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 Sports › Re: Obafemi Martins Donates Wheelchairs, Crutches And Beds To The Lagos Government by Patotelli(m): 9:09pm On Nov 02, 2017 |
GodblessNig247:WHO BE THIS DOES WIZKID, OLAMIDE OR DAVIDO HAS A FOUNDATION?? MTCHEWW!!! |
| Celebrities › Re: 14-Year-Old Davido Begged D'prince & Wande Coal For Pic, But Now...- Davido Team by Patotelli(m): 4:02pm On Nov 02, 2017 |
NA WA OO, NAIRALANDERS WHICH WAY, UNA NO EVEN READ THE POST WELL, NA THE 1ST PESIN WEY COMMENT UNA JUX FOLO ENTA BUSH OF NO RETURN.. THE POST TOPIC WAS 'DAVIDO BEGGED D'PRINCE AND WANDE COAL FOR A SELFIE'. WIA UNA KOM SEE DEM WRITE DEM BEGGING HIM. ABEG MAKE UNA PARK WELL... I DEY MY YARD OO, KOMAN BEAT ME... .. MTTTTCCCCHHHEEEWW!!!!!! #pattoski_patotelli |
| Culture › Re: Osun, Ekiti Highest In Female Genital Mutilation In Nigeria - Experts Lament by Patotelli(m): 10:18am On Nov 01, 2017 |
Nphzzycute:Why the curse sef??, dem do am to you?. I'm beginning to suspect u oo.. I dey ma yard kom beat me ooo... lolzzz #pattoski_patotelli |
| Celebrities › Re: Patoranking Visits Timaya With His New Porsche (Pictured) by Patotelli(m): 1:30am On Oct 29, 2017 |
ObamaOsama:Bros u dey see well oo, how that jersey take be chelsea own??. Na madrid jersey be dat shine ur eye wellaa. Nice one namesake mii #patoranking, #pattoski_patotelli |
| Literature › Re: Hidden Diamonds by Patotelli(m): 4:51pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
HMMHMMMHM!!! *Clears throat*.... (in runtown's voice) Dis sweet tori be wan kili me o, Hope say e affect u d way e do me machi e kom sweet like shitoo oo, Evajel i say ur story na killer OooWEE!, Kom abeg pattoski dey lukup make u write anoda thriller story ooo. Hhmhm ok! Thanks 4 dis piece, if u no go mind i go like to greet on behalf of us all... I still remain me #pattoski.. Mention me on ur next story. #dapeacemaker.. Oya starboy wey ur version @HORLADSTAR.... Front page abeg oooo.. Our mods demmmm!!! |
| Literature › Re: Hidden Diamonds by Patotelli(m): 4:37pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
OH!!! EVABABY, I SWEAR U BE D BEST!!... Just as if i'm with Millie in that story can't remember the last time i cried watching a movie or reading a story but i no kow wetin eva'nwa put 4 this story oo.. *sobbing_mood*... Pls our moderators this story needs to be on the front page plsss... Very good and most finished in a precisely short time... My Dear Lovers Of My Dearest Evajel_pattoski Pls make una helpthis go front page ASAP..... BUHARI MUST READ THIS...!!!! |
| Education › Re: AAUA 2017/2018 Admission Thread by Patotelli(m): 4:11pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
PLS IS THE SCHOOL ADMISSION LIST OUT!??... |
| Literature › Re: Me, You, And Them: Book 3 (A Romance Novelette By Kayode Odusanya) by Patotelli(m): 4:10pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
Like seriously oga kay08 don suffer most of we his loyal fans, pls inspiration fall on you so you can come finish this... |
| Literature › Re: AZEME : A Campus Crime Story by Patotelli(m): 3:59pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
ABEG OOO, WHO GET DIS OGA NUMBER OOOO.. HOPE ALL IS WELL OOO. |
