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Seems it was for gals, jst wonder why am reading this!

obadiah777: 80 MPH KEEEEEE ? IN CHICAGO YOU CAN NEVER GO PAST 45 MPH UNLESS U WAN $300 FINE

Lol

malexito: nive clip. Downloading it rightaway ,

Naive abi nice? Anyway which downloading package u using? real Player?

Gentle Naaz: I went 2 withdraw yesterday, d ATM told me " cbn said we shud nt colet #100 4m u agn, but i ned money . Roger me #50 or i wl nt pay nxt time" I tuk my card n ran away, d ATM shoutd "no come here agn o"

Hehehehehe! LMA0

Yuletide Season!

S-stop
T-taking
A-alcohol
R-regularly

Maybe am wrong it wasnt alcohol, buh pls lets be careful when driving! 80mph max is ok!

Our Bank is Organising end of year party, am expected to trow jokes, i need good and funny jokes!! Thanks... Mayb my signature na the 1st Jokes!

chidex15: Abeg make dem sell mine, no problem.. At least i go dey popular pass MTN(everywhere u go)

No they dont need Azontos! Lol

wheres Mark Zuckerberg? is it true?

Even laughing on NL can make u healthy!

[quote author=~Bluetooth]How does being the wife of a governor qualify her for such position ? no wonder the oligarchy continue to have their ways at the detriment of mo'r'ons like you[/quote]Arguments are to be avoided.They are always vulgar & often
convincing...esp when it comes from NINCOMPOOP like you.

outrage: How now? Which political experience she get?

She was the wife of a gov. What other experience do u want? Rubish question anyway!

[quote author=Okija_juju]Nice 1.5 Mega pixel phone...[/quote] Ode, Go use ur 50mega pixel and snap for us!

swtchicgurl: ^^ no shaking, he's my boy!

I knw u guys are running things together!

I dont need Other fans here! chelsea

Village chaps sees this as wrong, I Nathing wrong wit thatz!!

oweniwe: If it were nigeria, the status of her health would be concealed sharp sharp and she would be flown to germany. Then mr reuben abati would say she went to germany to relax

are u comparing US to Nigeria

Op is that ur grandma? Coz Hillary Clinton is not as old as that!

Quick Recovery!

This is Serious! what of Gov. Liyel Imoke of Cross River?

Caesar1988: u r just a waste of skin,simple.....may u knw dis,our dear governor is a womaniser,he set up agencies dat lure women to his bed,he goes about chasing ashawo @ '8hours' enugu,he impregnated his wife's sis and sent her abroad,hello monkey,r u aware of all dis?If truly he went on a vacation,why didn't he go wit his wife....As a matter of fact,where is his wife?D last time i saw her,she behaved like a lunatic.....Dats d news...Go get a rope and hang urself because i asked of my governor who went for a vacation for over 70days....

I read that somewhere! Thatz hillarious..

When I heard of this story, I almost cried. I have decided to share it with you today. Share with others too.

TRUE STORY

I was walking around in a Big
Bazar store making shopping,
when I saw a Cashier talking
to a boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to me and asked: ''Uncle, are you sure I don't have enough money? I counted his cash and replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy the doll, my dear.'' The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much . I wanted to give her
for her BIRTHDAY. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. My Sister has gone to be with God..
Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my
sister...''
My heart nearly stopped. The
little boy looked up at me and
said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very
nice photo of him where he
was laughing. He then told me,
"I want mommy to take my
picture with her so my sister
won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish
she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has
to go to be with my little
sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very
quietly.. I quickly reached for my
wallet and said to the boy,
"Suppose we check again,
just in case you do have
enough money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my
money to his with out him
seeing and we started to
count it. There was enough
for the doll and even some
spare money. The little boy said:
"Thank you God for giving me
enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had
enough money to buy this
doll, so that mommy could
give It to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll
and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses."
I finished my shopping in a
totally different state from
when I started. I couldn't get
the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local
news paper article two days
ago, which mentioned a
drunk man in a truck, who hit
a car occupied by a young
woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and
the mother was left in a
critical state.
The family had to decide
whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine,
because the young woman
would not be able to recover
from the coma. Was this the
family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white
rose in her hand with the
photo of the little boy and
the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever...
The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away fromhim.

Please Its FESTIVE PERIOD DO NOT DRINK & DRIVE.

Culled from FB.

hehehehe! CHELSEA!!!

Abeg tell Albino make him count vote make i commot!

caseless: 'didn't he wonned?'

U sef! Teacher shim English na!

binger: U've said it before..Mods take not...she's tryna play the fast one

Dont mistake me for ur SHE Boss, am He!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Chaiii. It will be well with you.

You just can't understand how grateful we are that you chose the right person[/quote]Really? so wer the celebration point?

i vote LALAOSKY!