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Now that we have all kinds of crazy showing on
TV, it doesn't have a door and a lock anymore.

In Tanzania, two friends went for an interview...
One was educated and the other wasn't, so
they agreed to help each other
They agreed that the educated one should go
first... And when he comes back, he should give
the other answers to all the questions
The first guy's interview started;
QN 1:"When was Tanzania's independence?"
GUY 1:"It was supposed to be 1960 but it was
postponed to 1961 due to many reasons."
QN 2:"Who brought independence to Tanzania?"
GUY 1:"So many participated but it was
Mwalimu Nyerere who finalized it."
QN 3:"It's believed that in planet mars there is
life...is it true?"
GUY 1:"So many say so,but it has not been
scientifically proven."
When he left the interview room, he went
straight to his uneducated friend and gave him
all the answers.
Second guy's interview also started:
QN 1:"When were you born?"
GUY 2:"It was supposed to be 1960 but it was
postponed to 1961."
QN 2:"What!! Who is your father?"
GUY 2:"So many participated but it was
Mwalimu Nyerere who finalized it."
QN 3:"Oh My God!! Are u CRAZY"
GUY 2:"So many say so but it has not been
scientifically proven!"
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As a pan Nigerian, I want to congratulate
President-Elect, Rtd GMB.
Obviously I didn't vote for you because of your
age, your antecedents especially what you did
when you lost the elections in 2011(the
bloodbath), some of the corrupt persons(to my
ranking) around you, your hatred for free press,
your tribal sentiments, your silence over the
senseless killings in the North, that a set of
people are born to rule in a free country in a
21st century and how your forbears including
you didn't address the Niger Delta
environmental degradation and infrastructural
decay despite the huge resources the region
gives to the federation inspite of the many years
the North has ruled the nation but most
importantly that you will take away my right to
worship and impose an alien religion to me by
islamizing my nation(I think I was made to
believe). Sir the list is endless.
However, by over 2million votes, you are now
the President-Elect. Welcome on board. Like
every Nigerian you will have to address my fears
inorder to buy my confidence that you will be
fair to all, you will allow free press, that I will
not be judged based on where am coming from
by reason of tribe or language to be considered
placement into any office anywhere in the
country but only on the basis of merit.
Let me add Sir, the days ahead will be
challenging, the Nigeria of the military era is not
the Nigeria of today, I'm aware you know
because things have changed, your popular
slogan. Corruption is at its highest crescendo,
the rich gets richer while the poor gets poorer,
the east west road urgently needs attention,
power instability, the dollarization of the naira,
criminality, nepotism, ethnicity, crisis in the
judiciary, tribalism, kidnapping and armed
robbery, godfatherism, incessant strikes,
insecurity, poverty, unemployment, the bad
roads, the rot in the health and education sector
(please see to the education of my almajiri
brothers and girl child education). I forgot to
add Niger Delta needs real development(hmmm,
please don't play politics with this one) and
don't even go near the islamization of anybody
(the resistance will be bloody). Sir, Nigeria is not
Hausa, Yoruba or Igbo or even North and South.
History and time have enlightened us Nigeria is
bigger than the trio. Give us the feeling of
"Nigerianess". Do not let things degenerate so
we do not disintegrate. You were given a baton
of one Nigeria, do hand same to the next
peacefully when your days are due.
The challenges are numerous but you said you
will fix it so you chanted "change". In your
words, "Nigerians, you voted for change and
change is here". We embrace the change.
Let me gently submit, the same mouth that
shouted "here comes the saviour" when the
going was sweet also shouted "crucify him"!
Nigerians cannot love you more than they love
their country. So if you don't want us to shout
"Revolution" down the line, keep to your words
by giving us the much anticipated change.
I shall hold you in my prayers. May God grant
you the desired wisdom.
Congratulations and I wish you goodluck.
*ForTheLoveOfCountry*

*I know a man who isn't involved in elections
with bloodshed! His ambition is not worth
anyone's blood or death. *I know a man who is
ready to accept defeat provided he sets good
electoral Process! *I know a man who has a true
spirit of sportsmanship by reaching out to the
winner. *I know a true leader! *I know the first
Nigerian President to conduct a FREE, FAIR and
CREDIBLE Elections regardless of the outcome!
*He is President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan GCFR!
*A true democrat and Statesman You are The
Best! God bless you sir.

