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ProgrammingRe: How Do You developers advertise Your New App? by paulnewplay: 3:31am On May 11, 2019
Why not tell ppl here the name of ur app,some may download it and collectively u may get more than what facebook gave u. Omo is this what i was getting into?
ProgrammingRe: I Seriously Want To Learn CSS, HTML, Python And Javascript by paulnewplay: 9:22am On May 10, 2019
Jabi200:
I started by learning html and CSS and JavaScript using tutorialpoint then I learnt java using thenewboston on YouTube. It took me 2 years beause I was going to work everyday. It should take you less if you have somebody paying your bills.
ok. Actually i hav no job and my chances of getting anything non-menial/deadend is practically zero. I hav accomodation nd some crappy food to eat but nothing else. Broke as a joke.
It's definitely easier if u r eating free food nd not paying rent. Luckily for you your job mustnt hav been 8a-8p jobs like i see over here for some folks. Modern day slavery.
The newboston guy is no more posting on youtube wonder why but theyre now tonnes of other youtubers with tutorials on languages. though (mainly indians). (this unrelated but i'm wondering)So ... Now you are mature are you still on d same job or hav u quit to switch careers (assuming ur job was in an unrelated field).
ProgrammingRe: Questions For android Developers by paulnewplay(op): 9:00am On May 10, 2019
SilverG33k:
Bro, even if I answer your questions, you'll need to do research on your own, people don't usually have time for this kind of questions

1. Its easy to learn, and you don't necessarily need maths, it all depends on what you're trying to build, I've been an Android dev for 3 years now and the calculations I've done are the simple ones... Maybe I'm just avoiding projects that require complex calculations lol

2. This question is weakening lol, well I can proudly say I learnt Java and Android programming on my own, its faster if you learn from an expert tho... Computer school? I can't answer that

3. Bro, forgerrit cheesy

4. Don't ask this question biko, people won't take you serious... Just do what you love, that's the main thing, I know both, I do Android

5..... No comment

6. Brohuh Like you've never used your ATM to pay online before?

7. This one thinks this thing is Yahoo, lol...

8. Yes you can make a living with it... But with these questions... Not a good start

9. Nah, I don't have any single material, even if I have... Do research bro, nobody get time

And biko, its Mobile development or developer... Not phone programming
you just attacked me like police dog and tear me to pieces bf i land. Abeg take it easy.
I've bought stuff online once and it was with a usd based card i got from zenith bank. This was in 2011 so i was thinking if google play requires dollar card or paypal to pay for d account. Such info i cant get online no matter how i "research". 2) for receiving paymnt i am wondering if i hav to hav a dorm or is dom account. And valid govt issued id,again i dont know so i ask? Cant get this info online anywhere so i ask here.

3) i want to make money at least something that can pay d bills. Yeah,i will also b doing what i love but my primary motivation is money,love comes nxt. If no pepper in it,i may still learn it cuz i'm curious about coding but it will b much later. I am upfront about wanting to make money, y do you and others hav an issue with that? Anyway ... Thanks for responding. Will try and create an account with my naira card bf i wack that N15k wey dey dia? The paymnt will seal my commitmnt
ProgrammingRe: I Am In Interested In Android Developmnt Can Some1 Help Me? by paulnewplay(op): 8:43am On May 10, 2019
Anagha123:
Let me answer your questions.

1. it's not hard to learn, you only need dedication and discipline.

2. you can teach yourself but I will not advise you to do so. It will take like 2 months depending on your consistency in learning.

3. Don't let your motive be money but you can make money from it depending on the App you are creating. Also, there is a chance of you getting a job in a firm.

4. I will say creating android apps is more lucrative as everybody now used an android phone

5. You can enroll for a course online on android development. There are various school you can attend in Abuja, google is your friend.

6. It is easy but first go and learn Java before talking about payment. Google charge $25 before opening a developer account. It is a one time fee.

7. That is not a problem. Go and create the app first before talking about payment.

8. Yes if you are very good.

9. Code.org, Codeacademy, udemy.com, GitHub, etc

I will advise you not to focus on money.

