rentAcock:
10 Years ago, I met a guy in Mile 2 Lagos claiming to have a Time Machine for sale. The guy was wearing a Brooklyn Nets cap with an Iwobi Nigerian Jersey with the number 18 but nobody looked his way nor did they even know what he was selling. As a person who've watched several sci-fi movies like Back To the Future, Groundhog Day, The Terminator, Austin Powers movies etc I was interested and I approached him. I'm an avid basketball fan and I know back then, Brooklyn didn't have a basketball team while Alex Iwobi was probably just 12 years old and definitely not playing for th super eagles. But as of today, Brooklyn has a basketball team and Iwobi is a starting player for the Super eagles.

I asked him about this big clunky stuff he was selling and he told me it was a time machine but he wants to get rid of it. I thought it was funny and I asked him how much it was, he said N10,000 but we agreed to N500. Honestly i just thought the guy was homeless and in need of money. Fast forward 3 years later, the New Jersey Nets relocated and become known as the Brooklyn Nets, man I freaked out because I could remember clearly that guy had a Brooklyn Nets Jersey which i thought was probably Aba made at the time. Then in 2015, Alex Iwobi joined the Nigerian national team that was when it dawned on me that I had met a time traveller and did not know it. But of course I was still skeptical, but in 2016, I decided to test out this time machine during the US elections and I was only able to travel 24hrs into the future, so I waited until election day Nov 8th and I could vividly see CNN announcing Donald J Trump as the President Elect and people were in shock. When I returned back to present time, I thought it was just a bad dream as there was no way Trump could defeat Clinton, well the time machine was right.

So enough with the long tales. I tried out my Time travel machine this morning and you won't believe it, Nigeria beat Croatia 1-0. It was like a mirage, I think the machine is getting rusty because I can see and feel things around me but everything is a bit blurry, even though people can see me, they say I appear like a hologram. Anyway let's see if this time machine proves true one more time, although I don't plan to use it often because I notice I get migraine, blurred vision, nausea and vomiting. Traveling at the speed of light does mess up your body. If the result turns out to be right, I will sell all my father's properties, liquidate my assets and empty my bank account and make a killing sport betting the next game.

You'd make better pay, if you buy your weed in bulk and resell it.

That's some good shit you smoking.

Kenneth has looked suspect in recent times, Ebuehi is better than Shehu.

Thank God, Onazi is not playing. God help us.

Nigeria should avoid aerial ball with Iceland if they don't want wahala.

Ronaldo scored a simple tap in yesterday
Ronaldo scored a penalty yesterday!
Ronaldo scored a spectacular free kick yesterday!

Someone cannuh even score any of these today?

Abeg my people who is the greatest?

RONALDO!!!

If this game ends in a draw, our odds improves tremendously.

Aunty Stella doesn't want to be outshined by za oza woman. I expect Doris Simeon too to come up with something soon!

SadiqBabaSani:
If the police can Investigate this, its nt hard to detect, deir fingerprints is all over that little lad

Are you normal? Before you start talking forensics, shouldn't you first have in place biometric database?

Nigeria that is yet to provide a functional system for pvc registration/collection.....you expect same country to be at par with the likes of US in forensics.

Just limit your CSI knowledge to your parlour jejely!

A single moment of brilliance can change a lot of things. Listening to the supersports commentators, one would think Portugal did all the playing, on the contrary, Portugal's goals came against the run of play but the individual brilliance of Ronaldo simply relegated the whole Spanish side.

Definitely eighth wonder of the world!

RONALDO!!!

Edit:

Best player beating best keeper!

Could this be Ronaldo's world cup Just asking ni ooooo!

Hope he's saving for the rainy days.

Kanu Nwakwo has never shown any opulence on social media, yet that dude is loaded to the hilt in investment!

A word they say is enough for the wise.

Natural beauty!!! Slaying haters and wannabees!

Super sweet sixteen!

Great news! I know potentials that will be unleashed with this development. I think same should be replicated all over the country. Kudos to my Igbo brothers, their resilience and tenacity is undeniable.

dprpikin:


I don't need to refer to all your posts. In the first post where I qouted you, you started by infering that Yorubas are more or less guiltless(except for few) when it comes to engaging in verbal abuses. Then you concluded it by insinuating that Igbos are champions of Verbal abuses.

