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I just pity the Lady...
Use and Dump in the making...
However, BUHARI TILL 2090. |
Politics › Re: Senator Ademola Adeleke Dances For Dangote At Fatima & Jamil Abubakar's Wedding by paymentvoucher: 1:04pm On Mar 22, 2018 |
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Politics › Re: Senator Ademola Adeleke Dances For Dangote At Fatima & Jamil Abubakar's Wedding by paymentvoucher: 1:03pm On Mar 22, 2018 |
Bunch of SHITHOLERS we call SENATORS |
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FAMILY OF VIRGINS |
Celebrities › Re: Meet Ruth Kadiri's Beautiful Mother (Photos) by paymentvoucher: 10:02am On Mar 22, 2018 |
Please who is Ruth Kadiri? |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: "I Have Never Had Sex" - Cee-C Insists by paymentvoucher: 9:29am On Mar 22, 2018 |
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Politics › Re: Dapchi Residents Hailing, Shaking Hands With Boko Haram After Dropping The Girls by paymentvoucher: 8:01am On Mar 22, 2018 |
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Sports › Re: Oprah Winfrey’s Advice For Messi: Find Your Inner Strength And Be A Warrior by paymentvoucher: 3:52pm On Mar 21, 2018 |
Lionel Messi; gOD OF SOCCER |
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Can I get the spare part in Alaba Market? |
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TEDDY A's One Night Stand |
Education › Re: Nigeria Police Academy 6th Regular Course Admission Announced by paymentvoucher: 4:38pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
FACULTY OF LAW in NIGERIA POLICE ACADEMY? Something is wrong somewhere  |
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Who is Dj Cuppy?
Is it not that Wack Dj? |
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Proposes To His Girlfriend At The Airport(photos,video) by paymentvoucher: 2:31pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
I hope the Guy has what it takes to be a Family Man
Lastly, Mr Singh walks into a bank London and asks for the loan officer. He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so Mr Singh hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce, which costs quarter of a million pounds.
“The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,” says Mr Singh, “and I have all the necessary papers.”
The bank officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. After Mr Singh leaves, the loan officer, the bank's president and all their colleagues enjoy a good laugh at the man for using a £250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral against a £5,000 loan.
One of the employees drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, Mr Singh returns, repays the £5000 and the interest, which comes to £15.41.
The loan officer says, "Sir, I must tell you, we’re all a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and discovered that you’re a multimillionaire. Why would you bother to borrow £5,000?"
The man replies, "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41?"
Common Sense is Key
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Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Herdsman And His Cows Reportedly Stray Into Abuja Airport by paymentvoucher: 4:22pm On Mar 19, 2018 |
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Politics › Re: This Is What Happens When A Herdsman's Cow Is Attacked - Abuja Man Says. Photos by paymentvoucher: 2:16pm On Mar 19, 2018*. Modified: 4:21pm On Mar 19, 2018 |
FTC on Monday!  |
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Politics › Re: ASCSN 21 Days Ultimatum Of Industrial Action Is A Saboteur To Buhari's Regime by paymentvoucher: 2:10pm On Mar 19, 2018 |
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Celebrities › Re: Hushpuppi Compares His Wealth To That Of Mayweather.... by paymentvoucher: 1:58pm On Mar 19, 2018 |
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Crime › Re: Thief Caught After Dismantling Motorcycle To Sell For His Mother's Burial. Photo by paymentvoucher: 1:30pm On Mar 19, 2018 |
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Crime › Re: Man Murdered And Set Ablaze In His Farm In Delta (Graphic Photo) by paymentvoucher: 1:20pm On Mar 19, 2018 |
AYE LE OOOOO IBOSI OOOOOO |
Politics › Re: President Buhari Commissions Sunti Golden Sugar Estate (Photos) by paymentvoucher: 4:42pm On Mar 15, 2018 |
President Buhari till 2090  |
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by paymentvoucher: 4:26pm On Mar 15, 2018 |
You now put me in state of Bruhaha sod09: Latitude : 6 35' 48'' Longitude : 3 20' 35'' When you know you know  |
Family › Re: My Husband Smells My Underwear Everytime I Return Home – Woman Tells Court by paymentvoucher: 4:24pm On Mar 15, 2018 |
Your Husband smells your Underwear because it Looks FISHY  |