ZombieKilla:
When will he visit Buhari ?

hahahhaahhahahahahaahahahahah, Nnae Nigerians funny die. For dis recession, men stil deh mek men laugh. Lwkmd

ollah1:
Christians and all manners of crime related activities. It's like peak, everything bad is in them.




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who is dis young, yet-to-become jihadist? Who is dis uneducated myopic Aboki? Come and shine my shoe

[b][/b]How do people spend money obtained through devilish means? How does a human being raise his hands and kill another for any reason whatsoever? How do such people sleep at night?...ask muslims, they have better answers

Chelsea manager, Antonio Conte, has
claimed he is “capable of murdering
anyone” on the touchline.

The Blues coach was seen jumping into the
crowd to celebrate Eden Hazard’s goal
against Arsenal, but he also angrily dragged
his assistant Angelo Alessio off the bench
during their 3-1 win at Stamford Bridge.

Asked about the incident, Conte told Sky
Sport Italia: “When I see something that
isn’t going right, I am capable of murdering
anyone!

“I was angry because (N’Golo) Kante was
supposed to track back in place of (Victor)
Moses, who had gone into the box to mark
the sixth Arsenal man on the corner.

“He didn’t do that and I took it out on
Alessio. He’s been my right hand man and
thus, unfortunately, my victim for many
years.

“Kante is extraordinary. He brings a lot of
quantity, ok, but what quality too. Even if he
should improve in his build-up play.

“His first pass is always horizontal and he
needs to make that vertical. I was just like
him, so I do understand.

“He’s a really good lad, always helping his
teammates. He’s been a great buy, though
he’s often tired by the time he gets to the
goal. He’s still young and can improve.”

Cadamlk:
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! Are you a comdian?

No ooo bros, just an Engr

killthemods:


Olodo. 70 not 7 .

Our God isn't selfish

hahahahaha, 70? Awww, what a religion and belief. No wonder at two trials of muslims to rule Nigeria in d 21st century, they went half way and ends abruptly. Chai, 70 virgins to have sex with in heaven.....funny

AntiWailer:


lol.

1. I am not Hausa.

2. Nothing to be jealous about DNA. Use your brain if you have any.

why commenting then?

ChetaNwaeze:
.... And who told you that the Jews believe Jesus Christ? The Jews are still expecting their messiah, they do not accept Jesus to be their saviour

cos a prophet has no value in his homeland

ritababe:
and so what if they are Jewish? will there be any changes?

we'll now confirm d actual reason behind our strength and bravery. Israelites are strong

stonemind:
hahaahaha joblessness

secretary general of UN, busy guy

Luukasz:
Delusional and confused sets of humans

jealous fellow spotted.

erico2k2:
Jobless bloggers and people .
Even the black Jews in Ethiopia are uet to be accepted as Jews .

cos they don't know d value of being related to Jesus Christ

Arabiandude:
Please endeavour to take all of them along when leaving for Israel, they re worthless over here.

jealous muslim spotted, hug transformer so dat u'll go meet ur seven virgins

olaric:
And would that guarantee you guys eternal life?

not really but at least it will be nice to know u are related to Jesus Christ

AntiWailer:
Lol.
Clowns.

jealous hausa spotted

KanwuliaExtra:

A name indeed! In HALF-DEAD 2-year presidential MUMUS column for sure. Not interested in mediocre politics for "Rogue Nations"! Thank you!
You nor dey shame? You dun even know where his carcass is? EXILE OF DEATH!!!! I hope he carries all HIS INFECTED COWS with him o. No need to poison Nigerian with that kind of yeye meat.
Awon "YAYAH JEMMEH"!
Mtchewwww.

lol, see finishing

[quote author=stephnie1 post=53501275][/quote]u prove Fela right, Nigerians suffering and smiling since 1960

stephnie1:
I stand with PMB

cos u have no focus just like him. Clueless people of no direction have a way of standing with each other.

Emerging reports have it that Nigerians in
theUnited Kingdom have besieged the
premises of the Nigerian High Commission in the country to demand the appearance of President Muhammadu Buhari.

It should be recalled that President Buhari has been on a medical vacation in London for over 10 days while bitter reactions about the economic quagmire gather momentum among the masses.

The group of protesters are reportedly
demanding for the audience of the First Man of Nigeria for simply ‘5 Minutes’.

It is not clear if Buhari will grant the protesters audience amidst another round of massive national protests in Nigeria.

The current economic recession has crippled the popularity of the All Progressives Congress national party
leader.

boriswole:
Abeg, Nigeria is so difficult to lead, All the major faiths teach that we should be considerate of our neighbors particularly the sick.

