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Celebrities › Re: Wizkid And Noami Campbell Steal The Show At Dolce And Gabbanna Fashion Show!!!! by Patotelli(m): 12:36pm On Jun 17, 2018
slyfoxxjoe:
But why do Nigerians think like lunatics like this? Once you see a guy and a woman together they must automatically by foking? As if it is impossible for a male and female to have a totally platonic or professional relationship..Na wah o..I don't know whether it is poverty that is affecting our mentality like this.
Abeg wetin u wan make e talk wit d way wizkid dey giv giv belle anyhow woman wey he roll with nko?. I fear dat tin bitwin wizzy legs oo..
Literature › Re: The Hole In The Wall by Patotelli(m): 11:11pm On Jun 16, 2018
SO U DON DEY HERE..
AS OGA SOUL NO MENTION ME AND LATELY I'VE BEEN BUSY. NICE ONE OGA SOUL..
HORLAD WEY DEY SHINE LIKE STAR,
U KNW SAY I LIKE TO DEY ONE CORNER WIT A BOTTLE OF STAR,
ABEG NO 4GET UR GUY BCOX WE ALL STAR.

#PATOTELLI_PATTOSKI

HORLADSTAR:
IN 2BABA VOICE


No be lie,No be LIE O
I repeat no be lie,no be LIE O
Mr soul we can not DENY O
Say na u get the best story for this LAND O
So make u dey write am dey GO
We sef go dey read am dey GO O
Baba GOD go dey bless u dey GO
I pray make him renew ur LOGO
Make them know soul for TOGO
World-wide glory for Mr SOULOHO

Knowledge fall on you 'yea yea'
International glory fall on you 'yea yea'
Money fall on you 'yea yea'
Make ur enemies bow for you 'yea yea'
#.Horladstar cares

I pray that the antispam bot should desist from banning our souloho 'AMEN'.Keep the update coming bro
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Literature › Re: Showers Of Mercy - True Life Story by Patotelli(m): 11:22am On Jun 16, 2018
MAKE UNA FOLO ME CELEBRATE AS TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY.....


WOW! Ashi try no be small, me go jux vex Bleep d mma out of her Ada. I bet Busbus go dey one corner 4 outside to hear moans inside. Dat babe to high 4 Ashi but still na her type ashi need to come up. HMMM, if Busayo no be his downfall na small e go remain(futuristic thought thou).. NICE WORK TO YOU MY PRECIOUS WRITER.....
#PATTOSKI_PATOTELLI SAYS HI
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Celebrities › Re: Yemi Solade: 'Nigeria Is Killing Me! I Might Relocate Soon' by Patotelli(m): 11:08am On Jun 16, 2018
WOW!. OGA U MENTIONED MY BLOODA FROM D SAME TOWN. THANKS NOW WE'RE BENEFITING FROM QATAR MONEY HE EARNS.. AND IN EVERY COMPETITION HE APPEARS YOU'LL HEAR THE COMMENTATOR PROUDLY SAYING "grin NIGERIAN BORN ATHLETE" I PRAY I BE LIKE HIM SOMEDAY. BUT TRUTH BE TOLD THIS SOLADE IS SPEAKING THE UTMOST TRUTH, PLS MY DEAR YOUTH IF YOU SEE ANY TINY OPPORTUNITY TO TRSVEL OUT OF NIGERIA, NEVER HESTITATE TO CATCH IT THIS YOUNG...

[quote author=onatisi post=68529529.]who is he complaining to now ?
it is better for him to do the right thing now , he should have relocated long time ago when he had all the chances and he was much younger . when femi ogedengbe left , most of them were laughing and making jest of him.[/quote]
Literature › Re: Black Maria by Patotelli(m): 10:25am On Jun 15, 2018
CHAI OGA LARRY. NO BE LIKE THIS WE SUPPOSE DEY OO. PLS I PRAY GOD'S GUIDE AND PROTECTION OVER YOU. COME UPDATE PLS SO THIS EID GO SWEET WELLA..

#UR_BOI_PATTOSKI_PATOTELLI
Literature › Re: Should We Call It A New Beginning? by Patotelli(m): 6:30pm On Jun 12, 2018
Hello Eva nwa!, like seriously 4 ur mata i dey super concious. Words alone can express hw much i've mised you on here. I tried to mail u, but dunno if u got my msgs. Pls i would love to av ur direct contact. I hope skul stress no too make u lean sha. Really expectimg sumtin wey go sweet pass "HIDDEN DIAMONDS"
Welcome back nne.