Follow your passion and money will follow you.
Dude,thanks for sharing. Your advice is the first comprehensive reply to my plea. God bless you. Continue to help others.
ProgrammingRe: I Seriously Want To Learn CSS, HTML, Python And Javascript by paulnewplay: 8:39am On May 10, 2019
modestbrowser:
I stream it on udemy
whats d diff btwn streaming (sounds like screaming ) and downloading? What isp dyu use anyway?
ProgrammingRe: I Seriously Want To Learn CSS, HTML, Python And Javascript by paulnewplay: 8:37am On May 10, 2019
chivirunum:
You don't really need any udemy course to learn these skills, just get a good tutorial on youtube and get started, then you can download free pdfs. i became a full stack developer using just youtube and books.
What books n resources did u use can u list them. How long did it take you to go from red to green (i.e noob to (Master P the last) Don). Kidding about d master P part ... Share to encourage upstrts like us.
ProgrammingRe: I Am In Interested In Android Developmnt Can Some1 Help Me? by paulnewplay(op): 8:27am On May 10, 2019
SilverG33k:
Jesus, are you for real? You don't own an Android and you want to be a developer? Look at the manner you replied... I'm disappointed
i'm just poor ,my family isnt poor per se they just shun me, that's it. I have a computer though,acquired it this yr,so it can run d android sdk, how about strting from there. I meant to say "whatsap don expire from my phone tey tey". Dude i'm serious about earning a serious buck online,article writing is a no-no for me. No money for data and chasing 5000 words for $1. No money to doing youtube,i need about $1k+ for camera nd equipmnts,i've not even mentioned electricity yet. Besides wetin i go talk for camera. My options are web dev or phone dev.
I am also genuinely interested in coding. So if you can help do so.
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Find It Had To Reciprocate Good Gestures From Their Boyfriends? by paulnewplay: 2:59am On May 08, 2019
soul95:
But that's what ladies like. By nature, I'm an altruist, I believe in doing good not for any hidden motive,but because that's my nature. My major observation with the ladies is that women mostly disrespect you if you are good to them (and no I'm not asking them out or intending to sleep with them, I'm just being me, sincere, principled and honest), and funny enough some of the girls are not even my level (no pride, as a rule I don't discriminate, I feel very much comfortable taking with a homeless man as talking with some corporate big shot), but the girls just start being deliberately disrespectful. So most times it just ends there.

Then there was a time I went through serious depression (when I'm depressed I don't cry, but I get easily upset and have this mean cold Machiavellian face), guest what: the ladies were flashing the green light left right centre, surprise breakfasts from neighbours in night gowns with nothing under, the winks, the bosom pressing against the arm, the flirty texts. Funny thing was I did not even respond to any, I was hurting deep inside to care about stuff like that (and no I don't use sex or any thing to drown my sorrows, except maybe music).

I've had a very pretty girlfriend that used to mess up big time, once I got tired of her matter (na school my papa send me, make i focus on studies), I just completely fash her matter, this girl just got my keys, started so much attention, she would spend 3 days and 5 nights out of the week in my house, cook food with her money (I didn't tell her to), sometimes I would go on field trips to facilities only to come back and see a well prepared meal and sexy lingerie, man got tired. But anytime I truly showed this girl that I love her, if you see the kind of way she will misbehave eh...(you would think she is in partnership with my village people to destroy my soul). Last last, I just ended the matter, got serious with God,no sexual relationships for a while till marriage. But I've seen that behavioral pattern especially amongst pretty girls(highly educated by the way).