You raised a tribe so high, and debased the other so low. What comment could have been more biased than that, if you truly understand what being biased is?

Igbos are champions at verbal abuses, refer to the thread in which innoson lied about the supreme court verdict on the 14 billion repayment.

I never stopped you from raising your tribe, did I? Watch how your cohorts try to manipulate everything like they saints, even on this thread.

If I'm being biased, guess who I learnt fom!

Depart from me ye flamer!

dprpikin:


You just mentioned that an average Yoruba man would simply drop an unbiased statement, and immediately after that you made a very particularly biased statement.

Now tell me, which one will we take? Your supposition or your action?

When we point one finger at another person, sometimes unknown to us, the remaining are pointing at us.

Whether you are from Igbo, Hausa, Yoruba, Efik, Ijaw etc, it doesn't matter. What matters is who you are-- your personality.

You can check out your brothers' personalities on that thread where innoson lied that he'd been awarded 14 billion and get back to me (if u like deny you're igbo).

There's nothing biased in what I posted if you doubt me, refer to all my post and get back to me. Remember to compare notes on that thread I mentioned.

Now depart from me ye flamer!

Yorubas for reasons I can't even start to fathom, remains highly civilised even when the tide favours them.

With the exception of a few who choose to engage in unnecessary e-brawls, the average Yoruba man would simply drop an unbiased comment and keep it moving. If the tables were turned as regards this particular Innoson issue, this thread for don dey hell fire tey-tey.

Why not simply emigrate to sane clime? US probably!

FIFO: First in first out!

Hmnnnnnnnnn! How many people believe they look better together than za oza woman in za oza room!

Alphafeezay:
Only if Nigerian youths can be united,

Imagine 40million youths contribute 1k each for our candidate.

Collect our PVCs and go straight to the polls!!!


Only if we can come together!!!

Devil's advocate thingy:

Which youth? Same youth doing yahoo-yahoo and ritual kidnapping/killing?

1k X 40 million youths = 40 BILLI!

40 billion nor be beans oooh! Who will be signatories to that account

Crying over an event that happened decades ago. Instead of you to show the world what you've got.

The power to fail or succeed lies deep within, which of this power do you choose to unleash. . . choice is yours!

Mans not a property!

Nigeria is in trouble. Bleep on international tv and get rewarded with a car and several endorsement deals, meanwhile first class graduate keep languishing and begging for jobs on nairaland!

I don't care what the comment says, 99.999999% of the guys that viewed that picture has just one thing on their mind. . . . .

If SARS storm the venue and start arresting people, Nigerians will react. Is this association recognized by the authorities?

Valhalla ko, valhalla ni.......Even the real vikings have long stopped believing such folk tales.

Please show me any hardworking human being who goes to instagram to flaunt wealth. . . . Its simply not possible.

Hardwork, responsibility and integrity don't go with instagram lifestyle.

I thank God on your behalf. At least you weren't killed.

Hmmmn! Food for thought! Fine boy with swag...... Thread softly!

A lot of foolish losers on this thread. The church I attend, the pastor's daughter is 13 and in a private university. Looking at her stature wise, you would say she's a lot older and people who were at her naming ceremony also attest to that fact about her age.

When she grows up to accomplish something worthwhile same losers typing rubbish here will start attacking people like her. Make ona nor go face ona life. Abi na Tobi say make ona nor go school on time?

Very stupid woman! The court session is part of her honeymoon or what? Asides her stupid self, who else is complaining about the wedding!

Kwatinue going to court, ur sensational court divorce is equally loading!

Circa 100k in Port Harcourt. Good guy, knows what he's doing but for the first time the pain might be excruciating even with all the drugs and injection given to deaden the gum, the pain na die!

Married to ex-super eagle star, you're already airing dirty laundry in public. Like someone earlier opined, she could have easily sent her a stinker instead of the negative publicity.

If this one marry Ronaldo....... FIFA sef go hia wen!!!