₦airaland Forum

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/article-892170

This news said otherwise....

Anijay1212:
Yes our presido is back.
🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🤸🤸🤸🤸.
I hope you brought good gifts for Nigerians.
Ette ameyong.

Nsidom

blacksam01:
When you approach the age 40, if you are observant, u will notice alot of changes in your life , both physically, mentality, health wise, and people's approach to u...

Some of this changes are listed below through person experience

People's approach to you

1. You will begin to notice the addition of "sir" when younger ones greet you.. this is not to say people don't greet you when you turned 30. But this time around alot of sir will accompany the greetings

2. Alot of aged ladies will b attracted to you if u are still single...

3. Almost everyone that doesn't know you will assume u are married if u are not by that age

3. Any kid playing around you will b assume to b your child by strangers

4. You will b gossiped about alot by everyone in your neighborhood if you are not married yet at that age
5. If u are single ,you will no longer b able to date young girls for two reasons:

1. Is the unmatched appearance together as society will speak about it too much
2. The girls will stylishly say no, cuz to them you are old.. remember u now have white beards and monstach

Physical changes

1. You will begin to grow grey hair from 35 up

2. Your face will naturally begin to drop from 38.. there will b this obvious daily deep lines running down from your nose sideways down to your side mouth... It will get deeper and more glaring with time

3. You mind will mostly be about finance and good life rather than women

4. You will not b able to jump wide gutters as easily as you previously can..not cuz you can't do it anymore, but your guts will fail u

5. If you are a fast worker, your speed will reduce

6. You may not easily get tired after long work, but your time for body restoration of your energy will now take longer

7. You will begin to wake late unless u maintained the alarm culture...to beat this u need to sleep early unlike the youths..

8. If you embark on a long road travel and you belong in the group of never sleeping in the bus, you will begin experience sleeping in the bus often..

9. From 35 up, u will lower your hair cuts and before or around 40 if u are not an obviously hairy person, u will move to barbing skin hair cut..this is because u will lose very visible part of your hair (baldness) and to measure it up will lead to u barbing skin...

Health changes

1. Family history health concerns will begin to show up..e.g bad eyesight. Etc

2. New set of age prone health issues will also become your concern as BP, low sugar, high sugar breathing problem will all b your concern...

3. Your prowess in the other room will reduce, urge is not affected, but efectiveness will..

Lol

wink2015:
Debit card that is not even accepted in google playstore.

Sterling Bank Verve card is accepted on all platforms

A very nice story!

https://fb.watch/ueY7rzPDNy/

Welcome to Uyo ...

Realdeals:
The domain name appears to be parked. Maybe they are migrating to another domain that will reflect GTco, but they should have handled the redirect without hitch.

Migrating bawo?

BTW their website is up and running...

MadamVanessa:



That empty head female student that will virtually date all the male students and sleep with them all, including the male teachers/corpers even the almighty principal.

Ndito Adiahaobong

Bullfallo:
I paid 35,000 for an order of 18$.

I still remember during Jonathan I use to make order of 20$ it was around 3000.

Just imagine what APC turned Nigeria into within 9 years while everyone watch. This can't happen in developed world while the government still in power.

Why not get Sterling bank Dollar card and shop in dollars??

TeamLeader:
Please i need advice, opinion and experience on which Bank account I can open for my baby particularly for her education at this time which can allow me to save for her tuitions upfront.

Thank you for your understanding

Cc
Richiez, Fynestboi, olawalebabs

Sterling bank offer I Can Save Account for kids you can open from the comfort of your home

https://openaccountonline.sterling.ng/ and interest rate is about 7-8%/anum.

Mosdiii:
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brightDdon:
Lol,, ikpa dakka kpong ikpa ado, ado awuo idiokesit,, iyemeh mkpo afon ye awuo mfen.

E-calmdown ke thread Owo mi ooh

Lol

duduade:
Your window has no curtain ni

Na this one you wan see?

FadilaMaikiriki no mind am. Them no dey like natural and truthful person...

Napoli will reject... But if the deal goes through, Lulu will now settle in Italy...

Depriest2020:
Waste of money.

Why can't Nigerian leaders ask for God's wisdom and a great mind of discernment to lead Nigerians to prosperity.

China didn't start with all this frivolities in the 50s - 60s when they were laying foundation for their economic growth. China started with building their small scale businesses, supporting them with grants until they grown into big industries. Today China has enough money to build any stadium of their dream, build any kind of structures they want, even loans out money to countries.

