₦airaland Forum

WHICH OF THESE CAN SAVE LIFE PERFECTLY ?
(1.) Nurse
(2.) Doctor
(3.) Sex
(4.) God
(5.) None of the above

7 ways low self-esteem girls behave in order to
get a husband
1- Become overzealous in church work... After
spending their bloom period donating their
vaginas freely to the male community, aborting
14 times, na so dem go join church begin dey
form pious 'Sister Deborah', waiting for the
unfortunate dude who will be deceived into
marrying her, scrap body, bullshiit character,
and all
2- Obsession with nyansh-pads and foam-
bras... The older girls get, the more obsessed
they become with foam bras to support the
fallen heroes, Marykay to hide the facial
wrinkles, and body shapers to hide the pot-
belly resulting from too many abortions and
reckless glutonny
3- Being unncessarily and scarily polite and
helpful, and nice... Marry them, and watch
them show their true King-kong characters
4- Using alum to tighten their already porous
and very watery vaginas. ... That's how they
will be crying loudly during sex and telling you
to take it easy with them, as they have never
had sex since they were deflowered 9 years
ago
5- Talking endlessly about how all her ex -
boyfriends want her back, and how one of
them who is in Malaysia wants to come and
introduce himself to her parents next week
.... lie no dey tire una?
6- Dropping her baskad baby with her mother
in the village and even going as far as denying
the baskad's existence, in order not to 'scare
away' suitors ... I wonder if they think of
the dire consequences the truth will have on
the relationship when it is finally revealed, as
it surely will
7- Reducing her age.... na so so 23 years old
she dey dey every year... She swears age
affidavits every 2 years.. Some evil ones even
go to the extent of denying their position in
their family... Na so person go see 39 year-old
first daughter dey claim say her 26 year old
younger brother is indeed her elder brother..
. smh

you are a baga

WHICH OF THESE CAN SAVE LIFE PERFECTLY ?
(1.) Nurse
(2.) Doctor
(3.) Sex
(4.) God
(5.) None of the above

while apc

Abeg oo, answer with all sincerity; who dey
provoke u pass for Nigeria?
1. MTN.
2. NEPA
3. APC
4. PDP
5. POLICE
6. ATM
7. TRAFFIC
8. NTA
Lets see which of this dominate the
votes?

Okay

hmmmm

'''NYSC Why me''' Niger State.

Curfew was declared while some guys
went to watch match and met the soldiers
on their way…. The soldiers decided to
flog them according to the numbers on
their clothes (jerseys)…
The first guy was wearing chelsea jersey
12 Mikel Obi… he was flogged 12 strokes
and the second person was wearing
50cent …they gave 50 strokes…on the
process the third man started crying from
afar…Guess what?
He is a fulani man wearing “Vote Buhari
2015“….
What do you think will happen to him?
Let me Sip my Cold Zobo and Hear what
you guys want to say… lol

Since it is trekking galore,I think it is high
time i started my own trek to honour Sai.
I will take off on Tuesday from Osogbo. I
must trek for Buhari.
Who is with me?

Cc.
Lalasticlala

please front page now, i need help please

PLEASE I NEED YOUR ADVICE
My girlfriend is dating a soldier and I'm
planning to go and
warn him at the barracks..
Should I go or not?.


Cc.
Lalasticlala

hmmm

[size=80pt]please tell buhari to install satelite and cctv of nigeria for security purpose[/size]

WHILE WE AWAIT JEGA, LET'S PONDER ON
THESE:
"I will deliver 1million votes for Jonathan" -
Mimiko
*Fact: The Ondo state Governor couldn't
deliver 300,000 votes. APC won in
Ondo.
----------------
"Jonathan will win Lagos" -Jimi Agbaje.
*Fact: He couldn't even win his ward. APC won
in Lagos
----------------
"Jonathan must win at all cost" - Sule Lamido.
*Fact: He couldn't even win Jigawa for GEJ.
APC defeated PDP convincingly.
----------------
"APC is a disgrace, I have 6million followers
for GEJ" - Gani Adams.
*Fact: He lost his ward woefully to APC.
----------------
"APC is filled with liars and will lose in Nigeria"
- Babangida Aliyu.
*Fact: The Niger State Governor lost his
senatorial bid to David Umar of APC.
-----------------
Moral lesson: Whenever God declares a new
beginning, no man 'of whatever
calibre or persuasion' can stop it.
Power belongs to God.

