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Flashh:
[color=#225484]When a guy is rich he will read this article and laugh over it.

And he will say you are stressing yourself typing this. [/color]

bro u ar on point joor,when d money z dea wat z a lady kwanu...mtcheew abi na she hutle am 4 me.......egbeburukwa umunwanyi ebe ahu

sinebaba:
lol

Oga sinebaba here i am waiting for ur candid reply

Donald3d:
ask this two guys engrhamid and sinebaba i have not purchased from them yet but they have good deals sinebaba i don bring customer you go gimme discount when i wan buy my own ooo *winks*

tnx boss

Pls help,I need a laptop for architecture design and also for gaming that atleast its icore is i5 or i3 and above,4gb ram 500gb rom.....wit strong batry lifedatz arnd 80k...pls laptop experts be of aid

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kaima1984:
No my dear,my browniesugar did nt propose t me bf marriage

abi nd nowadays tins ar getng out of hand oo

CharlyNick:
Personally i see no reason for this

tnx boss dats all i care

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No b only u bro i pray so d tin don finish ma mb

lekjons:
which kind fight na? mortal kombat? wrestling?

or u mean "fight night 4" na dat one dey sweet pass..









God pls help me stay away from romace section

it don corrupt ma mind die

4gb ram nd abv core intel i7 5hr nd abv bat,500hdd nd odas bt i wil also use it 4 gaming nd mainly archtectural drawings

ivoatt:
Get HP LAPTOP of 6GB RAM, 1 TERABYTE hard disk with Intel CORE i5

hw much bro

Adasun:
hw many century did u hustle to make dat money

lolz ma parents hand d shal combind wit mine.....help wit d tips tho!

ivoatt:
how much do you have?

80k

ivoatt:
You can get a HP laptop of 4GB ram, 500GB hard disk. core i3

boss hw much is it

Need a new laptop can som1 help me with tips nd specifications of a better lapt specifically HPs.........tnks

onegig:
In recent weeks I have seen hundreds of threads on updating ones Windows to the latest version released by Microsoft and the general enthusiasm of most Nigerians towards this.

However, like every new gadget or technology that is released, most times the end users are oblivious of the hidden facts behind such release and tend to only look at the beautiful and shiny graphics without any checks on how the new system affects their existing conditions.

Here is an heads up. According to Microsoft's newly implemented policy on installation of Windows 10 OS updates.

"All updates are forced upon users with no opt-out ability."

This in layman's language means, you cannot turn off those data guzzling automatic updates.

What is the implications for Nigerian users?

We all understand how our internet services is rationed and expensive. Except for big corporations, most end user data subscriptions are always capped while an average update of windows always tends towards downloads measuring hundreds of megabytes or Gigabytes and which invariably means users who connect their modems to their systems may max out on their data in the space of days due to the forced updates.

To avoid stories that touch or that usual curses on network providers. If you are willing to Upgrade to Windows 10, understand it comes with consequences. You may not have any option than to avoid connecting your system to a modem, phone hotspot or local network if you don't want to zap out your mb in the space of hours.

This is not to discourage people from updating to windows 10. It is a better and sleeker OS in my own opinion when compared to the "graphics laden and hard to navigate windows 8 OS" but nonetheless people need to be aware of its cons before diving into it.

Boss pls post ur whatsapp or email no i need ur help pls

Pls nairalanders,am an Architecture student and needs a laptop for my drawings bt i dont really know much about laptops specifications bt my target is A Hp laptop pls help me with the better and latest one arnd 70k to 80k;for the fear of been scamed pls Your idea vis-a vis laptops can help me out....thanks

Pls nairalanders,am an Architecture student and needs a laptop for my drawings bt i dont really know much about laptops specifications bt my target is A Hp laptop pls help me with the better and latest one arnd 70k to 80k;for the fear of been scamed pls Your idea vis-a vis laptops can help....thanks

donsharwama:
ABEG, I TAKE GOD WEY CREATE UNA, WEY MAKE UNA CUM READ DIS POST BEG UNA.. MAKE UNA NO YAB ME.. I NEED HELP. I'M A YOUNG LAD, BY D GRACE OF GOD I'M HANDSOME, VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY SHY, SKINNY ND I'M 20. I'M BASED IN LAG. ALL I WANT RYT NW IS 2 GET IN2 A SERIOUS XSHIP WIT A GIRL OF ABT 17 - 20YRS.. ALL I WANT IS TRUE LUV ND SINCERITY.. PLS INBOX ME IF U RE SERIOUS.. ATLEAST WE'VE HEARD OF PPLE METTIN ND GETTIN MARRIED THRU SOCIAL MEDIA, Y DNT WE GIV IT A SHOT... NB; I NO B DAVIDO, AS IN OBO.. THANK U

thunder rape u for wasting ma mb nonsense post mtcheeeew go nd date a he-goat

[quote author=tosyne2much post=39682252] God knows I will be the first person to comment on a thread like this

OP, this write-up is so on point. More wisdom to ya head

Lemme add to the points.


