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FamilyRe: Is This Enough Reason To Send My Niece Back To The Village? by Penisman: 7:53am On Sep 06, 2023
Your niece is still a very small child of 12years. A child cannot take care of a fellow child like an adult would have done.

You are robbing the girl of her childhood by this act of telling her to babysit your children.

Before your niece used an iron belt on your son's head, I strongly believe your son was the aggressor here. First to do no dey pain.

My verdict, please return your niece to her parents. She should only be coming for weekends visit if need be.

Tell your wife to stay back and take good care of her children.

Selah.
SportsRe: “l Will Be Free From FIFA Ban In 2024 – Samson Siasia by Penisman: 7:35pm On Sep 05, 2023
robosky02:
Get your facts

1.He was accused without evidence
2.Wasn't given chance to explain
3. Was banned for Life
4. He appeal the ban
5. They couldn't susbanciate the accusation
6. The life ban was converted to 5 years ban
7. So he will be back next year


Nigerians like pull him down syndrome
Siasia was the first to pull Vincent Eyeama down. For that reason, more tribulations awaits him except his apologize to Nigerians.

Also learn how to spell correctly.
SportsRe: “l Will Be Free From FIFA Ban In 2024 – Samson Siasia by Penisman: 7:31pm On Sep 05, 2023
When you abruptly ended Vincent Eyeama's national career, you thought yours will flourish forever. You will surely go deeper down than that.
CrimeRe: Poor Living Conditions At A Nigerian Prison (Video, Photos) by Penisman: 7:06pm On Sep 05, 2023
Taylor90:
Hmmmm

It’s really a zoo

If Nigeria was actually working no be here Tinubu and Buhari suppose dey? With Yakubu Manhood fanning them

80% of these guys here might be innocent

Tinubu for numerous certificate forgery, drug trafficking and stealing Donald Dukes childhood pic

Buhari for crippling Nigeria for 8 straight years

Yakubu Manhood own is self explanatory
For now, Nnamdi Kanu is representing them.
PoliticsRe: Top 3 Tinubu's Ministers Who Are Best Fit For Their Portfolios? by Penisman: 2:22pm On Aug 25, 2023
Nasiru Ellllrufai.... Minister of songs and regae affairs.
PoliticsRe: Ibijoke, Sanwo-Olu's Wife Says Hospital Elevator Accident Was A Spiritual Attack by Penisman: 10:24am On Aug 03, 2023
Let her prove it... Educated adult spewing diatribe like an African she-goat.
PoliticsRe: Festus Keyamo: Tinubu Is Very Unfair To This Man Who Did A Lot For Him by Penisman: 10:22am On Aug 03, 2023
Rolings:
What if he has other plans for him.
There are still many positions to be filled with many positions that's equal to being a minister or even better....eg Ambassador to UN or US or UK..
Who even say the guy is interested in being minister again?....
Except if it's Festus himself that made this post will this paranoia make sense
What of Ambassador to Niger Republic or Sudan?
SportsRe: Armored Tank: Kylian Mbappe Causes A Stir In Cameroon by Penisman: 8:43pm On Jul 09, 2023
Dididrumz:
When You're big, You're big.
The same thing with a big penis.
PoliticsRe: Sit-At-Home: Over 18 Trucks Burnt In The South East by Penisman: 7:38am On Jul 08, 2023
Supremos:
What do you mean by they don't want to speak?
You must be stewpid to ask me that useless question.

Are the governors speaking or acting against it.?

Didn't you see what Wike did to them in Rivers State? Till now have you seen them do any shit in Rivers State?
PoliticsRe: Sit-At-Home: Over 18 Trucks Burnt In The South East by Penisman: 9:33pm On Jul 07, 2023
Supremos:
Do we have a president?.

Do we have members of the Senate and house of representatives?

Why is their atmosphere of silence over the madness going on in SE?
The south Eastern States have governors, yet they don't want to speak. However, it's a family affair. So make federal government comot body.
PoliticsRe: Sit-At-Home: Over 18 Trucks Burnt In The South East by Penisman: 9:32pm On Jul 07, 2023
Supremos:
It's time Nigerians should prevail on the federal government to take a stand on the economic sabotage being meted out on her citizens in SE Nigeria
Leave them alone. It's a family affair.
PropertiesRe: 'Banana Island Belonged To My Father But The Government Stole It' - Remi Adeleke by Penisman: 2:27pm On Jul 06, 2023
Banana Island belong to the igbos. It was founded by Chief Mazi Nnamdi portorpprtor Kanu on 15 January 1874. Selah
TravelRe: Erosion Cuts Off Onitsha-Owerri Road (Pictures) by Penisman: 2:24pm On Jul 06, 2023
Barrywilly:
They should call Okwute that they gave 99% votes to fix it now. We owe them nathing grin grin grin
It is the DSS that bomb the place while their governors were sleeping. It's a tribal attack.
EducationRe: I Didn’t Go To Any Computer Centre” – Mmesoma Ejikeme Finally Opens Up by Penisman: 9:50am On Jul 06, 2023
Neoteny7:
Poor network caused a glitch that changed the format, layout, texts, images, scores, and other content of the document?
You know naturally Igbo people are very stewpid. The next they will tell you is their usual tribal song.
ComputersRe: Laptop Bag With USB Port: I Want To Import This. Will It Sell In Nigeria? by Penisman: 4:47pm On Jun 29, 2023
HanisahZuwy:
This is a laptop bag with USB port. I would like to import it, but I don't know if it'll sell here in Nigeria. What do you think? Do you think I should import it or not? What would you rather I import instead? What would you advise me to import instead? I mean a fast moving product/products. I need your opinions/suggestions please. Thanks.





