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interesting

Nice one

Hmmm
After someone will come and tell me Nigeria is BROKE

Hmmmn

rubbish

Thank you for not inviting them...you have saved us a great deal and if you don't know...
You have saved us $1.5m of taxpayers money that Buhari would have used to land in the USA, mope around all day, smile and laugh, then sink in a deep cough and not hear a word; finally come back emptier than ever!
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You have saved us N3b naira worth of billboards, banners and posters that Okorocha Rochas would have put up with slogans like,"The latest face of change" to deface Imo state and tell Imolites they are owing him N36b by 2019!
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You have saved us over $1m that Aisha and Zara would have used just to come sit at the diplomatic stand, chew gums, snap Selfies and update profiles with "Fayose see me and Ivanka" and "Ivanka's complexion on my mind"
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You have saved us over $1m, the cost of carrying Rotimi Amaechi, whose next newspaper headline on return would have been"American companies have sworn to build 36 rail stations for 36 states" and "Trump hates Wike"
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You saved us lies!!!
Lai Mohammed was already rehearsing his scripts and I am sure," Trump begs Buhari to partner with him", "Trump to Buhari: you are a messaih" would have been his first lies. This would have cost us N850m!!
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All the estacodes...a minimum of $250k and a crowd of not less than 130 persons including PAs of the PA to the SA of Senior SAs.
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Thank you once again Mr Trump! Thank you for not inviting us!
I am sure the 19 Northern governors would have used the opportunity to conclude their meeting with Mr John Kerry and that is $1m × 19 = $19m ( don't bother using BODMAS, we have saved that).
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I am sure some of the constituted authorities like Ajimobi of Oyo state who cannot pay salaries or fund education in their states would have been there with federal allocations, not less than $10m budgeted.
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Sure it would have been an opportunity to meet some of your Parliament members... so Bukola Saraki and his entourage should have been there. Mr Trump, that alone would have been paid for using oil wells for at least 2 years!!!
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Our 3 in one minister and jack of all trade, Babatunde Fashola would have been in the parade too. Just $50k would have taken him to and fro but I bet you, he will update his website with $2m with messages like,"American Electricity company takes over kainji and 400 power stations "!
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I did not forget the failing health of the president (that has refused to fail totally) and I know what your health system is like, so this would have been a glorious opportunity to spend his leave there...please that one I am not sure we can fund it alone without the help of IMF and the world bank if he was in America...
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You saved us their noise, their pride, their nuisance, cost of jingles, their cluelessness, the appalling photographs that you will not know when they have snapped it but they will use it as 2019 election campaign posters!
On your first day in office, you saved us over $200m in this recession!!!
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This is the money they siphon from our pockets while their gullible fans are on fb, tweeter and all social media shouting its PDP vs APC!!!!

speechless

Nice one

All this APC people

evansjeff:
With which money?

tax payers money.... Our money.. na their way

As a boyfriend, you're supposed to tell these other girls who try to flirt with you "Sorry, I got a girlfriend. Stop talking to me like that". As a boyfriend, you're supposed to let these other girls know when they're crossing the line. As a boyfriend, you're supposed to know to not talk to girls who flirt with you knowing you have a girlfriend already. As a boyfriend, you gotta keep your relationship private but at least not keep your girlfriend a secret so people would know she exists. As a boyfriend, you're supposed to keep yourself out of situations that involves other girls which could ruin your relationship. As a boyfriend, you're supposed to tell these girls to respect your relationship when they try to be homewreckers. As a boyfriend, you're supposed to be showing your girl off so these other girls can see that you're proud to have her and you're happy to be with her.

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GOD bless the police for their timely response

GOD bless the police for their timely response

A lot of ladies complain that guys walk away from them simply because they refused to give them sex, some are even tempted to give away their virginity just to keep the guys. Let me be very blunt here. Virginity may not be the real reason the guys go away. Yes, no doubt, there are several guys who want sex, and if they don’t get it, they walk away. The problem may not be with the virginity or the sex. The story of the Ten virgins in the Bible reveals that both the wise and foolish were virgins; the other five were not refused from seeing the bridegroom because they were virgins or because they lost their virginity, but because they were foolish; they were called foolish because they had no EXTRA OIL. Most ladies don’t have any EXTRA OIL to sustain any relationship. While many brag about their virginity, that is all they have to offer, they forget that virginity ends the night after the wedding, but EXTRA OIL is what will keep the marriage going. If a man asks a lady for sex and she says NO, the man can walk away if what he really wanted was sex and also, if that is all he thinks the lady can offer him. A man may not come to a lady for sex but along the line,he may be tempted to ask for sex, if the lady turns him down, the man may still stay in the relationship, if he sees other things that are valuable to him but if he doesn’t, he may walk away. Before you think guys are walking away because you are a virgin, look inwardly. Some ladies who brag about virginity are somewhat timid, some impolite, uncultured and aggressive. Why would a guy stay with such a lady? Some ladies do not have manners, some do not have much upstairs, some are not social, some are dull, and maybe the best thing they have is their hips, nice backside, nice breast and nice lips, and so when a guy comes because of all the physical shapes and wants sex, if he is turned down, he walks away because there is nothing else interesting about the lady. Most men now are even scared of marrying such virgins. Their fears prompt them to want to test before they discuss marriage because many ladies who got married as virgins have caused their husbands to be looking elsewhere because they are too naive on bed. However, you don’t need to test to be sure she will be good, you can know a lady who will be good at home and bed by her decent conversation, by the level of knowledge acquired, by her quest/zest passion for knowledge and by God’s leading. I know of many ladies who are still virgins, they have great relationships, they have many friends around them, you may not even know they are still virgins unless they tell you. Do not break your virginity because a guy wants to walk away, unless you don’t have anything else to offer in the relationship. It is not all about virginity, work to build up virtue. Virginity is good, but to your virginity, add knowledge, add Extra OIL….“And beside this, giving all diligence, add to your faith, virtue; and to virtue, knowledge; And to knowledge, temperance; and to temperance, patience; and to patience, godliness, And to godliness, brotherly kindness; and to brotherly kindness, charity.” 2Peter. 1:5-7. My question is; Virginity or no virginity.... Do you have any Extra oil to sustain a relationship?. ADD TO UR VIRGINITY EXTRA OiL!!!!

Good for the zoo

spending Niger delta money in billions

hmmm

RIP

Well listed

Nice one

Nice one there

end time marriages

hmmm bad news everywhere

Well said

RIP

All I see is evil faces

wellmax:
Imagine a world without Islam

peace, development and progress

Road collapse na new thing?

okay go and rest.