queensnow:
Happy birthday to me .. so who's having their baby today .. I get gift for my bday mate #april 2018 baby#

Any April Momma coming through today?
See Gift oh...
Thank you momma for the offer, God bless you. One of us will definitely be happy to have the gift.
Cheers

Fiducia:


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Goodness!
You are one strong woman with hidden experience
So happy for your cousin, Big Congratulations for doing this on first time all by her self, with your awesome support.
God bless the LO.
God bless Her.
God bless you dearie.

BA! BA!! BA!!!
I welcomed my Princess yesterday to the glory of God almighty.
ELCS, 3.2kg
Daddy, Big Brother rejoicing.

mrstheo:
Hello mamas in the house, I'm 38weeks this week and have been feeling some menstrua cramps...is it normal? What shud I expect as a first time mum.. I'm team April

Hello Teamy,
You are due I guess.
Cramps are preparatory to contractions...
I know of timing contraction. Don't know of cramps.
We all shall land safely.

mumsgirl27:


Team May our First baby is here.

Patking .... My royal teammate has ported to ur team
Am sure u are delighted
Roll out the red carpet to welcome my Teammate.

The dance I danced ehn... no be here.
I already rolled out the drums for her.
Above All, we celebrate the safe delivery.
Isn't God Awesome?

You know nah....
Waiting for you

mumplenty:
Has anyone experienced pelvic bone pain at 38 weeks,i find it difficult to lie on my side with my legs closed and I walk in an awkward manner.

Hi Teamy,
As others have said earlier... "lucky you!"
You are just experiencing that...
However, its super painful.

Been having the pelvic pain the past 4 weeks, last ANC I was begging Doctor to check if my pelvic bone is still intact
The doctor recommend pain reliever, I waka pass...

The sleeping position is another wahala for hip... pregnancy pillow helps me a lot, but I do switch with pillows.... i put a pillow between my knees, another pillow supporting my bump.

My dear Momma, any moment from now it will be over. God is our strength.
Cheer up.

Aitee1:


Wow...same here EDD is 25th Oct, so happy to have a bumpy mate

Oya team October welcome me please!!!

Congratulations Momma,
Great news.

Roseey0:

Jesus
And I never buy baby thing finish
Congrats mama
Mumsgirl27
We are already droping it o
Now I see you will port too

Run enter Market oohh...
I already got Mumsgirl27
Make i add you join for my list?

Just do your best, its not easy shopping.
The Lord is your strength.

zaynie:



Okay now I realise you're maybe spoiling for a fight.
Those who announced the birth of their babies on April Fools day nko?
Kindly include them in your congratulations.

What exactly is the problem?
Do we have an unresolved matter, biko bring it forth let's trash it once and for all cos I don't think you and I ever had any reason to cross paths so why all these?

PatKing:
Team April 2018!
ANNOINCING THE ARRIVALS OF APRIL 1ST BABIES.
"With God on our side, we got this"!

PORTERS CLUB!!!!
3 wonderful Mommas ported.

1. Lilliesbud12 ...XX 19/03/2018✅
2. rvpbae  ...........XY 24/03/2018 ✅
3. Tutulicious .... XY 20/03/2018

APRIL BABIES CLUB!!!
Happy to meet you cuties!!!!
Congratulations Mommas.

1. portable4real ... XX 01/04/18 HA
2. beautyuche ...... XX 01/04/18 HA

Well done Ma'am.

toyeem:
Umnn. It is well. It is our month of bringing forth beautiful and handsome little sweethearts.

My cappo@ Patking,pls calm down. Jesus has done it for us already. He settled it all at d Cross.
My beautiful April mamas,how is elephantworking going.God has brought us dis far,He will not forsake us.

Amen my dear Teamy,
We are finally here by His grace and strength.

Team April 2018!
ANNOINCING THE ARRIVALS OF APRIL 1ST BABIES.
"With God on our side, we got this"!

PORTERS CLUB!!!!
3 wonderful Mommas ported.

1. Lilliesbud12 ...XX 19/03/2018✅
2. rvpbae  ...........XY 24/03/2018 ✅
3. Tutulicious .... XY 20/03/2018

APRIL BABIES CLUB!!!
Happy to meet you cuties!!!!
Congratulations Mommas.

