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kenonze: When big boys start playing europa |
500usd we are winning |
Jahsbdh |
EVILFOREST:guess you might end up waiting for eternity if your waiting in Nigeria..lol |
[b]i always say girls are worthless.. Just make money dude and you will see how worthless they are.. My Short experience last week.. Drove down to my family house unexpectedly, got there and no one was at home, called and they said they went to church (evening service), so i parked in our space decided to walk down my neighborhood and see some few old time family peeps because i grew up in that neighborhood. Got to an old friend's house he welcomed me happily, we spoke for about 2 hours while sipping a bottle of liquor (Jack Daniels precisely), it was already 6:05pm told him my family might be back from Church, need to see them briefly before hitting the road and i really don't want to stay out too late. He said "cheers man its all good try and leave before 8pm because we got an information that people are normally robbed on this road especially if your driving a fancy car" he smiled. While walking me to my family house we saw my old crush Jane(not her real name) and a girl don't know her though.. i spin this chick for about 3 years when i was still living with my family, she humiliated me in front of my friends and her friends too, because of her they gave me a name in the neighborhood (name withheld). Our conversation; Jane; hi David (not my real name) Longtime no see.. where have you been? your looking good and well fed Me; **in my mind (which one be well fed, i been dey hungry before or i don beg you food before) been aroundJane: around where? i have not seen you in months, well meet my friend Joy (not her real name) she just came back from a vacation a Dubai. Me: My friend; oh Jane so you did not see me here..mtcheew Jane; what's your own.. abeggy see you around joor. anyway David i have to go now, am going somewhere very urgent..Take care boys.. Me; Boys (feeling humiliated again)We got to my house, still no one home, i called but no answer, sent a text message that am leaving will see them by weekend..(still feeling humiliated and a bit angry), got into my car with my friend and drove him to his house. While driving out of my neighborhood, i saw Jane and Joy standing by the junction, horned and brought my door glass down cos its tinted, she was like omg David are you kidding me, like seriously you drive this car.. i smiled and told her we could hang out for the evening if she is free, she said why not "what the hell am i doing baby" i was shocked me baby?? she said are you not my baby.. abeggy joor, she called her friend and they jumped into my car like rambo i drove them to a lounge.. that's how i fuuckked both of them for 2 days free of charge, left them in the lounge and went home..This is a girl i wasted 3 years of my life asking her out and i really loved that girl with all my heart then, would have married her if i was given a chance because there was nothing i wasn't willing to do for her then..[/b] |
Richiy:Am an African man and traditionally i can marry as many wives as i can take care of.. NO WOMAN OR CHILD HAS THE RIGHT TO CHASE OUT ANOTHER WOMAN OR CHILD DECLARED A MEMBER OF THE FAMILY EITHER BY BIRTH OR MARRIAGE.. With all i know and as an African Man aware that am a Man i can control as many wives and children of mine with the right decision and punishment for whosoever wishes to challenge my authority as the man.. So YES I CAN RAISE MY KIDS IN A POLYGAMOUS HOME to be responsible and better citizens |
Richiy:Well don't know about op.. but i was raised in a polygamous family,we had family issues sometimes but i believe every family does. WE ALL DISAGREE TO AGREE.. it gave me strength and the spirit of a hustler and now am suffering from too much success.. |
na wa oo, so na jonsing boys full this nairaland no guy man wey get style at all.. jezzzz which kind careless jonsing package be this na?
