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blood of habakuk...It has entered 3 of the Kadashians...Kano Katsina Kaduna

Fvck the jet they flew in..fvck the flight crew...fvck their government...fvck their ugly white ass shoes...fvck thier nose masks...fvck their short sleeve shirts...fvck them Mama's..fvck the airport they landed in...fvck those that welcomed them...fvck the photographer...fvck the hotel they are going to be isolating in...fvck the person that transported them dia...fvck the securities in the hotel..fvck the hotel management..fvck the person that paid for it...fvck those that invited them...fvck hose that are going to be serving them and finally FVCK ALL THEM HOE ASS NIGGERS IN ASO ROCK


and if you gonna complain bout these message,Fvck you too
peace!

idiats

majamajic:
some are inside bush ,

we call them bush meat


try bush pig meat, I swear u no go eat cow meat again

or try grass cutter meat with pepper sauce

lwkm �

majamajic:
Bros but u eat chicken, cow

we rear it for consumption...this one's were roaming about

na bcz we talk...if for say we keep mute,una for develop story

na wa o


so to see animals,ignore them and pass is that difficult? especially those not harmful?

Dreal1247:
Was the market infested before now? What is the essence of this when people have been out of the markets for over one week?

prevention better pass cure..the virus can't settle on fumigated areas cz d chemicals do last on surfaces....that's the idea

Donald3d:


I am about to go very raw, kindly permit me, I haven't gone this raw here before, but you need help, so here it is.
I hope this doesn't change people's perspectives about me sha , we Nigerians like been mute about sex. Its an important ingredient in marriage, no matter how spiritual you are.

The best way to solve any problem is identifying the source or root of the problem and eliminate it .

From what you have said, she enjoys pre-intimacy , I would have loved to ask what type of pre-initmacy to help find a solution, but I also understand she is your wife and you can't be too explicit because this is a public forum.

Anyway, as I said earlier, let's tackle the source of the problem, which is FEAR, she is afraid, very afraid, so we need to eliminate the fear.

She is also pressured because you are "reporting" her to people, keep this between both of you Sir, please stop involving other people, fear and pressure is a very dangerous combination.

Please don't give her any sedatives, you really don't need it.

The issue with her fear is closely related to why lubricant aren't even working, the internal muscles of her privates would contract making it tighter because she is afraid, her natural lubrication won't also be discharged because her fear is making her mind "switch" it off, coupled with the fact that you are also scared of inflicting injuries on her privates.

There are two possible ways to eliminate her fear

1.Trying to convince her not to be afraid (easier said than done)
2. Introducing something that would involuntarily eliminate her fear.

I assume you have tried number 1, let's go to number two.
There are a few things that are greater than fear, but we would be sticking to the subject matter.
In this context and with the peculiarity of the situation, there is only one thing I believe can exceed that fear ...... Pleasure , Excessive Pleasure, when a human experiences excessive pleasure, the body releases pain killers and anti-stress chemicals.

So what should you do ?
You need a non-invasive pleasure mechanism, proven and tested , the most painless sexual activity. Guaranteed to give utmost pleasure .
You guessed it , O r a l Sex.

Its isn't just about putting your mouth there , you need to do it right (forgive me as I am about to go a bit raw).

You know your wife more than anyone, you know what turns her on, her pleasure spots. Use your mouth very well on those spots.
You need to understand that there is a mission here. O r g a s m
But there are some "hot spots" common among most women

1. The nipples
2.The clitoris

I would focus on number 2 ..
1.Make sure the bed is well made, clean sheets, turn on the AC , if you don't have one, turn on the fan and leave it running to cool the room. Make sure no one else except the both of you is in your home, she needs to be comfortable.

2.Ensure you both have a warm bath and wash each others privates before you commence.You wash hers, she washes yours.Try and start up a conversation about some funny experiences you've both had, how you met each other and fell in love , how much you love her, all while washing each others privates. You are psychologically manipulating/distracting her with this.When you are done, dry each others body and carry her to the bed.Careful, so you don't slip and fall oo, you can leave that part out, but women love it !. You can back her like a baby or carry her in your arms, whichever you are ok with. Make sure she is unclad, but put on a boxers short, this eliminates her fears of seeing an erect instrument.

