emmysenior: hehe
these are true signs of newbeans newbie
1. you wonder how to post topics.
2. you get annoyed when nobody replies your topic in the next 30 minutes.
3. you get angry when people comment pb4, pds, wtf, trash, e.t.c on your topic.
4. you wonder how to add friends and quickly get a guy/lady to love/like you.
5. you want to know if you are recognized at all.
6. you feel important when your topic is a hot topic (100 replies)
7. you ponder if addicts/heroes are being payed or awarded for their posts.
8. you feel bad if your post is not on the front page.
9. you expect admin to send you a message complimenting your progress.
10. you view a lot of topics and pass without commenting but expecting your number of posts to increase.
11. you feel like a "star" when you comment, posted b4 on someones topic.
If u have any of these signs, you are a true new beans newbie.

ITbomb: Has pearl~hapi seen this?

pearl~hapi:
ITbomb u r really a bomb.u r distinguishli wiked!lmao nd u musto appologise for dis.anyways I didn't do all of dat listed ooo nd am no mor a babe•i nau chew bones nd am a preety fast gurl.I learn fast

ITbomb:
She is killing me softly

emmysenior: hehe
these are true signs of newbeans newbie
1. you wonder how to post topics.
2. you get annoyed when nobody replies your topic in the next 30 minutes.
3. you get angry when people comment pb4, pds, wtf, trash, e.t.c on your topic.
4. you wonder how to add friends and quickly get a guy/lady to love/like you.
5. you want to know if you are recognized at all.
6. you feel important when your topic is a hot topic (100 replies)
7. you ponder if addicts/heroes are being payed or awarded for their posts.
8. you feel bad if your post is not on the front page.
9. you expect admin to send you a message complimenting your progress.
10. you view a lot of topics and pass without commenting but expecting your number of posts to increase.
11. you feel like a "star" when you comment, posted b4 on someones topic.
If u have any of these signs, you are a true new beans newbie.

emmysenior: hehe
these are true signs of newbeans newbie
1. you wonder how to post topics.
2. you get annoyed when nobody replies your topic in the next 30 minutes.
3. you get angry when people comment pb4, pds, wtf, trash, e.t.c on your topic.
4. you wonder how to add friends and quickly get a guy/lady to love/like you.
5. you want to know if you are recognized at all.
6. you feel important when your topic is a hot topic (100 replies)
7. you ponder if addicts/heroes are being payed or awarded for their posts.
8. you feel bad if your post is not on the front page.
9. you expect admin to send you a message complimenting your progress.
10. you view a lot of topics and pass without commenting but expecting your number of posts to increase.
11. you feel like a "star" when you comment, posted b4 on someones topic.
If u have any of these signs, you are a true new beans newbie.

pearl~hapi:
@searchingforlove*sheby guys don finish for ur niehbourhood+i percieve jealousy

bunmioguns:
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Now, hw will these solve d frequent attack of Boko Haram in Borno and its environ

ITbomb:
I have a dream
That i'll find luv on NL

pearl~hapi:
dream kor ni!u shall only have another nightmare of your village juju chasin you.

ITbomb:
U don start shea, you no go sleep
I will give you one now that will make you cry to your bed

binmacc: i am a newbie ooo. so can someone please tell me how to add friends and chat with them...... cuz i want to make friends and get someone to love me...... lol..........

bennyraz: welcome newbie

pearl~hapi:
blessed soul,who sent you here? I cant forget what you did me in a hurry

bennyraz: modified.. Honey sweetie pie, relax. Forgive and forget, remember the Bible says so let me dry up ur tears

emmysenior: hehe
these are true signs of newbeans newbie
1. you wonder how to post topics.
2. you get annoyed when nobody replies your topic in the next 30 minutes.
3. you get angry when people comment pb4, pds, wtf, trash, e.t.c on your topic.
4. you wonder how to add friends and quickly get a guy/lady to love/like you.
5. you want to know if you are recognized at all.
6. you feel important when your topic is a hot topic (100 replies)
7. you ponder if addicts/heroes are being payed or awarded for their posts.
8. you feel bad if your post is not on the front page.
9. you expect admin to send you a message complimenting your progress.
10. you view a lot of topics and pass without commenting but expecting your number of posts to increase.



Guy you are a Wizard,damn how did u know?I won't lie to you,felt almost all d things u listed when I newly joined nairaland in May dis year..LOL
11. you feel like a "star" when you comment, posted b4 on someones topic.
If u have any of these signs, you are a true new beans newbie.

bright007: most of d things written here do not apply to nairaland or maybe I did not experience any of dem.The only thing I wondered about back when I was a newbie was how to write in colours and new formats.But I have since learnt them shaaaa.

bunmioguns:
Now, hw will these solve d frequent attack of Boko Haram in Borno and its environ

bunmioguns:
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Now, hw will these solve d frequent attack of Boko Haram in Borno and its environ

gulfer:
12. you wonder how to upload pictures to your posts.
13. you wonder why you been victimised when the spam-bot bans you