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I stil cant blive my eyes...Sha de didnt vote for party,de voted tribalism..Baba Jang wanted makin d tin family business..from him to his Cousin n d people of plateau said it should be rotated..guess dis translates evrytin

yup...he didnt..

Barrister Simon Lalong of the APC

Senator Gyang Nyam Shom Pwajok a.k.a GNS Pwajok of the PDP

haba naija...d whole tin is stil circulating within ya'll..y not bring a new face into this..Obj is bringing back his old thieves again..so wia is d change?...Old wine in some new kinda bottle wit new label

mbulela:
How can you be gullible enough to expect a miracle?
All I expect is that governance at the center will no longer be business as usual.
That is the only CHANGE i voted for.

hope dts d only change u hopin for

Dem never swear u in yet,u hv strted diverting frm ur campaign promises....wt wil nw happen if u get sworn in?

nikkygal:
Nice one! I'm fully in sync with this article, too much over parenting these days in Nigeria. No child can fully develop without taking risks, making mistakes or starting small. Let's encourage our kids to 'fail forward' and not be too timid to explore opportunities without the parents support. It's the only way you can have a fully rounded child equipped with all the necessary tools of a leader.

However, this article was not written by the OP. Please post your source, as I can remember i've read this story here on NL over 3years ago. Please don't take credit for another person's work.

** Let me check the NL archives, if I can still find the original article**

did d guy tell u he ws takin credit...if u chek d post self u wil c dt it is pure copy n paste so wts d biggie?.....u sabi spoil market sha o

it hs always been #50 buh u cn neva get it...go to dose fillin stations pictured above and ask,de wil tell u de dnt hv...buh my question is how do dis black maketers stil do get it?

mad


madder



madness

donjuviam:
Jesus is lord.
Busy cooking my banga soup

dis ur banga soup wey no de eva done...e dn turn stone ni?

vivacious01:
Plateau is next.

No..de cnt get plateau buh i know Benue is fr sure...PDP is stil workin in plateau n d APC gov. candidate in plateau state is totally nt a governorship material

Did anyone notice this? # NigeriaDecides
GMB won elections with total votes of (15,424,921)
While GEJ lost with total votes of (12,853,162)
Now see the Hand of GOD in this:
(1+5+4+2+4+9+2+1)= 28
(1+2+8+5+3+1+6+2)= 28
Can anyone define this?
And elections were held on March 28
I Love Naija … God is Great.

hahahahaha...wia all dose APC e-suporters....i lik naija joh...one tin nw n anoda tin lata...una must c change o

Hope we see a positive change

Its only Kano state dt pushed GEJ down if nt,GEJ ws winin all tru..its d first tym dt d APC re winnin since d election result strtd comin buh lets keep d faith...GMB n APC are goin to b knocked off soon

mehn....wahala de....wahala de....if APC wins,naija sure wil bcum an islamized state

I remembered dt which happened in Plateau State...old men n women n children all killed by dis Fulani men..n nw,una wnt mak i vote Fulani man to bcome president...make una no worri,a learner n a thief is beta dn a terrorist

2kris:
Wat is all these nonsense.....it as if these demons have declared jihad of idoma peps oohh....and the love of my life is an idoma girl

dia re Agatu Muslims....de re nt pure idoma's

breadandbutter:
You shall be beheaded soon insha Allah God bless the holy prophet Muhammad (pbuh). We will defeat all you infidels

ka ji wani wawa kuma.....dude,jst go n continue brushin dt fore head on d ground cz u need much sense in dose large head f urs....ediot....

POPdecorator:
90 what?
GEJ surpporters pls let's consider dis to not vote for him

imagin if ur brother or sister or relative was amoung that 90@person hw would u feel

we want no more killing in this nation and we can stop it by our vote
bcs our vote is a gun that can kill terorrist
pls vote for buhari for better nigeria

sai buhari
sai change
sai APC

toh.....den Buhari no b Fulani or wetin self....baboon!

abi..there is hope fr d hopeless o.....u for carry d moni wey u use buy form jst kuku dash ani f dose poor pple wey de around...what w waste...


by d way




















GEJ till 2019

Plateau - Vectra A especially d 2.0 n 1.8...jst recently some dudes re tryn out d Vectra B

p2t2r:
so you think you can just walk into someone's thread and say no need for it??....are you the thread police or what

broz,de gal de vex cz probably, she de do dsame tin

What will you do if it was you?

ya ki ke....walahi na gan ki gade nisa shi'ne na che in zo in same ki mu sasanta...yanzu walahi,ni ina son ki kuma ni barin iya barin nan ba sai kin yarda mini...toh,ya ze zama ne?