9. They are never satisfied

They are always looking for the perfect guy. They want guys who will wash their pants and will take them to the toilet to poo. Even if Jesus Christ dates them, they will always complain that He's stingy and can't spend on them, and he's too blunt for their liking


10. They will bash the OP

They are always aggressive and will find a fault in a write-up like this. They will definitely say that, the OP is a misogynist and likes to open female demeaning threads [/quote guy u 2 much joooooor

libertyfather:
If true that's nice and lucky lady I must say... but op where d pishure?

check it dea

Man proposes a girlfriend on a wheelchair despite her condition.......wat a faithful fellow.
For better for worse i will be there..............

The news of pregnancy brings along much excitement and happiness. As soon-to-be parents you would love to know the gender of your baby so you could put together a wonderful nursery for the new addition to your family. There are many non-scientific ways to predict the gender of the baby; some of them famous for highly accurate results. Check out a few of the most popular among the traditional methods to predict the gender of the baby.
You find out you are pregnant and this is wonderful news. You and your partner are delighted with the imminent addition to your family. As soon-to-be parents you would want to find out the gender of your baby before delivery so you could make preparations accordingly. There are many methods available to find out the gender of the baby - traditional ways and modern ways. Many go for the boy/girl quizzes to ascertain the gender of the unborn baby. For those who love these gender quizzes here are 5 tips that could guide you to an accurate answer:

Tip No.1 - The Food Cravings And Habits
What you crave to eat can be a good pointer to whether you are carrying a baby boy or baby girl:
- If you are craving for milk, meat, protein, cheese you are carrying a boy. You also crave for sour and/or salty food and have aversion for sweets. If you eat garlic, the smell would emanate from your skin.
- If you are rather craving for fruit than cooked food it is most likely you are carrying a baby girl. You would crave for orange smell and love orange juice. You suddenly develop a craving for sweets.

Tip No.2 - Listen To What Your Body Tells You
There are many telltale signs that your body sends you to indicate the gender of your baby. You can get your answer if you learn to read these signs:
It is a boy if:
- you have no morning sickness in the first three months of sickness
- you feel a heightened sense of libido in the first 3-4 months of pregnancy
- your hands are all the time dry
- overall you look like you are blossoming; people complement you on how radiant you look
- you get headaches frequently
It is a girl if:
- you get morning sickness in the first 3 months of your pregnancy
- you are put off sex altogether in the first 3-4 months of pregnancy
- your face looks dull no matter what you do to your skin
- you have wild mood swings
- you develop acne and pimples

Tip No.3 - The Shape Of Your Belly
This is an age-old method to find out whether you are carrying a boy or girl. Mostly used by gypsies and grandmothers it is said to be pretty accurate.
- It is a girl if your belly is high and roundish like a watermelon. When walking, the weight of the belly seems to be balanced more on the back.
- It is a boy if your belly is low and pointed. In fact, many would say the when a woman is carrying a boy her belly often looks like a baseball. When you walk it looks like all your weight is pulling you front.

Tip No.4 - The Gypsy Style Prediction
This is another age-old practice, which seems to predict the gender of your baby very accurately, even if it does not have any scientific reasons to back it up.
- for a girl: add the mother's age (completed) at the time of conception, the month when the mother is born and the month of conception. If the resulting number is even it is a girl. Example: Mother's age - 27; mother's month of birth - October (10); month of conception - June (06). The mathematical calculation is: 27 + 10 + 06 => 2+7+1+0+0+6 = 16. The result is an even number - hence, it will be a girl.
- for a boy: apply the same formula as given above. If the resulting number is odd, then the baby would be a boy. Taking the above example if the month of conception was July and all other factors constant, the answer would be 17. Hence, the baby would be a boy.

Tip No.5 - Read What Your Breasts Are Telling You
The breasts of a pregnant woman feel differently in the case of a boy or girl. You can know the gender of your baby from the way the breats feel:
- for a girl, the breasts enlarge heavily, they fill up in an appealing way and the nipples become lighter in color.
- for a boy, the breast fill up unevenly, often with the right breast bigger than the left side. The nipples become dark and very sensitive to touch.
There are many quizzes out there that will tell you many telltale signs with the help of which you could predict the gender of your baby. If you want 100 percent accurate answer, you could always go for an ultrasound test for gender identification after the fetus is three months old

feel free to add yours........

