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RomanceRe: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 7:17pm On Jun 19, 2015
PastorJohnny:
Rule over your thoughts. This is definitely the embryonic stage of PAEDOPHILIA. Resist the devil, and he will take off!
AMEN.LOL.
RomanceRe: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 7:15pm On Jun 19, 2015
Hishuula:
no.your grand father and your grand mother
I'm sure those 2 were a ni g g er when they were alive.Don't be embarrassed of your roots,ni g g er.
RomanceRe: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 7:11pm On Jun 19, 2015
Hishuula:
how i wish the guy you told to write in good english was here today to witness the downfall of a white gorilla ....
Downfall....IN YOUR DREAMS.HAHAHAH

THE BOTTOME LINE IS THIS:You will always be a n i g ger ,and I will always be your master.
RomanceRe: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 7:08pm On Jun 19, 2015
Is this your father and your uncle?

RomanceRe: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 7:07pm On Jun 19, 2015
Hishuula:
you once said this
And... what about it?
RomanceRe: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 7:05pm On Jun 19, 2015
Hishuula:
whatever,even if you call yourself a bank security -i will never take you serious just like i don't when you said your white gorilla father makes millions in 1980s
I don't expect much from a ni g g er monkey.
RomanceRe: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 7:01pm On Jun 19, 2015
Hishuula:
WHITE GORILLA,i read everything ...
i love this your sentence "Its's an user creates encyclopedia"
Its not a trusted source but healthland.time.com is .lolzz
When you said anybody can edit it,i will now tell you to edit that for me
It feels like I am talking to a wall.LMAO

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Introduction


Wikipedia is a free encyclopedia, written collaboratively by the people who use it. It is a special type of website designed to make collaboration easy, called a wiki. Many people are constantly improving Wikipedia, making thousands of changes per hour. All of these changes are recorded in article histories and recent changes.
RomanceRe: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 6:59pm On Jun 19, 2015
Hishuula:
a bank staff had time to reply 3times? Smh ,re u that sad with what i wrote ? I'm only telling you a fact about your country when you told me to kill myself.all i told you was that your country does the suicide better by proving it with a trusted source "wikipedia" and now you re coming up with a fuckingg source "healthland.time.com" who knows this website ? You re free to tell me who knows wikipedia too
Use common sence,sh it wad.Of course suicide rates are low in undeveloped countries.Why?Because people there live like monkeys,literally.How would they even know how to kill themself?After all...Nigerians have an average IQ of 60(Mental retar dation).
RomanceRe: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 6:51pm On Jun 19, 2015
Hishuula:
a bank staff had time to reply 3times? Smh ,re u that sad with what i wrote ? I'm only telling you a fact about your country when you told me to kill myself.all i told you was that your country does the suicide better by proving it with a trusted source "wikipedia" and now you re coming up with a fuckingg source "healthland.time.com" who knows this website ? You re free to tell me who knows wikipedia too
I'm not a bank staff,I'm a managing director.
RomanceRe: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 6:47pm On Jun 19, 2015
Hishuula:
a bank staff had time to reply 3times? Smh ,re u that sad with what i wrote ? I'm only telling you a fact about your country when you told me to kill myself.all i told you was that your country does the suicide better by proving it with a trusted source "wikipedia" and now you re coming up with a fuckingg source "healthland.time.com" who knows this website ? You re free to tell me who knows wikipedia too
Of course you ni g g ers don't know TIME.After all,you monkeys are living in a sh it hole.
RomanceRe: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 6:46pm On Jun 19, 2015
Hishuula:
a bank staff had time to reply 3times? Smh ,re u that sad with what i wrote ? I'm only telling you a fact about your country when you told me to kill myself.all i told you was that your country does the suicide better by proving it with a trusted source "wikipedia" and now you re coming up with a fuckingg source "healthland.time.com" who knows this website ? You re free to tell me who knows wikipedia too
Read the article first,MONKEY.