1. portable4real ... XX 01/04/18 HA
2. beautyuche ...... XX 01/04/18 HA


GROUP A
1. Amy43 ............EDD 01/04/18(XX)
2. Wealthyone ...EDD 05/04/18(??)
4. Euphorbia .......EDD 08/04/18(XY)

GROUP B
5. Bibeetee .........EDD 12/04/18(XY)
6. Splendor1 .......EDD 12/04/18(??)
7. Whyterose ......EDD 12/04/18(??)
8. Graciamore .....EDD 14/04/18(??)
09. Toyeem ...........EDD 15/04/18(??)
10. mrstheo ........EDD 17/04/18(XX)
11. Mumplenty ...EDD 18/04/18(??)
12. Imagemate ..EDD 18-19/04/18(XY)
13. PatKing .........EDD 19/04/18(XX)
14. DidiPearls .....EDD 19/04/18(??)
15. sallygal  .........EDD 19/04/18(XX)

GROUP C
16. Wifeysist .......EDD 20/04/18(??)
17. omonifamily .EDD 21/04/18(XX)
18. Sysengr .........EDD 23/04/18(XX)
19. Crystalzoe ....EDD 23/04/18(XX)
20. PrincessKF ....EDD 25/04/18(XY)
21. Hafsat24 .......EDD 27/04/18(??)
22. Prettymaxy ...EDD 27/04/18(??)
23. MumIbeji .......EDD 28/04/18(XX)
24. Debbiemma .. EDD 29/04/18(??)

#TeamNoLoss
#Team Mother Alive, Baby Alive, Father Alive with plenty money

A tick = BA and BS Seen.
HA = Happy Arrival from other clubs.

MumIbeji:



Ma'am, I don't think PatKing put that post up cos of zaynie.. Cos she also posted it on fbk hours before putting it out here.. I guess its just coincidental

God bless you my Sister!!!
I am more than happy to be hated by whoever is offended by my post.

I congratulate the Mama Zaynie oh.
Once more, congratulations to Ahnie, Zaynie, and Suzy for announcing on April Fools day.

Ahnie, may the healing power in the resurrection perfect all that concerns your Hubby in Jesus name.
We await your testimony.

Lilliesbud12:
BS!!! BS!!!! BS!!! Alert!!!!

Cc : Cappo PatKing, all mama's.

I present to you Miss Flourish Adunifeoluwa Pearl..

Praise God.
See my Flourish Baby.
Well done strong Momma!!!
You did it.
Congratulations once again.
Birth story seen!!!



Tutulicious, where is out BS?

proudmom38:
Happy Easter! Happy Sunday and a Happy New Month to all mamas in the house!

Special greetings to all April mamas! (my special team)

Our Original Team Leader!
We appreciate you.
God will help us.

graciamore:
kisses mam. can't say more... happy Esthr to u and family. how is the journey

Aw!!!
Glad I found one of likeminded with me.
Bless you Sis.
The journey has finally entered Gear mode, we are all landing safely.
Happy Easter my dear.

zaynie:
What if it isn't a joke?

Get your facts right before you accuse someone or perhaps wait till the person reveals its actually a prank.
So because I chose today to announce you assume its a prank.

Okay let me complete the prank, my EDD is Oct 25th same as Muna's (my present last born) EDD and actual birth day.
Yup, thunder does strike the same place twice.

Congratulations Ma'am!
Happy Bumping.
Cheers.

Although YOU may find it funny and harmless, to others it isn’t. As someone who has lost more than one baby and has dealt with secondary infertility, pregnancy jokes are hurtful. There are so many other jokes you can play on someone that are actually funny. If you plan to joke about pregnancy this April fools, feel free to HATE me, and I don’t wish to have such distasteful people on my side, but also stop and consider the people you may be hurting while doing it, the people who struggle month after month and feel defeated when every test says “Not Pregnant”, the women who take countless types of fertility drugs hoping this one is the one that works, the women who just lost a baby they couldn’t wait to hold... we are out there and our feelings are real.

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Team April 2018!
0 DAYS TO GO!! Yea... it's April 1st!!

"With God on our side, we got this"!

PORTERS CLUB!!!!
It ended in praise for our 3 wonderful Mommas. 2 Mommas are owing us BS, please do the needful.