By Emeka Anaeto,

Economy Editor
Chairman of BCAN, Dr. Uju Ogubunka, toldVanguardyesterday that the association was meeting this week to, among other things, marshal out course of action to protect customers’ right to full and unrestricted access to their account, irrespective of their BVN status.
Several banks had sent out messages to their customers last week warning that access to their accounts would be barred unless they were BVN compliant by October 31.
Spokesman for Central Bank of Nigeria, CBN, Ibrahim Muazu, toldVanguardyesterday that denial of access to non-BVN compliant accounts had gone into force and the apex bank would not extend the deadline for compliance as it did last June, when the first deadline expired.
Customers besiege banks as BVN registration deadlines expires
20.8m accounts registered
He explained that CBN was satisfied with the level of compliance achieved as at last week Monday, which showed about 20.8 million bank accounts registered as against about 52 million active bank accounts with the various banks.
On the 32 million unregistered accounts, he explained that the apex bank believed that since most bank customers maintain multiple accounts, the linking of all the accounts would give an average of about 40 million captured in the BVN net, adding that “we are home and dry.”
He also noted that a move round the banks, during the last day of the week, showed there were no queues of customers on BVN lines in the banking halls, indicating, according to him, that most bank customers had complied.
However, Ogubunka, who was the immediate past chief executive of the Chartered Institute of Bankers of Nigeria, CIBN, said BCAN was not opposed to BVN, but it would not allow the rights of its members to be abridged by any policy to the extent of denying any bank customer access to his or her account.
He also explained that many bank customers may have been unable to comply due to one reason or the other, adding that such should not automatically lock the customer out of his or her bank account.
BCAN faults CBN on32m accounts claim
Ogubunka, though admitting that many people have more than one account, added that the figure of 32 million, over 60 percent, non-compliant account was too large to be attributed to multiple account holding.
“We have called an emergency meeting of BCAN executives to review the situation, among many other industry issues, affecting bank customers this week,” he stated.
CBN, in its last week’s statement, had downplayed the calculations that 32 million accounts had not been registered, but admitted that some customers were yet to link all their accounts to their BVN.
He said: “The point that needs to be stressed here is that it is not enough to just enrol for BVN. The process is duly concluded only when all accounts owned by a bank customer are linked to his or her BVN.
“From the foregoing, it becomes clear that the insinuation of about 32 million accounts holders yet to enrol was simply a misrepresentation that fails to take into consideration the multiple accounts holding habit of most Nigerians.”
The apex bank also declared that if anyone had not enrolled for BVN, it cannot be attributed to lack of facilities, but out of his/her individual volition and that by all indications, it can be safely said that the BVN exercise by the Bankers’ Committee in collaboration with CBN had proved rather successful.
The statement also disclosed that Nigerian banks’ customers in the Diaspora had taken advantage of more facilities provided for enrolment in more locations abroad.
CBN, in collaboration with the Bankers’ Committee, introduced the BVN on February 14, 2014. This initiative of the Bankers’ Committee is aimed at ensuring unique identity for all bank customers and other users of financial services in the country by the use of the customers’ biometrics as means of identification

tnx sis dats wat we suspected oo because d gal eye don tear well well!!
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tnx bro dis was wat i told d guy bt he cant withstand the pressure

pls am not among i never touched the gal 4 once oo he z jst my roomate

pls Nairalanders help ur brother, A friend of mine invited a gal to pass a night with him bt unfortunately after their normal business late in the night the girl started vomitting,now barely two weeks after the incident the girl called him and told him he cant see her period again bt meanwhile the guy told me he used a protective during the game ,nw the problem is who is reponsible for this is it the guy or another fellow because the guy himself said he dont trust the girl and right nw much pressure is on him to accept the allegation (the guy is still a student) pls help him out via ur advice pls oooo

pls the Mod u can help by pushing this to the front page

pls Nairalanders help ur brother, A friend of mine invited a gal to pass a night with him bt unfortunately after their normal business late in the night the girl started vomitting,now barely two weeks after the incident the girl called him and told him he cant see her period again bt meanwhile the guy told me he used a protective during the game ,nw the problem is who is reponsible for this is it the guy or another fellow because the guy himself said he dont trust the girl and right nw much pressure is on him to accept the allegation pls help him out via ur advice pls oooo