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Literature(must Read) Touching Write Up By A Facebook User (graphic Photos) by Patrik007(op): 9:15pm On Jun 06, 2017
By Matthew King
We both left home at 18.
You cleared JAMB
I got recommended.
You got UNILAG,
I got NDA.
You pursued your degree,
I had the toughest training.
Your day started at 7 and ended at 5,
Mine started at 4 till 9 and
Some nights also included.
You had your convocation ceremony,
I had my POP.
Best company took you and
Best package was awarded,
I was ordered to join my platoon
With 2 stars piped on my shoulders.
You got a job,
I got a way of life.
Every eve you got to see your family,
I just wished i got to see my parents soon.
You celebrated festivals with lights and music,
I celebrated with my comrade in bunkers.
We both married,
Your wife got to see you everyday,
My wife just wished i was alive.
You were sent to business trips,
I was sent on line of control.
We both returned,
Both wives couldn't control their tears, but
You wiped her but,
I couldn't.
You hugged her but,
I couldn't.
Because I was lying in the coffin,
With medals on my chest and,
Coffin wrapped with tricolour.
My way of life ended,
Yours continued.
We both left home at 18.
I dedicate this to every soldier and uniform person out there, we don't understand what you do and the sacrifices you make, but know that we are eternally grateful!
.
.
Please share let them know we care!!!!We're proud of u guys!!!
Thankful Shady Michael
Bidemi Bidex
Ishiaku Kazprinz Kazeem
And all my soldier friends.

We both left home at 18.
You cleared JAMB
I got recommended.
You got UNILAG,
I got NDA.
You pursued your degree,
I had the toughest training.
Your day started at 7 and ended at 5,
Mine started at 4 till 9 and
Some nights also included.
You had your convocation ceremony,
I had my POP.
Best company took you and
Best package was awarded,
I was ordered to join my platoon
With 2 stars piped on my shoulders.
You got a job,
I got a way of life.
Every eve you got to see your family,
I just wished i got to see my parents soon.
You celebrated festivals with lights and music,
I celebrated with my comrade in bunkers.
We both married,
Your wife got to see you everyday,
My wife just wished i was alive.
You were sent to business trips,
I was sent on line of control.
We both returned,
Both wives couldn't control their tears, but
You wiped her but,
I couldn't.
You hugged her but,
I couldn't.
Because I was lying in the coffin,
With medals on my chest and,
Coffin wrapped with tricolour.
My way of life ended,
Yours continued.
We both left home at 18.
I dedicate this to every soldier and uniform person out there, we don't understand what you do and the sacrifices you make, but know that we are eternally grateful!
.
.
Please share let them know we care!!!!We're proud of u guys!!!
Thankful Shady Michael
Bidemi Bidex
Ishiaku Kazprinz Kazeem
And all my soldier friends.

View the graphic photos at https://crazyfora.com/showfora?id=394&page=

So Sorry that I couldn't upload them here, they are much
Christianity EtcWhat Is The Role Of Church Ushers? by Patrik007(op): 2:16pm On Jun 04, 2017
1. What is the role of church ushers?
A role is a part that one plays in the system.
For example, an actor or actress has a role in the play or film. That role contributes to the entire story line of that play or that film.

In my professional life, I have the role of pastor, father, missionary, writer, trainer, business owner. These are in no particular order, but show that I play many different roles in my life.

With this understanding of the word
role, what is the role of a church usher? Here is my best attempt:

The role of a church usher is to help your first time guests, repeat visitors, and members experience the sacredness and joy of a worship service .

The church usher role is one of many different roles in the system of church hospitality . They help create a great hospitality experience that your first time church visitor or long term member will have on a given day.
Church greeters play a role.
Children’s ministry leaders play a role.
The worship band, preaching pastor, and other volunteers and staff all play different roles in helping your members and first time guests experience a church worship service.
Within this role, the various areas of responsibility will differ, depending on the level of formality and different duties that your ushers will have.

Areas of responsibility for the role of church ushers
Generally, the ministry of church ushers focuses on the following areas of responsibilities (if they occur in your church):
Assist in the seating members and visitors
Provide care for the needs of the pastor during the service.
Attend to the needs of the visiting speaker or guests of honor.
Maintain the decorum of the service, according to the church’s tradition.... View the full story at
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CrimePolice Apprehend Suspected Killer Of Deputy Governor’s Orderly by Patrik007(op): 9:08pm On Jun 02, 2017
The Police in Enugu State say they have arrested a fleeing member of an armed group that allegedly killed the Enugu Deputy Governor’s orderly, Sgt. Helen Sunday.

