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What can you buy with 14 million Naira?

Well, at the rate of 7,500, you can buy 1866 bags of cement

Or five iPhone 15s

Or 18 Gold Invicta Watches prized at over 700,000 Naira



Either those or you can purchase ONE goat!

Yea, you heard that right!

One Golden Guernsey Goat, a very rare breed of goat and very valuable.

The Royal Golden Guernsey is an attractive animal that has grown in popularity recently as a useful household goat with it's pleasant temperament & a steady milk yield containing good nutritional qualities. Their reliability in food conversion & placid temperament make it an economical proposition as a family animal.

The Royal Golden Guernsey goat is distinguished by it's golden skin & hair which often takes a lighter look. It can be fairly long down the back and hind legs. In the breed standard, variation is allowed in the coat of golden colour, along with small white markings and on the head a blaze or star, but no Swiss markings are accepted, or pink/grey colouring. They are a fine boned animal with a straight or slightly dished facial line; the ears have a slight upturn at the tip & the neck is slender.

They are a fairly small goat, adult males weighing 190-200lbs and adult females from 120-130lbs and their conformation is neat & aesthetically pleasing. The origin of the Royal Golden Guernsey Goat is uncertain though they have been in the Island of Guernsey for many years. They were mentioned as long ago as 1826 in a Channel Island Guidebook, when the golden cow, goat and donkey were mentioned.



Registration first started in 1922 in The Guernsey Goat Society's general herd book.

Miss Miriam Milbourne of L'Ancresse, Guernsey, played a large part in reviving the breed in the 1930's and was encouraged by Dr Tracy, a British Goat Society judge. Miss Milbourne managed to retain her herd during the Occupation and on her death her animals passed into the care of a trust.

Many of Miriam Melbourne's hand written documents and records that she kept are on display in the Museum in Guernsey, they were kindly donated by her Great niece.

In 1965 a separate Golden Guernsey register was opened in the Guernsey Goat Society's Herd Book. The first successful imports to England were in 1967 and the inaugural meeting of the mainland club was in 1969. The BGS Golden Guernsey register was opened in 1971.

Royal Title.

King Charles III visited the Island of Guernsey on Tuesday 16th July 2024 and awarded the title Royal to be given to all registered Golden Guernsey Goats from that day forward throughout the world. The breed is now known as the "Royal Golden Guernsey Goat" an amazing honour as this was the first time that any form of livestock had received this.

culled from http://www.theguernseygoatsociety.org/the-golden-guernsey

You have still not been forgiven o, na play una dey.

By the time we are through with you, you people will vote Miss Jalingo!

Nigerians as a whole are crying foul, not just pensioners.

Na Play You Dey!

The problems of rainfed agriculture in Nigeria include situations such as these. Read about how this has affected agricultural productivity in the country here: https://thejunction.ng/at-the-mercy-of-the-sky-perils-of-rainfed-farming-in-nigeria/

To be roundly and soundly defeated eventually by the blonde haired billionaire owner of the Trump towers and enterprises. So much for the fantasy of a female president.

No thanks to the extra-judicial killings by uniformed men that decongest the prison population in Nigeria. Never mind that the real criminals are living free too, with allowances for clothing, entertainment and travel to boot.

PR stunt maybe to try to remedy a mismanaged situation. Hacker ko, Hankle ni!

Come on Trump, don't kick a man when he's down. Let nature take its course. Cease the vindictive comments.

Average of 700 to 1'100.
May everlasting thunder fire bad governance and corruption in this country.

First that retired general, now deputy vc...

True.

Not my Golden Morn

That hairstyle in the first picture is enough justification for shaving...lol.

Take heart, na Naija you dey so.

A SIMPLE QUESTION THAT REQUIRES A SIMPLE ANSWER.

You people just love long and meaningless words.

It's funny that the British military guys are wearing beards, and look like students, but Naija military are beardless like pre-pubertal teens, yet older by miles...

No light in our area for 2 months now. At best 30 minutes light in 4 days. Okoko people dey here o!

What is so pressing about sex or sexual satisfaction, that makes many people take perverted routes to that destination? How does anyone on earth even begin to enjoy rape? How do you get it up under duress and stress? It's crazy!

Wahala wahala wahala...

Federal Scam Government of Nigeria!

Autistic for that matter!