| Literature › Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by Patotelli(m): 3:37pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
'And it sliced his manhood perfecrtly'.. What a great and confirm mission. Even though sheaks killed there after, she has indeed bought 'JOY' into my heart and that of her community.... |
| Literature › Re: Hidden Diamonds by Patotelli(m): 1:36pm On Oct 24, 2017 |
EvaJael:(in psquare's voice) OH!! Thank God is Teusday oh oo oh!!!, So make we sidon dey wait oh oo oh!!, As she don talk am tym is tickling oh oo oh!!, Oya evababy update lesekese ooo lesekese oo... #PATOTELLI_PATTOSKI |
| Literature › Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by Patotelli(m): 6:36pm On Oct 23, 2017 |
Oga Souloho ooooooo!!!!, abeg na giv us da next bomb wey go blow emm allllll. |
| Literature › Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by Patotelli(m): 5:36pm On Oct 22, 2017 |
niphmmy:AS IN EEEHHHNNN!!, I NO UNDERSTAND OO. SOU which way na  |
| Literature › Re: Hidden Diamonds by Patotelli(m): 5:32pm On Oct 22, 2017 |
HABA!!!, Una don take comment full the whole space now, eeeehnn pls e don do oo so my Evajel go see space ost the next dope episode... Dear can't wait biko, hapi sunday. Hope you went today. Sermon na about you o, 'giv Ceaser what is 'CEaser and 'giv to us Nairalandiers wat is Ours,...... #TEAMJAYGLO |
| Celebrities › Re: Wiliams Uchemba Buys N15m Mercedes Benz 2016 To Celebrate His Birthday by Patotelli(m): 5:25pm On Oct 22, 2017 |
WOW, really been long i be dey ask of dis dude. Thank jah he's dis groen up, not only that he can acquire a machine of 15m for himself, oh lord you are wonderful. Longest time to him... |
| Literature › Re: Hidden Diamonds by Patotelli(m): 4:02pm On Oct 20, 2017 |
Xteljay:*LOL, oseee..!!!. Dat is y music needs editing b4 release. Na raw freestyle. And 4 freestyleee..... Oya awon rappers e finish d rule of freestyle 4 me abeg. Thanks man... Nice site u got there. I do visit it...  Xteljay:*LOL, oseee..!!!. Dat is y music needs editing b4 release. Na raw freestyle. And 4 freestyleee..... Oya awon rappers e finish d rule of freestyle 4 me abeg. Thanks man... Nice site u got there. I do visit it... |
| Literature › Re: Hidden Diamonds by Patotelli(m): 1:34pm On Oct 20, 2017 |
HORLADSTAR:HMMMMM!! Anod 1 sighted, u tink u can come and use rap and rap my dear eva away, ko jo raa, Oga star make i tell u ko jo, My nairalandiers make una helep me telu him ko jo, As u dey so we sabi ur type wo ko joo, Oya gba.. Eva'babe o no mind him, Koz u no ansa he want make u notice him, Even if he msg ur pm no mind him, Jux lock-up make e tire him. Oookkk i remain me koz i no fit change me!!... Ur own 1st crush #patotelli #pattoski nonii!!!... #peacemaker |
| Literature › Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by Patotelli(m): 1:22pm On Oct 20, 2017 |
JESUS!!!.... HEY SO I FINALLY LAND HERE AT LAST!!!. OH SOULJO U BE BABA OF SUSPENCE, wo suspence fall on u, le anya mb fall on u, i've been very much glued here as i folo ur comment frm my dear evajel 'hidden diamond', hmmm. As i dey do. Here na #TEAM'OSIAMARA' make una no 4get. That De' 4 jux keep d words for him mouth as an elder he suppose think b4 talking. Jux pity amara and joy.... Abeg update ASAP Bro.. #patotelli_pattoski... |
