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Romance › Re: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 12:16pm On Jun 18, 2015

AikayDaWrapper:
Wow, I riled u up so much you had to reply me 4 times then go to Wikipedia to find a definition.
Mission accomplished Nuff said.

Hobo

You really are stu.pid.I QUOTED it to validate my claims.Otherwise,you wouldn't have believed me.

Jokes Etc › Re: DELETED by PatrickBateman(op): 12:10pm On Jun 18, 2015

ijobaooorun:
Here u are again.... Good
Now be ready for your 2months ban

Will they ban me now?

Romance › Re: Great Question Of The Day! by PatrickBateman(m): 12:02pm On Jun 18, 2015

dbestofmasquare:
Is It Right For A Guy To Call His Woman Names. (Ashawo, Pig Etc) Publicly When They Had Issues?

I always make a scene when I take my sugar baby to dine with me.It emphasizes my importance to everyone!
(No one dares stop me,I'm an Investment Banker)

Romance › Re: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 12:00pm On Jun 18, 2015

AikayDaWrapper:
Look I'm so sorry you walked in on your mum and dad having a party with a pig as a child. But please don't blame the world, the world is not the reason you're retarded.
If I could lend you some IQ I would but sorry I'm too important to the world. Look I'm sure you're sleeping under a bridge right now. But don't worry it will soon be alright I'm sure the social worker from your mental home will find you soon.

Troll.

"Intellectual disability (ID), also called intellectual development disorder (IDD) or general learning disability (UK and Ireland),[1] and formerly known as mental retardation (MR),[2][3][4] is a generalized neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by significantly impaired intellectual and adaptive functioning. It is defined by an IQ score below 70 in addition to deficits in two or more adaptive behaviors that affect everyday, general living."

Jokes Etc › Re: DELETED by PatrickBateman(op): 11:56am On Jun 18, 2015

ijobaooorun:
Here u are again.... Good
Now be ready for your 2months ban

LOL

Romance › Re: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 11:53am On Jun 18, 2015

AikayDaWrapper:
Look I'm so sorry you walked in on your mum and dad having a party with a pig as a child. But please don't blame the world, the world is not the reason you're retarded.
If I could lend you some IQ I would but sorry I'm too important to the world. Look I'm sure you're sleeping under a bridge right now. But don't worry it will soon be alright I'm sure the social worker from your mental home will find you soon.

Troll.

Hello f.a..ot.How do you n.i.g.g.ers even function?

Romance › Re: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 11:51am On Jun 18, 2015

AikayDaWrapper:
Look I'm so sorry you walked in on your mum and dad having a party with a pig as a child. But please don't blame the world, the world is not the reason you're retarded.
If I could lend you some IQ I would but sorry I'm too important to the world. Look I'm sure you're sleeping under a bridge right now. But don't worry it will soon be alright I'm sure the social worker from your mental home will find you soon.

Troll.

Don't provoke me,as we already know who the superior is.

Romance › Re: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 11:44am On Jun 18, 2015

AikayDaWrapper:
Look I'm so sorry you walked in on your mum and dad having a party with a pig as a child. But please don't blame the world, the world is not the reason you're retarded.
If I could lend you some IQ I would but sorry I'm too important to the world. Look I'm sure you're sleeping under a bridge right now. But don't worry it will soon be alright I'm sure the social worker from your mental home will find you soon.

Troll.

Of course you can't lend me some IQ,then you will become an ape!!

(IF YOU AREN'T ONE ALREADY!)

"Mental deficiency used to be divided into the following sub-classifications, but these labels began to be abused by the public and are now largely obsolete: Borderline Deficiency (IQ 70-80), Mo.ron (IQ 50-69), Imb.ecile (IQ 20-49) and Id.iot (below 20). Mental deficiency is now generally called mental retardation."

Romance › Daily Routine For Men by PatrickBateman(op): 9:06am On Jun 18, 2015

I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Jokes(Viewer Discretion Is Advised) by PatrickBateman(op): 7:28am On Jun 18, 2015

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Jokes(Viewer Discretion Is Advised) by PatrickBateman(op): 7:24am On Jun 18, 2015

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Jokes(Viewer Discretion Is Advised) by PatrickBateman(op): 7:23am On Jun 18, 2015

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Shut the fvck up. It's not a joke.
All you do is troll this forum looking for ways to insult black people.
If I wanted to insult caucasians as yourself with pictures and memes, of course I would, its easy.
But that would making me a fool.

Are you this useless to your white society that you have nothing more to do with your life than to go on the internet to make fun of a race?
I am still contemplating on the what to place your condition. Is it depression, plain stupidity or both?

Grow some sense kid.[/color]

I work 6 hours a day;I'm bored,you see.What better entertainment than making fun of n.igg.ers?

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Jokes(Viewer Discretion Is Advised) by PatrickBateman(op): 7:16am On Jun 18, 2015

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Jokes(Viewer Discretion Is Advised) by PatrickBateman(op): 7:12am On Jun 18, 2015

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Jokes(Viewer Discretion Is Advised) by PatrickBateman(op): 7:10am On Jun 18, 2015

Slimzjoe:
All racist!