3.Its important you place a pillow under her waist to elevate her lower region, it allows for easy access with your mouth and with your instrument, when its time for insertion. It also ensures you don't feel neck pain and can breathe well during the process.

4.Use your mouth on the clitoris till she "explodes", don't stop no matter how long it takes, but you have to be careful not to be too hard on it as you would get the opposite of the desired effect, you would give her pain instead of pleasure. You need to be gentle and firm(I know this sounds contradictory, I would explain), use your lips as they are soft tissue, that won't cause much bruising, suck on it, in and out, grab the whole of it (the clitoris--- I have attached an image for easy identification, its that slightly protruding part of her privates that looks like a mini peeeenis) with your lips and gently slide it out of your mouth, without it leaving your mouth completely, make sure your lips holds unto it(this is what stimulate it and gives pleasure), but not too tightly, you can use your tongue as support to put the clitoris in place, if the clitoris is slipping out of your mouth. Keep repeating this back and forth.

5.Now, its important to hold her, so you can feel the "rhythm" of her body, hold her sides, or her laps, start out slowly, but not to slowly, gradually increase your "sucking pace" as you notice the rhythm of her body starts to change . This method ensures you don't bruise her and you also don't get tired easily.It also ensures a natural flow and gradual increase in pleasure.It would get to a point you might have to go really fast, this clouds her brain with pleasure, do this only when the rhythm of her body tells you to do so, when she starts to slightly wriggle or when she asks you to increase your pace.

6. Do this till she "explodes", and wriggles in pleasure, most likely at this point you are also erect, its important you take advantage of this moment, because at this point, you have killed three birds with one stone. She is too climaxed to notice her fear, her body has released enough chemicals to considerably reduce pain and she is properly lubricated for relatively easy insertion.Don't waste time !!!. Slowly (not too slowly), insert, before she comes back to reality . Make sure the pillow is still under her it ensures her lower region is elevated, so you can see clearly for insertion , I assume from the beginning she is already lying flat on her back, spread her legs out gently, this also relaxes/expands the cavity of her privates.If you still find it a bit difficult to penetrate, manually use both hands to spread the outer privates open for easy access, glide in back and forth as you both copulate to produce a wonderful seed that would bear fruit in 9 months.

7. You might need to do this more than once to be successful at it .
8.The fact that you did all this doesn't mean she might not feel pain, it just reduces the pain, it also might totally eliminate it.
9.Once you start have it in mind that you must see it through till the end.
10.If she is in excessive pain, stop and repeat the same day or another day till you get it done.


NOTE: Please stop reporting her to people, apart from the fear she is feeling, reporting her or telling other people about it, is putting her under additional pressure and stress, its adding to her Psychological lock-down. Please don't be upset with her. Buy her gifts, make her feel loved, make her understand you aren't judging her or upset with her. I am sure this steps would work for you

NB: I am married by the way, in case anyone was wondering.

sensei....I humbly submit myself to you to lecture me more on this...please accept my humble request

that's why lock down is important...if you stay one place,dem go waka tire and dem go catch them

better warn dem o

then some people will come out saying hunger is deadlier than corona...what nonsensical nonsense

Egoveen:
THE FOOLISH SOLDIERS OF COURSE

see who d talk

Egoveen:
WHEN THE SOLDIERS ARE THROUGH WITH THEIR RAIDINGS THEN THE BOYS WILL START THEIR OWN RAIDING ON THE SOLDIERS.......COME OUT WITH YOUR BIKE AS A SOLDIER AND DIE A PAINFUL DEATH.....THUNDER FIRE NIGERIAN SOLDIERS

and who do you think will loose on a long run?

jrerico1:
lol soldier were Dy Dy get down stready for area. Just stay ur Lagos this side too rough for you

I de north o������...if you see Hausa boys de avoid wahala,e get why!

kingsleybrave:
I no they will retaliate.... Warri nodey carry last

na dem go suffer am...dem go declear state of emergency in that state n them must sit at home by fire by force

Segkem2013:
The soldiers have retaliated
Warri is on fire
Dead bodies littering

are you for real?