Women hold the rules of engagement in relationships. Once upon a time, to get the girl you had to be the best gentleman and her father must approve, so then all boys wanted to be gentleman, you know suits,hats, ball dances and all that. Nowadays, you have to be the bad boy, so boys lie, dress irresponsibly in the name of swag and even join cult to form rugged to impress women (me sef e dey baffle me). So you girls made the call, don't complain.
i've noticed this phenomenom too. Even dirty local illiterate women will b shunning u and u'll b wondering what's blowing their heads up.
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Find It Had To Reciprocate Good Gestures From Their Boyfriends? by paulnewplay: 2:24am On May 08, 2019
DONADAMS:
yes, you're very right..reminds me of a girl I met sometime in October..liked her, and we dated. now since that October this gal never called me. whether she was broke I don't know(she's a student tho) buh I found it disgusting. now she liked me very much, even much more than I liked her buh she doesn't call , buh she flashes more than thrice everyday and expects me to call all times she flashed. I later stopped calling buh she kept flashing, she continued for days buh I didn't call so she stopped it. she confronted me on WhatsApp that I do not like her again..I asked why, she said cos I don't call again, I asked her if she had a conscience cos since we met she has never called me(though she has buh put together all the calls it hasn't been up 5mins). and she shouldn't make excuse about being broke cos she can't tell me she has gotten #100 for the past 6month..her reply was fvcking annoying.. she said she was sorry that it was my responsibility to call..I was like 'what is then your responsibily'? I no blame her sha..she's from the north and girls from the north are hardwired that way. the r/ship just died a natural death. after all I don't believe in long distance relationships,I met her during my finals days in school , I insisted we don't start any relationship cos it may not work, buh she insisted we did. it bothered me cos if a gal cannot reciprocate something as trivial as phonecalls , of what good s she? and na she go dey shout marriage, marriage..you 1 come turn liability for my house abi?
noticed this too. It's chronic stinginess nd miserliness. Women of this kind want to offload every expense to the man. The man pays for the phone call, the date, transportation to d date. If this kind call they'll b very catious to keep it under say N20-30! They think theyre smart but it gives off bad aura from them
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Find It Had To Reciprocate Good Gestures From Their Boyfriends? by paulnewplay: 1:22am On May 08, 2019
Acidosis:
Truth is if you enjoy the kind of attention the average woman enjoys on a daily basis, you wouldn't give a flying fck about who calls you or not.

If you want to understand the trick, try and date at least 4 women at the same time. It would take you around 2-3 days to realize you haven't heard from one of the four women. Why should you care or remember when 3 have gotten you overwhelmed with calls and chats?

Bottom line is many of you guys are nothing but mere OPTIONS. That you make them your priority changes nothing.


[NB: This analogy is not applicable to those in serious and committed relationships though]
i concur with you. The issue is that in life men hav been pvssy-whipped by society. A woman has men on the side,men to fvck,men that are atms and men for friendship. 99% of women do but they keep it secret. A man having options is shamed as a womaniser! Now, wen the woman finds a man she likes she suddenly expects the man to commit to only her even if the man isnt so into her. Mayb he's rich,successful or handsome. If they had sexx she accusses him of using her. Turn things around,if the woman isnt into a man or she finds a better catch,she dumps the dude like trash,without a second thought. No explanation,no decorum nothing. The best thing for a man is to date many women concurrently until he finds the one he is really into just like women do. Options is power.
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Find It Had To Reciprocate Good Gestures From Their Boyfriends? by paulnewplay:
Imoh555:
Do you know that In Nigeria, once the man stops calling, some relationship will just die a natural death?? I really just want to know why ladies always wants the man to do almost everything but they don't want to do or contribute anything yet they clamour for equal rights and feminism (let's not talk about that today) ever hear a lady say help me do so and so thing and guys will rush to do it..

But try telling a lady to help you carry your bag, you will hear something like do you want to kill me don't you know I'm a lady? My question is that is it appointed for men to suffer and always do the hard stuffs while ladies relax and get everything done for them and always be at the receiving end? I am very equal in my relationship we either split bills or work on projects together I don't have time to be worshiping any woman, Jesus died for everyone and not just for women alone that men should always be paying for their sins by living life for the ladies..

I was chyking one babe last December and I noticed she hardly ever calls even if I send airtime she liked me no doubt and was giving it to me hot, so I decided not to call for a week to see if she was gonna call and I ignored her whatsapp massages na so we take dey silent since February till now..

She called last night to ask if everything was OK and why I don't call and I asked her if she knew the phone works both ways...

