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Suswam msnt escape....dt Bastard must be caught

dsame man dt said he will create job fr all d youths wen elected...lemme c hw he is gonna do dt

gohome,989900,u guys re jst too much...dis is d first tym i actually went tru 7 pages on nairaland n read every single post...all tnx to u guys

lemme reply u based on wia am serving dts if u re a copper...d problem is frm NYSC n nt INEC...d money is already wit NYSC n its left fr dem to dispose it off to coppers buh if u nt serving,ur SPO suppose to have paid u cz INEC hs given all d necessary funds to d various SPO..so if u re a copper n hvnt seen ur cash,go n hold NYSC buh if u nt serving,go n hold ur SPO

karara...dt alone cn mk one use 2 gallons f palmoil cz its itches alone is outta dis world...rmembas dose good old days..rubbed it on our teachers sit n table...d moment dt woman strtd itching evrywia,even d teachers around taught she ws mad..since dt day,she turn ice water cz evrywia she goes,na palmoil de acompany her

she sat down till ur mom finished cooking and even asked her wia she wnts d fud?...to make matters worst,she totally declined d food nt dt she even made an attempt to walk into d kitchen n get fud fr d guy...nt a gud sign..nt a gud sign

una wnt mk govt do evrytin for una...wen de wia goin dia to stat business,y didnt u guys stop dem?...did govt chop part f d moni wey dem mak?

i wn shyt

i hate Wednesdays

Eghosa1:
I should visit the Igbo-Ukwu museum later this month and hopefully the Abia National war museum. Nigeria sure has history and wonderful tourism sites from north to south, east to west.

must u quote evrytin before u comment?...na wa to some pple sha

all dis Abacha loot na set up..apart frm him killin pple usin al-mustapha,Nigeria ws at a steady level..evrytin ws moving on fyn

d best president naija ever had until yar'adua supressed him

welcome ya'll to the gateway state...welcome welcome welcome...at least,i no b otondo ani more cz i dn tire fr dt name...waiting for ya'll fellas to b outta dia..i rep C14..Abk south..Band CDS

June24th:
To me, govt parastatals like ministries nd local govts make sense as dey don't stress u too much nd u even av enof time for ur self unlike private coys/schools dat will drain d last sweat in u..
It all depends on ur rapport wit ur employer sha, all d same I'm wishing u da best ppa

lol..i teach in a private sch..i close anitym i wnt n de also provide accommodation n pay 4k...coppers in ministries do ntin buh sit down all day n de re nt allowed to leave til its 5...buh nt all private schls sha buh d tin bout dose private schls is dt most f dem giv accommodation n de also pay buh ministries dnt do dt at all...de only pay f wich no batch c corp member hs been paid...buh local govt make sence wella...de pay n also giv accommodation lik 10k

June24th:
To me, govt parastatals like ministries nd local govts make sense as dey don't stress u too much nd u even av enof time for ur self unlike private coys/schools dat will drain d last sweat in u..
It all depends on ur rapport wit ur employer sha, all d same I'm wishing u da best ppa

lol..i teach in a private sch..i close anitym i wnt n de also provide accommodation n pay 4k...coppers in ministries do ntin buh sit down all day n de re nt allowed to leave til its 5...buh nt all private schls sha buh d tin bout dose private schls is dt most f dem giv accommodation n de also pay buh ministries dnt do dt at all...de only pay f wich no batch c corp member hs been paid

Jst wondering what manner of lie is this or who was he trying to impress

raykelz:
I heard d camp officials are strict is it true?+ is parade compulsory or is it escapeable

everybodi must put on d strict face na if nt it wil b lawless dia...parade is compulsory..only band recruits n doctors dnt go for drills...band recruits wil b at dia rehearsals wyl doctors wil b at d clinic...camping is jst sweet hia cz its less stressful unlik oda states dt dnt even hv hall fr lectures buh hia,u wil b chilin insyd d stadium during d lectures...sports n lectures re all done insyd d stadium...nt ani hw stadium buh a very good stadium at dt

sugarp:
Thinking of ABC transport. Have problem with hight, so macopolo is out the game.

lol..ok den buh ABC dnt go by night sha...

sugarp:
Will take lag bus tomorrow from akwanga. See ya in camp.

take macopolo o...dose small buses cnt b trusted n u wil b tired before u even arrive unlik d marcopolo wia u wil b comfy n u wil get a good slip

Dparagon:
So after traveling from a very far distance, they won't allow anyone access to the camp? At least to pass the night there. How's the multipurpose hall like,(security, location/environment etc).

