₦airaland Forum

A Wrist watch for 1.5M?? Will it show me when the world will end?
• A Bathing soap for 80k?? Will it wash away sins and sorrows?
• One Eye glasses for 350k?? If I wear it, will I be able to see the future?
• An Italian shoe for 500k?? Will I be able to walk on water?
• A Plasma TV for 1.5m? Will it show me the Judgement day on the last day live?
• A Gold plated mobile phone for 3 million naira. Chai!!! Will I use it to answer heaven's call?
• A Hand Bag for 1.3Million naira?? Will I put my life inside it?
• 2 million naira for a table in comedy show. Which kind
laugh I never laugh before?
• 3 Million naira per year at a university. After graduation, will they make me the president?
Sometimes, I wonder why some people spend like craze, knowing fully well that there are hungry children in the streets roaming about naked.
1. The smallest act of kindness you show, can change someone's life.
2. Remember, money only brings happiness if you help people with it.
3. Let someone say to you, BECAUSE OF YOU I DIDN'T GIVE UP !!!
When God blesses you financially,
don't just raise your STANDARD OF LIVING, also raise your STANDARD OF GIVING.

Marrying a comedian does not guarantee a happy home

A Warri tenant walked in & saw his landlord 19s son trying to commit suicide & a brief conversation ensued:
Tenant: Akpos! Wetin you de do so?
Akpos: I dey try commit suicide, as Papa dey always complain say my life dey worthless!
Tenant: That one no good now, but why you come tie de rope for your waist? Akpos: Bros, no be small thing o! I bin tie de rope for neck, I NEARLY DIE!

Today at the bank, a man goes to the ATM and withdraws all his money. Then goes inside the same bank and deposits the same money he withdrew telling the bank officer that, my money is not safe outside in the ATM...people are just withdrawing anyhow and they can end up withdrawing my money. Keep my money inside the bank

What do you think that made Ladies
happy in a relationship?

Laugh It Off!!!
As I bounced entered d Exam hall,I had just one prayer on my mind which is God pls let me sit near a person that knows book,cos d stupid boy i told to send me the answers on my phone looks lyk who doesn't have sense.God finaly answered my prayer,d girl dat i sat with was an Albino &she wore eyeglass dat has rope,so i knew for sure dat she know book wella.As d paper started,dis girl started to misbehave o.She was just covering her answer,but me as a sharp guy,i was spying d answer from 1 deadly angle.when it remain just 5 minutes to go,this girl caught me copyin her &started shouting @ me,but i just i ignored her,since i had almost copied finish.d next thing that i heard was my phone's message tune.This guy has finally sent d answer,i sighed & then told the invigilator to give Me a fresh answer booklet. I then tore d 1 dat i copied frm d albino girl &used the paper to stone Her.I kept d fresh booklet on top my table & used 1 style to open d message,i saw "To download GBESE by Lil Kesh, text 48 to 4900 - From Mtn" Unconsciously I shouted GESE RE O.
‪#‎GraciousMorningToY‬'All

hmmm

Will You Save Your 95-Year Old Grandma If She Needs A Surgery Of N15m And You Have N16m?

he was stoned here

what a miracle

,,, nice man

story for another day

wat is d name of dis fish pls?

wat is d name of dis fish pls?

Hw many of u can do dis?

A pastor at Switzerland ordered the congregation to UnCloth so dat they can talk to GOD.....so wat do u hv to say abt dis pastor ?

SHAMELESS: SEE WHAT NIGERIAN ACTRESS AFROCANDY IS DOING WITH HER FRIENDS

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Buhari is an Economic Epidemic.
As Investors Lose N1.6trn In First 100 Days Of Buhari Tenure.
What manner of CHANGE is making investors to lose money this fast... N1.6trn in just 100 Days ?
If this continue for 365 days Nigerian investors will lose N5.84trn.
Also, if this decline rate is not checked, I fear by 2019 Nigeria is back to 1983. (Stone Age).
Okay What do you expect when all we have heard since the inception of this administration was...PROBE! PROBE! PROBE!
Anyway I don't expect anything from a senile old man who could not remember his phone number nor his party name.
#100WastedDays benefits of Buhari regime.