This is contained in a statement by the command’s spokesman, SP Ebere Amaraizu on Friday in Enugu.

Amaraizu said the fleeing member of the group was arrested on May 27 in Lagos State.

The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) recalls that the orderly was killed in Enugu on May 9 by a group of armed men while on her way home from work.

The police had on May 10 stormed the group’s hideout and engaged the suspects in a gun duel.

Two people suspected to be members of the group were arrested while others escaped.

The police said the deceased’s Infinix smart phone, amongst other items, was recovered from the hideout after the shootout.

Amaraizu said the anti-kidnapping unit of the command arrested the suspect via a well-coordinated operation.

He said police operatives trailed the suspect to a hideout at Apapa in Lagos State, where he was allegedly receiving treatment.

“It is believed that the treatment was for bullet wounds sustained on May 10 when a shoot-out ensued between members of the armed group and police at Lomalinda and Amorji Nike areas of Enugu.

“On that day, two of the gang members were fatally injured and apprehended while others believed to have been hit by bullets escaped,’’ he said.


Source: Today.ng
More at https://crazyfora.com/showfora?id=186&page=
CrimeRe: Four Men Who Lynched A Soldier To Death And Burnt His Body In Ghana (Photo) by Patrik007(op): 1:44pm On Jun 01, 2017
Lalasticlala must see this
CrimeFour Men Who Lynched A Soldier To Death And Burnt His Body In Ghana (Photo) by Patrik007(op): 1:18pm On Jun 01, 2017
The police in Ghana have arrested about four people who allegedly murdered and lynched a soldier in Ghana after mistaking him for an armed robber.

Four out of the five prime suspects have been arrested in connection with the lynching of a Captain of the Ghana Army have been sent to the Central Regional Police Headquarters in Cape Coast.


According to Adom News, the fifth suspect who sustained bullet wounds during a struggle with the lynched Captain Maxwell Mahama is also at the hospital.




They were paraded before the media by the police at the Regional Headquarters of the Police in Cape Coast as part of the investigations.


More at https://crazyfora.com/showfora?id=91

CrimeRe: Unbelievable! Woman Hides Dead Mother In Freezer To Collect Her 10 Years Pension by Patrik007(op): 1:14pm On Jun 01, 2017
Exactly, ... Greedy devils
CrimeUnbelievable! Woman Hides Dead Mother In Freezer To Collect Her 10 Years Pension by Patrik007(op): 1:09pm On Jun 01, 2017
Some security detectives have started investigating an alleged social security fraudster, who hid the corpse of a 90-year-old woman in a freezer for ten years to collect her pension.


File photo (Image: Gettyimages)

A woman kept her dead mother hidden in a freezer for ten years so she could continue to claim an old age pension equivalent to £1700-a-month, prosecutors revealed today.

The 90-year-old’ corpse was found after detectives started investigating the alleged social security fraudster, who is 55 and cannot be named for legal reasons.

She was living in a detached house in the picturesque village of Horsarrieu, close to Pau, in South West France, with her mother’s remains at the end of the garden.

‘They were hidden in a freezer, and there had been no report of the mother’s death,’ said a prosecuting source in nearby Mont-de-Marsan, capital of the Landes department.

‘The freezer was not connected to the electricity supply going into the house. It was just a hiding place,’ the source added.

The suspect was first interviewed by gendarmes on Tuesday, and claimed that her mother had died seven years ago.

Investigators noticed, however, that there had been no medical fees claimed by the mother since 2007, suggesting that the time of death was more likely to be a decade ago.

The Mirror reports that all the mother’s benefits arrangements, including drawing an old age pension, continued as normal throughout that time.

At the time of death, the pair were living some 200 miles away, close to Toulouse, which means that the woman would have transported the corpse in secret when they moved to Horsarrieu in July 2016.

Police have evidence that the suspect had put her own picture on her mother’s driving licence – an offence that led to a search of the property. The corpse was found wrapped in a tarpaulin, with old clothes used to hide it.