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_(magazine)



Wikipedia Is not a trusted source,dipsh it.Anyone can edit it,It's a user created encyclopedia.
FoodPer Se Restaurant Review by PatrickBateman(op): 6:41pm On Jun 19, 2015
So to start off- the food was phenomenal as expected. Definitely 5 stars. However, the service provided by our head waiter left much to be desired, and soured the experience that would have otherwise been amazing. To start off with, when asked whether we wanted 'still or sparkling' water, we answered 'tap water is fine'. The waiter then said 'WHATEVER' and walked away. Then, he comes over and says (clearly annoyed) 'I know you brought your OWN wine, but here's an ipad with our extensive wine list.' In order to bring our own wine, we had to pay $180 corking fee- it's not like we were being ridiculously cheap by bring our own wine! Next: we ordered cocktails soon after being seated, but they didn't arrive for 30 minutes after we had been seated (and it wasn't until someone in our party asked to check on our cocktails that someone even came over and apologized for the delay). The rest of the dinner went smoothly- we had an assortment of servers come over with each course and explain in detail what we were having- they were all great, as were the people who cleared the table and refilled our drinks. But then when we received our bill, things went from the server being rude at the beginning of our dinner to just plain unacceptable by trying to scam us. We had originally ordered a supplement that we cancelled as we got too full to eat more as the meal went on. However, they initially still included these charges on the bill- and this isn't a computer generated bill where you can claim you forget to take something off- this was a hand-written check that was totaled at the end of dinner. It clearly seemed that he was trying to keep that extra $200 as a tip for himself- and after that experience there was no way we were leaving any additional optional gratuity. (Service is already included in the cost).
So overall- exceptional culinary experience, with one rude individual who deserved to get as s fu c ked.
RomanceRe: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 4:37pm On Jun 19, 2015
Hishuula:
again mission accomplished..you just can never understand but every viewers understand !!! Go to https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate

To see ranking by suicide rate.you will never see nigeria but u.s.a made the list.killing is just not an option even if we re witnessing the same hell as you re,we laugh around happily

suicide is a peak milk in u.s.a --its in you

even if i kill myself i will run away-ask me how possible #idiott

RomanceRe: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 4:34pm On Jun 19, 2015
Hishuula:
again mission accomplished..you just can never understand but every viewers understand !!! Go to https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate

To see ranking by suicide rate.you will never see nigeria but u.s.a made the list.killing is just not an option even if we re witnessing the same hell as you re,we laugh around happily

suicide is a peak milk in u.s.a --its in you

even if i kill myself i will run away-ask me how possible #idiott
http://healthland.time.com/2011/04/25/why-the-happiest-states-have-the-highest-suicide-rates/
RomanceRe: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 4:32pm On Jun 19, 2015
Hishuula:
again mission accomplished..you just can never understand but every viewers understand !!! Go to https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate

To see ranking by suicide rate.you will never see nigeria but u.s.a made the list.killing is just not an option even if we re witnessing the same hell as you re,we laugh around happily

suicide is a peak milk in u.s.a --its in you

even if i kill myself i will run away-ask me how possible #idiott
LMAO.What does that have to do with you killing yourself?Please kill yourself.
RomanceRe: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 3:25pm On Jun 19, 2015
Hishuula:
mission accomplished here too ..digest my previous post to know you have no points
Again,I have already made my point.You just can't comprehend.Please shoot yourself.
RomanceRe: I Dont Have The Perfect Title For This Topic But Read,laugh,think And Share by PatrickBateman(m): 10:57am On Jun 19, 2015
franzis:
no I don't..keep the explanations coming..so u r saying like Bill gates donates 50 million usd aid to Africa ..it impacts on his tax payment in America
"Charitable contributions made to qualified organizations may help lower your tax bill. The IRS has put together the following eight tips to help ensure your contributions pay off on your tax return.
1. If your goal is a legitimate tax deduction, then you must be giving to a qualified organization. Also, you cannot deduct contributions made to specific individuals, political organizations and candidates. See IRS Publication 526, Charitable Contributions, for rules on what constitutes a qualified organization.