1. Lilliesbud12 ...XX 19/03/2018✅
2. rvpbae  ...........XY 24/03/2018 ✅
3. Tutulicious .... XY 20/03/2018 ✅
4.

APRIL BABIES CLUB!!!
Can't wait to meet you cuties!!!!
Save delivery to us all... amen
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.


GROUP A
1. Amy43 ............EDD 01/04/18(XX)
2. Wealthyone ...EDD 05/04/18(??)
4. Euphorbia .......EDD 08/04/18(XY)

GROUP B
5. Bibeetee .........EDD 12/04/18(XY)
6. Splendor1 .......EDD 12/04/18(??)
7. Whyterose ......EDD 12/04/18(??)
8. Graciamore .....EDD 14/04/18(??)
09. Toyeem ...........EDD 15/04/18(??)
10. mrstheo ........EDD 17/04/18(XX)
11. Mumplenty ...EDD 18/04/18(??)
12. Imagemate ..EDD 18-19/04/18(XY)
13. PatKing .........EDD 19/04/18(XX)
14. DidiPearls .....EDD 19/04/18(??)
15. sallygal  .........EDD 19/04/18(XX)
16. Wifeysist .......EDD 20/04/18(??)

GROUP C
17. omonifamily .EDD 21/04/18(XX)
18. Sysengr .........EDD 23/04/18(XX)
19. Crystalzoe ....EDD 23/04/18(XX)
20. PrincessKF ....EDD 25/04/18(XY)
21. Hafsat24 .......EDD 27/04/18(??)
22. Prettymaxy ...EDD 27/04/18(??)
23. MumIbeji .......EDD 28/04/18(XX)
24. Debbiemma .. EDD 29/04/18(??)

#TeamNoLoss
#Team Mother Alive, Baby Alive, Father Alive with plenty money

prettymaxy:
Abeg mamas hw are u pple managing ur stretch marks bcoz it has almost formed a big circle around my naval not to talk of d black ones on my waist and tigh. slim me that has neva had stretch marks bfor, olive oil obviously didn't work for me.
Congrats to mamas that have delivered.
April mamas hw body

Hi Momma.
That stretchmark, I think iris hereditary, but we do our best to avoid. If it happens, my dear, it's a mark of honor, carry it with Pride.
Oh yes... April Mommas are Good to Go!!!
God is our strength.

Tripletmom:
BA
All Glory unto the Lord.
My lovely princess arrived 28/3/2018 via vaginal delivery.
Baby, mother and father doing great
CC: Elmaspeed and all mothers
BS later

Congratulations Momma.
God bless your Princess.

annibro:
Mums and mums to be.

OMG!!!
I FEEL YOU.
Meanwhile a big congratulations to you.
I pray you get the answers you seen.

Cynate:

Thank God ooooh
I’m 20 weeks and the shocking news is:
I’m having twins and the sweet matter is that they are boys.

Awesome!!!
Happy for you.
You got this Momma!!

mumsgirl27:


We have potential porters to Team April,Hope we are through with shopping or rounding up(The Lord is our strength)

NAME EDD Colour
1) mumsgirl27 -------- 07/05/2018 (LMP)----

What an honor ...
Having a whole Cappo, landing with Boss Baby in my Team.
In fact... congratulations in advance Teamy

biggal:
To God be the glory great things He has done. Join me n welcome my princess. I gave birth on 22/3/18 by walking VB.

Congratulations Momma,
Welcome Princess.

gracewealth007:
Hello everyone mother in the house, my name is Grace and am first time mum. Am 10weeks gone already and my EDD is oct. Am happy to be part of this great family. Cheers.

Congratulations!
Highly welcome.
Feel super free to mingle.

Latty1:
BA BA BA!!!
My son came at 4:15am yesterday 25/3/18 via VBAC weighing 3.8kg with tear. Alhamdulilah! BS coming soon

Congratulations!
Welcome Son.

Team April 2018!
7 DAYS TO GO!!
ANNOUNCING THE ARRIVAL OF LITTLE PRINCE Tutulicious !!!

"With God on our side, we are overcomers"!

PORTERS CLUB!!!!
Yes oh...
Babies will come fully READY, 37weeker are full term Mommas, this may be you!!!
It will end in praise.