Ur_own_pesin____PATTOSKI_PATOTELLI..IS HERE!!!!
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Literature › Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Patotelli(m): 5:06pm On Jun 09, 2018
HAAAAA!!!, pls o i canno come and be a ghost reader anymore. Today na today oga shey abeg kom update i've been folowinf this back to back. You're the bomb. Chai! I troway salute, baba u be man. So las las sumtim kill man!. Bring it on bro..
UR BOY PATOTELLI_PATTOSKI IZ HERE AGAIN!!!!!
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Literature › Re: Black Maria by Patotelli(m): 6:30pm On May 07, 2018
Chai oga Larry you be the boss, I dey hail all my body dey up for you alone!!... ��
Abeg continue your good work. What of basket na?, we need to hear from him. Abi wetin una think � my people demhuh.....
Literature › Re: Black Maria by Patotelli(m): 11:16pm On Apr 26, 2018
Wow, its been a while Mr larrysun. I bet Peter wants to drive the car to port Harcourt ... I wish he meets Basket soon too
Literature › Re: Black Maria by Patotelli(m): 11:54am On Jan 07, 2018
OMG!!!, dis blackie is sumtin else, hw he comes to figure he's about to be caught eloped me oo.. Kudos to oga larry once again....
Education › Re: Lady Who Got Pregnant At 17 Obtains Her Masters Degree At 24 (Photos) by Patotelli(m): 1:15pm On Dec 19, 2017
Make she kom naija kom perform that kind miracle naa,, strike go teach her sense...
Literature › Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Patotelli(m): 1:13pm On Dec 19, 2017
Wow,, I'll say this is really nice..

Thanks for the constant update, even thou Na once a week... MB fall on ur phone...

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#pattoski_patotelli...
Literature › Re: Mask Hunter by Patotelli(m): 6:28pm On Dec 06, 2017
Wow nice piece here. Great and good job baba
Fashion › Re: Nyamal, Sudanese Student Called ‘Burnt' & 'Ugly' (Photos) by Patotelli(m): 10:07am On Dec 04, 2017
Yeparipa!!! Dis 1 pass my comment oo, ehhh oh baby abeg u no black na blacky, u no dark, na darky.. O boy wey seyi law dey.. Dis 1 pass u abeg...
Literature › Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by Patotelli(m): 12:34pm On Dec 02, 2017
HORLADSTAR:
Wow!The last update is truly a nice piece.
''Suddenly there was a loud rumble, similar to thunder but it came from Dé John's stomach''.That part really gat me rolling.
I SEE YOU GUY.
Hw JAN 2ND DEY BE??
Literature › Re: Black Maria by Patotelli(m): 11:27pm On Nov 26, 2017
Wow wat a throwback. Peter don suffer bcoz they will make rhoda to say where she came across it...
Literature › Re: Black Maria by Patotelli(m): 2:54pm On Nov 22, 2017
HMMMMM... DAT GOLD NECKLACE IS GOING TO COST RHODA A LOT IN HER LIFE BCOX SHE'S GOING TO BE CAUGHT AND WHAEVER SHE SAID WILL NOT HELP HER...


VERY POOR FOR A CHANGED GIRL...

WELDONE MR LARRY..
I HOPE I SEE U KOM JAN 2ND @ Elegusi Beach..
Education › Re: China Opens World’s Coolest Library, Its Interior Will Take Your Breath Away(pic by Patotelli(m): 1:33pm On Nov 17, 2017
Chai omo for this kind library, i no go anywhere again. Na to jux dey liv here oo, read read read and read go out go buy food chop, toilet kom back again kom dey read read and read until i read all books. Ohh dear God abeg helo kill all those misleading us...
Politics › Re: Ambassador Sylvanus Adiewere Nsofor Resumes Duty In US (Photos) by Patotelli(m): 12:42pm On Nov 16, 2017
seunmsg:
This old Igbo man got the best ambassadorial posting. If he happens to be a northerner, this thread would be all about how Buhari is spreading northern and islamic agenda everywhere.
MAN watch ur fingers typing rubbish, do you know this man's story??, do you know him well if yes you wont be saying he's igbo.

Ewu gambia!!
Literature › Re: You're Next by Patotelli(m): 12:21pm On Nov 16, 2017
EvaJael:
The ride don end already o
HEEENNN!!! ISI NO GWUGO??,, BUT DEAR U PULLING MY LEGGINGS OR WHATTING DO YOU MEANING "the ride don end already o". Biko Tell Me Say Na Joke Oh Inugo?
Literature › Re: You're Next by Patotelli(m): 12:17pm On Nov 16, 2017
HORLASTAR, wia u dey kom hia abeg my cuttie princess don drop anoda. Kom giv her those freestyle abeg.