An autopsy was due to be held on Wednesday to try to establish whether the mother had died of natural causes, or whether foul play was involved.
Source:Tori.ng

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EducationRe: Advantages Of Attending A Military School. by Patrik007(m): 3:10pm On Dec 12, 2016
The best story of the Century,
if I hear Positive barrack influence, my guys who have been through that system, behave like touts, smoke weed, They feel like they are gods, They have no respect and value for human lives, Military schools in Nigeria is all hype and trash, Thank God my Mum stopped me from entering one when I was younger, now I know by she stopped me,
RomanceRe: Man Begging Law Graduate For Sex For 4 Years Exposed By The Lady - PICS by Patrik007(m): 7:20am On Sep 16, 2016
This girl just endangered her life by advertising herself. through this Facebook post,
Now she will have more people stalking her more than ever, and she's at the risk of being raped, kidnapped or even murdered, Girls make una dey think before una act. Abeg!
RomanceRe: Man Begging Law Graduate For Sex For 4 Years Exposed By The Lady - PICS by Patrik007(m): 7:20am On Sep 16, 2016
angry The Guy went too far,
Christianity EtcDifferences Between Islam And Christianity, by Patrik007(op): 3:35pm On Aug 24, 2016
OH! ISLAM, What a peaceful religion indeed.

**THE DIFFERENCE IS CLEAR**
• Muhammad said: Allah hates those who don’t accept Islam. (Qur’an 30:4, 3:32, 22:38)
• Jesus said: God loves everyone. (John 3:16)

• Muhammad said: I have been commanded to fight against people till they testify that there is no god but Allah, and that Muhammad is the messenger of Allah. (Muslim 1:33)
• Jesus said: He who lives by the sword will die by the sword. (Matthew 26:52)

• Muhammad stoned women for adultery. (Sahih Muslim 4206)
• Jesus said: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. (John 8:7)

• Muhammad permitted stealing from unbelievers (Bukhan 44:668, Ibn Ishaq 764)
• Jesus said: Thou shalt not steal (Matthew 19:18)

• Muhammad permitted lying (Sahih Muslim 6303, Bukhari 49:857)
• Jesus said: Thou shalt not bear false witness. (Matthew 19:18)

• Muhammad owned and traded slaves (Sahih Muslim 3901)
• Jesus neither owned nor traded slaves.

• Muhammad murdered those who insulted him. (Bukhari 56:369, 4:241)
• Jesus preached forgiveness and forgave those who killed Him. (Luke 23:34)

• Muhammad said: If then anyone transgresses the prohibition against you, transgress ye likewise against him. (Qur’an 2:194)
• Jesus said: If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. (Matthew 5:39)

• Muhammad said: Jihad in the way of Allah elevates one’s position in Paradise by a hundred fold. (Muslim 4645)
• Jesus said: Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called sons of God. (Matthew 5:9)

• Muhammad married 13 wives and kept sex slaves. (Bukhari 5:268, Qur’an 33:50)
• Jesus was celibate, was never married.

• Muhammad had sex with a 9 year old child. (Sahih Muslim 3309, Bukhari 58:236)
• Jesus did not have sex with children.

• Muhammad ordered the murder of women. (Ibn Ishaq 819, 995)
• Jesus never harmed a woman, He loved and cared for them.

• Muhammad said: O you who believe! Fight those of the unbelievers who are near to you and let them find in you hardness. (Qur’an 3:110)
• Jesus said: Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the Earth. (Matthew 5:5)

• Muhammad ordered 65 military campaigns and raids in his last 10 years. (Ibn Ishaq)
• Jesus ordered no military campaigns, nor offered any approval of war or violence.

• Muhammad killed captives taken in battle. (Ibn Ishaq 451)
• Jesus never took captives; never killed anyone.

• Muhammad encouraged his men to rape enslaved women. (Abu Dawud 2150, Qur’an 4:24)
• Jesus never encouraged rape; never enslaved women.