Edgar was one such like character in my days in the greatest university in Nigeria, UNIBEN. He was quite amiable, but never initiated conversation. He was definitely more advanced than the rest of us, even taller by a foot than the tallest. Yet, nobody actually knew anything about him. It was virtually impossible to decipher anything about him, because he had literally no friends among us. He was intelligent too. But like your mysterious character, never made any attempt to show off. His middle name must have been 'lowkey'. Which is funny, because he once mentioned Loki, in one of our very few and random conversations. Loki, in Norse mythology, is a cunning trickster who had the ability to change his shape and sex. He was represented as the companion of the great gods.

Okoroawusa:
Someone should tell Atiku that we are redesigning the old ones and not printing new ones.

Oga, this is not a forgiving space to exhibit ignorance.
Nigeria is PRINTING new, redesigned notes, in specific denominations.

Hmmm... I bought it once to cook okra soup at my new area, and the women were looking at me funny. Except it's an aphrodisiac, I don't even know why else they were looking like that. OP, avoid snails, sorry.

Bitcoin1000:
I don't think fayose is controversial he's just stupid


My signature is the deal!!!

LOL.

Either that, or he's incredibly smart, playing on the people's sentiments, Nigerians being who they are.

Fayose

5. Yahaya Bello - Kogi State.

- allegations of double registration by INEC.
- accused of withholding workers' salaries.
- feud with Senator Dino Melaye.
- accused of flamboyance and excessive high-handedness.
- (illegal) proscription of ASUU Kogi Chapter.

4. Nasir El-Rufai - Kaduna State.

- accused of running 'opaque' contract award sytems in the state favouring cronies.
- in the news for 'doctoring' APC convention delegate list.
- back and forth feud with Senator Shehu Sani.
- Ordered the arrest and detention, amidst public outcry against it, of Music label boss, Audu Maikori, for inciting violence.
- Described by TWO former Nigerian presidents; OBJ and GEJ as a liar, with the latter calling him an 'incurable liar'.
- highly publicized fallout with popular pentecostal pastor Apostle Johnson Suleiman.

3. Rochas Okorocha - Imo State.

- mass sacking of LG council chairmen and councillors upon resumption of office as governor.
- said to involve his mother in virtually all political matters in the state.
- in the news for mudslinging attacks with former aviation minister, Femi Fani (Olu)Kayode, with e former minister directly labelling him a 'ritualist'.
- (debunked) sensational story that made the rounds that the governor was 'slapped by a ghost' causing mental disturbances.
- at variance with former governor, Ikedi Ohakim, with the latter accusing him of perpetrating the 'culture of impunity and disobedience of court orders in the state'.
- well documented war of words with his Anambra state governor, Willi Obiano, describing his Anambra counterpart as a 'clueless irresponsible person that should have done better in life as a militant'

2 . Nyesom Wike - Rivers State.

- public outcry over the dissolution of Rivers State EXCOS in June, 2017.
- alleged to be the voice behind a chilling leaked audio tape, which includes bribery and threat to kill INEC officials over Legislative elections in the state.
- highly publicized running feud with Minister of Transport and former governor, Rotimi Amaechi.
- Accused by the APC Rivers State chapter of running the state without budgetary provisions, granting amnesty to 'cultists' to continue their 'nefarious activities' and 'enslaving' the deputy government by making her serve as his wife's personal assistant.
- allegations of owing civil servants and pensioners in the state for months while traveling out to watch European football matches with cronies.

1. Ayodele Fayose. Ekiti State.

-'Fayose is usually busy 'riding Okada, cutting 'ponmo' or insulting the Federal government'. - Olusegun Obasanjo.
- One of the fiercest opponents of President Muhammadu Buhari, and at various times describing the president as 'brain dead', etc.
- usually accused of playing to the gallery to garner mass support for his unusual style of governance.
- at various times labelled 'an unchained dog' or 'mad man' by various personalities like Aisha Buhari and recently Adams Oshiomhole.
- his 'unique' choice of clothing at various times in presenting the budget to Ekiti state house of assembly, generating ripples and concerns over flagrant disregard for decorum.
- allegations of vote rigging in the 2014 gubernatorial elections in Eki State.
- A recent picture with comedienne Helen Paul making the rounds on social media, has prompted many to call them 'professional colleagues' as bonafide humour merchants.

Forget listening to sh***y rap, this guy is loaded to the hilt with wordplay. Every bar ends in a punchline for him, straight outta MIDWEST Edo State! O Jay Karizma is the emerging king of Rap, switching styles between English, Ebonics and Naija Pidgin, the guy is dope, but don't believe me, just watch ... ! Add up on FB @O Jay Karizma, for weekly rap content like you've never heard before ... wow



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