| Literature › Re: Tradition - A Story by Patotelli(m): 1:56pm On Oct 19, 2017 |
WELL, NA Evajel Tori open ma yansh oooo,,, been a silent reader all this while to oga pen, oga larrysun, oga oyinprince, mama bibi, mama chump, mama ibeji, dear evajel and others. But now i'm announcing my presence.. Nice work!!.. Hmmmm iya freda na dmost selfish, arrogant, wicked and naive human being i've eva known... As i don create #teamJAYGLO 4 my dear Evajel 'HIDDEN DIAMONDS.... So i create here!!!.... #teamSHIVACHOU. Can't wait for them to be back together... |
| Literature › Re: Stone Cold by Patotelli(m): 1:49pm On Oct 19, 2017 |
Thanks for the update, but this your typing get as e be oo,, no let blood run comot for your fingers ooo... lollzz.. |
| Literature › Re: Hidden Diamonds by Patotelli(m): 4:01pm On Oct 18, 2017 |
OH!! My man Jathaniel gone, he's really a man of big heart. I weep for him. As for Mille,, hmmmm what shall i use to console you dear, please no go break down patapata ooo. Elliot you got more role to play now. Please i beg Jason 2 marry Gloria, i love when a lady comes out bold, it helps the relationship the more. But then the lady always go gaga and over jealous and over protective. *speaking 4rm personal experince thou.... @Evajel, like seriously you are a real gem..... I hail... #patotelli_pattoski |
| Literature › Re: Hidden Diamonds by Patotelli(m): 12:21am On Oct 18, 2017 |
CHAIII!!!,, Ewoooo!!!,,,. Evajel bikonu oooo, i started this story since 09:45pm dat was last night till now, i saw 75pages already, i was so happy bcox i thought by the time i get to the end the story will have ended. But i'm wrong ooooo.... More mb to ur phone dear, i'm crushing on u already and ready to fight dat oga hadanson or what is his name no offence plss for you to be mine. Pls come update.... Cant wait a bit.. If na light no dey make i do weighbeen of mikano generator to u ASAP.!!!!.. PLS in ur next story or if you have anyother ones trending name me dear pls.. Oh wait oo, i recollect reading this is your first!. Jesus!!.. More blood to ur fingers and more suspence traits fall on you dear.... #patotelli pattoski |
| Celebrities › Re: Small Doctor Buys His Mother Another Car by Patotelli(m): 8:41pm On Oct 15, 2017 |
All of una dey lament dis is crap!, dis is crab. If u like kal it what u like. Na wetin person hand reach he dey doo. Hw many u don buy 4 ur mum. Btwn ur mum and bae who u spend 4 pass ... Abeg free d guy. Some get more than him and they never remember their mum saying he never supported them in the 1st place so she doesn't deserve anything from emm...Thumbs up to u "omo iya tisha". |
| Romance › Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Patotelli(m): 7:29am On Oct 15, 2017 |
UbanmeUdie:* Truth be told d no 2 is likely d reason, jux 10k God 4 ursef, its not due 2 masturbatn. But act isn't good. I xperienced it once & wen i told my baba awo he confirmed d bae na ogbanje dat i shld 10k my star |
| Literature › Re: Mr Right by Patotelli(m): 10:30am On Oct 14, 2017 |