• Muhammad was never tortured, but tortured others. (Muslim 4131, Ibn Ishaq 436, 595, 734, 764)
• Jesus suffered torture, but never tortured anyone. (Isaiah 53)

• Muhammad said: “And fight them until there is no more persecution and religion is only for Allah.” (Qur’an 8:39)
• Jesus said: "Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you.” (Matthew 5:44)

• Muhammad ordered a slave to build the very pulpit from which he preached Islam. (Bukhari 47:743)
• Jesus washed His disciples feet. (John 13:5)

• Muhammad demanded the protection of armed bodyguards, even in a house of worship. (Qur’an 4:102)
• Jesus chastised anyone attempting to defend Him with force. (John 18:10-12)

• Muhammad advocated crucifying others for denying him. (Qur’an 5:33, Muslim 16:4131)
• Jesus was crucified Himself, and forgave those who killed Him. (Luke 23:34)

• According to his followers, Muhammad had others give their lives for him. (Sahih Muslim 4413)
• Jesus gave His life for others and their sins. (John 18:11 & Isaiah 53)

#UnfoldedFactsForABetterTomorrow
I SALUTE UNA O O !

RomanceRe: 6 Habits That Make You Totally Undateable. by Patrik007(m): 5:52pm On Aug 23, 2016
Lol
EducationRe: 6 DELSU Lecturers Sacked For Sexual Harassment by Patrik007(m): 6:38pm On Aug 22, 2016
Lol
EducationRe: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by Patrik007(op): 6:34pm On Aug 22, 2016
Lol, yes...
(12) The Govo
These set of people elect themselves to the position of the governor of the hostel, They are mostly the oldest resident in the hostel, most of them are students on extension.... They are incharge of hostel parties, sanitation, equal distribution of bills to neighbours, e.t.c
Most people under this category, let the position they occupy get into their heads, and act like their Dad built the hostel...
EducationRe: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by Patrik007(op): 7:46pm On Aug 20, 2016
snazzy5050:
lemme park my load here cool fp worthy
Thank you
EducationRe: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by Patrik007(op): 7:36pm On Aug 20, 2016
Innoxxacs:
12. Those that will always want to tell you how big they are in public but end up knocking at your door late in the night for'just one cup of garri and pure water'
13. Small girls who think all they came to school to do is share share and share for free (don't ask me what they are sharing) lol
Lol. Remember. Doro is a cheerful giver
Education11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by Patrik007(op): 6:38pm On Aug 20, 2016
Today I'm talking about the types of neigbours found in Hostels, Off campus Hostels to be precise, Let's begin Note: It's not a generalization,
most students fall under on of the following:-

(1) The Borrower
These set of neighbours are very friendly and nice at first, Then they reveal their true self when you become close to them, they start by innocently borrowing things from you, and you being a good neighbor happily comply. but they see this as an invitation to keep borrowing your Stuff, even to personal objects, It gets to a point where they just help themselves without asking you. the good ones return borrowed objects in a damaged state, while others don't return them at all

(2) The Churchy Neighbour
These set of neighbours see themselves as the holy of Holy's, they don't mingle with others whom they tag as worldly people. their major concern is Church, Church, Church

(3) The Gladiator
These set of neighbours are like kratos in The God of war video game, they keep fighting over little issues. everyone try their best to avoid their them.

(4) The DJ
These set of neighbours are well known for their habit of playing loud music, they always play the sound system with the settings on the highest volume, thus making it difficult for other people to sleep or concentrate while reading. they don't care if they're disturbing other people around.

(5) The Yahoo Guy$$$$$$
These guys are highly respected by other neighbours due to their financial level, they put on good clothes, have the most furnished apartments, drive good cars, and they know how to ball .....

(6) The Party Goer
To These set of neighbours, everyday is Friday.. all they care about is Party, party party. and they are the ones who always return late at night and knock the gate for those inside to let them into the compound.

(7) The Run town
These Set of neigbours are also known as hustlers, they get the highest number of august visitors... lol (if u know what I mean) most times the visitors stay over night playing (temple run) with them.

(cool The Food hunter
These set of neighbours are really good at finding and devouring food, they secretly cook their food, but openly devour the food of other people, when you're cooking, they won't come into your apartment, but the moment the food is ready they will just stroll in and lie down on your bed....I don't know how they do it, maybe they use food detecting radar.....

(9) The Psycho
This neighbor tends to keep to themselves. Their blinds are always shut and you never really see them except for the times that they are peering through the window at you. On the odd occasion that you do catch them outside, they will never return your hello, but instead give you a silent cold stare.

(10) The Gossipers
These ones are the BBC and CNN of the hostel, they know about the latest happenings withing and outside the hostel, they know those dating each other, keeping malice with each other, e.t.c, They pretend to be your best friend so that they can scoop information from you to give to their next victim,....

(11) The Nice Neigbour
These set of people are nice and loved by all, they are well balanced.......

