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mine is saintpaulek@hotmail.com

Sales of  forms into d part-time programme at University of Port Harcourt has commencf at d cost of 10000 naira at the Micro-finance bank located inside d part-time main campus located at Mile 3 opposite UST GATE,PORT HARCOURT.

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visit www.uniport.edu.ng to check ur results

All prospective part time students are expected to come to UNIPORT PART TIME CAMPUS AT MILE 3 PH on Friday 29 January 2010,Along wit a passport,a copy of O'level & a copy of d part time form in other to collect their exam photocard.Apt test holds on Feb.12 at UNIPORT MAIN CAMPUS,CHOBA,RIVERS STATE.NB:ALSO GO WITH SOME CASH JST IN CASE.

hurry up guys

The Niger Delta Development Commission(NDDC), in line with its mandate, is embarking on a Scheme to be called NDDC Technical Aid Corps (NTAC) to alleviate unemployment situation in the Niger Delta.ucan dowlnload the forms here fill them and return them to the NDDC OFFICE IN YOUR STATE.TRY AND DO THAT BEFORE THE END OF THE WEEK

check website for more details.www.uniport.edu.ng

this is to invite u all to a nite of bliss special with evang. dr. eddy owase, it's going to be a glorious time in the presence of god.it's really gonna be a nite of change

WELL ON SUNDAY THE CHIEF SECURITY OFFICER OF UNIPORT LOST HIS LIFE IN A SHOOT OUT WITH BANDITS IN THE DELTA CAMPUS OF THE UNIVERSITY. WE EXTEND OUR CONDOLENCE TO THE FAMILY AND THE SCHOOL AUTHORITIES FOR THE SUDDEN LOSS.GREATEST UNIPORT

UNiport Merit list is ready and will be out before the end of the month

well give us the specs and how much, i'm intrested

THE UNIVERSITY OF PORT-HARCOURT HAS BEGAN THE SELL OF PARTIME FORMS FOR THE NEXT SESSION,THE FORMS CAN BE GOTTEN AT THE PART-TIME CAMPUS LOCATED AT NKPOLU MILE 3 PORT-HARCOURT.RIVERS STATE. FRO MORE INFO U CAN CONTACT ME PAUL-07069573528.THE COURSES OFFERED IN THE PART-TIME PROGRAMME INCLUDE ALL THE COURSES IN HUMANITIES,SOCIAL SCIENCE,EDUCATION,MANAGEMENT SCIENCE AND COMPUTER SCIENCE FROM THE SCIENCES.

mine is JUlY 31st

ADMISSION 2008/2009 ACADEMIC SESSION


The Online Registration process for admitted students into the Basic Studies programme is in two main categories:
• Students with Photocards
• Students without Photocards

STUDENTS WITH PHOTOCARDS
This category comprises students that completed the registration clearance form, uploaded passport and printed photocards before the examination day. Their registration procedure is as follows:

1. If Admitted, logon to www.uniport.edu.ng
2. Click on Basic Admissions then click on Check Admission Status under it
3. Enter you Examination number like PJ08/3010/1569 and click on Check Now!
4. If admitted, your information will be displayed there with your Passport to identify you. Scroll down to the end of the page and click on the link that says “CLICK HERE TO PRINT FEES PAYMENT SLIP”
5. Print the payment slip and proceed to the approved Banks (U & C Microfinance Bank, ECOBANK, Intercontinental Bank, UBA -Choba & Abuja Campuses, Sterling Bank- UPTH, First Bank and Fin Bank) and pay the Amount on the Payment Slip (N51,000.00), below is the fee details
a. Tuition N50,000.00
b. Portal Charges N1,000.00
6. At the Bank present the following with cash
a. A copy of the Payment Slip
b. A copy of completed Bank Teller
7. Obtain a stamped copy of the documents presented
8. Re-logon to www.uniport.edu.ng
9. Click on School fees receipt under Basic Studies Admissions
10. Enter your registration number like BS08 and print your receipt
11. Proceed to Basic Studies Complex with your documents and the sum of N10,000.00(Basic Acceptance Fee) for final clearance

STUDENTS WITHOUT PHOTOCARD
This category comprises students that were not able to complete the registration process before the closing date and/or could not print photocard before the examination date. Basically, candidates that wrote their screening test at special centres and were only assigned PJ numbers or Examination numbers at the examination centres are in these category.
If you are in this category and you have been admitted, you need to complete the registration clearance form and obtain a PJ –Number before you can proceed with the remainder of the registration process.

PART ONE
1. If Admitted, logon to www.uniport.edu.ng
2. Click on Basic Studies Admission then Registration Clearance
3. Fill your O’Level and Jamb details submit and Print the clearance page with the declaration
4. Submit to generate photocard and print
5. Proceed to the Helpdesk at ICTC with a printed copy
a. the page on the admission list where your name appears
b. a copy of your photocard for clearance
6. if cleared, proceed to Part Two

PART TWO
1. If Admitted, logon to www.uniport.edu.ng
2. Click on Basic Admissions then click on Check Admission Status under it
3. Enter you Examination number like PJ08/3010/1569 and click on Check Now!
4. If admitted, your information will be displayed there with your Passport to identify you. Scroll down to the end of the page and click on the link that says “CLICK HERE TO PRINT FEES PAYMENT SLIP”
5. Print the payment slip and proceed to the approved Banks (U & C Microfinance Bank, ECOBANK, Intercontinental Bank, UBA -Choba & Abuja Campuses, Sterling Bank- UPTH, First Bank and Fin Bank) and pay the Amount on the Payment Slip (N51,000.00)
6. At the Bank present the following with cash
a. A copy of the Payment Slip
b. A copy of completed Bank Teller
7. Obtain a stamped copy of the documents presented
8. Re-logon to www.uniport.edu.ng
9. Click on School fees receipt under Basic Studies Admissions
10. Enter your registration number like BS08 and print your receipt
11. Proceed to Basic Studies Complex with your documents and the sum of N10,000.00(Basic Acceptance Fee) for final clearance



