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nuradeen011:
Senators passed Nigerian Customs budget yesterday, i sensed March camp

I read the news few hours ago, you are right.

Madlov3:
ozwor but they don’t use China phones like Infinity or Techno or Xaomi or those other crappie devices you guys call a phone.

I won’t upload my home screen here because it will be an insult to my phone. This thread is obviously a China phone thread. Peace out ✌️

Keep on hyping yourself bro, it is allowed

seanwilliam:
most Americans use iPhone..I mean like 85%... I mean native Americans oo..

That's not 100% and not every Nigerian use Android too, most of my guys use IPhone.

Madlov3:
Androids users everywhere! No wonder some Nairalanders are always fighting for FTC. Jobless and broke ass dude full this place

Mumu, not all Americans use IPhone

A young, well qualified Officer left the job in Lagos and emigrated to Canada for better prospects and applied for a salesman's job at Vancouver's premier downtown department store. It was the biggest store in the world: you could get anything there.
The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?"
"Yes sir, I was a salesman in Nigeria
The boss liked him and said, "You can start tomorrow. Learn fast and do well."
The first working day was long and arduous for the young man, but he got through it.
Finally 6 pm came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you make today?"
"Sir, I made ONE sale!" said the young salesman rather happily.
"Only one sale?!" shot back the boss. "No! No! You see, most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day.
If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale.
By the way, how much was your sale worth?"
"$933,005.00", said the man.
"What?! How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss.
"Well," said the salesman, "this man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook.
Then I sold him a good fishing rod and some fishing gear.
Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast.
So I told him he'd be needing a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that 20-foot schooner with the twin engines.
Then he said his Volkswagen wouldn't be able to carry it, so I took him to our automotive department and sold him that new Deluxe 4X4 Blazer.
I then asked him where he'll be staying and since he had not decided, I took him to camping department and sold him a six-sleeper camper tent.
Then he said I should throw in about $200 worth of groceries and two cases of juice."
The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook?!"
"No, sir," answered the young man, "he came in to buy sanitary napkins for his wife and I convinced him that since he will be bored with his wife being in periods fishing is the best remedy for boredom."
Boss: "Where did you acquiree this professional training?!"
"Oshodi overhead bridge Traffic in Lagos sir."
.. Knowledge is power. Have a great week..!!!.
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This is mine.

Keep it coming guys.

I saw this post and i decide to share it on Nairaland


Someone said "Fulani is Yoruba's number one enemy and that the British handed over Nigeria to them."
*This is not the truth.*
The British did not hand over Nigeria to the Fulani.
Parliamentary elections were held in Nigeria on 12 December 1959. The result was a hung parliament with no clear majority to form a government.
Zik's National Council of Nigeria and Cameroons (NCNC), came first with 2,594,577 votes to get 81 seats.
Awolowo's Action Group (AG), came second with 1,992,364 votes to get 73 seats.
However, the Ahmadu Bello's Northern People's Congress (NPC), came a distant third with 1,922,179 votes to get 134 of the 312 seats in the House of Representatives despite getting less public votes.
The above three major political parties in the election did not get enough number of the seats to form a government. An alliance had to be formed to determine who would rule.

It was a no brainer that Zik's NCNC and Awolowo's Action Group should make a coalition government as they came first and second respectively.
Awolowo, then humbled himself and volunteered to be a Deputy Prime Minister or Finance Minister in a coalition government with Zik as the Prime Minister. This was because the Zik's NCNC party had more public votes and seats than the Awolowo's Action Group.
Zik invited Awolowo’s team to Asaba, the gateway between the Yoruba's Western Region and the Igbo's Eastern Region to hold coalition talks.
The talks were a clever ruse to keep Action Group’s hopes high, so that Action Group would be kept distracted from meeting with other minor parties for talks, including: Northern Elements Progressive Union with 8 seats; Mobolaje Grand Alliance with 6 seats; Igala Union with 4 seats; Independents Candidates with 4 seats; Igbira Tribal Union with 4 seats and the Niger Delta Congress with 1 seat.

Whilst the Action Group team was waiting in Asaba for a meeting with the NCNC, they read in the news that Zik and the NCNC had gone up North and clinched the deal with Ahmadu Bello on forming a coalition government with the NPC.
Tafawa Balewa, a Fulani, would be the Prime Minister of Nigeria while Zik would be the figure head Governor-General. Even Nkrumah of Ghana was shocked.
He asked Zik why having spent so much energy fighting for colonial emancipation and then settling for a toothless bulldog role when Nigeria needed him the most.
Zik wrote in his autobiography why he did not form a coalition government with Awolowo.
In 1947, with over £13,500 raised from the Yoruba people and given to the NCNC, Zik had led other six prominent NCNC delegates to London to protest the “obnoxious laws” of Governor Arthur Richards. The trip ended in failure with backbiting, abuses and accusation of theft against Zik. Zik’s opponents at the NCNC, accused him of squandering the money and the trust of Nigerians.
Zik replied insinuating that the Yoruba on the team, that are: Mrs. Fumilayo Ransome-Kuti, Prince Adeleke Adedoyin, and Dr. A. B. Olorunnimbe, were the problem.