I'm done, feel free to add yours
EducationRe: The 6 Types Of Lecturers In Nigerian Universities by Patrik007(op): 10:55pm On Aug 19, 2016
Captainz102:
Nice one.
Thanks
EducationThe 6 Types Of Lecturers In Nigerian Universities by Patrik007(op): 7:02pm On Aug 19, 2016
Please take note, this is not a generalization, It doesn't mean that all lecturers fall under one of the groups below, the content of this topic is based on personal experience..... I believe we all have our opinion, so please feel free to add yours.....let's begin

(1) The Sadists
These set of lecturers are always sad, unfriendly and can never be impressed, no matter how hard you try to impress them or make them smile, all your attempts just go down like the content in a flushed toilet. their classes are so boring, they are the worst set of exam invigilators, students pray for them not to invigilate complex exams,
(2) The Comedians
These set of lecturers are generally loved by students, they are well known for their good sense of humour, Their classes are never boring as they combine comedy with whatever topic they're lecturing on.
(3) The Fathers of Old
These set of lecturers consists of advanced men, who keep comparing the standard of Education they had back then to the one we presently have, they are very disciplined and highly respected by everyone. They have acquired so much experience in the field of academics, They give students lots of assignments....
(4) The Modern Guys
These set of people consists of Young lecturers, who haven't spent much time in the profession. they are cool with students and gadgets. They know what's up. and most lazy students pray for them to invigilate examinations, because when they are around, things happen.....
(5) The Preachers $$$
These set of Lecturers keep preaching for the payment of tithes, Lol, they normally use words like "Heaven help those who help themselves" and
"Give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar" Rich students don't bother to read for exams in courses handled by such lecturers
Lastly
(6) The Turbo Charged engines
These set of lecturers keep their eagle eyes active in the search for beautiful female students, They can see through the clothes of female students with their xray vision ability, They are the ones who invite ladies into their office and keep mounting pressure on female students to sleep with them with the threat of failing the students should they refuse, that's how they service their turbo charged engine
At this point I drop my Pen, everyone feel free to add yours.......
PhonesRe: Infinix Launches Infinix Hot 4 And Now Selling At Cheap Rate by Patrik007(m): 4:41pm On Aug 18, 2016
No much improvement,..... Lol let them keep flooding the Nigerian market with their Toys
PoliticsAvengers To Declare Niger Delta Independence On Oct 1 by Patrik007(op): 4:38pm On Aug 18, 2016
– Niger Delta Avengers has vowed to declare the Niger Delta region an independent entity on October 1, 2016
– The group said they no longer want to be part of Nigeria
– The group had earlier said: “By October 2016, we will display our currency, national flag, passport, our ruling council and our territory to the world”
The militant group, Niger Delta Avengers, ‘(NDA) has vowed to declare the Niger Delta region an independent entity on October 1, 2016.
In a statement released on the website of the Avengers on Thursday, August 18, Mudoch Agbinibo, spokesman of the Avengers, said that the Niger Delta no longer wants to be part of Nigeria.

“Our prayer for Buhari and the Northern hypocrite (Northern Governors) is that oil should be found in commercial quantity in the North, so they can let the Niger Delta go.
The Buhari Led government has fail Nigerians with their misdirected policies that has divide the country, as such nobody wants to be part of that failed state not even the Niger Delta.
The October 1 st , declaration of independence is still sacrosanct. If the Nigeria government fails to retrace it’s step by restructuring this country.
We want to warn the general public that those using NDA to defraud people days of reckoning is close.”
In May, 2016 the group had said: “By October 2016, we will display our currency, national flag, passport, our ruling council and our territory to the world.”

For about a few weeks now the group has been giving mixed signals regarding dialogue with the federal government.
NDA on Wednesday, August 17, denied agreeing to enter into dialogue with the federal government for a possible ceasefire in the region.
The militant group which has claimed responsibility for major attacks on oil facilities in the region in recent times also denied knowing the self-acclaimed spokesman for the dialogue group, Ballantyne Agiri.

https://www.naij.com/933447-just-avengers-declare-niger-delta-independence.html?source=index_main

Car Talk2017 Honda Fit Goes On Sale In The US From $15,990 by Patrik007(op): 4:27pm On Aug 18, 2016
The third generation of Honda's 5-door subcompact hatchback is now just one day away from going on sale in the US in 2017MY form.
In return for $15,990, customers can get the entry-level LX version with a 6-speed manual transmission. This model features auto on-off headlights, LED brake lights, Bluetooth, HandsFreeLink and a center storage console with armrest as standard.