sai baba
1000 likes for him joor

hmmmmmmmmm

all this is happening in river state and he is silent and not voicing out, where is he and please has he been hijacked too

A nine-year-old girl has done the unexpected to the All Progressives Congress.
Nicole Benson, who is said to be a student of Greensprings School, Lekki campus, has donated her lunch money and more to the APC. She also wrote an engaging, heartfelt letter to the opposition party. Below is Nicole’s letter, which was addressed to Lagos state governor, Babatunde Fashola, and the APC.

Dear APC and governor Fashola,

My name is Nicole Benson. I am 9 years old. The name of my school is Greensprings School lekki campus and I am in year 4 peters. I want to be a doctor when I grow up so that I can take care of people who are sick and dying because they take care of me when I am sick.

Governor fashola and apc I was listening to the radio on my way to school today and I heard that we can send money to you to help you to win the election. My mummy said that I can donate from N100 so that we can help APC to raise the money to win the election and remove president goodluck jonathan so that mr buhari and professor osinbajo can be the new president and assistant president and be able to help nigeria to fight the boko haram people who are killing innocent children and also bring back the chibok girls so that their mummies and daddies can be happy.

Governor Fashola and APC, please don’t you think that N100 is too small? I have the new N100 notes but I am sorry I will not be able to give it to you because I only have one and I want to keep it in my wallet. But I have N5785 that I saved from my lunch money and pocket money and toothfairy money. I know it’s my mummy giving the toothfairy the money to give me because I found my tooth in her wallet last year. and I want to give you all my money that I saved so that you can win in February.

I have N5785 naira and also N8 but the N8 is in coins and it’s only in Shoprite that they gave me so I want to go and spend it there. I wanted to buy my inhaler disk but my daddy has bought another new one for me. I have given my mummy the money and she put it on her card to pay it on your website and she paid it now. I wish I could get more money for you but that will be next week when I get more lunch money from my daddy and toothfairy can’t give me any more money because all my teeth have all grown back. I can still save more money for you and give you in February.

Please help me give some of the money to Mr Ambode too so that he can win Mr Jimmy Agbaje. I like Mr Ambode very much.

I wish you Goodluck not Goodluck Jonathan but best of luck and please you can call my mummy’s number if you need me to send the money I want to save for you.But you will have to give me some time to save it.

Please say hello to Mr Ambode, Mr Buhari and professor Osinbajo for me.

what a big disgrace to human rights

can you do this. hope this is not a disgrace to human wright.

He was caught in the very act by the wife husband now he is trying to escape, how will he do it

[b]We need CHANGE From an inept and corrupt government with all these glaring cases of inaction and corruption