There erupted a heated and prolonged press war between Zik’s Political Reminiscence in his West African Pilot and H.O. Davies’ Political Panorama in the Daily Service. This led to Igbo in Lagos rushing to buy machetes in large numbers thinking a tribal war was imminent.
The Governor and his General Secretary, Hugh Foot, quickly called Zik and H.O. Davies to order at the Government House.
Zik went away with the resolve that “the Yoruba must not be allowed to rule over others in Nigeria”.
And afterwards in the Daily Service published the speech of Zik in 1949 about Igbo being destined by God to conquer and rule over others. This among others, will explain why Zik rejected Awolowo's offer of a coalition government in 1959 and instead worked with the Fulani.
The Fulani had been reading Zik and the Igbo through the lens of his 1949 speech ever since.
The Fulani way of neutralising Zik when the opportunity came in 1959 was to offer him a powerless post, which surprisingly Zik and the NCNC dutifully accepted in place of being Nigeria’s first Prime Minister.
Zik had thought that the Igbo can easily manipulate the Fulani in place of the educated Yoruba. He thus manipulated Balewa to arrest Awolowo in 1962 and to have him jailed for 10 years in 1963.
Zik also manipulated Balewa to remove from the Western Region the Edo, Urhobo, Itsekiri and Western Ijaw that account for 70% of the oil wealth in Nigeria and created for them the Mid-West Region.
Zik's hatred for the Yoruba gave the Fulani the impetus to rule over others in Nigeria.
The Igbo coup plotters tried to undo Zik's mistake in 1966. And unfortunately, they killed other tribes and left theirs, which resulted in the civil war.
Britain did not really hand over Nigeria to the Fulani. Nigeria was given over to the Fulani by the Igbo.
However, to hold on to power in Nigeria, the Fulani enlisted the backing of the self-serving career politicians in England.
Not many Igbo especially the young ones know this narrative. I don’t think the Yorubas, even their elders remember this. Has the leopard changed its spots? Yoruba Ronu!!!!
Good morning sir.

I love hijabi girls, but your lips issa lil bit thick, it will be good for a legendary BJ.

This old cargo never get sense still
Face like moulded deity for shrine.

RumeAlfred:
hustle kingdom

Lol, now I grab

slimfit1:
Those people deserve what they get.

You need a knock on your head

What is HK ?

Union super saver people

Do you guys know he is nominated alongside Mama Africa Angelique Kidjo, so it will a lil bit hard for him to win ooo.
The same Angelique Kidjo that Burna sampled her sound in his 'Anybody' track.

davodyguy:
Oga oo

I was talking to someone yesterday that why is it that the educated elites billionaires always live long?
Mike Adenuga
Chief Mike Ade Ojo
Jim Ovia
Tony Elumele
Eleganza Okoya is nor 80 years old
Danjuma
Obat Petroleum
Jolapamo (Daily need)
Chief Samuel Adedoyin (Doyin cubes)
Pascal Dozie
Alex dudu Yemi
Otunba Sebanjo

Etc
But the uneducated ones do not

You don't know what you are saying sir.
Do you think he's an illiterate ?
If your assertion is true, Steve Jobs should be alive by now.

I need picture of the interior and the engine before I can contact you.

Balogunodua:
See men they are the nairalanders of those days

Bros, you wicked ooo
Where is mannabgrillz and lalastic

Pictures abi na audio Benz

[quote author= post=85940339]Lol

Atiku can now open his mouth to talk on this issue also.
Same thing he and his Oga never did for all the wasted and years of looting they were in power.
The era when the most popular song in Nigeria was Nigeria jagajaga!

A period that a sitting vice president has the company that import the largest numbers of generators in different shapes and sizes,
How will they ever want us to have electricity?
Why won't they want us to remain in perpetual darkness!

A nation that the same vice president and the sitting president both floated 2 private universities for themselves while the Federal and State universities were on endless strikes!
universities that they are still operating up till this present day!
There was a nation!
If only our Democracy started with a Man like Our darling Daddy, President Muhammadu Buhari......If and only If!

Supporters of evil and corrupt politicians you can now start quoting...
Youhave the floor now.............[/quote]Shut up dead meat seller, you hardly have any meaningful contributions on this forum.

Amotekun is here to stay.

Why are these people so scared ?
We have been securing our region before Lugard was born so what's now the issue with the Hausa Fulani people about Amotekun.

What about Pictures of the interior, engine?

Who will be coming to the University of Ibadan ECT center for the exam..

yehmy:
follow the instructions

Enough of the quote sir.

yehmy:
did you bother to read the email sent to you If you did you will not be asking this question

Of course i did, but i just want to gather more info.

Chimzy4real:
Please hope what they started below is what we need for the exam... A slip and a photocopy of ID card... Cos i no bother do all those guarantor thingy

Same here bro.

Can someone please clarify us on what to bring to the examination hall
I saw some info on nairaland that we will need to go with guarantors form, and the first print out.