Optional extras across the range include Smart Entry Push Button Start, a one-touch operated moonroof, 7" touchscreen Display Audio with
next-gen HondaLink , as well as heated leather seats. Other changes for the 2017 model year include Lunar Silver metallic replacing the previous Alabaster Silver metallic in the exterior color palette.

Powertrain-wise, the 2017 Fit uses a 1.5-liter 4-cylinder petrol engine with a DOHC cylinder head and i-VTEC & VTC valve and timing controls (as well as direct fuel injection). This is the first time such a system has been used in a Honda subcompact model.

The engine is good for 130 HP and 114 lb-ft (154 Nm) of peak torque at 4,600rpm, with fuel economy figures of 33/40/36 mpg (7.1/5.8/6.5 l/100km) for the LX trim with the CVT transmission and 32/37/34 mpg (7.3/6.3/6.9 l/100km) for the EX and EX-L trim with the CVT. Those that opt for the manual a manual transmission model will be looking at estimated EPA fuel economy ratings of 29/36/32 mpg (8.1/6.5/7.3 l/100km).

In terms of safety, the 2017 Fit features Vehicle Stability Assist with traction control, side curtain airbags with rollover sensor, EBD, Brake assist, plus Honda's next-gen Advanced Compatibility Engineering body structure, all standard across the range.
http://www.carscoops.com/2016/08/2017-honda-fit-goes-on-sale-in-us-from.html?m=1

HealthHow To Escape From A Fire by Patrik007(op): 4:19pm On Aug 18, 2016
40% of the time people die in fires. It's because they just stay in their room and hide in their closet or even under their bed. Sometimes pets will hide under the bed or even inside a wall. Little kids get so scared that they hide in the closet. The next thing you know, they're trapped. A fire cannot happen without the three parts of the fire triangle. The parts are heat, oxygen, and fuel. Follow these steps to escape.
Steps
(1) Install a fire alarm and a sprinkler. Get a fire extinguisher if you can. Change your fire alarm battery occasionally and test your fire alarm afterwards. Plan your escape and practice it!

(2)Plan a fire escape route and practice it once a year, change smoke alarm batteries twice a year, and test your smoke alarm once a month. Be sure to go over basic safety tips. Ensure that everyone in the house knows where to meet.
The meeting place should be in the front yard. Don't do it in the back because you'll lose sight of your family. Plus, it's hard to get in the front without going inside the house.

(3)Listen for the smoke alarm . After it rings,
don't stay in your room. You must get out immediately.

(4)Go close to your door. With the back of your hand, not your palm, feel the door. If it's cool to the touch, open it slowly with your back facing the door but also looking where you're going. If it's hot dial 911 . If there is not a phone in the room, get a flashlight or something light colored and wave it at the window signaling for help. If it's not cool and not hot, just medium, open it slowly as shown when it's cool.

(5)Crawl down on the floor after opening it. The cleanest air is found at the bottom. Get out of where the fire is, and leave the house.
Most fires do not kill you by burning you to death or falling debris. Fire needs gas, heat and oxygen. You also needed oxygen to breathe. The fire takes in more oxygen than you do. The floor gives you the most oxygen so if you need to breathe, crouch down.

(6)Go to a neighbor's house and seek emergency help .

(7)Wait until the fire department comes. Follow any instructions they give you.
Car Talk2017 Range Rover Sport Family Welcomes Entry-level 2.0-liter Diesel by Patrik007(op): 8:18am On Aug 17, 2016
Land Rover has just unveiled the most efficient variant of the Range Rover Sport ever with the inclusion of its 2.0-liter Ingenium diesel to the family.
Available from the 2017 model year, the 2.0-liter
equipped Range Rover Sport produces 240 hp and an impressive 500 Nm of torque, resulting in a 0-60 mph (96 km/h) time of 8 seconds flat. Most importantly, it returns 45.6 mpg on the EU combined cycle and emits 164 g/km of emissions.
The engine may not fit with the model's 'Sport' name, but it certainly provides customers with an interesting alternative to the familiar 5.0-liter supercharged V8.
Alternatively, customers in the UK are now also able to opt for the company's 3.0-liter supercharged V6 petrol engine. Also found elsewhere within the Jaguar Land Rover family, this powertrain pumps out 340 hp and 450 Nm of torque, resulting in a 0-60 mph time of 7.1 seconds. It emits 243 g/km of carbon emissions.
Alongside these engines, British-bound 2017 Range Rover Sport models now come with a plethora of additional technologies and safety equipment, as with the rest of the updated range . That includes the firm's Advanced Tow Assist, Blind Spot Assist and Intelligent Speed Limiter.
The latest model year Sport is also adorned with the latest InControl Touch Pro infotainment system. Featuring a 10-inch screen, up from the eight-inches of before, the system has been simplified and also includes the Pro Services system, allowing owners to download and install apps directly into the system.
Finally, updated Autobiography Dynamic models will be available with 19 additional colors from JLR's Special Vehicle Operations Division.

