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GReat Beating of his lifetime

God bless NA

But Why ?

Only God can save Nigeria

what ??

see what they give to them in order for them to say rubish

what a shame and what do we call this

who are they, we dont need them to

sai buhari all the way

report to the police as soon as possible bro

ok

work harder bro

On Sunday, I was sitting in the church, my friend
invited me for a thanksgiving, and when it was
time for offering, the offering basket was passed
around. Despite d Pastor’s charge for gud
offering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out
N50 from my pocket and dropped it. Just then,
the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder
and handed me a N1,000 note. I smiled, how
generous, then majestically I looked around and
put d N1,000 in the basket and passed it on, then
I turned and thanked d man seriously for being so
generous.
He replied “don’t mention, be more careful next
time, it fell frm ur pocket” Whaaaat!!!!!…….
Usher please wait!!
LoL money don go be dat ooo

On Sunday, I was sitting in the church, my friend
invited me for a thanksgiving, and when it was
time for offering, the offering basket was passed
around. Despite d Pastor’s charge for gud
offering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out
N50 from my pocket and dropped it. Just then,
the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder
and handed me a N1,000 note. I smiled, how
generous, then majestically I looked around and
put d N1,000 in the basket and passed it on, then
I turned and thanked d man seriously for being so
generous.
He replied “don’t mention, be more careful next
time, it fell frm ur pocket” Whaaaat!!!!!…….
Usher please wait!!
LoL money don go be dat ooo

DAYS TO PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION PLEASE
CONSIDER THESE FACTORS BEFORE
VOTING
1. The Chibok Girls
2. NNPC Scam
3. Police pension fund
4. Missing 20Billion
5. $9million Arms deal
6. Bomb Blasts
7. Immigration job scam
8. Petroleum pump price
9. Devaluation of Naira
10. Oil theft
11. Perpetual Power outage
12. Selling of NEPA to cronies and no
results.
13. Selling of Refineries
14. Skyrocketed NEPA Bills
15. ASUU & Poly Strike
16. Doctors Strike
17. National Assembly tragedy
19. Stella Oduah Aviation Scam
20. Kerosene subsidy
21. Insurgency.
22. Pardon granted to treasury looters
22. Asked to declare assets... Response ..'I
dont give a damn'!
23. Asked questions on Economy..
Response.. 'I am not in charge'
24. Refusal to meet Chibok girls parents
until a small girl forced him
25. Foreign reserve depleted to zero
26. Nigeria debt paid by Obasanjo. Now
Nigeria is back into debt!
27. Not a single criminal in govt has been
apprehended or prosecuted
28. Quote of the year: Stealing is not
Corruption! (That from a PhD holder Pres.
GEJ)
29. Commander in Chief of Armed Force
who couldn't visit Borno, Yobe and Adamawa
to commiserate wt d people but plans to go
there to campaign!
PLEASE VOTE WISELY!

Vote APC
Vote GMB.

How market today

The new lines Naija boys use to woo a girl
these days. 1. Are you on WIFI? Because I can
feel a
connection. 2. Are you tired? You've been
running on
my mind day and night. 3. May I have a
plaster? I bruised my knee
when I fell for you 4. May I have your 9
digits? I have the first
1. 5. Are you from the Space? Because I
only see stars. 6. Are you from Iraq? Because
you the
BOMB! 7.May I have your number? I lost
mine. i hope u have a license cos u r driving
me
crazy

WHO IS A BIG GIRL? The fact that
different guys pick you
up every Friday night does not make you
a big girl.
- The fact that you wear all the latest
clothes in the market, does not make you a big girl. -And of the fact that you use
the latest
phone
and different guys pay money into your
account does not make you a big girl... It
does not even make you smart! You are only eating up your FUTURE!
THEN WHO IS A BIG GIRL?!.
- A big girl is a girl with enough brain in
her, not the one with more money. The
girl that thinks of consequences before
actions. -She is not the one who flirts with all the
men around her.
- She is the girl who respects her
relationship and marriage.
- She is never heard but seen. You know
her by what she does, her behaviour speaks a lot about her. -She is every
man's queen, decently
dressed... always decently good looking.

A big girl respects the value of
womanhood.. -She carries herself with
more dignity... - Stop boasting about the number of men you've slept with my
dear..Remember,cheap
articles always have more buyers..
Sleeping with all your male friends
doesn't mean you are sexy.
Build yourself into the woman people will - always respect and admire. Never
follow men who will make a mess of your
life.- but be humble, be Godly.. Be
hardworking, respect your relationship
or marriage, Be ambitious but
contented.. Be bold don't make men a priority in life..
Real men will seek after you when u build
yourself into the woman men will always
want to take u home to their mothers.
Not the one they only want to take to
hotels and clubs. TRUST ME, if you just trap a man with
your body, he'll go one day.
A lady without morals and dignity is like a
phone without a sim card... Sorry, if I just
stepped on a toe, am only
being blunt.