1. The Chibok Girls
2. NNPC AS GOVT ATM
3. Police pension fund
4. Missing $20Billion
5. $9million Arms deal Embarrassment in SA
6. EKITIGATE Election fraud
7. Immigration job SCAM (He is just meeting the victims and dolling out money )
8 .DEPLETING External Reserves.
9. Devaluation of Naira to N250 to a $
10. Oil theft Increase
11. REWARDING THIEVES with NATIONAL honours and appointments
12. CRIPPLING OF THE EFCC
13. REFUSAL TO FIX NIGERIAN REFINERIES
14. Skyrocketed ELECTRICITY Bills
15. POLARIZATION OF NIGERIA LABOUR CONGRESS
16. STEALING IS NOT CORRUPTION
17. National Assembly INVASION by Police
19. Stella Oduah Aviation Scam (THE BULLET PROOF CARS...)
20. Kerosene subsidy
21. Last minute fighting of Insurgency
22. Sentencing soldiers to death for asking for weapons to fight
23. Directly supporting and paying 10million USD as salary to terorist Asari and Terrorist Tompolo amongst others
24. Palling around with boko haram chieftains in Niger and Dafty's inability to capture, extract information and bring to justice a singe
captured boko haram fighter up till today
25. Mrs Dafty's personal terrorist bombing campaigns in Rivers state (Stoning the opposition)
26. Dafty's work for the benefits of enemies of Nigeria - Handpicking Abacha's son as PDP candidate for Kano, stoppng FaniKayode,treasury
looting case and appointing him in his campaign, supporter of Anenih,IBB, and other treasury looters who should be in jail
27. Conversion of MOPOL to Meiguard of the rich while the poor wallow in abject insecurity; and using regular police, eg. Mbu, as political thugs!
28. Postponing elections by refusing to provide security when in fact,elections will last for only one day, and the entire armed forces and
police in Nigeria could have been deployed to secure just that 10hrs of the election day.
29. Sending troops to look for Sambisa forest in Tinubu's Ikoyi house
30. Giving AIT 10billion to air false and negative videos on APC.
31. REJECTION OF THE CARD READER.
32. CONFIRMATION OF [ Obanikoro ]THE ELECTION RIGGER as a MINISTER
33. FAILURE TO PUBLICLY DECLARE his ASSETS saying "I don't give a damn"
34. BURNING OF INEC OFFICE.[/b]

We need CHANGE From an inept and corrupt government with all these glaring cases of inaction and corruption

1. The Chibok Girls
2. NNPC AS GOVT ATM
3. Police pension fund
4. Missing $20Billion
5. $9million Arms deal Embarrassment in SA
6. EKITIGATE Election fraud
7. Immigration job SCAM (He is just meeting the victims and dolling out money )
8 .DEPLETING External Reserves.
9. Devaluation of Naira to N250 to a $
10. Oil theft Increase
11. REWARDING THIEVES with NATIONAL honours and appointments
12. CRIPPLING OF THE EFCC
13. REFUSAL TO FIX NIGERIAN REFINERIES
14. Skyrocketed ELECTRICITY Bills
15. POLARIZATION OF NIGERIA LABOUR CONGRESS
16. STEALING IS NOT CORRUPTION
17. National Assembly INVASION by Police
19. Stella Oduah Aviation Scam (THE BULLET PROOF CARS...)
20. Kerosene subsidy
21. Last minute fighting of Insurgency
22. Sentencing soldiers to death for asking for weapons to fight
23. Directly supporting and paying 10million USD as salary to terorist Asari and Terrorist Tompolo amongst others
24. Palling around with boko haram chieftains in Niger and Dafty's inability to capture, extract information and bring to justice a singe
captured boko haram fighter up till today
25. Mrs Dafty's personal terrorist bombing campaigns in Rivers state (Stoning the opposition)
26. Dafty's work for the benefits of enemies of Nigeria - Handpicking Abacha's son as PDP candidate for Kano, stoppng FaniKayode,treasury
looting case and appointing him in his campaign, supporter of Anenih,IBB, and other treasury looters who should be in jail
27. Conversion of MOPOL to Meiguard of the rich while the poor wallow in abject insecurity; and using regular police, eg. Mbu, as political thugs!
28. Postponing elections by refusing to provide security when in fact,elections will last for only one day, and the entire armed forces and
police in Nigeria could have been deployed to secure just that 10hrs of the election day.
29. Sending troops to look for Sambisa forest in Tinubu's Ikoyi house
30. Giving AIT 10billion to air false and negative videos on APC.
31. REJECTION OF THE CARD READER.
32. CONFIRMATION OF [ Obanikoro ]THE ELECTION RIGGER as a MINISTER
33. FAILURE TO PUBLICLY DECLARE his ASSETS saying "I don't give a damn"
34. BURNING OF INEC OFFICE.

what a wicked world.

rip to the death