We are here again
Lilyjoe, bibi, SOULJO
Literature › Re: You're Next by Patotelli(m): 12:12pm On Nov 16, 2017
WOWWWW!! Come and see ooo, my baby bae is at it again ooo..

I dey hia gidigba ontop my mat with crates of origin and popcorn dat will last all to the end of this..

Abeg 07035277222, 2 order for urs..

#pattoski_pattotelli
Romance › Re: Nairaland Get Together Party'03 by Patotelli(m): 11:51am On Nov 16, 2017
HeyCorleone:
What I can't understand is the huge gap in gate fee. Why can't everyone pay something equal and reasonable?! Later these females would be the ones advocating for gender equality nonsense.. If they can't afford the 5k, let them stay home.
D OP try seff you want to say you've not been to a show and they said ladies gate fee is free, what are you insinuating sir?!.. Pls no come there come coz trouble oo..

Op the ladies gate fee should have been free, abeg i want to see my Evajel, Bibijay, Larrysun, Biafranbushboi, Naijamakossa, Oyinprincee, Plss Dont Say Jan 2nd Na Ur Wedding Day Oo.

Evajel Plss u r most invited all welfares covered biko..

#pattoski_pattotelli.
Romance › Re: Nairaland Get Together Party'03 by Patotelli(m): 11:45am On Nov 16, 2017
jazinogold:
shey dem go allow me com with my pastor?
That go sweet oo, incase any mamiwota dota wan showcase.. Abeg with a biggie bible...


#pattoski_pattotelli
Romance › Re: Nairaland Get Together Party'03 by Patotelli(m): 11:34am On Nov 16, 2017
Ohhhh!!! Pattoski is here live @elegbusi Beach.
Pls Is There No Customized polo vest 4 d dayhuh..
If no, let there be for it ooo..
I Remain #Pattoski_pattotelli
Music/Radio › Re: Davido To Release Single "Like Dat" On Nov 21st, His Birthday by Patotelli(m): 12:36pm On Nov 15, 2017
JAH BLESS OUR HUSTLE!!...

BRING IT ON PADDI MI..
#LIKETHATBYNOV21ST..

#PATTOSKI_PATOTELLI
Literature › Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by Patotelli(m): 11:08pm On Nov 11, 2017
Chai i pity dis villagers oo, hw can they settle down comfortably when the issue on ground is not settled yet, even the main culprit here says they should drink and enjoy. Ohh!! What awuf dey do person no be small... THUMBS UP SOULBABA!!!...

*But dis episode too short oo, abeg mb fall on ur phone, blood ooarse 4 ur fingerss.. No 4get my #TEAMOSI/AMARA ooo!!!
Education › Re: JSS 2 Student Impregnated By Her Vice Principal, Delivers A Baby In Minna by Patotelli(m): 11:12pm On Nov 08, 2017
ABEG OOO, I wan ask una is a nursing mother not a nurse, bcox me no understand dat hawusa girl ooo, she dey nurse baby and still want to be a nurse. Na wa oooooo!!!!
Literature › Re: Black Maria by Patotelli(m): 11:36am On Nov 08, 2017
@koolcat01, i go with that ur suggestion, just what i was thinking... Nice update oga larrysun, mb fall on ur phone.

#PATTOSKI_PATOTELLI
Literature › Re: Black Maria by Patotelli(m): 11:34am On Nov 08, 2017
@koolcat01, i go with that ur suggestion, just what i was thinking... Nice update oga larrysun, mb fall on ur phone.

#PATTOSKI_PATOTELLI
Politics › Re: Lagos State Unveils Fish Statue In Epe (Photos) by Patotelli(m): 10:38am On Nov 08, 2017
nautieonline:
the error i see in this write up is LOTTERY. Really? Why are the youths of this country engrossed in getting hand-outs? When you dont focus on the important things you will come up with irrational statements like this.

Do you know that there is LETF where you can get loan to start a business.

Do you know that erection of these statues will generate revenue for the state in years to come through TOURISM?

Do you know that this edifice has empowered more than 5 people?

Be logical when bringing arguements.
PLS SIR/MA,,, i was loving ur post until i got to where u said it empowered 5people, can you pls expanciate that pls.
Do you know that in nigeria when a certain govt was in power and did some projects, immediately leave it becomes abandoned project.
This money wasted on fish will empower people by training them for some months on technology, after that they giv dem little stipends and loan to establish theirs which will be more beneficial.
Fashion › Re: Nigerian Man Steps Out In Bum Shorts (Photo) by Patotelli(m): 10:26am On Nov 08, 2017
QUOTE MEEE!!!....
This is not naija, look at the background clearly.. If na we country be this eyes wey go dey on hm go don tear dat rag komot 4 him body.

But wait oo d guy package wella sha,, guy contact me abeg....
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