1. Lilliesbud12 ...XX 19/03/2018✅
2. rvpbae  ...........XY 24/03/2018 ✅
3. Tutulicious .... XY 20/03/2018 ✅
4.

GROUP A
(Bags must be pack by March 15th, Lilliesbud12, rvpbae, and Tutulicious already ported )

1. Amy43 ............EDD 01/04/18(XX)
2. Wealthyone ...EDD 05/04/18(??)
4. Euphorbia .......EDD 08/04/18(XY)
5. Bibeetee .........EDD 12/04/18(XY)
6. Splendor1 .......EDD 12/04/18(??)
7. Whyterose ......EDD 12/04/18(??)
8. Graciamore .....EDD 14/04/18(??)

GROUP B
Please Mommas, bags must be ready March 25th.
09. Toyeem ...........EDD 15/04/18(??)
10. mrstheo ........EDD 17/04/18(XX)
11. Mumplenty ...EDD 18/04/18(??)
12. Imagemate ..EDD 18-19/04/18(XY)
13. PatKing .........EDD 19/04/18(XX)
14. DidiPearls .....EDD 19/04/18(??)
15. sallygal  .........EDD 19/04/18(XX)
16. Wifeysist .......EDD 20/04/18(??)
17. omonifamily .EDD 21/04/18(XX)
18. Sysengr .........EDD 23/04/18(XX)
19. Crystalzoe ....EDD 23/04/18(XX)

GROUP C
We will be ready with our bags same as Group B... no worry.... it will all happen in April...

20. PrincessKF ....EDD 25/04/18(XY)
21. Hafsat24 .......EDD 27/04/18(??)
22. Prettymaxy ...EDD 27/04/18(??)
23. MumIbeji .......EDD 28/04/18(XX)
24. Debbiemma .. EDD 29/04/18(??)



#TeamNoLoss
#Team Mother Alive, Baby Alive, Father Alive with plenty money

tutulicious:
BA, Help me welcome my Tall fair boy on the 20/03/18. Birth story coming soon.


April mom port to March.

APRIL Momma has done it again!!!
Biggest congratulations to you.
Welcome Baby Tutulicious!
You will be a blessing to the world and your family.
Can't wait to read your Birth story.

#TeamApril2018 come and see ohhh!!!!

Whyterose:
@cappo patking jst wanna commend ur efforts. God bless you real good. Team April all the way. Jst packed my bags last night. Getting ready to start walking every evening for atleast 30min

Thank you so much my dear.
Hmmm... it's about time for stairs ohhh
Climb Momma!!!!
Am so glad to read you are super ready for baby's arrival.
We will all birth gracefully.

wowdiva:
BA!
Hey fam!, long time no see. Mehn the vigil nor be here ooo. I had my prince on the 7th of March at 4:25. Thank God for everything and everyone here. BS much later, let me catch up on my sleep. Safe delivery to other waddling members.

Congratulations Momma.
So happy for safe delivery.
Welcome Prince.

seunny4lif:
Wife is pregnant with twins

I'm so happy

Congratulations!
Please join a team for proper connection.

rvpbae:
I still don't know what my baby weighs or time he was born. Just happy he is here and we are well. He came this morning at 37weeks, sometime around past 3. Vaginal delivery with small tear. Has been asleep since, although fed him formular around 10am. Is it time to eat again? I'm all alone here, no help yet. I just ate peppersoup now now, courtesy a friend.

Anyway, BS.

I brought it here when i started having contractions on Wednesday night, as JJC, i no sabi anything, especially because i went for antenatal on Tuesday and was told all was well. The contractions were quite subtle and just off and on and irregular.

On Thursday night, same thing. Continued all thru the day. I managed it till it became severe on friday. I quickly arranged some things and went to the hospital in the evening around 6pm. Saw doctor and he said to check me to know if i was in labour ( just like that? But luckily hubby shaved me that morning).

Doctor checked ( i hate it) and said i was 4cm and needed to go get my things .Lol, hubby confused. All the while contractions were coming o but very bearable. Got home, carried bags, bought a few things, then got admitted. Meanwhile i had only eaten around 10am that day o.

Around 10pm, doctor checked again, 5cm. He suggested i climb stairs, i did like 5 times and got tired. I went to lie down and contractions came knocking. I didn't shout or anything. I'll sleep and contractions would wake me, then I'll squeeze hubby's hand.