Now that GEJ is gone,I wait to hear.....
*The return of Chibok girls....
*An end of boko haram,hmmmm this may be
possible shaa
*The value of naira equivalent to the value of
the dollar....
*The stabilization of global oil price....
*The total eradication of corruption and corrupt
politicians...
*Welfare payment to youths and unemployed
graduates...
*The total war against hunger and poverty...
*Making our refineries very operational...
*An end to importation of petroleum products...
*And many more...
Just name it and I just hope someone won't say
am expecting so much in just four years from a
new government inheriting as it were some
''mess''? After all, this are campaign promises...
Once again,welcome on board Mr. President-
Elect Muhammadu Buhari
Congratulations Sir, the greatest stress of your
life starts now!!!!!!

Now that GEJ is gone,I wait to hear.....
*The return of Chibok girls....
*An end of boko haram,hmmmm this may be
possible shaa
*The value of naira equivalent to the value of
the dollar....
*The stabilization of global oil price....
*The total eradication of corruption and corrupt
politicians...
*Welfare payment to youths and unemployed
graduates...
*The total war against hunger and poverty...
*Making our refineries very operational...
*An end to importation of petroleum products...
*And many more...
Just name it and I just hope someone won't say
am expecting so much in just four years from a
new government inheriting as it were some
''mess''? After all, this are campaign promises...
Once again,welcome on board Mr. President-
Elect Muhammadu Buhari
Congratulations Sir, the greatest stress of your
life starts now!!!!!!

Now that GEJ is gone,I wait to hear.....
*The return of Chibok girls....
*An end of boko haram,hmmmm this may be
possible shaa
*The value of naira equivalent to the value of
the dollar....
*The stabilization of global oil price....
*The total eradication of corruption and corrupt
politicians...
*Welfare payment to youths and unemployed
graduates...
*The total war against hunger and poverty...
*Making our refineries very operational...
*An end to importation of petroleum products...
*And many more...
Just name it and I just hope someone won't say
am expecting so much in just four years from a
new government inheriting as it were some
''mess''? After all, this are campaign promises...
Once again,welcome on board Mr. President-
Elect Muhammadu Buhari
Congratulations Sir, the greatest stress of your
life starts now!!!!!!

"Be carefull, what opened ADAM'S eyes closed
ABACHA'S eyes"
# fornication_and_adultery_kills "Be carefull, what opened ADAM'S eyes closed
ABACHA'S eyes"
# fornication_and_adultery_kills

The president of the United States, Barack
Obama, on Monday March 23, sent a
special message to Nigerians regarding the
upcoming elections, urging that the voting
exercise be carried out peacefully.

Here are five quotes from Obama’s message
that members of the All Progressives
Congress (APC) are very uncomfortable with:

1. “Nigeria is a great nation and you can be
proud of the progress you’ve made.”
Obama acknowledges that Nigeria has made
tremendous progress that we can be proud
of. Listening to the APC’s message you would
think that Nigeria is not working, and Obama
rightly points out that we have made
progress under the present Jonathan
administration.
Who would want uncertain change over the
chance to keep progressing?

2. “Together, you won your independence,
emerged from military rule, and
strengthened democratic institutions.”
Read the quote again. Obama says there is
no going back to military rule. Do we want to
go back to being bound by the shackles of
dictatorship? Buhari says he is a “reformed
democrat” but as we all know a leopard
doesn’t change its spots.

3. “You’ve worked hard to improve the
lives of your families and to build the
largest economy in Africa.”
Contrary to all the lies that the APC has been
trying to sell, our economy is progressing,
and it did not become the largest economy in
Africa by chance but by the good policies of
the Jonathan administration. Obama states
this fact whilst acknowledging that the lives
of Nigerians have improved, and thereby
showing the APC to be liars.

4. “Violence has no place in democratic
elections — and that they will not incite,
support or engage in any kind of violence
— before, during, or after the votes are
counted.”
When violence is mentioned, Nigerians cannot
extricate General Buhari from his famous
statement before the 2011 elections and his
famous silence after his supporters went
wild. The Blood of Dog and Baboon statement
recently made concerning the 2015 elections
still echoes deeply. The APC is threatening a
parallel government also… Obama’s speech is
a clear warning against that.