http://www.carscoops.com/2016/08/2017-range-rover-sport-family-welcomes.html?m=1

Car TalkAll-new 2017 Kia Cadenza Brings More Luxury And Refinement by Patrik007(op): 8:01am On Aug 17, 2016
The second generation of the Kia Cadenza hits the US market, promising to offer better handling, more refinement and improved quality.
The new Cadenza is based on a new lighter chassis that’s more than 35 per cent stiffer than the one used by the outgoing model. This is not only improving the handling character of the new model but also helps in achieving a better score in the NVH department.
Power comes from a revised version of the company’s 3.3-litre V6 petrol engine offering 290hp and 253lb ft of peak torque. Kia’s first FWD-based eight-speed automatic gearbox promises a more engaging driving experience as well.
The new chassis is complimented by adaptive shock absorbers and what Kia calls a ‘Hydraulic Rebound Stopper’ that offers a smoother ride over harsh or broken surfaces. 18-inch alloy wheels are offered as standard with optional 19s also available, shod in 245/40 Michelin tires.
Apart from the better quality the cockpit now features a Head Up Display, an updated version of the Surround View Monitor, a wireless phone charger, Kia’s latest UVO infotainment system with Android Auto and Apple CarPlay as standard and an optional 12-speaker 630-watt Harman/Kardon audio system.
“The new Cadenza adds an extra dose of excitement to the large-car segment with its striking looks and premium refinements,” said Orth Hedrick, vice president of product planning, Kia Motors America. “The Cadenza’s cabin has been improved in early every way, but it’s underneath where the Cadenza truly shines with a stiffer and lighter chassis, eight-speed transmission and vastly improved driving dynamics.”
Lower trim models will come with the “Diamond Butterfly” front grille, known from other Kia models while higher trim ones will get the “Intaglio” grille with the vertically oriented blades. Kia has yet to announce US pricing for the new Cadenza.
http://www.carscoops.com/2016/08/all-new-2017-kia-cadenza-brings-more.html?m=1

PhonesRe: Injoo Fire 2 Plus Specifications by Patrik007(op): 9:46pm On Aug 16, 2016
Sunkyphil:
its pocket friendly with dat price but am afraid of injoo products
Lol
CrimeRe: Boko Haram Attack Each Other by Patrik007(op): 9:41pm On Aug 16, 2016
PhonesRe: HTC 10 Vs. Samsung Galaxy S7: Key Specs & Hardware by Patrik007(op): 9:27pm On Aug 16, 2016
Dullahi:
HTC
Yeah, but HTC 10 device is just too silent. HTC didn't market the product properly, Samsung on the other hand tried in Marketing the S7 device, you see the adverts everywhere
CrimeRe: Boko Haram Attack Each Other by Patrik007(op): 9:22pm On Aug 16, 2016
HungerBAD:
Good
God help Nigeria
CrimeBoko Haram Attack Each Other by Patrik007(op): 9:20pm On Aug 16, 2016
There is tension within Boko Haram due to the presence of two leaders
One of the groups released a video showing its attack against the other
Shakau insists he remains the leader of Boko Haram
In what may be perceived as a supremacy battle, two factions of Boko Haram terrorists are waging war against each other.
Since the appointment of Abu Musab al-Barnawi as the new leader of Boko Haram by ISIS, there has been disquiet within the rank of the terrorists as Abubakar Shakau who has been the leader of the group insists he is still in charge.

