₦airaland Forum

This is provoking

Dis speaker tinks he is smart, amidst all d problems facing dis nation at d moment, u r there discussing sharia. SMH

engrchykae:
but u know that the fct minister can demolish ur house in the name of abuja master plan

bros na u dem go demolish. #miscraint

Dream vs Reality. So True

mhiz:
The fact that I respect the oba and the culture of Benin, does not mean I rili care about the people. Any one that kills herself, is an idiot and a big coward. Whichever tribe they re.

lol

everyday edo girls make the news for the wrong reasons.
@mhiz come and see another descendant of our GREAT BINI KINGDOM

pls pls pls, i am building in abj, i no wan hear anytin like break up, not now pls. buhari stop dis my stubborn brothers pls

jesus! where did u keep this clip all dis while?

Sunnynwa:
Journalist: what are your plans for Inclusive development of Niger Delta?

GMB: if you look at election results. Some gave me 5% of votes while some gave me 97%


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYUBTU2ZgFY

ladyF:
Forgotten what I look like as how? I've never posted my ugly pishures here...

Anyway, whatever happens, I am taking the leap of faith this weekend, if he doesn't feel the same way, nothing spoil, life goes on.

pls go ahead and dnt pay attention to distractions.

clems88:
This work sef. Just on my desk frowning n scrolling nl since is past 5:30 bur my boss wunt let person go home like sey na my papa get company. Afterall dis unofficial time

go tell am na

Sijo01:
No. 4 Sha. I've got this annoying colleague that always deep her hand in my food each time she sees me eating. I don't even like her to start with

kuku kill her

mhiz:
Lol, there must surely be bad eggs. Btw where are u from?

Sincerely i'm from edo. My point is; The "GREATNESS" of our kingdom can be likened to the "GIANT" nature of Nigeria in Africa. Na wash

@mhiz please come and see something oh. Its like they are from the GREAT BINI KINGDOM

hehehehe interesting.

vizkiz:
[b] Just like every other day I travel, I like travelling with my pals or "le boo" (that was when I had one though )


I guess that's a story for another thread...

I was sitting in a bus filled with other travellers of different destination waiting for the driver to come and pilot the bus. My friend (charles) started a conversation with me about the girl he got laid about two days ago and how cute she was and all that. Consciously or unconsciously, I shouted at the top of my voice "videos or I don't believe it" , then here was this beautiful lady who turned around and gave me a strange look which made me suspicious.

I however gave her a questionable gaze and after a few seconds, she broke the silence with the word "you would always know a nairalander anywhere you see them" *she nodded her head*

I smile to God for at least granting my prayer and giving me an incredible opportunity to catch a new fish. Even though what she said was no that funny, I broke into a loud laughter and inquired what made her rush to conclude that I was a nairalander and she said one could deduce that from that popular nairaland memory verse


We started chatting and gossiping about stuffs happening on nairaland and how Ishilove and Farano used to send us to jail(ban) when we violate nairaland rules.


After few minutes of inquisitive conversation, she suddenly asked the mouth sealing question I was anticipating. "what is your nairaland moniker?" lol, I felt like lying but I wasn't in the mood to lie, what if she knew me already

I wanted to say professor "Tosyne2much" but I remembered that guy is already known all over nairaland for his top 10 everything and his picture doesn't bear facial resemblance with me. What if I lied that I was Tosyne2much and she launched to his account and found out that he's more taller than I am ?


On a second thought, I wanted to mention "Kingtom " but then I remembered that his reputation on nairaland is that he's a chronic doctor who goes about quoting ladies on every thread. One mine said, don't mention Kingtom


My mind was telling me to mention Naijaboiy but what if she has been crushing on the guy and he hasn't replied her mail?



Then I told the courage and told her my moniker was "vizkiz", immediately I mentioned my moniker, she just hissed and lost interest in me



Chai, shey I neva furck up like this ?... I asked her why she hissed then she replied with "abeg free me, you once insulted me online" then she snubbed for the rest of the journey


I didn't even get her moniker or number. Na that one pain me pass

Please baby anywhere you are on nairaland, I want you to forgive me for insulting you. I am now a changed man. If you don't reply me on this thread, I will keep checking all monikers Till I see your face. [/b]

qboi3000:

dis pikin face dey always mk me Laff hahahahaha

mhiz:
I don't see how I was rude, if u feel I was sorry sha. #proudbinigirl#

u dey argue wit me na lol. Who Proud Bini girl or fighting for oba don help? Those people nor send d masses, na only their close family dem know. Make dem park well

mhiz:
Show me a place in Nigeria where all those thing you mentioned are not. At least we have a rich cultural heritage which is more than other states have. Save me your hogwash Abeg, I'm from Edo state and I'm a proud Bini girl. Deal with it.

d way I go take cover ur face wit my back hand if u contemplate rudeness wit me enn, u no go bliv o

corruption abounds only in PDP, so make una leave buhari make him dey fight PDP.

cktheluckyman:
Now Buhari will be fighting on two fronts!! It was very stupid of him to go after tompolo thus provoking the return of the boys to the creeks!!choi!! This regime is doomed even before it starts!!

karma is a good record keeper!
u cant make other peoples' govt ungovernable and expect to enjoy urs.

mhiz:
If ure from Edo and u see nothing great about it, then ure a disgrace and shame to your kingdom. Go and study and see how great and rich the Bini culture is.

wat is great about a kingdom wit youth unemployment at 90%, dilapidated infrastructure, girl child trafficking and prostitution, armed robbery and cultism, tribalism and nepotism and more? u r nothing but a slave to the oba.

mhiz:
What an insult to the great Bini kingdom.

my friend keep quiet! i am from edo state and i'm yet to see any great thing about the kingdom. pls emancipate urself from mental slavery

Kachikwu u r such a fantastically funny man.
So you live in your home? OK, where would you have preferred to live?

Life is a movie directed by God. #R.I.P

Most ladies do not have anything to offer in a relationship except their bodies. #sad

This Sani Usman must be related to Liar Mohammed

As usual they will cover for their evil colleague and somebody said POLICE IS YOUR FRIEND.

this guy dnt look good to me. my opinion

GOD BLESS THE AVENGERS! JESU! so this people dey rape us since with their one NIGERIA and TOMPOLO dey do amnesty abi? God punish u tompolo!

She is beginning to disturb me too much.

Fake

Baddest Jim. dressing always dope right from day one!

So ND is dis important to nigeria and nothing is bn done to uplift the indigents of the place? Haba Mallam