5. “Boko Haram wants to destroy Nigeria
and all that you have worked to build. By
casting your ballot, you can help secure
your nation’s progress.”
Secure your nation’s progress. Don’t change
your fortunes.

Obama’s call on Nigeria to secure our
progress is like a call to retain President
Jonathan under whose presidency this
progress has been achieved. As it is ill
advised to change a commander-in-chief
during war, Nigerians must fight together and
eliminate Boko Haram with the armed forces
who are presently winning the war and
sustain this momentum.

Obama also said: ”in this task of advancing
the security, prosperity, and human rights of
all Nigerians, you will continue to have a
friend and partner in the United States of
America.”

Lest we forget, Nigerians are still much aware
of the flagrant violation of human rights
under General Buhari, resulting in a rupture
in diplomatic relations with the UK and
others.

asks Muhammadu Buhari, the
APC presidential candidate, three
questions that challenge his capability to
bring on the change Nigerians are waiting
for.
It is true that Nigerians crave for positive

change that would bring about sustainable
socioeconomic growth and development to
Nigeria. The APC and Muhammadu Buhari, its
presidential candidate, have been skillfully
using “change” as a keyword in their
campaigns.

Based on perception of the concept of
“change” created by the APC, Nigerians may
be divided into three categories:
1) those convinced that Buhari and the APC
cannot bring about the change Nigeria needs,

2) those seriously pondering over the
possibility of the APC to induce the change,
and

3) those assuming that the APC can provide
the change Nigerians long for.
As far as I belong to the second category, I
would like to examine the capability of Buhari
and the APC by putting forward the following
questions for Buhari:

“Am I physically and mentally capable
enough to pilot Nigeria’s affairs?”
We are living in the era of information.
Demographic and technological changes, as
well as global economic challenges are
impacting the survival of a nation. Therefore,
Nigeria, which hosts about 180 million
people, needs an open-minded, young,
vibrant and well-educated leader in order to
thrive and function successfully. However,
Buhari is old, and we all know that old age is
usually followed by weakness. He has not
received any formal education and appears
to lack important analytical and problem-
solving skills that are needed to confront local
and global issues Nigeria is facing.

Moreover, old age also comes with illnesses.
The common diseases associated with age are
the central nervous and cardiovascular
diseases. Memory loss is a typical central
nervous disorder for ageing people. Buhari
couldn’t remember the name of his running
mate and what “INEC” stands for. Does it
make sense to elect a leader who is already
showing symptoms of memory loss and other
age-related complications?
Recently, the running mate of the retired
general, professor Yemi Osinbajo, made it
clear to Nigerians that he had “prepared
himself to rule Nigeria once something bad
[death] befalls Buhari” if Buhari is elected
president!

It can therefore be inferred that Yemi
Osinbajo is already anticipating that Buhari
will not last long on the presidential throne if
elected president come March 28, 2015! Does
Nigeria need a president who might die in the
office?

Ayodele Fayose, Ekiti state governor, must
have analyzed this situation before stating
the “absolute conclusion and truth” that
Buhari himself does not have the required
physical and mental capabilities to rule a
nation. Therefore, he is not able to bring
about the change Nigerians are looking for!

“Am I truthful to Nigerians?”
Buhari said he borrowed N27 million from
the bank to purchase his presidential form.
But, at the same time his wife donated about
N135 million or more to Adamawa IDPs!
Buhari states he does not have any property
and assets and lives on his pension. However,
he was able to borrow money from the bank
to power his presidential campaigns in 2003,
2007 and 2011. Could the bank dish out
billions of naira three consecutive times to
someone who doesn’t provide any collateral?

I am strongly convinced Buhari is yet to tell
Nigerians the truth about who he really is
and what amount of wealth he accrued for
himself from state treasury when he was the
head of state, PTF and NNPC! Buhari is a
pretender, and a pretender cannot effect the
positive change Nigerians are longing for!

“Can a lying political party bring about
positive change?”

