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Foreign AffairsRe: Moment Equitorial Guinea's Official, Balthazar Ebang Arrived In Court (video) by Penisman: 6:10pm On Nov 08, 2024
OneCandleAway:
Na wa.

Funny thing is there are women that won't mind being with him despite all these.

Balthasar you will never know peace eh!!!

He needs a sex therapist ASAP!!!
Him fit still follow knack the therapist oooo, no think am.
Foreign AffairsRe: Woman Shaves Her Hair To Protest Trump’s Win In America Election(vid) by Penisman: 9:50am On Nov 07, 2024
press9jatv:
Democrats woman shaved her head to protest Trump’s win and to fight the patriarchy

This might be the best meltdown yet 😂




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH5meP0gqbE
Instead of her to shave her hairy pusssy, she wasted such precious time to shave her empty head.
PoliticsRe: NAF New Jets: The Biggest Military Upgrade In Nigerian History by Penisman: 1:35pm On Oct 14, 2024
This one can finish Biafra in two seconds...
BusinessRe: Nigerian Woman Amasses ₦4.2m In Her Savings Box After 9 Months(pics,vid) by Penisman: 5:20pm On Oct 03, 2024
CodeTemplarr:
Average of 15000 a day. what is her hustle? Food or Oil theft?
Maybe she owns a church
PoliticsRe: I Didn't Steal From Kaduna Treasury, I Am Ready To Swear By Quran - El-Rufai by Penisman: 4:09pm On Oct 01, 2024
Come and swear at okija shrine or Efik eburutu.

Koran is a foreign novel.
PoliticsRe: VeryDarkMan Arrives At The House Of Reps For The Investigation (Video) by Penisman: 3:06pm On Sep 30, 2024
Olamila:
Enjoy your freedom while it last because you will soon be nailed because of your mouth 👄 the ways of the law isn’t the way of lay man 👨. Support this clown 🤡 at your peril
But you expect people to support your mother where be ashhhhawo clown.
BusinessRe: Jennifer Adighije Kickstarts Drive To Strengthen Nigeria’s Power Network by Penisman: 7:17pm On Sep 28, 2024
dahmie2013:
Initial gra gra...
God bless you my brother...
Drop your account make I send you something for the weekend
CrimeRe: Troop Of Monkeys Stop The Rape Of Six Year Old Girl In India by Penisman: 8:51am On Sep 27, 2024
In Nigeria, monkey only knows how to swallow money.
IslamRe: Want To Join Islam But My Sins Are Too Much. Is Allah’s Mercy Truly Encompassing by Penisman: 1:06pm On Sep 20, 2024
doggedfighter:
So we can contribute to this thread about Allah grin

Are the mods aware ?
I'm not a Muslim and I have commented.... The Mod can do their worst. Do you have such restrictions in Christian threads
RomanceRe: Pretty Woman In Tears After Discovering Her Husband Is Gay (photos & Video) by Penisman: 10:24am On Sep 19, 2024
MrBrownJay1:
rejoice that he was honest to finally come out the closet, and cherish the 12 "happy" years you guys had together... the only thing you guys can do now is move forward coparenting your kids together. what happened to you is the same that happens to many men who discover after a few years of raising a child, that they are not the biological father of that bastard child.
B
life goes on!
so while giving the man head, she will be sucking out remnants of shit stock in the man's penniss pipe, simply because he stocked it in another man's butt.
Foreign AffairsRe: South African Deputy President Paul Mashatile Collapses During A Speech (Video) by Penisman: 2:01pm On Sep 15, 2024
membranus:
A Satan apologist sighted. May GOD deliver your soul.
Make e deliver your papa first. Wetin you know?

Why should humanity suffer for what they know nothing about?

God and Satan get quarell, God come vex carry am put for our head. Which kind wahala be this one na?

You sef tell me the way our and stop being stewpid
Foreign AffairsRe: South African Deputy President Paul Mashatile Collapses During A Speech (Video) by Penisman: 12:05pm On Sep 15, 2024
Righteousness2:
Ordinary Heatwave and People are Collasping.

What will you do when you find yourself in the Lake of Fire, a place of Torment and pains forever and ever, Just because you rejected the Free Gift of Salvation that JESUS CHRIST has made available for all .

Ladies and Gentlemen, Do the Needful now that you can.
Dont play with your Soul.
Do it now that you Have the Opportunity.

Now is the time Accepted! The Next Moment is not Guaranteed!

The NEEDFUL is a Genuie relationship with the KING of Kings, JESUS CHRIST.
Na your papa build lake of fire? Wetin humanity do where God want put them for lake of fire?

So na to create humans without their consent and later throw them into a damn lake of fire for the same law the host of heaven have abused.


Thou shall forgive, but why God no gree forgive Satan make everywhere dey peaceful. If Satan no gree the peace deal then make God kill am na. Why humanity go come suffer for wetin no consign them?

You dey craze? Comot body abeg.
PoliticsRe: Wike Visits Largest Quarry In West Africa by Penisman: 10:14am On Sep 15, 2024
obataokenwa:
Person visit quarry and it was news. The amount this man pays for media, are alarming and another level of corruption. He builds LGA kind of roads without any tangible attraction to the nations capital and the youths clap, argue for and sing his praises.

Same thing he did in Rivers State, hyping 12 bridges for 8 years.