2. To deduct a charitable contribution, you must file Form 1040 and itemize deductions on Schedule A.

3. If you receive a benefit because of your contribution such as merchandise, tickets to a ball game or other goods and services, then you can deduct only the amount that exceeds the fair market value of the benefit received.

4. Donations of stock or other non-cash property are usually valued at the fair market value of the property. Clothing and household items must generally be in good used condition or better to be deductible. Special rules apply to vehicle donations.

5. Fair market value is generally the price at which property would change hands between a willing buyer and a willing seller, neither having to buy or sell, and both having reasonable knowledge of all the relevant facts.

6. Regardless of the amount, to deduct a contribution of cash, check, or other monetary gift, you must maintain a bank record, payroll deduction records or a written communication from the organization containing the name of the organization, the date of the contribution and amount of the contribution. For text message donations, a telephone bill will meet the record-keeping requirement if it shows the name of the receiving organization, the date of the contribution, and the amount given.

7. To claim a deduction for contributions of cash or property equaling $250 or more you must have a bank record, payroll deduction records or a written acknowledgment from the qualified organization showing the amount of the cash and a description of any property contributed, and whether the organization provided any goods or services in exchange for the gift. One document may satisfy both the written communication requirement for monetary gifts and the written acknowledgement requirement for all contributions of $250 or more. If your total deduction for all noncash contributions for the year is over $500, you must complete and attach IRS Form 8283, Noncash Charitable Contributions, to your return.

8. Taxpayers donating an item or a group of similar items valued at more than $5,000 must also complete Section B of Form 8283, which generally requires an appraisal by a qualified appraiser."
RomanceRe: How To Treat A Lady Right by PatrickBateman(op): 10:08am On Jun 19, 2015
omoharry:
did you forget to take your pills todays?..you are soooo not making sense here huh huh huh huh huh huh

RomanceHow To Treat A Lady Right by PatrickBateman(op): 7:28am On Jun 19, 2015
When I wanted sex, I took it.

I’ll tell you a secret: it’s easier to rape when you are in a long term relationship. Consent gets pretty murky. My partners were not always into sex when I wanted it. I didn’t care. And because they valued me, and their relationship with me, they accepted it. Their own minds were murky. That’s the perfect storm.

Just what you want.

I didn’t care if they were tired. I didn’t care if they were feeling run down. I didn’t care if they just wanted to go to sleep. I never said it, but in the back of my mind all I could think was “fu ck you.”

So I did.

All the fu cking time.

I still do it.

Verbal consent? What’s that? I don’t ask. I impose. Like physically impose. Strip off my clothes and simply declare what is going to happen. What’s going to happen? Sex. Because I want it. I put up with all this relationship sh it so I can have sex whenever I want, and I’m not initiating any stupid conversations about how and why your feelings are important. I don’t give a fuc k. I just want to fuc k.

RomanceRe: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 2:58am On Jun 19, 2015
Hishuula:
dear PatrickBateman ,for coming up with those pictures i have this for you !!

when i'm involved you have no point !! Hehehehe
I have already made my point.You just don't understand.Go ready my previous post again.
RomanceRe: I Dont Have The Perfect Title For This Topic But Read,laugh,think And Share by PatrickBateman(m): 2:56am On Jun 19, 2015
franzis:
Broke people will always have silly opinions...Why don't billionaires who get money on daily basis buy all that daily... Ever wondered why the likes of bill gate and mark zuckerberg give million of dollars in Charity... One of the biggest life lesson I learnt is that the secret to receiving is giving
They donate to get tax deduction and increase reputation.I do it for the same reason too.


Do you now f uc.king understand?
RomanceRe: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 7:53pm On Jun 18, 2015
Listen, you'll have to excuse me. I have a lunch meeting at the Per Se in 30 minutes.
RomanceRe: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 7:50pm On Jun 18, 2015

RomanceRe: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 7:48pm On Jun 18, 2015
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RomanceRe: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 7:44pm On Jun 18, 2015
Hishuula:
have you ever been to nigeria ??

