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Politics / Re: Tinubu Is Modest, He Lived In 3-bedroom Abuja Apartment Before Election - Bagudu by patoranfire(m): 8:14am On Nov 04, 2023

Typicool8:
This news is meant to fool agbado supporters but not sane nigerians

sometimes i wonder what some gain from tribalizing every piece of info on this platform. 'agbadorians' like u dont eat corn as well. Nigeria will never be great unless we all move on from all negativities#PEACE#NOMOREBEEF

Events / Re: Nigerian Man Spends 40m Naira At A Nightclub (pics/video) by patoranfire(m): 7:25am On Oct 17, 2023

Sheistoopretty:
Dis are de kind of men I want....

U can't meet such Rich M£n here..... only de Reta®d£d ones disturbin me with Pms are wat we have here

Only br©ke, Wr£tch€d and F®ustrat£d Men are on dis forum

All the M€n in this forum are Just Uzzzzlesss to be honest....... All of them

Events / Re: Nigerian Man Spends 40m Naira At A Nightclub (pics/video) by patoranfire(m): 7:25am On Oct 17, 2023

Sheistoopretty:
Dis are de kind of men I want....

U can't meet such Rich M£n here..... only de Reta®d£d ones disturbin me with Pms are wat we have here

Only br©ke, Wr£tch€d and F®ustrat£d Men are on dis forum

All the M€n in this forum are Just Uzzzzlesss to be honest....... All of them

Dats harsh! Just because some men choose to be nuisance on nairaland doesnt represent the whole!!! But am nt surprise cus it's easier to generalize when one is narrowminded and ill-informed.

Celebrities / Re: Jada Pinkett Thought The Will Smith's Oscars Slap Was 'A Skit' by patoranfire(m): 8:27pm On Oct 11, 2023

Pwettylinda:
Thiefnubuu must be disgraced at the supreme court..

No certificate forger will be allowed to rule

Must every issue evolve around the presidemt!

Foreign Affairs / Re: Joe Biden's Dog, Commander, Removed From White House After Biting secret Agents by patoranfire(m): 1:58pm On Oct 05, 2023

WORDS OF WISDOM. UA SPOT ON THOUGH MOST WONT CONCUR WITH YOUR TAKE ON RELIGION.
Trust no one

I love animals very intelligent and their sense of organs very enhanced

But what baffles me is how humans still claim they are the most intelligent of all animals! Name top ten intelligent animals humans will not make the top ten.. cat is so smart that even if falling down from any height it will never fall awkwardly and break neck. Dog sense of hearing is too sharp reason a dog was able to detect the vibration sound of Turkey earthquake and started backing a day before the earthquake
Something our so called prophet, native doctor and pastor could not see with their yeye spiritual eye

Humans are very dull. The only animals whose mind can be conditioned to believe In the existence of one supreme being up there in the sky called God that does not exist. Ask humans what is keeping them alive. They will tell you grace of God. So what now happened to the forty thousand people that died in Tur

Celebrities / Re: Mohbad: Police Arrest Naira Marley by patoranfire(m): 10:32am On Oct 04, 2023

;DSmall small na! Y e dey pain u pass d agrieved. Take am easy o

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Crystal Palace EFL Cup (3 - 0) On 26th Sept 2023 by patoranfire(m): 11:00pm On Sep 26, 2023

Germi9:

English hard my broda i swore

Abi na i even wanted to point it out(swore) but no b evry1 go skul na grin

Germi9:

English hard my broda i swore

Abi na i even wanted to point it out(swore) but no b evry1 go skul na

Romance / Re: What Is The Disadvantage Of Dating You by patoranfire(m): 4:46pm On Sep 26, 2023

DrAda:
I get bored easily. I have unique thoughts on aliens, life, Christianity etc which I can't express fully because many may think that I am weird or worse mad.

so u bliv in extraterrestial beings? shocked

DrAda:
I get bored easily. I have unique thoughts on aliens, life, Christianity etc which I can't express fully because many may think that I am weird or worse mad.

so u bliv in extraterrestial beings?