Ladies please some of you should upgrade. A relationship is a 50/50 thing. For me I pay for our outings today you pay tomorrow or we contribute money and do whatever chills we want, you call I call, you text I text, you buy me gifts I reciprocate. Someone said I'm too strict that she can't date me I just told her I'm not strict that I just don't entertain mediocrity and I'm too tall to be bowing down to worship a woman who contributes absolutely nothing to my life.......

Make una no mind my rant,na bread and avocado wey I eat dey sweet me.... But let's learn to practice equality....if I have all it takes I'll provide for my woman but she just has to reciprocate in her own little way just to show me she cares too... Hope I made small sense
The reason is that women ,are in 9ja nd in general, are intoxicated by their vag1nas . They all think everyman that shws an interest in them wants pvssy. And if u wnt pvssy, you'll put up with any insult jst to get it.
If a womn insults u,and u still stay,in her mind she ranks u as very thirsty-for pvssy. She'll then increase the volume of d insult.
If you keep being nice and accomodating- she'll eventually destroy d relationship with insult.
Women are unrealistically proud.
They have an overinflated image of themselves.
So,when they see a man who doesnt take their sh*t,they either let d relationship die -out of pride or they capitulate nd bow.
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Find It Had To Reciprocate Good Gestures From Their Boyfriends? by paulnewplay: 4:31pm On May 07, 2019
ubunja:
the best way to fail with women is to be perfect. Men don't get that logic. Because it's not logic. It's female logic. Which is always backward and reverse and upside down. The things that don't make sense are the things that pull women to you. It's fvcked up. It's like some code of sorts.

New material definitely coming up. Being a Gemini, my mind is always changing. So I can make a list of topics I will present on, but at the last minute change and present topics on other things.
are u really female in real life?
You seem like a man behind that pink f.
Anyway ur advce is spot on
ProgrammingRe: How Do I,a Noob,get Strted On Android Development? by paulnewplay(op): 3:38pm On May 07, 2019
Go over the questions and answer them one by one. I need guidance
ProgrammingRe: Questions For android Developers by paulnewplay(op): 3:36pm On May 07, 2019
i hav no answers? Can you reader help out?
ProgrammingRe: I Am In Interested In Android Developmnt Can Some1 Help Me? by paulnewplay(op): 3:34pm On May 07, 2019
Anagha123:
I will advise you to join a WhatsApp group about web development and Android.


I have a group, just DM and I will add you.



It is free.
you post question on facebook but go to twitter to get the replies! My nokia phone is 2012 edition. Android don expire for my phone tey tey! I cant get on whatsap even if my life depended on it and i no get money for new phone. If you wanna help u post ur replies here.
ProgrammingRe: Secretary For Software Company Needed by paulnewplay: 1:18pm On May 07, 2019
would you hire transvestites? Or transgendered?
ProgrammingRe: I Am In Interested In Android Developmnt Can Some1 Help Me? by paulnewplay(op): 1:14pm On May 07, 2019
I still need help nd guidance
ProgrammingRe: Questions For android Developers by paulnewplay(op): 1:11pm On May 07, 2019
I need guidance so if u can help do so
ProgrammingRe: How Do I,a Noob,get Strted On Android Development? by paulnewplay(op): 1:07pm On May 07, 2019
i need guidance
ProgrammingRe: Questions For An Android Programmer by paulnewplay(op): 1:04pm On May 07, 2019
Your responses are needed. I need guidance on this issue
ProgrammingRe: I Am In Interested In Android Developmnt Can Some1 Help Me? by paulnewplay(op): 12:48pm On May 07, 2019
paulnewplay: Hello,
i'm interested in phone programming because i hear tht you can make some money from it but i hav some questions that i cant get answers to.

1) is it hard to learn,do i need maths?

2) can i teach myself nd become good? If so how long will it take (from noob programming knowledge to hosting app on store)?
Or am i better off going to a computer school

3) can i make money from it? By putting apps on the playstore, if so can i earn a full time living on it or is the market already saturated?

4) which is more lucrative,android or webdesigning?

5) if i have to go to school which would you recommend in abuja that is pocket friendly?