FOR MORE INFO CALL PAUL-07069573528

having been involved in relationships over the years i have come to realise that the reasons that most relationships or marriages as the case may be fail is because over the wrong foundations that it was built on. Personaly i believe that every relation should be based on this four foundations -GOD,LOVE TRUST AND FRIENDSHIP. I BELIEVE EVERY OTHER THING COMES UNDER THIS FOUR. WHAT ARE UR VIEWS ABOUT THIS COS LIKE I SAID EARLIER RELATIONS SHIPS ARE VERY IMPORTANT IN THE LIVE OF EVRY HUMAN BEING.

well personaaly i believe a lot of people 'like and lust' rather than 'love'. they misuse the word love so much which is so sad. well thats my own opinion can u guys give me ur won opinion about the subject cause i feel a lot of relationships hit the rocks cos of the wrong foundation.

A Nigerian man living in Sweden decided to marry a Swedish woman in order to be legally certified via resident status, but the woman was not aware of this. She felt he really loved her. Anyway, seeing that Nigerian men had a bad rap in that particular part of Sweden, our chap decided to lie to the lady. He told her he was from Uganda.

After being married a while, the lady came home one day and informed our man that she had just met another Swedish lady who had married a Ugandan and they must all have dinner together.

The Naija man was worried and wondered how he'd get out of this wahala (trouble). He postponed and postponed the dinner until he couldn't find anymore excuses.

Finally, the day came when they were to have dinner. The other Swede came in with her Ugandan husband and they all sat at the table. Our Naija guy was very quiet. "My own don spoil today" was all he could think.

The two Swedish ladies, wanting their husbands to mingle, being from the same homeland, asked them to speak to each other. "Hey! It's not every day you meet people from home.!"

Our Naija man, being a man of great sense, decided that he would just speak Yoruba, and the guy would probably assume he was from some part of Uganda where they spoke a different language. So looking across the table he said: "Egbon Eko ni mi se? Ni bo lo ti ja wa?"( In Yoruba, this means: "I'm a Lagos man. Where do you come from?"

The fellow looked up at our friend. His eyes lit up as he said: "Ah, bobo gan! Omo Eko ni mi Se! Omo Eko gan gan!" (In Yoruba, this means "Hey buddy! I'm a Lagos child. A REAL Lagos child."

Three Pastors an Indian, an American and a Nigerian, were engaged in
a discussion as to how they share the proceeds from offerings they
recieved after each sunday service.

I draw a big circle on the floor and toss all the money in the air",
said the Indian Pastor "the notes and coins that fall within the circle is for God and the ones that fall outside it are mine"

The American Pastor said "Well, I draw a long line on the floor. The
notes and coins that fall on the line are for God and the ones that fall out of the line are mine"

"Well in my own case" the Nigerian Pastor said, "I simply toss all the notes and coins in the air. The ones that God catches are his and the one's He allows to fall back to earth, He leaves for my own welfare!"

Amaka asks Emeka, her boyfriend, to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, Amaka announced to Emeka that after dinner, she would like them to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, Emeka is ecstatic, because he has never had sex too before, so he takes a trip to the Pharmacist to get some condoms.

The Pharmacist helps Emeka for about an hour, telling him everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

So when he was now ready to leave, the pharmacist asks Emeka how many condoms he'd like to buy:

A 3-pack
10-pack or
A family pack.
"I'm really going to put it to this girl," Emeka tells the pharmacist." I intend to plug every orifice in her body at least twice."

The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying the boy will be rather busy, it being his first time and all that.

That night, Emeka shows up at Amaka's parents house and meets Amaka at the door.

"Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" Said Amaka.

Emeka goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where Amaka's parents are seated.

Emeka looking dazed quickly offers to say the grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and Emeka is still deep in prayer with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from Emeka. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, Amaka finally leans over and whispers, Emeka "I had no idea you were this religious. WOW!!!, my parents will really like you"

Emeka turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a Pharmacist."

Teacher: Jude, please spell plantain.

Jude: Whish one? The lipe {ripe} one or the unlipe {unripe} one?

Teacher: {clearly frustrated} What difference does it make? just spell PLANTAIN!

Jude: OK Teasha,

If you fly {fry}the lipe one na DODO,
If you fly the unlipe one na SHIPS{chips},
If you loast {roast} am, na BOLI

All of them na plantain, so: whish one you wan make I spell?

There were three men living together in London. An African-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food. However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in this classy neighborhood, they decided to come up with a plan.

The Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill. "LISTEN MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-American shouted! The waiter was very confused because he could not remember being paid. But because he did not want to cause any trouble , he let the brother leave.

Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for the food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK At ME CROSSES BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian shouted. This time the manager came and had to calm down the West Indian, because he did not want anything to upset the other customers. He let the guy go.

Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. He sat down, lit a cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, plus two bottles of Guinness. After he finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal, but before the Nigerian could say anything, the waiter spoke to him. "Sir, I have been having all sorts of problems all day and I can't understand it. Two other people like you came in earlier and ate, and they say that they paid me but I don't remember getting any money from then so, "

Before he could finish, the Nigerian interrupted, rather emphatically, "OGA I SORRY FOR YOU, OOO. BUT DAT NA YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY CHANGE!"