I was driving down a street along Alausa, having just
finished answering a call, when a policeman, suddenly,
opened the passenger door, entered and jam-locked it.
(The door lock is faulty)
As usual, he wanted 'something' from me for calling while
driving...
Suddenly, he saw the big Rothweiller dog, Jackie, at the back
seat of the car, with tongue stuck out, spittle dripping and
fangs barring, staring fiercely at him.
Policeman: (Shaking)
Ah! You carry dog?
Me: (I bone face) Yes, I carry dog. Dat one na offense?
Policeman: (Feeling uncomfortable)
Na where una dey come from?
Me: From hospital.
Policeman: Ehen! you sick?
Me: No, na person wey the dog bite we go see. The person almost
die sef.
Policeman: (Terribly shaken by now)
Ehen! But why the dog dey shake head like that?
Me: Na so im dey do if e wan bite person.
Policeman: The dog know you?
Me: Yes nah, no be my dog?
Policeman: (Sweating)
This your door, how you dey open am?
Me: How you take enter?
Policeman: Abeg! Na since I dey try open am, but e no open.
(The dog was now getting impatient and gave a small growl, its
tongue almost touching the policeman's left ear).
Policeman: (Now sliding forward)Oga, I take God beg you, open
the door for me make I comot. I no go collect anythin from you.
Me: How much you go pay me?
Policeman: Ah! I neva hustle anythin since morning. Na only
N1,000 dey wit me.
Me: You neva ready.
(I looked back at the dog).
Policeman: Ok ok ok ok ok, e reach N2,000. The oda N1,000 na my
wife own, but I go give you join.
(Now, close to tears as the dog was becoming really impatient)
Oga, I be......g, Oga, sorry. Take the N2,000 make you open the
door plssssssse!
Me: Oya, bring am. (I collected the N2,000 & allowed him out of the
car)
Policeman: God punish you. Idiot, e no go ever better for you and
your yeye dog. Wicked man!!!

na who cum tell u say i wan marry slave?

So for 12 days no one was killed in New York City and New
Yorkers are happy about it and reporting it. It's a modern day
record. Read the report from CNN below..
New York City's longest recorded homicide-free streak
ended late Friday night, when a 28-year-old man was shot
multiple times just before midnight.
Eric Roman was transported to a nearby hospital in critical
condition with gunshot wounds to his head, hand and leg and
died Saturday, according to the NYPD.
New York City had gone 12 days without a homicide, its
longest stretch on modern record, police said yesterday
Monday.
The last reported homicide was February 1, Super Bowl Sunday, in
Upper Manhattan, police said.
That day, police responded to a 911 call about multiple shots
being fired and found five individuals with gunshot wounds, the
NYPD said. One of those five, Graham Shadale, 28, was
pronounced dead at the scene.
Police have not yet made arrests in either case and both
investigations are ongoing, officials said.
The streak has been the longest since the New York Police
Department began recording statistics with a computerized
program called Compstat in 1994, a police representative said.
Police Commissioner Bill Bratton hushed talk of the streak Friday
on "CBS This Morning."
"Shh ... we don't want to jinx it," Bratton told host Charlie Rose.
"We're into our 12th day now, Charlie. Eleven is a record and let's
keep it going."
Despite the record-breaking streak, there has been an uptick in
shooting incidents compared with the same time period last year.
The week between February 1 and February 8 experienced 110
shooting incidents in 2015 versus 91 in 2014, according to
Detective Cheryl Crispin of the NYPD public information office.
New York City's last record for a streak of days without a homicide
was 10 days. In 2014, there were no recorded homicides between
February 13 and February 22.

am sori buh i cnt help buh laugh....d guy gt dt in his sleeve all tru...d guy hs been in d game eva since...report or no report,d guy no go care...Bloda in Christ...we xtians sha o

i no knw which kind change APC n dia fans de look for again o...GEJ hs 'changed' two tins in less dn a week...GEJ 'd silent killer'