Celebrities / Re: Mohbad: Suspect Detained Is Not A Licenced Nurse – Association by patoranfire(m): 3:50pm On Sep 23, 2023

Creamypie:
I see Marley regaining his name and even bigger, since his innocence will be established, using it as springboard to winning Grammies. I still insist say na hard drug kill mohbad

Jeez man! Have some heart! Hw can a right thinking,sensible and patriotic nigerian utter these idiotic words.wait till it happens to someone u luv then u wil knw hw it feels knucklehead. P.s now i knw y i dnt usually comment on this forum. The way some pple reason,even devil go fear!

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Travel / Re: Couple And Their Four Children Die In Auto Crash In Cross River by patoranfire(m): 10:01am On Sep 22, 2023

post=125940586:
This Road Accident Is Very Terrible BAD NEWS

Don't Forget, Bring This Accident.

Na bad news dey always sweet u guys abi

Sports / Re: Mbappe Offered ₦690 Billion (₦2.8b Per Day) Deal By Saudi Club Al Hilal (Photos) by patoranfire(m): 5:29pm On Jul 24, 2023

[quote author=TemplarLandry post=124624091][i]Glory Boy.

Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Ex-Convict, 54 Others For Alleged Internet Fraud In Oyo by patoranfire(m): 8:23pm On Jul 14, 2023

Welldone ooo dedicator of life! Always dedicating songs!

Crime / Re: Man Accused Of Stealing Another Man's Joystick by patoranfire(m): 7:45am On Jul 13, 2023

Woah! Isnt that too harsh? U should apply caution while posting on a public forum like dis;never knw who might be reading all your gender-based hatred and narrowmindedness. A piece of advice grow up!!!

Education / Re: FUGUS students Protest Kidnapping Of Their Colleagues, Block Highway by patoranfire(m): 1:15pm On Jun 17, 2023

mo for ooo!!! Just got admitted there o.maybe i gat 2 rethink my decision.

Health / Re: Lightning Strike Kills Referee During Football Match In Niger State (Photos) by patoranfire(m): 10:56pm On Jun 15, 2023

TheGiftedOne:
All these EPL refs seating behind VAR to perpetuate their bias in favor of their darling VARchester United had better called themselves to order.

On a very serious note, my condolences to the bereaved.

Health / Re: Lightning Strike Kills Referee During Football Match In Niger State (Photos) by patoranfire(m): 10:56pm On Jun 15, 2023

TheGiftedOne:
All these EPL refs seating behind VAR to perpetuate their bias in favor of their darling VARchester United had better called themselves to order.

On a very serious note, my condolences to the bereaved.

Why always united

U must be an envious opposing team fan! just wait till the takeover is completed... U go hear am! On a serious note:Rip to d dead. May GOD Grants his family the fortitude to move on. Amen

Celebrities / Re: Iya Gbonkan Begs Fans For Car by patoranfire(m): 7:03pm On May 29, 2023

Honoredeblazac:
That one thing I Like about yoruba people. They have no problem with coming out to beg. If na Igbos now, them go dey proud anyhow.

dats tribal slur guy! U mean only yoruba pple asks for aids? Common i dnt want to get into any unneccessary talks but u should retract and apologize cus ua way out of line and unreasonable

Education / Re: How I Survived Last Semester” – University Student Hides Soup Inside Toothpaste by patoranfire(m): 12:08pm On May 24, 2023

superlanny:
Humans are yet to discover all the shades and types of madness there is. Just see this potential Aro patient displaying his natural skills. What poverty cannot do does not exist.

Kai see person wey go skul o. This is something else my broda! I agree wit u, poverty no go ooo he even get mind dey showcase am. All this local foods dnt do well in tight space( toothpaste tube etc) but he wil nt knw nw, na when sickness cum we go here! #povertydie!!!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Can You Walk Naked For 5million Naira ? by patoranfire(m): 6:13pm On May 23, 2023

Patrickyemi:

Send WhatsApp instead. See my contact on bio

Alrite bro

Food / Re: List Of South African Foods by patoranfire(m): 6:13pm On May 23, 2023

Samantha124:
You're missing out.. .. But I would have probably said the same thing if I was a Nigerian too..