I also plan adding backpack. So that it won't be only laptop bag. What do you all think?
I can market this for you in Uyo and Port Harcourt. I have a laptop shop in Uyo. We can discuss extensively about it.
AgricultureRe: My Snail And Vegetable Backyard Garden by Penisman: 9:23am On Jun 27, 2023
Zubby2005:
what do you suggest I do about it?
Leave the poor snail alone, don't suffocate them. Allow them to breathe.
PoliticsRe: House Of Reps Speaker, Tajudeen Yusuf Visits Buhari In London by Penisman: 9:19am On Jun 27, 2023
Offpointng:
I honestly had expected him to be chilling in Pakistan, Saudi Arabia or Syria

They'd hate Christians back home but travel to Christian dominated countries to chill, vacation and also send their kids there to school. Bunch of Idiotic Hypocrites angry
They fvck Christian pussssies too
TravelRe: Former Erosion Site Transformed Into A Green Park In Uyo (Before & After Photos) by Penisman: 6:40pm On Jun 19, 2023
abobote:
That place doesn't look Nigeria
That's Brooks street in Uyo. Always very bustling on weekends and festive seasons
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Sierra Leone: AFCON Qualifier (3 - 2) On 18th June 2023 by Penisman: 6:57pm On Jun 18, 2023
Goooaaaaallll
PoliticsRe: Our Shops Will Be Demolished Because Igbo Didn't Vote For APC — Alaba Shop Owner by Penisman: 8:29pm On Jun 17, 2023
The other day my neighbor could not have penal errection and he boldly said his pennis refused to stand simply because he voted APC.
EducationRe: We Were Abandoned In Cyprus & Dropped Out Of School - Dancing Security Guards by Penisman: 8:43pm On Jun 12, 2023
It's very treacherous for the boys to expose the chat they had with the General Overseer.
PoliticsRe: Armed Forces Perform Kizz Daniel’s Buga On Democracy Day (Video, Photos) by Penisman: 8:34pm On Jun 12, 2023
Rayban25:
They will soon rush this event quickly too so that tinubu can change his pampers
This might sound hilarious to your ear drums. But ill health has nothing to do with age.

I will advise you not to mock people who are having various health challenges. I won't even wish you ill health no matter how you wrong me.

Please my brother, don't do this next time.

Note that am not Tinubu's fan. I support Peter Obi any day anytime, twice on a Saturday.
CelebritiesRe: Davido And I Sold 20 Televisions In His Father's House — B-Red (Video) by Penisman: 10:57am On Jun 11, 2023
ghettochild:
Mumu boy...
That name na from John Babcock..an american Adventist member
we

Calling me mumu sounds like a name your ashawo mother calls her old paddy guy.

You little swine
CelebritiesRe: Davido And I Sold 20 Televisions In His Father's House — B-Red (Video) by Penisman: 5:49pm On Jun 10, 2023
ghettochild:
Great Babcockite
Do you guys have big cocks over there?

Why study in Babcock when you gat no big corks
SportsRe: Meet The Peace Charity Football Match Players In Abuja (Pictures) by Penisman: 5:43pm On Jun 10, 2023
Their mates are organizing sex competition and they are here doing mpi.
FamilyRe: My Girl Is Stressing Me. What Should I Do Please? (photo) by Penisman: 4:48pm On Jun 09, 2023
yungzed360:
This is my girl. Our problems are she most times receives calls and chats with lots of guys and she lies to me alot, I've told her severally to stop and always tell me as it is, although I get angry very easily bt it would be better to digest the truth than lies cus it's hurt me a lot. So I've broken up with her many times and she sometimes swear never to come back again. But after a few days or weeks. She will come begging, calling and texting again and then I keep forgiven her.

Below is a screenshots of our most recent quarrels when she came back begging and the reason for the quarrel was she was at my house when another guy called again, and she couldnt tell the guy she was at her boyfriend's house even though the guy kept asking where she went, she only said she went out.

What exactly could be the problem?
Is it me? Is it her? I'm I too over protective or feeling insecure? Please guys what should I do?
She dey use your head drink akamu for upper iweka. Lies lies lies, she is simply using reverse psychology on you.
PoliticsRe: 800 Petrol Tankers Converted To Supply Gas – Marketers by Penisman: 4:33pm On Jun 09, 2023
Templee333:
Please break down what CNG is.
CNG means "Country No Good"
Car TalkRe: Innoson Produces CNG Vehicles, Asks Nigerians To Say Bye To Petrol by Penisman: 8:20pm On Jun 08, 2023
Promismike:
if innocent is from the north or west, The kind of government back up and support he will be getting eee.

Tribalism remains the major problem of Nigeria.
charity starts from home. How many south Eastern governors have made it mandatory to use IVM in their fleets?
HealthRe: Erectile Dysfunction Is Affecting Me Badly by Penisman: 8:09pm On Jun 08, 2023
dopedan:
I have some bad habits im trying to stop like porn and masturbation, because wen im with a girl I get erect but when its time to put it in it goes flaccid , it’s quite shameful
So i need advice from people who experience this on wat to do to speed up my recovery process and get my morning wood back thanks
Buy a pack of "Well-man Plus" and you will be revived immediately. You can go for a card of it if you could not afford the whole pack.
FamilyRe: Can I Survive In Akwa Ibom With 1M Account Balance At 22? by Penisman: 8:28pm On Jun 07, 2023
yolada:
I'm not from Akwa Ibom state ohh cry which other business do you suggest? Why not POS? That's the easiest I know to start up that is not capital intensive. Although I'm also considering buying a used bike for someone to ride for me and pay me weekly cry
Set up a car wash stand, you have nothing to lose in the business.

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