Ishilove com close this thread abeg

Hey..It's just a joke.Calm down.

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Jokes(Viewer Discretion Is Advised) by PatrickBateman(op): 7:10am On Jun 18, 2015

izuch:

I agree.It is funny.

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Jokes(Viewer Discretion Is Advised) by PatrickBateman(op): 7:08am On Jun 18, 2015

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Jokes(Viewer Discretion Is Advised) by PatrickBateman(op): 7:06am On Jun 18, 2015

NicxonXXX:
It isnt actually funny. you just said ha ha ha and nice and put does smileys just because you wanted to input your site

You should respect your fellow African's opinion.HA.

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Jokes(Viewer Discretion Is Advised) by PatrickBateman(op): 7:00am On Jun 18, 2015

Jokes Etc › Funny Jokes(Viewer Discretion Is Advised) by PatrickBateman(op): 6:59am On Jun 18, 2015

Jokes Etc › DELETED by PatrickBateman(op): 6:38am On Jun 18, 2015*

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Romance › Re: Ugly Girls Vs Pretty Girls - Which Is Better For Relationship/marriage? by PatrickBateman(m): 6:32am On Jun 18, 2015

I married my wife because she was pretty AND a good maid.

Romance › Re: The Greatest Love of All by PatrickBateman(op): 6:23am On Jun 18, 2015

(The singer is black)

Romance › Re: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 6:21am On Jun 18, 2015

Hishuula:
lol ,so you mean a third grade student still do 60x2.5 ?? No wonder you all walk like an imbecilee over there .
At age 29 una still dey waka like mugunn .
What you don't know is that you re a "joke" here

This is just silly...An African calling us an im.beci.le?Wake up,you people(Africans)are treated as ape sh.it everywere in the world.

Romance › Re: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 6:14am On Jun 18, 2015

kullozone:
pity he gave birth to a retard.
Is he aware of what you've become?

Slowpoke?As in refusing to give a f.uc.k about monkey language?No sane man with honor would give a sh.it.LOL.

Romance › Re: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 6:11am On Jun 18, 2015

AikayDaWrapper:
Dunno why you people give your self stress because of this RichardFool. If he is actually a white guy then he is obviously a failure in life because no decent successful white guy will have time to be wasting on Nairaland all day.
What does the MTN callertune say again. Time na money eh.

I have free time before I go to work at 12.You see,I'm a managing director;I only work 5-6 hours a day.I would also think that the failure in life is you.I mean...you are black.You lost before you were even born.

Romance › Re: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 6:08am On Jun 18, 2015

Hishuula:
lol ,so you mean a third grade student still do 60x2.5 ?? No wonder you all walk like an imbecilee over there .
At age 29 una still dey waka like mugunn .
What you don't know is that you re a "joke" here

I don't think you know what the f.uc.k a 3rd grader is in America.

"Third grade is the term used for the third year of primary education in the US. It is the third school year after kindergarten. Students are usually 8 – 9 years old, depending on when their birthday occurs."

Romance › Re: Is It Normal?? A Guy Of 18 Crushing On A Girl Of 12 by PatrickBateman(m): 6:04am On Jun 18, 2015

Hishuula:
I was offline since but not even yet back cos I'm typing with my sister's phone ...my phone went off while I'm typing (you know what to expect) ....still brb !!!
You should include how your dad (white gorilla) was handcuffed if not caged !!!!

Who cares about your fvcking father You should have wrote billions instead of millions which you include in that full fake biography of your dad (white gorilla) . you also know deep inside you that your generation originated from some black gorrila but after crossbreeding with an Australian gorilla which was fair in complexion,the result was a curved big white gorilla (your dad) .

Oya Nigerians !!!! Nigerians !!! Make I do that thing ?? We no dey carry last patapata na draw .....

Look,for lying your dad make millions ---my dad make billions !!! Tell me I'm lying and we go on competing like this - you transfer like $10,000 to me true western Union and after receiving it I will show you my dad make billions by sending you the double.... Our blood

People makes millions over there but not that white gorilla !!!
show me he make millions !!!

Only God knows where on the INTERNET this son of a white gorilla copied what I quote from

You're a fuc.king ug.ly bit.ch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

You probably don't know about the bond markets in the 1980s.You probably don't even know how the stock market works.Traders at top invesment banks can make millions in a day.It just depends on the size of the commision.

Romance › The Greatest Love of All by PatrickBateman(op): 5:35am On Jun 18, 2015*

It's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks, but "The Greatest Love of All"by Whitney Houston is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation, dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves. Since it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message, crucial really. And it's beautifully stated on the album.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvPYXHM94DQ

Romance › Letter Of Apology by PatrickBateman(op): 4:06am On Jun 18, 2015

Dear fellow Nairaland members,

I would like to apologize to you for my behavior yesterday. I did not know that telling the truth is considered inappropriate in your culture. In my culture,putting blacks where they belong(the ground) is considered acceptable and is in fact quite common. Now I know that in your culture,this is not acceptable.

I am very sorry to have offended you. I have now educated myself further about your culture, and I hope that this incident will not affect our future relationship.

Sincerely,

M. M. Taylor

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