Our culture also teaches consideration to people in their time of weakness.

We pray and wish Mr President well even as he recuperates. This is a time for calm.

Just as we've had that sick colleague or family member of ours gone or down for a few weeks and we've had them in our thoughts, so have we chosen to have Mr. President in our thoughts.

This is even so as there's no vacuum created by his recuperative trip. since he has handed over to the Acting President, Professor Osinbajo. Let's get back to being humane and kind.

ur opinion and u can be forgiven

axeman2:
BUHARI DIED SINCE LAST WEEK BUT THEY ARE HIDING HIS CORPS.

in order to have more time to pressurise Osibanjo to resign

HungerBAD:
This is good.

From most of the comments.

Nigerians are really praying the President to get well and come back home.

Beats my imagination,why some people will just be praying that another Human should die.

Do people even realize it is not always greener on the other side?do you know how the Government or Economy will be if another person steps in?

President Buhari,we expect you back home soon,both in good health and in good spirit.

we would heed to ur advice if d animal u are protecting has human conscience. He doesn't give a damn whether we live or die! So why shld we pity him. He's dead already and if there is still an atom of life in him, HE WILL DIE for all I care

Ioannes:


@bolded, I didn't even realise I was arguing with a semi-illiterate.

Next time say "how big is Lagos" not how far.

At least you've learnt something from me. Good night.

Lwkmd, u wld hv asked before displaying ur shallow-minded ignorance. Hope u passed ur physics kid

Ioannes:


Isn't it way past your bedtime? You'll be late for school tomorrow kiddo. Beat it.

at least I have sometin to do 2moro unlike u. U can wake up by 11am I don't doubt dat. Laziness is in ur gene, not surprise

Ioannes:


So Alaba is now the whole of Lagos. Lol.

No be only 80%.

I'm sure 95% of the investments in New York is by Igbo too. Wait lemme guess, you're also the ones developing South Africa, Malaysia and China, even Dubai. Clap for yourself, olodo.

how far is lagos if I may ask? Lagos has d smallest land mass amongst all d states in Nig, it's very small let me educate u. Apart from lagos, where else can u be proud of? I still maintain my stand, Yorubas are LAZY

Ioannes:


Lol. You guys must be living in shame all your lives, waking up in Yorubaland, working and living in Yorubaland, yet hating the Yoruba people.

You guys are scum. You don't have the balls to leave the west, yet you won't stop insulting the westerners. You see that something is really wrong with you. You need help walahi.

nature made lagos a state for all, it is what it is today because of us, remember it was once d capital city of Nig. I don't need help rather u do. Find work, get busy. Stop being lazy, stop selling ur lands and houses, stop collecting omo onile from people. Stop being weak, finally stop reasoning from ur anus

keyanZuzer:

LMAO! The Yorub's destroyed you guys you know

how? How is dat possible? We are d bravest of all tribes, lit a knockout to d yorubas they will pick race. They're very weak

keyanZuzer:

Lol! He is the Ag. President. What can he do?

Ag. President, funny. He's too weak u know. Now dat time has been bought by d North to pressurise him out to resign, let's watch how it will go. Surely d mere commissioner will succumb as a yoruba he is

olulove:
President Muhammadu Buhari has written to the National Assembly today, February 5, 2017, informing of his desire to extend his leave in order to complete and receive the results of a series of tests recommended by his doctors.

The President had planned to return to Abuja this evening, but was advised to complete the test cycle before returning. The notice has since been dispatched to the Senate President, and Speaker, House of Representatives.

Mr. President expresses his sincere gratitude to Nigerians for their concern, prayers and kind wishes.

Details late

hahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaha, buying time to pressurise Osibanjo to resign

tempest01:
Lol....it was obvious that they will. The measures taken to discredit the reports and rumours made me know something is wrong. If someone is not dead,why not go about your daily business, and the news will die down. I said I'll wait till today to give my own take on this.

I think PMB should put his health first and resign. He is old and the stress that comes with leadership is too much. I think there is a strong case of incapacitation or inability to carry out presidential function.... This is a strong basis for impeachment.


I assume there is a plot to tough it out till 2019 or to buy some time in order to replace the current vice president.

With that, anyhow it plays out, we'll see in the nearest future. One thing is sure. Everything is not right with PMB.

as in eeh guy ur brain deh very effective. God bless u

keyanZuzer:

We hate hearing you guys play victim. We'll help you guys pack by deporting your brothers

if ur brother, d mere commissioner isn't afraid, let him sign it b4 Buhari comes bak. What does he contribute to Nig, let him do dis one tin for us. Lazy people