The APC is now denoted as a party of “one
week – one lie”. Let’s take a few examples of
obvious lies the APC has told Nigerians this
year, 2015.
In January, the vice-presidential candidate of
the APC, professor Yemi Osinbajo, posted a
photo of Reinhard Bonnke’s crusade in the
media and lied to Nigerians that the
mammoth crowd on the photo represent
Nigerians awaiting Buhari during the APC rally
in Kano. Can a lying pastor and attorney
bring on the change Nigerians yearn for?
In February, the APC lied to Nigerians that
Buhari did not undergo any medical
examination during his visit to the UK. In
order to authenticate this lie, the APC stated
that Buhari had a meeting with Tony Blair,
former British prime minister, providing a
photo of a previously arranged interview
Buhari had with Kemi in Abuja. Can a party
that consistently lies so as to seize the power
be the change we need in Nigeria?
Read also: I Met Buhari On Saturday — Tony
Blair

To sum it up, the above facts show that the
APC, full of lies and propaganda, does not
represent the change Nigeria craves for.
Open your eyes and save Nigeria’s future
with your vote!

God bless Nigeria, God bless us all.

1. Sahara Reporters insult the President
everyday (no problem) 2. Premium Times enjoy
giving false information about the President(no
problem) 3. The nation newspaper indict the
president daily (no problem) 4. Other APC media
quarters write and say nonsense about the
president daily(no problem). 5. ChannelsTV
broadcast anti-GEJ adverts daily (no fire) Then,
1. NTA transmitted documentary on Buhari( NTA
jos catches fire) 2. ITV reveals the corrupt
members of APC in a documentary (ITV Benin
catches fire) 3. AIT transmitted documentary on
Buhari and Tinubu(Ait lagos catches fire). Now,
you know who are the saboteurs of Nigerians
democracy. Vote wisely. Or be ready to lose
your freedom of information even online.

Buhari is a Professional Dictator who is so
Old and Desperate to turn Nigeria into a
nightmare.

August 21, 1986. 1,700 people and 3,000
herds of cattle and other livestock died
after the eruption of a volcanic Lake Nyos
in Cameroon.
The Lake represents the biggest ecological
(flood) threat to Nigeria.
This disaster, if allowed to occur, will destroy
several states in Nigeria especially Taraba,
Benue, Cross River, Kogi and Delta and it is
imminent. (Think about Haiti for 1 Minute,
that’s a real Disaster there!)
What did Jonathan do?
Yes it his Job (Hian)! Were there not many
other governments and Presidents in this
Country that did nothing about it? But no, he
would not wickedly, or like the others before
him ignore the future’s ugly reality.
President Jonathan gave competent Female
Minister Mrs. Sarah Ochekpe the go-ahead
and approved 100% funding of $1bn for one
of the country’s most ambitious Projects; the
Kashimbilla Multipurpose Buffer Dam Project
which will not just prevent the devastating
flood but harness its potentials to become a
Major Source of Life.
The Dam presently at over 90% completion
will now serve to ensure; Water Supply
(60,000 Cu.m/Day), Irrigation (Net – 2,000Ha)
and provide Electricity – Hydropower
generation: (40MW).
The Scope of the Project covers:
Construction of the Main Dam; Construction
of Water Treatment Plant; Construction of an
Access Road; Construction of an Hydropower
Plant; Development of Irrigation
Network; Construction of Air Strip
and Rehabilitation of Kashimbilla – Jato-Aka
road (21km).
To date, remarkable progress has been
achieved in all the various parts of the
project. The Kashimbilla Dam project is
therefore a proactive preemptive response by
the Federal Government of Nigeria to the
report of the United Nations Environmental
Programme (UNEP) of great catastrophe that
might result from imminent collapse of Lake
Nyos.
What should be done for a man who has
done this much? Thank him!

You as a man, you got married to a beautiful queen, your queen becomes pregnant and carry the baby for 9 good month, and the day of delivery with high expectation, walking up and down, suddenly you heard your new born baby crying then you rush in with happiness to see your baby, on looking in the bed and you saw this kind of baby. Please what will you do .

why do men always wake up like this in the morning? #why

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Weneva u touch a gurl's breast,d
followin hapens 2 her
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I PRAY DAT D LORD TAKE AWAY D DEMONIC URGE
2 COMMIT SEXUAL
SIN OUT OF UR LIFE,IN D MIGHTY
NAME OF JESUS!!!

Where can I get pure honey, I mean pure honey in Aka Ibom

Never Again will I ever sleep, why the country Nigeria my father land, my mother's beauty is been destroyed in the hand of NORTHERN. NEVER AGAIN!!!.

This is was is called epitome and beauty of DEMOCRACY full stop