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AirSultan:badooo reminds me of one girl i knackshot back in the university that ran out of my room screaming by 3am, her screaming woke almost all my neighbors and my lodge na witchy witchy lodge, all my neighbors are guys, they started hailing me 'Lord of Deeks' ![]() |
AirSultan:chai naughtynaughty your kpekus go cry eeeeh |
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Teespice:suffer what? oh please...spare me that crap, i can take care of as many kids as the number of people in your family but i think i'll just chill with my 2 kids, as for your mention, take it else where its not needed here..bounce Tee, giddy up Tee.. |
jay2pee:am just wondering, can you imagine a girl of 17, her mum is my family friend, she called me that she wants to come to my crib and chill because its raining and where she is standing is close to my crib..(*** me thinking, whats does this girl really want?) i was like no pee, few minutes later she showed up, all soaked up, i checked outside the rain is yet to pour, but the weather looks like it was gonna rain, i was like wtf how did she get soaked up . She came in, undressed and said she want's her cloth to dry up..hmmmm, i gave her a big T shirt i no longer wear, so she can dry up her cloths, to my surprise she poured out the items in her bag, i saw 3 packs of postinor-2, 2 packs of rough rider condoms, i was amazed, wanted to ask her what she was doing with all those stuffs, and advise her, but when i took a close look at her, i saw that she was beyond repair and needs no advise.. i just left the house for her and drove off to chill with my friends.. |
Teespice:hehehehe i have 2 kids already and they are well taken care of with the best treat and they lack nothing.. **** |
Postinor-2 has become the new panadol extra for most naive girls ![]() |
Postinor-2 is a medication to prevent pregnancy if you shine the sperm into the ovary, whether intentional or not. It can prevent pregnancy 95% in the first 24 hours after intercourse, it is used as a form of emergency contraception (more commonly known as a morning after pill). Postinor-2 is formulated to function in a manner similar to the female hormone progesterone allowing for prevention of pregnancy if taken within a reasonable period of time. Generally, it is recommended that Postinor-2 be taken no later than three days after having unprotected s*x. 1. When taken in the middle of the menstrual cycle, the preparation may inhibit ovulation. 2. The pill can cause changes in the menstrual cycle in the lady. Your next period could start earlier or later than expected and flow can be lighter or heavier than normal. 2. The pill can cause changes in the menstrual cycle in the lady. Your next period could start earlier or later than expected and flow can be lighter or heavier than normal. 3. It can cause nauseating feeling which occurs in approximately 25% of users vomiting 4. It can also bring about bleeding disturbances in some cases, 2-3 days following tablet ingestion 4. It can also bring about bleeding disturbances in some cases, 2-3 days following tablet ingestion 5. Sometimes it can cause breast tenderness, headache, dizziness, fatigue. 6. In the majority of cases the next period starts as expected or somewhat earlier, if the period is more than 7 days late it is recommended to perform a pregnancy test. 7. In case of prolonged or heavy bleeding, gynecological examinations is advised. |
lol...this one na small thing for dem girlz..they might be pretending here but they will gladly do it.. i paid 2 creamy girlz 25k each to suck and lick my feet, because it turns me on.. ![]() |
PaulkillermanAg:guy your own no good oo.. the truth is most girls don't look at your past or future, they only think of the present.. what you can offer now..i have being paying girls for quite a longtime and trust me its all about the money |
PLEASE MAN UTD BEAT WESTHAM FOR ME ON TUESDAY... abeg make una tell Van Gal to keep Depay for house that day abeg i no want nonsense oo, because i go blow person eye i swear ![]() |
KashyBaby:lol sure am happy..life is too short to be unhappy |
KashyBaby:nah i don't set up such impressions, i gat soft spot for girlz, and am usually used to getting my way with them despite what it takes or the price i have to pay... most make it clear they gat no feelings for me but maybe cause i give them an offer they can't refuse so we get down as much as i want...I consider that a good business in as much as the punny is mine at last |
KashyBaby:heartless is an hyperbole, because most girls i meet want sex from me and yet have no feelings for me, i won't say they are heartless..They probably just want to flirt or better still sex is all they can offer in return for the huge amount i spend on them.. |
sickstars:Lmao ![]() |
adepeter26:E funny me ![]() |
RIP dear ![]() |
A girl posted this picture with this quote on Facebook, lmao I just can't stop laughing "My boyfriend said no valentine gift for me because the economy is tough. I won't come out of here till he changes his mind" Please any advice for this girl?
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All these APC people self, na this kind nonsense news them go rush put for fp, now wey we they enjoy for phc... Wike After Party Going Down in GRA.. sips my Andre |
**in my mind (which one be well fed, i been dey hungry before or i don beg you food before) been around




. She came in, undressed and said she want's her cloth to dry up..hmmmm, i gave her a big T shirt i no longer wear, so she can dry up her cloths, to my surprise she poured out the items in her bag, i saw 3 packs of postinor-2, 2 packs of rough rider condoms, i was amazed, wanted to ask her what she was doing with all those stuffs, and advise her, but when i took a close look at her, i saw that she was beyond repair and needs no advise.. i just left the house for her and drove off to chill with my friends..
