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Happy birthday deary•llnp

dlex21: mtcheeew

that's better!

mhozzis: HOPE U NEVA FORGET CYNTHIA. NA LIKE DIS E TAKE START O. MY OWN 2kobo

pls don't spoil my fun!how does wats happening here concern cynthias issue

dlex21: come back ko?

sorry nau!you vex too much,you r already failin my terms even before the outing

dlex21: pick fire!!! u be beans wey dem dey pick? abeg sit don 4 ur haus make u dey soak ur garri jawee

lmao!see provocation,oya chill[calms him down]you are funny sha•you are making my noon,dnt stp

dlex21: i'm here o!!! sooo u feel am not serious...then so be it! *takes his tuxedo back 2 wia he bot it, demands for his money back and then proceeds 2 a *

funny,come back here jare

Emmy9ite: well corrected!

very funny

xynerise: click on colour first before typing then select ur colour. It will load. between "[colour6600] and [colour] write ur post.

thankz big bro

Nimakor: Well, maybe d Bossom shud be more modestly packaged. U only admire wat u see. Am outy!

not lustfully sha

dlex21: 1. check
2. check
3. check
4. check
5. check
6. check
7. check
8. i wee look but dont worry, u wont know

i fit in all of them...guess we are good to go

oya nau no wahaz!where is it at?btw are you coming to pick me or I should bike

centje: people have qualities they desire. But to list them to your prospective date/boyfriend appears infantile.

dlex isn't serious nau hence the listing•i can't possibly start tellin these to a guy real life[don't forget this is NL]90percent of things here are jokes÷whrz the guy sef?

centje: seriously? You truely have a list? Jeez!!

that's not. List jare•its just what every person would require from he's or her date!who doesn't want something good?I would actually prefer a person with the qualities I listed than some proud,feel rich baboo

kunletiwoo: Name kwa?

ooooh yes a name and not a good name too

dlex21: hmmmm...trust me, i've met them already...but for the sake of asking, what are they?

you must be a gentle man
Fun to be wit
Not boring and not a talkertive
You must be handsome[that's number one]
You must be a very liberal person with an open heart[your heart must be butiful]
You must know how to make me laugh
You must speak well
You must not look at my bossom[lustfully or any other part]else I would tag you a “name”
I think that's just the lil I can say here!so do you fit into any of those?

Cuddlemii: Yes, you should!

How to treat men from a liberal lady's perspective by Pearl~hapi

How to treat women from a liberal man's perspective by mrbrownjay

will be done soon[when I get the inspiration]

Cuddlemii: We all type what we want don't mean everyone must accept it. If you see some parts of a post u like, u digest....the one that is garbage or mediocre, u purge out. Me just came in and posted for fun, didn't know I will be psycho analyzed like this

All in all, you always impress me with your liberal personality. Probably you need to start a thread to teach nig men how to treat women.

cuddles don't u think I should open a thread too?am a liberal woman nau and know ow to treat a man ryt too

dlex21: see this 1 o!!! spoilt eyes ke?? wetin God give me eyes 4?

all fings bright and beautiful
all creatures great and small
all fings wise and wonderful,
the lord God made dem all...sooo i can look as i like, but guys will def be wise abt it nah...

i'll like 2 go on a date wiv u o!

av got terms and conditions!if you meet it good for you but if not,dey your lane abeg

xynerise: @pearl. You mean like this?

be serious jare!and whr is d sexkills I asked a kweshion?

xynerise: are u using a phone or pc?

both at diff times[eeerm but I use my fone mor]

sexkillz: [color=#000030]What action do you want to perform exactly?
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I don't know how to use the symbols even tho I know wat dey stand for![Cry laff tongue out errrrm confused and the oders]and den I don't know how to chañge colours to green red or all d oders

centje: cleaning up plate isnt advisable but people mannerism differs. You cant force a culture on someone.
What i dnt like is people leaving almost half of food or drink.

true talk jare

sexkillz: [color=#000030]What issues are you having pls?
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sexkills can you believe thaat up till now I still do not. hunderstand how to use d symbols and change colours and also write in bold letters•can you help?am actually serious

buklan: no doubt. this is definately mrs edris

lolz•una no well oooo

dlex21: is it a crime for a guy 2 appreciate God's creation

not a crime but then don't do it lustfully and don't even let her know your spoilt eyes are on her bossom

[quote autholr=xynerise]you sound like an oldbie [/quote]lólz SMH

See ow you guys just succeded in sca ter ring this thread!na wa ooooo
*nigerians scatter scatter,everyting jaga jaga

meforkene: Think I just heard a lot of ppl say,"they follow pastor chris"..but christianity:followers of Jesus Christ..now confused.well it may look cute but its just one of their shows to keep the church "interesting"....rubbish!call me an old model catholic..a namachikwanu!

you got it all wrong•pastor chris isn't followed like jesus was followed[pastor isn't christ]when we say follow pastor chris,its either you follow him on twitter or on yookos as a way to join in the prayer chain!following pastor chris doesn't mean you worship him or see him as christ

akagaba: Pst Chris is a wondaful man, raising men, women n children 4 Christ. Ths can only be done by d holy spirit. Ths girl will grow up 2touch lives in amazing ways, she is an embodiment& a product of d word. Pst Chris, i wonder how ths world wud hav been without u. U ar truly Jesus xst Representative. Ride on sir, ur followers ar increasing in billions day in day out. D more people criticize u, d higher ur ministry. U even need thos criticisms/abuses frm peopl 2move upward n higher& i pray they come more n more, afteral critics can only be behind u 2watch ur back & backbite u. Im so proud 2be identified wit u. I love u sir.

liked[a million christ]pastor chris is da bomb and he's really worth been a father in the lord!

ITbomb: Et tu pearl

whatz dat