Then all of a sudden, contractions became x10, i no shout o, all d while was lieing down. The strongest one came that felt as if baby's head was coming, hubby asked to call matron, i said no. Second time, in less than 3mins, with greater force, i told him to call the woman, i tried standing but felt like baby was falling, i told d woman, i want to poo and that baby was pushing me, she said don't push o. I enter delivery room, that's where i saw stars.

All the contraction was child's play oooooo. Jesus. I kept shouting, she said don't shout cos she was chooking hand and it was paining me. I felt one contraction, she say make i push, the woman dey laugh me say i dey play. I stopped.

Second push, she kept pulling my perineum and telling me to push, i did, she was like good, good but the pain was baaaad. I stopped.

Third push, one assistant ( God bless her), gave me a pillow and raised me up so i cld look at my stomach to push as the matron dey threaten to cut me. I said no no, ill push. Lol. I gave this my all, i swear at this point, it felt like my soul was gone, i was seeing bright lights, i didn't even know baby was out till i heard him cry.

Plenty things happened in that labour room that i can't type. Anyhow i got cleaned, placenta came out, stitched and was just lying down.

I give God glory cos it wasn't me in there. In my opinion, contraction weren't thaaat bad, painful but bearable. You see to push ehn, with d way the woman dey drag the perineum down, dipping her finger in too, i saw hell. I was in pains but baby is fine and thats all that matters. I dey ginger to go house tomorrow, here don tire me.

Cc patking

Awesome!!!
This Birth story is just how I dream of Delivery...
Well done Momma.
I Pray you and Kiddo get home tomorrow.
Birth story seen.

graciamore:
thanks mam pathKing all this different scanning date cef.. am tired.. waiting for Gods time.tanks for checking on us.

I agree!
God's timing is what we want.
We will all deliver safely.
Glad you are so relaxed.

Team April 2018!
7 DAYS TO GO!!
ANNOUNCING THE ARRIVAL OF LITTLE PRINCE rvpbae!!!

"With God on our side, we are overcomers"!

PORTERS CLUB!!!!
Yes oh...
Babies will come fully READY, 37weeker are full term Mommas, this may be you!!!
It will end in praise.

1. Lilliesbud12 ...XX 19/03/2018✅
2. rvpbae  ...........XY 24/03/2018 ✅
3.
4.

GROUP A
Bags must be pack by March 15th, Lilliesbud12 ported on 19/03/18
rvpbae ported 24/03/18

1. Amy43 ............EDD 01/04/18(XX)
2. Wealthyone ...EDD 05/04/18(??)
3. Tutulicious .....EDD 07/04/18(??)
4. Euphorbia .......EDD 08/04/18(XY)
5. Bibeetee .........EDD 12/04/18(XY)
6. Splendor1 .......EDD 12/04/18(??)
7. Whyterose ......EDD 12/04/18(??)
8. Graciamore .....EDD 14/04/18(??)
Graciamore, your BirthBuddy rvpbae has ported, now you are on solo journey. No worry... Baby will come when ready.


GROUP B
Please Mommas, bags must be ready March 25th.
09. Toyeem ...........EDD 15/04/18(??)
10. mrstheo ........EDD 17/04/18(XX)
11. Mumplenty ...EDD 18/04/18(??)
12. Imagemate ..EDD 18-19/04/18(XY)
13. PatKing .........EDD 19/04/18(XX)
14. DidiPearls .....EDD 19/04/18(??)
15. sallygal  .........EDD 19/04/18(XX)
16. Wifeysist .......EDD 20/04/18(??)
17. omonifamily .EDD 21/04/18(XX)
18. Sysengr .........EDD 23/04/18(XX)
19. Crystalzoe ....EDD 23/04/18(XX)

GROUP C
We will be ready with our bags same as Group B... no worry.... it will all happen in April...

20. PrincessKF ....EDD 25/04/18(XY)
21. Hafsat24 .......EDD 27/04/18(??)
22. Prettymaxy ...EDD 27/04/18(??)
23. MumIbeji .......EDD 28/04/18(XX)
24. Debbiemma .. EDD 29/04/18(??)



#TeamNoLoss
#Team Mother Alive, Baby Alive, Father Alive with plenty money