*Boy: do you have a boyfriend?
*Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
*Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not
good for the man to be alone. I will make a
helper suitable for him’.”
*Girl: But I don’t love you.
*Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does
not know God, because God is love.”
*Girl: So how do I discern that your words are
true?
*Boy: Matthew 12:34 “For the mouth speaks what
the heart is full of."
*Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful
and honest?
*Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass
away, but my words will never pass away."
*Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out
there.
*Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble
things, but you surpass them all!”
*Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you
love me?
*Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether
beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you."
*Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re
exaggerating.
*Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and
beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the
Lord is to be praised.”
*Girl: What will happen if I say yes?
*Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his
father and mother and is united to his wife, and
they become one flesh."
*Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures?
*Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law
always on your lips; meditate on it day and night,

so that you may be careful to do everything
written in it. Then you will be prosperous and
successful. "
*Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God.
*Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is
good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in
Him!”
*Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time
to think about this.
*Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and
sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble,
whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is
lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is
excellent or praiseworthy —think about such
things."
*Girl: owwww I love you already
*Boy: Revelations 22:21 "Amen." —

SO how do you see it

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Religion and politics have been bound in a passionate love-hate affair since the beginning of time, it seems. Bearing in mind the volatility of Nigeria and the havocs religious crisis have wrecked in the country, one may ask: Should religion and politics be mixed, most especially in a secular state like Nigeria? And if they are mixed, would the mixture be like “manna from heaven”, or a powerful poison that burns everything it touches?

Nigeria as a state is very volatile when it comes to issues related to religion. It, therefore, is gravely baffling when the government that is supposed to be the unifying force begins to instigate religious disaffection amongst its citizens by its (in)action. This is particularly evident in the desperate attempts to mix politics with religion by some agents of the two leading political parties in order to score some political points.

Whereas politics is meant to regulate social behaviour so that men can co-exist peacefully and gainfully, religion regulates individual behaviour and beliefs in a higher power. Thus, politics and religion both play important roles in the way people live and societies operate.

Civilization has availed people the liberty to think and believe anything they want. Moreover, they are free to practice a high degree of ethical pluralism in their life, that is, be free to “do their own thing”. But that freedom does not imply total ethical anarchy, so governments exist to set some limits to the human behaviour.

Government is to “bear the sword” and thus must stipulate some level of morality when there is a threat to life, liberty or property of citizens. A rapist is not free to “do his own thing”, neither is a terrorist or an armed robber. The government must step in to protect the rights of citizens.

Someone said once that religion and politics wield power, and their alliance was meant to be the best way to exercise absolute power on people.

During the Middles Ages, the church was a formidable power, potent enough to threaten the monarch. To keep itself strong and viable, the church encouraged feudalism and discouraged independent thought. However, massive corruption and abuse of power by the church led to popular dissent and revolution.

As we approach the March 28, 2015 and April 11, 2015 general elections, it becomes more and more clear that the church and government of Nigeria have refused to learn from history. The continued instigation of religious disaffection by politicians in their campaigns poses a threat of grave magnitude to the peaceful co-existence amongst the diverse interest groups that make up this entity, Nigeria.

More befuddling is that the Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) and its leadership have allowed themselves to be dragged into the antics of politicians who are ready to explore any means to score political goals. The allegation of N6,000,000,000 and/or N7,000,000,000 bribe monies purportedly given to the CAN leadership by the presidency aimed at wooing the Christian body to support and canvass for votes for the re-election bid of President Jonathan is perplexing. Also bewildering is the purported “Whatsapp message” being circulated and alleged to have originated from the CAN leadership warning Christians not to vote for a Muslim presidential candidate in the forthcoming election; that a vote for a Muslim president is tantamount to automatic Islamization of Nigeria. I also received one such message. One begins to wonder, could it be that the Nigerian government and religious leaders (both Muslim and Christian) have forgotten that Nigeria is a secular state as routed for by our founding fathers?

In the Western world, the experience of the Middle Ages and the teachings of “free-thinkers” like Rousseau gave birth to the phenomenon of secularism. A true secularism seeks to keep the state/country independent of religious influence. Individual has the right to practice their own religion while the state will not be swayed and/or swindled by religious motives or ideologies. Having lived through the detrimental effects of mixing religion with politics, the West has let religion and politics rule separately.

Howbeit, reverse is the case in Nigeria. The politicians haves succeeded in manipulating various religious bodies and leaders into instigating religious sentiments just to grab power on religious grounds. Nigeria is a country where religion can make individual most educated behave and express attitude not expected even from a completely illiterate person. The incumbent Vice President who is also the Vice Presidential candidate of the PDP, was recently caught on video instigating religious concerns in Kaduna state (another religiously volatile state). It is so unfortunate that those who are supposed to engender peaceful co-existence in the country are the ones causing great disaffection amongst diverse groups in Nigeria.

Everywhere else in the world, political campaigns are supposed to be issue-based. Here in Nigeria, it is all about character assassination of political opponents and inciting of ethno-religious sentiments. Latest events have revealed that our very revered national institutions such as the army, police force, CAN, etc., have been dragged into politics to further the political gains of certain politicians/political parties.

It is wise to opine here that Christians should beware of certain Christian leaders in CAN who have soiled their hands and stained their garments with bribes. Same counsel goes to the adherents of Islam. These bribes have beclouded their sense of reasoning and judgment. Some of these religious leaders are spiritual charlatans and demagogues looking for religiously gullible and fickle-minded individuals to exploit in order to advance their material benefits.

We have to allow our conscience determine the direction of our votes irrespective of our religious and ethnic affiliations. Let us vote for the best candidates who can upturn the present precarious state of the nation as regards the economy, security, power, unemployment, etc.

We must vehemently reject every attempt by politicians to divide this nation. Religion and politics must be kept separate. Religion is meant to unite people with similar beliefs into a “moral community”, e.g. Muslims, Christians etc., while politics is meant to unite all people of a country like Nigeria into a single community regardless of ethnicity, personal beliefs and practices.

Your opinions counts

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all is camoflag jooooo

victory at last

share your opinion and lets rub mind

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