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:owhen I read that from someones comment my heart skipped a beat and I was a bit confused.I said to myself,so some of dese people I discuss with aint real*scary*thinking of retracing my steps cause I don't want wahala atallatall.I just wana really understand dat phrase,not everyone here is real•chikinah

fluid26: How am I an enemy of progress?

cos u r obviously vexing that am gaining popularity*eyes rolling*did I just say that?

Imanuelle: Agbaya... Every section has a thread for newbies.

devil beans I know#tolotolo#

fluid26: Apparently you are gaining popularity in leaps and bounds...

enemy of progress+jealousyyyyyyyy

Sijo01: did u just repeat dat 'soji'?........i go do u sometin o.

lolz.hapiz strong enough to receive any bulala from yhu.ano be jjc again.no carry me playoooooo

Utch13: I like ds topic cuz am a newbie myself byt its quite strange dt no one has bothered to comment on how d newbies can catch up here on nairaland, i think that shld take top priority not all dese unecessary comments......

tell them let them hear!

Reaberry: now m wondering..wot d hell am i doing here?how do i make frends?wots nl ol bout?..do u js post n comment on threads?..i still b jjc

eya.I wish the likes of soji an ID were here to help out.am still learning,myself and discovering things out bymyself maybe you should just try doin that too.nairaland is fun tho.uwc

[quote author=D-Explorer]LOL @ bolded. Solutions to what and what? Life on NL isn't a serious one and reading those things highlighted adds to the fun. Alright, can you imagine reading comments on a thread "NOI LIED TO THE SENATE" and as you scroll down you see "Pls., how can i use the angry icon". LOL, it's just fun dude.[/quote]lmao,xoooo funny

Emmy9ite: Some of 'em are true. I joined nairaland in march,i have six topics(2 of which made the front page) and over 400+ comments to my title...i have really learnt much from sexkillz,idowuogbo,beaf,mukina2(and many more)! Am no more a newbie,am a veteran!

my dear u can say that again!idowuogbo,soji,emmy and so many of them weren't just friendly at all.they lashed me like there was no echi(tumao)they became my favorite tho,soji especialli,I learnt from them too.and my darl ITbomb rescued me from their muderable comments

bright007: most of d things written here do not apply to nairaland or maybe I did not experience any of dem.The only thing I wondered about back when I was a newbie was how to write in colours and new formats.But I have since learnt them shaaaa.

halleluyah to your testimony

peter parker: dude.i didnt say she was living with me.i said staying.staying and living are 2 different things.

grammar!

bennyraz: modified.. Honey sweetie pie, relax. Forgive and forget, remember the Bible says so let me dry up ur tears

fimisile!av forgiven u tho.I just had a flash back

bennyraz: welcome newbie

wiked soul,wu sent u here?acant forget what u did me in a hurry

ITbomb: U don start shea, you no go sleep
I will give you one now that will make you cry to your bed

you know I can't cry twice cause of nl and pepo like you.hapi haff strong.more over my head aches,sorry for derailing.I need a quick remedy

Help*

ITbomb: I have a dream
That i'll find luv on NL

dream kor ni!u shall only have another nightmare of your village juju chasin you.

bunmioguns: .

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Now, hw will these solve d frequent attack of Boko Haram in Borno and its environ

wu called you here nau?plz help yourself to your bed room!

@searchingforlove*sheby guys don finish for ur niehbourhood+i percieve jealousy

ITbomb: She is killing me softly

dnt patronise me pweaze!u owe me an apology nd I wunt be responsible for ur deathoooo

ITbomb: Has pearl~hapi seen this?

ITbomb u r really a bomb.u r distinguishli wiked!lmao nd u musto appologise for dis.anyways I didn't do all of dat listed ooo nd am no mor a babe•i nau chew bones nd am a preety fast gurl.I learn fast

Csami: U sure? Cos anybody wey wan try bad mouth ur post na combo(35% damages) the person dey chop.

sheby dis thread no let una leave ni?oya do vigil

Csami: Mehn! Dis babe dey vex.

am nt vexing jare!

Sleekknight: Young woman abeg finish the story.am still following

sheby u neva belleful?gann buy the concludin part from the market

kulboy: Poorly constructed fictitious Story. Nice read Though. But OP u sef for try conclude this story for the first page.

I hia.nd tnkz for reading

Nd are those your first experiences on nl?I hope u guys understood my question?

[quote author=tpia@]Check my nl interactions thread- you should find something describing your situation there.

@ op.[/quote]tnkz mr teacher.I do not need your interaction thread.no hard feelings

nikkyshyne: The dot• isn't the only thing annoying. She is typing like she is chatting or sending a sms. Pearl, could you please learn to write the full text? You'v got enough space on here. *just saying*

noted *hope I satisfied yhu*@irritatedbymyabbreviations•

Itz nt entirely true•its an indivual tin,nt all lovers wud jump through d window at d sight of poverty.nd it depends on how intimate d pepo involved are•love z love,its either its real nd can withstand challenges or is fake nd wudnt stand challenges.my humble opinion