6) How do i pay for a developer account from nigeria? Or do i need to hav a usd account with my bank?

7) if i can make money,how do i withdraw the money,do i need a dom account ?

cool can i get a job as a phone developer in nigeria with no degree?

9) can youhelp me with free resources to learn with?

Pls Reply. Thanks.
ProgrammingRe: How Do I ,a Noob,get Strted In Android Dev ? by paulnewplay(op): 12:45pm On May 07, 2019
No replies yet!
ProgrammingI Am In Interested In Android Developmnt Can Some1 Help Me? by paulnewplay(op): 12:43pm On May 07, 2019
I am rephrasing incase the title was d issue
ProgrammingRe: Creative Programmer Needed by paulnewplay: 12:39pm On May 07, 2019
@wenfiltech
Split your job roles into 2. 1) web dev 2) mobile.
That way you get the best of specialists. If you hav money to send to conferences and offer training then such costs should b nothing to you. In the web space consider further splitting: front end and ui/ux and backend. In d mobile space: split further: android,ios
ProgrammingRe: How Do I ,a Noob,get Strted In Android Dev ? by paulnewplay(op): 10:00am On May 07, 2019
no replies yet!
ProgrammingRe: How Do I ,a Noob,get Strted In Android Dev ? by paulnewplay(op):
paulnewplay: Hello,
i'm interested in phone programming because i hear tht you can make some money from it but i hav some questions that i cant get answers to.

1) is it hard to learn,do i need maths?

2) can i teach myself nd become good? If so how long will it take (from noob programming knowledge to hosting app on store)?
Or am i better off going to a computer school

3) can i make money from it? By putting apps on the playstore, if so can i earn a full time living on it or is the market already saturated?

4) which is more lucrative,android or webdesigning?

5) if i have to go to school which would you recommend in abuja that is pocket friendly?

6) How do i pay for a developer account from nigeria? Or do i need to hav a usd account with my bank?
7) if i can make money,how do i withdraw the money,do i need a dom account ?
cool can i get a job as a phone developer in nigeria with no degree?

9) can youhelp me with free resources to learn with?

Pls Reply. Thanks.
ProgrammingRe: How Do I,a Noob,get Strted On Android Development? by paulnewplay(op): 7:23am On May 07, 2019
paulnewplay: Hello,
i'm interested in phone programming because i hear tht you can make some money from it but i hav some questions that i cant get answers to.

1) is it hard to learn,do i need maths?

2) can i teach myself nd become good? If so how long will it take (from noob programming knowledge to hosting app on store)?
Or am i better off going to a computer school

3) can i make money from it? By putting apps on the playstore, if so can i earn a full time living on it or is the market already saturated?

4) which is more lucrative,android or webdesigning?

5) if i have to go to school which would you recommend in abuja that is pocket friendly?

6) How do i pay for a developer account from nigeria? Or do i need to hav a usd account with my bank?

7) if i can make money,how do i withdraw the money,do i need a dom account ?

cool can i get a job as a phone developer in nigeria with no degree?

9) can youhelp me with free resources to learn with?

Pls Reply. Thanks.
ProgrammingHow Do I,a Noob,get Strted On Android Development? by paulnewplay(op): 7:18am On May 07, 2019
basically rephrasing my other topics since nobody was replying.
ProgrammingHow Do I ,a Noob,get Strted In Android Dev ? by paulnewplay(op): 7:13am On May 07, 2019
basically rephrasing my other topics since nobody was replying.
ProgrammingRe: Questions For android Developers by paulnewplay(op): 7:04am On May 07, 2019
60 views nd no response!
ProgrammingRe: Questions For An Android Programmer by paulnewplay(op): 6:53am On May 07, 2019
Lifephreaks:
Yes you can and I've got a list of Android Apps that can help.

Here's it.

https://lifephreaks.com/top-10-best-android-apps-to-learn-programming-2018/
I believe that you referred me to ur blog to get more clicks. It wasnt helpful. If you want to help go thru my question lists and answer each one by one. Questions about how to setup an account were all ignored. Questions on how long it takes were ignored. You can do better than this!

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