In a video by the Wilayat Gharb Afriqiya which is recognises the leadership of Barnawi, the group showed its military strength by firing machine guns and a suicide bomber drives a vehicle into what is possibly the rank of Shakau’s boys and explodes in the distance.
The group then shows off bodies of dead soldiers from the faction they now consider their enemy.

Shekau has insisted that his rival does not have what it takes to lead the terrorist group as “it is not possible for a Muslim to profess his faith without kicking against an infidel system”.
In a statement he released, he claimed he was deceived.
All blessings be to Almighty Allah, and his His Prophet SAW. I am Imam Abubakar Shekau. This is the message to the world, to those who can understand Hausa and any other languages it can be translated for a clear understanding of the message, which is why we are sending this message to the world.

The content of my message goes thus. We have heard news going round and attributed to people we had earlier pledge allegiance to. Even though we are not against them base on the message we heard in the world radio but we are still honour ideology.
We know those we differ with, and I have written on this long ago. All we wrote have been documented with me, some eight pages and some nine pages stating their kind of ideology.
Because I stated it clear that I am against the principle where someone will dwell in the society with the infidels without making public his opposition or anger against infidels publicly as it is stated in the Quran. Anyone doing such can’t be a real Muslim thick and thin.
This is what our ideology proved. And that is where I am, to them, a Muslim can dwell in the society and do his marketing compromising core foundations. I want the world to know that we are still holding our ideology and tied with the Quran, we will not derail and will not revolt but will continue to remain in the cause of Allah. Following Prophet SAW is compulsory for us, and we will follow it to the end.
This is our stand, and we are still in the cause of Jama’atu Ahl as-Sunnah li-Da’awati wal-Jihad and Allah will help us. May Allah strengthen us to remain in this cause. We are still members of Jama’atu Ahl as-Sunnah li-Da’awati wal-Jihad, no matter what they call us, we remain what we are. No matter what we have our basis in Quran.
No matter what they call us, what we aspire is to justify our ideology in the Quran which is ultimate because we have not derailed. We are on and in the future, we will not accept any emissary except the one we can attest he is sincere and truthful for Allah and His cause.

In the first place, we sat and I was deceived, they said I should write my ideology to be taken if there is a mistake they will point out and bring back. They now deceive me, and it is base on some authorities and today I found out that there is one who is following principles of infidel which they want me to follow, and Prophet has stopped us against such.
We are still in the cause of Allah and will never depart in the struggle to establish an Islamic caliphate and standing by Islam. We will continue to work for the cause of Allah no going back. Anyone that caused this, no problem, if it’s possible may Allah show him the correct path and if it is not so may Allah protect us from his mischief.”

https://www.naij.com/931085-faction-boko-haram-leaders-war-members-kill-photos.html?source=index_main
CrimeNavy Arrests MV Star Shrimper, Destroys More Illegal Refineries In Niger Delta by Patrik007(op): 9:09pm On Aug 16, 2016
In continuation of its crackdown on the activities of illegal crude oil thieves and pipeline vandals, the Nigerian Navy has arrested a marine vessel (MV) Star Shrimper for trying to evade interrogation about the contents it was carrying, as well as the destination it was headed.
A statement signed by the Director of Naval Information, Commodore Christian Ezekobe noted that the vessel and its crew are being investigated adding, “The vessel was alleged to have tried to evade interrogation when intercepted by the Nigerian Navy Vessel, with an unclear reason for its action”.
Disclosing that the vessel was arrested by the Nigerian Navy Ship Nwamba on 13 August 2016, at about 1000 hours, Ezekobe reiterated the Nigerian Navy’s resolve to eliminate all forms of economic sabotage and criminal activities in the maritime areas.
Furthermore, the Navy said on 10 August 2016, a patrol team deployed by NNS Jubilee raided an illegal refinery site at Ikoh Imoh Community in Akwa-Ibom State.
“During the operation, the patrol team destroyed a Cotonou boat laden with suspected stolen crude oil, 103 drums of illegally refined Automotive Gas Oil (AGO) and 2 motorcycles.
“Similarly, on 12 August 16 at about 0630 hours, a patrol team deployed by NNS Delta raided several illegal refinery sites along Jones Creek in Delta State.
“During the raid, the patrol team destroyed unquantifiable amount of stolen crude oil and illegally refined AGO.”

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/08/navy-arrests-mv-star-shrimper-destroys-more-illegal-refineries-in-niger-delta/

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