d multipurpose hall is insyd d camp...u wil b allowed insyd buh wnt b registered so u wnt b allowed to enta d hostel until d next day...ogun is very secured ,most especially d camp.....d environment is xtremly cool..tilled road n well organized lawns....its clean too...no mosquitoes... u hv no problem if its d camp bro..its a 5 star camp

Samguine:
Bro, you would be paid your first allowance in camp. Why that of last year was like that was because it was an impromptu matter. And it wasn't only in Ogun State. It was nationwide. This time, it wouldn't be like that.

de wil b paid june alawee in camp buh wnt b paid may...last tym at a meeting,batch b stream 2 asked if de wil pass out same tym wit dia mates stream 1 buh she said she hsnt gotten any info frm HQ...buh de wia nt pay august bcz de strtd september buh stream 1 strtd august

kingphilip:
hope u know a lagos bus Park at lafia


BTW do they allow people into the camp a day before

yes de do...buh no registration n u wnt b accommodated until tue..so u wil spend d nyt insyd d multipurpose hall...so is beta to arrive tue mrnin

skyinka:
yes dey wll pay us but dnt knw wen.......But I guess it wll b wen we get dere ...

no waste ur tym...u wnt b paid so u likely nt to pass out wit d odas...dts wt d state coordinator did to stream 2 batch b...

sugarp:
quote author=kingphilip post=33332004]I'm leaving very early on Monday morning

Heard ogun bus can only be gotten from jabi Park in abuja and it leaves very early before 6.30am so I'll b leaving at 5 or preferably earlier to catch up but the alternative route is to enter lagos bus and tell them u r dropping at ogun then make the driver aware I guess it'll b just fine

I will take Lagos bus then, I doubt if I can make it to jabi from lafia before 6:30am . Tnx

jst tk d nyt bus monday nyt...dnt waste ur tym goin to d park very early....cz if u arrive monday evenin,no registration will hold n de wnt giv u guys accommodation until tue mrnin..so u wil hv to spend d nyt insyd d hall....jst tk nyt bus n arrive tue mrnin n jst cntinue wit d registration...i do live in jos buh servin hia so i knw d stress

pls anibodi dts cmin frm a place dts more than 10hrs probably d north n middle belt,pls jst tk d nyt bus so dt u dnt stress urself at least,u wil arive in d mrnin n u must hv slept insyd d bus...cz as u de collect dose white n white so,na straight to parade ground

DamiEsan:
*side eyes to you* and you don't wanna reply my pm... ....there is God oo

sowi,wt did u say u study...lemme ask around n get bk to u?.....sha,it all depends on the local govt area dt u posted to

Taeewo:
Y nt if u can park it outside camp

no space to park outsyd camp...d camp is attached to a stadium so its jst lawns n tilled road dt u wil c dia....more over,u must knw sumone before u wil b allowed to go in wit ur car

sugarp:
My problem is that I don't know the easiest route to ogun between Abuja and benue. I live in lafia

Go to young shall grow motors which is at mararaba before d chek point monday evenin..take a nyt bus going to lagos n tell dem to drop u at shagamu.de wil drop u under a bridge at shagamu..climb ontop f d bridge n tak a bike to d camp..its 150 box...dt means u wil arrive tue mrnin which is d perfect time fr all d registrations

Oscarz:
I jus dey observe una, well, make i calm down. I was posted to Ogun too, stream 1. Please hu dey com from Umuahia wey know beta route i fit take, abegg make e help me. I don look google map tire.

take lagos car n stop at shagamu.de wil drop u under a bridge at shagamu or if de dnt,tell dem u wanna drop unda d bridge at shagamu.climb ontop of d bridge..from dia to d camp is 150 on bike...

Optional101:
Can someone drive his car to camp?

nope u cnt...dem go jst sieze am

mechelino:
Pls am coming from owerri...which transport company is stress free. Pls add me on WhatsApp 08063698276. Tnk u.

cross country

DamiEsan:
I want abeokuta ooo....wetin. I go do ooo

Abeokuta is dificult o....accomodation n all dt is xpensive..meanwile,i joined d band brigade so i ws automatically posted hia....am suppose to go to camp to recruit new members sha..mayb wil go nt sure yet...buh if u re able to make d band,d band coordinator helps in influencing d posting bcz band cds normally hv its cds in abeokuta or if u knw ani wia in abeokuta,de could jst request fr u through nysc n nysc wil hv to post u dia automatically