HMMMMM. REALLY MR RIGHT AND MRS SUNSHINE I'LL KAL IT. VERY NICE PIECE HERE.. ABEG WEY MY POP CORN AND PEPSI COLE DAT I ORDERED... THUMBS UP TO U. ABEG OOO MAKE U DEY UPLOAD WELLA OOOOO!!!. $#PATOTELLI, #PATTOSKI |
| Forum Games › Re: How Many Hands Formed This Beautiful Shape Of Love? by Patotelli(m): 5:43pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
THERE ARE 15 HANDS SOME PUT 4 FINGERS. SOME 2 FINGERS |
| Romance › Re: Ways To Woo A Girl Without Using Money. by Patotelli(m): 5:33pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
I TELL YOU, MOST OF EMM SAYING MONEY IS ALL NAIJA BABES DEY AFTA, ME NOTIN WEY I NO BUY D BABE O, DAT TYM SAMSUNG NOTE 3, IPOD, JEWERIES, SURPRISE GIFTS UPON GIFTS, SHE REJECTED ALL,,!!! I'M TELLING U. UNTIL I FINALLY REALIZED DAT ALL IS NOT ABOUT MONEY, WE'RE OK TOGETHER NOW... SO MY PPLE ALL IS NOT ABOUT MONEY JUST DATZ D ONES THAT WANT MONEY PLENTY PASS DOX WHO NO SEND U AND UR MONEY. #PATOTELLI |
| Literature › Re: United In Betrayal by Patotelli(m): 11:21am On Sep 25, 2017 |
OH..!! I DEY ON MY KNEES PLS I'M BEGGING OUR ANTI PAMELAB 2 PLS HELP E DON TO TEY NAAA. CHAI!!!!!!! |
| Politics › Re: Governor Fayose Hangs Out With A Masquerade (Photos) by Patotelli(m): 11:18am On Sep 25, 2017 |
CHAI NAIJA AND THEIR MEMES. GOD HELP US. AFTER CHRISTIAN NA MOSLEM NOW E WAN BE TRADITIONAL. MAYBE WHEN HE FINALLY WON, HE WOULD ASK ALL IN OFFICE TO SWEAR WITH SANGO, AYELALA, SOPONO, ESU, OGUN AND OTHER SMALL gods. Ok ooooo..n we waiting and watching... 3 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Hushpuppi Flaunts His Purchases At A Gucci Store In Dubai On Social Media by Patotelli(m): 2:44pm On Sep 22, 2017 |
SEE NO 1 NAIJA MUMU MAN, #HUSHPUPPI. INVESTMENT HE NO GET, ACHIEVEMENTS HE NO GET. MAKE HE GO CHECKOUT THE OWNER OF GUCCI, HE GO KNOW SAY NA HIM MATE HEART DEY WASTE MONEY ONTOP. AKO'MBE, #WHITEDOG HE IS!!!! |
| Politics › Re: Court Declares IPOB a Terror Group. by Patotelli(m): 9:34pm On Sep 20, 2017 |
OHH!! OH!!!, I SAID IT EARLIER THAT THIS NAIRALAND FORUM HAS BEEN PAID TO AID IN BRANDING IPOB WIITH ENOUGH DIRTY, I POSTED EARLIER THAT IPOB IS A FREEDOM FIGHTING GROUP, THAT THEY SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN BRANDED A TERRORIST GROUP WITH SOME CURSE THATTHOSE THAT HAVE BEEN PAID TO HELP AIRING THIS, GOD WILLPUNISH THEM AND THE MONEY THEY'RE GIVEN WIL ONLY BE USED TO TREAT PROBLEMS UPON PROBLEMS AND ALL THE OGAS HERE, DELETED IT. BUT COME AND SEE SOME CURSING AND USING ABUSIVE WORDS TO IPOB HERE, NOTHING HAPPENED TO THIER OWN POSTS. I'LL CONTINUE TO SAY GOD WILL NOT FORGIVE ALL THAT AID IN BRANDING IPOB AS A TERRORIST GROUP. LOLLLZZZ HAA APC TOO DEY FUNNY.. NAIRALAND MOD UNA NO TRY. |
| Politics › Re: Court Declares IPOB a Terror Group. by Patotelli(m): 9:17pm On Sep 20, 2017 |
Zico5:I CAN SEE VERY WELL THAT YOUR PAPA NO TRAIN YOU WELLBCOZ IF HE DID U NO GO DEY HAPPY SAY FOR WHERE PEOPLE JUX DEY DO PEACEFUL GET TOGETHER AND MARCHING ON THE STREET IS NOW A TERRORIST GROUP. YOUR BRAIN DEY UR TOES, ABEG BEND DOWN PICK AM. USELESS AFONJA LIKE U. EWU NO DANGER COMING TO THE SOUTH WEST BUT I ASSURE U PE TI GBOGBO E BA TI BERE, YOURBA O LE EXCAPE E TORI GBOGBO WA NO GOBE MA SELE SI.. KEEP DANCING UR OWN STYLE |