Why can't Oti do like China, use that billions for stadium, share it to small scale manufacturers inform of grant/interest free loans to support them to produce more, employ more workers/creating jobs.

Lol, are you referring to Abia or Zamfara?

Rubyjade:
From DM

Show them ooh, or I will tell them. Tell them now

Jennyclay:
It looks staged and scripted to me though

Jeon:
She won't throw you like a thrash, if you treated your wife good right from the beginning of your marriage.

This one una dey on different lane, kilode?

Chaline1987:
Mr Ibu wouldn't have died if Jasmine was still with him..Mr ibu Last words before he died

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNixBjnxkiQ?si=rAg7QfUakCCHz8_L

Allow the dead to rest in peace. Stop spreading lies

Realz99:
I have terrible Fears, it can be called schizophrenia,
It's a kind of fear that comes as a result of thinking that something wants to harm you,

My fear developed as a result of some things I read ,

https://www.nairaland.com/2506423/holiness-olumba-olumba-obu-appeared

This link I posted above is someone's write up on nairaland, where he said that oo obu appeared to a kiddnapers den physically and saved a kid that was captured,

Since I read that information my brain has processed it in another way,
I do ask myself, so someone has the power to appear to another person in a location physically just like the writer wrote,

Then I started having the thoughts of what if any of my enemies appears to me physically and kill me with a gun or even any of my enemies that's in occult tells their grandmaster to appear to me and kill me physically,


MY CURRENT FEARS

(THIS IS THE ONE I NEED URGENT HELP ON BECAUSE ITS DISTURBING ME PRESENTLY)

I once made a mistake, I went to a native doctor, whom after his consultation he said that witchcraft is disturbing me, and at thus he marked some anti witchcraft marks on my body which I'm regretting now,

Since then I have been in this constant fears and thoughts like,
Since this native doctor has put something in my body (I mean his property is in my body which is the mark and charm against witchcraft )
Won't he use that to be monitoring me and then can appear to me and kill me either with gun,
I have this thought like, as long as that mark is in my body, that he can always use it to know my location and wherever I am and then kill me if he wishes,

I've had people tell me that my fears can't happen or try to motivate, but they didnt convince me enough on why it can't happen,
I need someone that can actually tell me good reasons why these fears are unreal and can't happen,

you can tell me here , or write me on whatsapp on,

0708.6.2.3.8.9.9.0

You need Jesus brother. Pastor Chris healing service is coming up soon. And it's happening in Lagos. Friday 15th - Sunday 17th March 2024. You just need a touch to expel those fear from your body. You will be fine.

nairalanda1:
Poor customer service, poor response to disaster.

What Dana should have done is lodged these people at a posh hotel for 2 days, while the plane is being fixed, at the airline's expense. Then drive the good people to the airport once flight is cleared for takeoff, and clear them quickly. Problem solved, and Dana air gets praised to the sky

So, If I wanted to get married or get business papers signed the next day, I should go and lodge in hotel coz they cancelled my flight? Ogbeni, other flights dey, if you can't operate it, transfer manifest to other flight flying that route and apologize to customers. Problem solved.

immortalcrown:
Jennyclay left this group chat.

Wawu

Throwback:
Very good!

We don't spend dollars in Nigeria. Collect the naira equivalent and spend.

Why government will tolerate that rubbish is quite puzzling.

Nigeria is about the only foolish country that tolerate that nonsense. No sense of economic security.

Next is to ensure domiciliary accounts only get credited with foreign currencies from international transfer to cater for those who work rotations abroad or those who work remotely, and once the account is credited, any amount beyond a certain threshold should be converted to Naira, while whatever is left should be taxed at a monthly rate that ensures that the money is reduced to half of what was left as a foreign currency in the domiciliary account. That will help discourage any plan to retain forex as a means to store wealth in the domiciliary account

This double blow will ensure that those stockpiling forex cash do not have anywhere to offload it within the Nigerian economy.

All forex trading outside of the banking system should carry life imprisonment for economic treason.

I can vouch that 50% of all the forex trading going on in the past 6months, is not serving any economic purpose besides storing wealth.

Why are you confused?

Are you applying or not?

It's on a replay rn

djblue007:
This has really broken me down. I just lost an interview with a reputable organization for a position I am very qualified.

So sorry bro, I know how this feels.

This is why we have 2 to 3 lines in this country.