I pray you bet with your life,then the smallest kid in my house will comes out and do the math to bring ends to your life hehehehe
..your race (white gorillas) has an iq of 40 which is extremely low which equal mental havoc..
you ? Never !!!
If that small n.igg.er comes up to me...I will a.s.s f.u ck him with a knife.


I think you meant 140.HAHAHA.Can'T EVEN GET YOUR F.UC.KING NUMBERS STRAIGHT?
RomanceRe: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 7:06pm On Jun 18, 2015
Hishuula:
i'm not a prince ! correct your sentence mahn and stop writing like your dad (white gorilla) kikikikikikikiki
It's sarcasm,fa.g.got.

RomanceRe: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 6:25pm On Jun 18, 2015
Hishuula:
not even wikipedia alone,he was heavily searching the web before replying but thats not our problem bro cos we will surely turn his efforts on him !! This man was enjoying nairaland before he joke in an unacceptable way with me ,i mean me,the undefeated,comedian of the federal republic (sorry for saying who i'm) it all started with me but nooooooo *he wouldn't be spared.

He will be melting now with this your post ..
PatrickBateman or RichardFuld , focus on how you will bail out your white gorilla(ur dad) and note-i will never get tired of replying you cos i never do for anybody and its not a matter of being jobless
Hm...So you must the famous Nigerian Prince.HAHAHA
RomanceRe: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 6:22pm On Jun 18, 2015
Hishuula:
exactly here too,,,our third grader students still don't do this kind of maths "60x2.5" wake up americans !!! We ve advanced mahnn
Nigeria has a f.uc.king shi.t.ty education system.


I bet you can't even do 3rd grade math in America.After all...Your race(monkeys) has an average Iq of 60,which equates to mental reta.rdation.
https://www.ixl.com/math/grade-3
RomanceRe: The Greatest Love of All by PatrickBateman(op): 6:17pm On Jun 18, 2015
I always listen to this song when I am f.u.c.king prostitutes.
RomanceRe: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m):
Hishuula:
ugly ? When you ve not even see my picture ? Your defination of "ugly" is as ugly as you are !! What dictionary do you contact on this one ??

a white vampire like you will love to play with blood but you can't do that for an african,ok ? I told you to proof to me he make millions by sending just $10,000 and i will double it once i confirm the money to show my father make billions ...


Sure,i dont know how the bond market in 1980s operate cos i'm still 20 and i ve not been born then but i know much about stock exchange market !!!
Its a shame you(about 35 ) is in an e-war with a guy of just 20years
This is just plain silly...LMAO.You think an investment banker will fall for that bullsh.it?(Not to mention we have superior IQ)
RomanceRe: The Greatest Love of All by PatrickBateman(op): 2:46pm On Jun 18, 2015
Better version of the song



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJaMkr-qSko

(Sung by an underage white teen)
RomanceRe: I Dont Have The Perfect Title For This Topic But Read,laugh,think And Share by PatrickBateman(m): 2:32pm On Jun 18, 2015
franzis:
• Rolex wrist watch for 500k??Will it showme d time when the world will end??

•Bathing soap for 80k?? Will it wash away mysins and sorrows??

• RayBan/VersacheEyeglasses for350k?? If I wear it, will I be able to see the Future??

• Italian/Mahori shoes for 450k?? Shey bi I will be able to walk on water??

• Samsung plasma tv for 1.5M??Will it show me Judgement day or the last day live??

•Gold plated Iphone 6 for 3Mnaira, will I use it and Answer God's Call??

• Chanel Lego clutch Hand Bag for 1.3M naira, will I park my car inside it

• 2M naira for a table in comedy show, will the angels perform on stage?

• 3M Naira per session at some private university;....After Graduation, will they make me Senate presidenthuh

sometimes, i wonder why some people could afford to buy all these stuffs, knowing too well that there are hungry children on the streets roaming about naked. The smallest act of kindness you show, can change someone's life. Remember,money only bring happiness if you help people with it. May GOD help us!
Help the children on the streets?Then what?They would probably try and leech more money away.Why waste money on those tra.sh?


(I would rather give my money to the company I have a stake in.)

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