LO BA TAN POROGODOOOO

Breaking news:
A Bomb just exploded in Kano again, this time in a Cemetery! All the Dead bodies ran out of their graves but no casualties recorded. Commissioner of Police has advised them to return to their graves and go about their normal spiritual duties without fear.
 laughter is stress free.

A pilot was transporting a bunch of madmen from Tamale to a psychiatric facility in Accra.
The madmen were making noise.
One of them entered the Pilot's Cabin:
MADMAN: Teach me how to fly a plane!
PILOT: I would, but under one condition.
MADMAN: What?
PILOT: If you can get your colleagues to keep
quiet.
(5 minutes later, the plane was very quiet!
PILOT: Wow!! How did you get them to keep quiet?
MADMAN: I opened the door and asked them to
go and play outside.  

WIFE: honey can u pls help me clean d garden.
AKPOS: do i look like a garder.
Wife: Ooh am sorry honey, ok then fix d bathroom door pls.
AKPOS: do i look like a carpenter?..
Husband walks out, @ returning, he found d garden cleaned, and the door fixed.....
AKPOS: i knew my wife will do this by herself.
WIFE: it's not me.
AKPOS: who then?
WIFE: jonny our neighbour.
AKPOS: how much did u give him?.
WIFE: no, he just gave me 2 options, BREAD OR SEX.
AKPOS: i hope u gave him bread.
WIFE: do i look like a baker..........lol
****** HAPPY NEW MONTH *****

Love is a gamble sex is a game Boys do the thing Girls get the blame One night of pleasure 9 month of pain One day in hospital And a junior needs

So funny

Akpos was baptized and was asked to choose a christian name.... PASTOR: what is ur christian name? AKPOS: "Grace". PASTOR: girl bear "grace", choose another name AKPOS: ok "Disgrace"..... ******* one word 4 him ******

* Hausa man who removed his shoe to enter a taxi.
* Ibo man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account.
* An igala man who polished is shoe to take passport photo.
* A yoruba man who climbed a tree to check if the mango was ripe enough then come down and start throwing sticks at it.
* A fulani man who lowered is radio volume cus he want to read a text message.
* An idoma man who put is radio inside the refrigeriator cus he want to listen to cool fm.....

Human being:********* 103 Bible:************ 32 Charger:*********** 500. Na human being wan go heaven abi na charger?......

For nigeria economics so bad that all the evill spirit giving people food, meat on there dreames are now on strikes imagine.......

Jesus christ said let the children come to me for the shall enrich the kingdom of God....... Now imagine FIRST BANK banner in there office notify me that: KID'S COME FIRST FOR WHAT U NEED SHALL BE GIVEN ONTO U..... NOW I DEY CARRY MY SISTER CHILD GO, BUT I DONE TELL HER TO MENTION 10MILLION.... WAS THAT NOT GOOD GUYS

The bible said that: for the lord so love the world and he gave his only begotten son onto the world to die for our sin,......... Now for i so love my gulfriend that i gave her my only begotten salary of the month and she betrayed me...... Pls what should i do? & a word for the girl. The bible said that: for the lord so love the world and he gave his only begotten son onto the world to die for our sin,......... Now for i so love my gulfriend that i gave her my only begotten salary of the month and she betrayed me...... Pls what should i do? & a word for the girl.