Nairalandmonika:
Nothing will happen, warr is not a village soldier can go n raid anyhow. The soldier is still alive and will be court martial soon

kill a soldier and you will know warri is a village

You kill soldiers,them go level that ground...we in a dictatorial situation so make una manage am

Naughtysite:
You are very stupid.

The person feeding you may just be feeding a goat brain.

as stupid as you ooooo broda....at least goat brains like yours do get fed thats why you prefer getting infected rather than living to fight another day...get your goat brains out dia and make it useful

Naughtysite:
You have quoted nothing less than 5 people on this thread saying, Hunger has never killed anybody in Nigeria.

I pity the parents that gave birth to you.

Go and look for your brains.

Maybe it has been sold for a pittance.

I pity the parents that gave birth to you too...after you done looking for yours,then we will look for mine and believe me it will be sold at a more better price than. yours

Naughtysite:
Your comment is very stupid but you don't know.

If you are narrow minded or lack experience, just shut up.

my comments are as stupid as you

Seventy7kings:
how would you hear of anyone die of hunger when an hungry man wont be taken to hospital. It's the sick people that are taken to the hospital hence the record of their cause of death. So what I'm trying to say is that there are deaths as a result of hunger, just that it is hardly known since the deaths don't happen in hospitals.

the easiest place that something like that can happen is in the village and most villages if not all mostly comprises of farmers...I want to make it categorically clear that in Nigeria with the stable land that we have and produce available,it will be hard to die of hunger...we always look for a way out...some people dia own hunger is dt de don't have money in dia pockets...is a 2weeks lockdown...as a hustler,u ought to know how to manage whatever you have for 2 weeks

proclinician:
Since u started going to school have u ever heard the word malnutrition? Someone like u will be parading the streets shouting there's no job but truly how cab someone employ u when u don't have sense.

malnutrition in Nigeria....gimme an instance of when you heard of that and led to hunger...in Nigeria...I don't want to know bout other countries..in Nigeria

Otunba2004:
ok I pray hunger locate your household for just a week then you can come here to tell us your experience if not in your grave,

Nigeria is vast...I have never heard of anyone die of hunger in Nigeria and that's it...

Donbosco46:
Hunger kill faster than corona virus

how na...we have heard of pple dying cz f corona but never of hunger

NaijaRoyalty:
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Rubbish

but is the truth...have you ever heard of anyone die of hunger in Nigeria?

Adonko:
Oh so you prefer they die of hunger abi?

you can't die of hunger abeg...

As the Covid-19 pandemic rages on, many have succumbed to the temptation of the blame game. They blame government, health workers and others for the lack of adequate preparation to fight the COVID-19 pandemic. They forget that blaming others at this point will not help us as the scourge is already upon us. However, there are still some who are thinking of how or what they can contribute to this fight with their skills.

One of such persons is Williams Gyang. As we get worked up with the inadequate number of ventilators we have, he called to tell me how he wants to construct a ventilator to increase the numbers we have in Plateau State. Being that he was no health personnel, he wanted to see how a ventilator operates and if he could get some parts from spoilt or "scrapped" ventilators. We went to JUTH and thankfully, the JUTH leadership gave him a chance. He was shown ventilators that were spoilt and even considered as "scraps". To cut the long story short, himself and his friend Nura Jibrin were able to fixed 3 ventilators that were not working before. This increased the number of ventilators in JUTH to 6. In a resource-limited setting like ours, this is no mean feat

What Williams Gyang and Nura Jibrin did is what I pray every Nigerian will do. This pandemic calls for unity among us in order to win. Think of what you can contribute to this fight against the pandemic with your gifts or skills. This pandemic is on us and blaming government will not help us.

I write this to celebrate Williams Gyang and Nura Jibrin who are motivated to live a life of contribution and make a difference in the society. They are not thinking of material gain but seeking to make a difference on humanity. I am appealing to Plateau State Government to look within to get a pool of innovators, artisans, scientists and researchers to help in this fight against COVID-19. In addition, I want to profusely thank the CMD and CMAC of JUTH for taking a chance on Williams and Nura.

WHAT CAN YOU DO FOR YOUR STATE AND COUNTRY?!

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Tunex252:
Has WHO approve this

de dia de wait for WHO that is overtaken by Chinese and Indians...

watch as cure go comot