We are talking of trillions here guys.
Nnamdi Kanu is better than him I guess.... Nnamdi Kanu is only better in prison.
SportsRe: Ghana Likely To Play Remaining Home Games In Uyo After Stadium Ban by Penisman: 11:49pm On Sep 11, 2024
Judolisco:
If dis was Nigeria ehn.... Some idiots would have started comparing us to Ghana grin

When Akpabio was building dis same stadium another dude built a brewery for his people to drink and get drunk ... Today he is the best thing after jollof rice grin

We must learn a lesson
Coincidentally, this Uyo stadium was commissioned by Gov.Godswil Akpabio alongside the then President of Ghana in 2014.
CrimeRe: Ayomide Adeleye Handed Over To Police By The Army In Lagos (Photo) by Penisman: 9:11am On Sep 06, 2024
merits:
cryThe FG has already increased inmate feedings by 50% go and enjoy your watery beans in jail, wasted sperm.
Wow, this means that Nnamdi Kanu will look so healthy.
SportsRe: Victor Osimhen to join Al-Ahli on 4-year contract - SkySports by Penisman: 11:33am On Aug 30, 2024
Exousiang01:
Typical black
He has gone chasing the money Instead if frocusing on the glory, they dont know the glory will also bring the money
Glory k!LL your papa....

Na glory him want chop?
TravelRe: Bolt Blocks Fake Ride Requests In Nigeria And South Africa by Penisman: 5:49pm On Aug 22, 2024
Bendeco2020:
Nigeria has met their match in madness
naija won the war
Christianity EtcRe: Statue Of Virgin Mary "Blinks" In US Church by Penisman: 11:26am On Aug 11, 2024
It seems the statue is sexx starved.... Trying to open her eyes to see if there is any hot free nigga around.

Unfortunately she can't walk nor talk, but maybe she can suck.
IslamRe: The Thigh Is ‘awrah: So A Man Should Keep It Covered And Not Wear Shorts That .. by Penisman: 12:08pm On Aug 10, 2024
Sccarrr:
pedophile spotted..of all things na sex with Minor comes to ur mind .nawa, your days are numbered 😏
Na your mother toto dey numbered.
IslamRe: The Thigh Is ‘awrah: So A Man Should Keep It Covered And Not Wear Shorts That .. by Penisman: 1:54pm On Aug 09, 2024
But you fucking lots enjoy having sexx with underage girls. I slam my head not
CelebritiesRe: Skyewise Group Reacts To Viral Video Of Tonto Dikeh by Penisman: 11:43am On Aug 05, 2024
As Bobrisky is out of prison, it's time for tonto dikay to go in there.
HealthRe: Man Collapses After Coming Out From A Brothel In Mile 2, Port Harcourt by Penisman: 1:24pm On Jul 30, 2024
Toto na him mate?
CultureRe: Protest: Traditionalists Embark On A Spiritual Procession In Ikorodu (video) by Penisman: 7:49pm On Jul 29, 2024
Bookhub:
Make una dey play we go beat oro join make una no touch any protester.
God bless you my brother.... That oro deserve better panel beatings.
CultureRe: Protest: Traditionalists Embark On A Spiritual Procession In Ikorodu (video) by Penisman: 7:48pm On Jul 29, 2024
Nonsense, una no get stones to hit their empty heads...

Mumu traditionalist like seun and his politics moderator who banned me for six months.

Protest is our constitution right as a citizen.

It is the duty of the government to give us security and protection while the protest last.
CrimeRe: Machete-Wielding Landlord's Son Arrested For Raping Corps Member In Akwa Ibom by Penisman: 6:09am On Jul 24, 2024
EreluRoz:
Akwaibom always in the news for one wrong sex issues or the other
Is it Akwa Ibom that taught your mother how to become a prosstitute
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG 72nd Annual Convention: Heaven - 5th-11th August, 2024 by Penisman: 3:05pm On Jul 21, 2024
lokotamak:
Let somebody shout hallelujah
That should be after drinking tea with God.
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG 72nd Annual Convention: Heaven - 5th-11th August, 2024 by Penisman: 3:04pm On Jul 21, 2024
An opportunity to drink tea with God.
PhonesRe: For Years Now I Get Regular Strange Flashs From Zimbabwean Numbers by Penisman: 2:51pm On Jul 08, 2024
They call me every night. I wonder what is wrong with Zimbabwean people.

I'm sick and tired of it.

The caller has nothing to say
CrimeRe: Woman Who Confessed To Sleeping With Dogs, Arrested For Faking Her Death. by Penisman: 2:49pm On Jul 08, 2024
theophorus:
You don learn say no be everything person dey talk. Unfortunately, what has been talked cannot be untalked.

So Oya, come and carry your Kaya.
Just like a pusssy that has been fuccked cannot be unfucked. That's the true situation my brother.
BusinessRe: ECOWAS Set To Unveil Single Currency ECO by Penisman: 11:19am On Jul 07, 2024
Righthussle:
We don die finally.
You and your papa....
Foreign AffairsRe: 10 Things To Know About New UK Prime Minister, Keir Starmer by Penisman: 7:57pm On Jul 05, 2024
YoungLionken:
"Ten things to know about the UK PM, twenty things to know about the US president, thirty things to know about Putin's personal toilet, fifty things to know about the Chinese village goats, one thousand things to know about Kim Jong-Un's side chick first son.." And the list is endless. Whereas, these people barely knows anything about Africa (apart from their ever degrading news about us, thanks to CNN, BBC, etc), let alone Nigeria. All these azz licking must stop sad!..

How many of their citizens know much about Ken Saro-Wiwa, Herbert Macaulay, Umaru Musa Yar'Adua, to mention a few sad!!!
At least they know about Nnamdi Kanu who is eating an uncooked beans in an underground cell.
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Verydarkman Over Defamation Allegations by Penisman: 9:09am On Jul 01, 2024
Checkwell:
Very good. Social media users should learn to live and let live. Simply because you have data and mobile phone doesn't give you the right to be haunting and dragging people online up and down.
Obviously a mad cow has spoken.

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