U might be rite, afterall some pple enjoy eating rats!(scariest video i ever see) with sauce

Food / Re: List Of South African Foods by patoranfire(m): 3:03pm On May 22, 2023

U guys eat alot of meat! Nw i knw y southy pple are chubby(no offence)

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Food / Re: List Of South African Foods by patoranfire(m): 3:02pm On May 22, 2023

Samantha124:
12. Pap and chicken intestines... I'm not going to lie, I love chicken intestines, but I don't like the process of preparing them because you have to make sure that the chicken feaces are properly removed before you can cook them... They always remind me of home.. .. most of the time when I'm alone I buy those ones that are already cooked... But when I'm at home I'd convince my mother to prepare them and I'd cook them afterwards...

dnt think i can eat dat!!!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Can You Walk Naked For 5million Naira ? by patoranfire(m): 12:33pm On May 22, 2023

Patrickyemi:
Ha, na so poverty hold Nigerians ?

Why not make cool cash on YouTube simply by making top 10 soccer videos. Let me teach you. Mention me if interested, hold your 1k sha. It’s not free.

Am interested bro, let talk more. I wil email u.

Romance / Re: I Want To Marry Her But Discovered This Thing by patoranfire(m): 10:20am On May 15, 2023

Since when was Virginity are virtue,is like ua nt serious.in this age and time, virgins are rare and iv u dnt luv her anymore,do the needful and part ways.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Brighton (0 - 3) On 14th May 2023 by patoranfire(m): 7:50pm On May 14, 2023

Wait bro!!! Did ua just qualify man u as 'average' team? Woah u really must hate united o. I dnt knw hw to say dis without sounding insultive but u must b in another universe.nw let me educate u; this average team has defeated al the top team atleast once dis season,despite starting slow they have won d epl,fa final, europa quarters(thrashing 3 spanish teams on d way) which could have been fruitful if nt for injuries. I knw u must b a chelsea fan or sometin? They say" money cant buy class" so put some respect when yappin about the red devils. Incase u dnt knw man u has d largest followers in d whole world of sport(a billion loyal base). Am sure your team must be a loser so think b4 u label an institution of football heritage that has produce countless legends. Thanks for the time, i rest my case!

Family / Re: I Mistakenly Impregnated My Troublesome Baby Mama by patoranfire(m): 3:12pm On May 13, 2023

Mumu person which one is'i mistakenly impregnated' like dem jazz u? Well nw dat your eyes are clear, do the rite tine or else...

Education / Re: Ejikeme Joy Scores Highest In JAMB, Gets INNOSON N3m Scholarship by patoranfire(m): 12:59pm On May 09, 2023

IyaebeTheGreat:
If she's not a science student then I don't rate her intelligence .
Modified
She's a science student and that means she's truly brilliant.
Art students are dull and I don't regard them academically

u are so far from reality! U dnt generalize one field of study cus everyone is brilliant in their own way. Keep your biased opinion to yourself. U self show us your jamb score cus am sure u didnt get near 300(prove me wrong). Am an art student but bliv me when i say i can hold my own in some science field... I got 245 by d way. wink

IyaebeTheGreat:
If she's not a science student then I don't rate her intelligence .
Modified
She's a science student and that means she's truly brilliant.
Art students are dull and I don't regard them academically

Crime / Re: Soldiers Flog Civilians At 2Season Hotel, Kaduna (Video, Photos) by patoranfire(m): 12:46pm On May 08, 2023

THERE WAS A COUNTRY!!! OUR VALIANT SOLDIERS HAS NW BEEN REDUCED TO QUARREL SETTLERS! CHAI!!! E EYE DEY PUSH ME!

Foreign Affairs / Re: Coronation Of King Charles III In Pictures by patoranfire(m): 4:42pm On May 06, 2023

I dnt knw what d poor old man has done to deserve all dis hatred, honestly it's nt good for your health! #YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN

Career / Re: Mechanic Returns N10.8m Mistakenly Sent To His Account, Gets Rewarded With N50k by patoranfire(m): 5:05pm On Mar 23, 2023

My pple!!! If na me o! Iz gone! #otilo2023

Romance / Re: My Experience Toasting A Girl Today !! by patoranfire(m): 5:29pm On Jan 10, 2023

WOO!!! SO INSIGHTFUL! HONESTLY I LOVE YOUR TIPS ESPECIALLY ABOUT TBAG:THAT GUY IS SUMTIN ELSE,MADE PRISON BREAK INTERESTING TIL D END.HE WAS D MAIN VILLAIN IN MY OPINION.

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