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Marriage of the jet age....

Great100000:
Here is a list of the top 10 most stressful countries in Africa



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/06/nigeria-missing-in-top-10-most-stressful-countries-in-africa/

These are not countries, rather some glorified local county.

Dry bones shall rise again... Africa

I think it's Lagos State government that burnt it.....


They really want to finish yeebos

Shurtman79:
I think there's something wrong with Black's even in Africa check when this northern Africans are playing there's difference

Weather is the main determinant factor in this case.

Probably hell fire was open and Satan decided to release the heatwave.

They died for nothing....

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Eedris is a patriot

And also a parrot.

Next time their sex lives should be analyzed too.

Zxcvbnmghtr:
You mean a lady did this. This must be a fake news.

A bigger firewood should be put in her Toto na.

VeeVeeMyLuv:
Bros that's not how to give your support, you will just end up causing inflation

Give it in kind through scholarship, tuition fee payment, purchase of equipment, facilities, social amenities

People are hungry.

When you have your own, then you can choose how best to give it.

For now, just shut up.

Come to Uyo and see good looking roads.

Developer who help developed Malawi has been arrested for carrying white cement called cocaine.

The gods are angry.

CuriousCart:
Those are burnt coco puffs

Gen Z spotted

Righteousness2:
Ponography
Masturbation
Gambling
Sexual immoralities( fornication, adultery, prostitution, Gay, lesbianism, etc)
Smoking , drinking, drugs,etc

These are major spirits the devil has used to cage and bound ladies and men today.
They go hand in hand as one Opens you up to the order. They cripple you Spirtuallly and Physically.
Many do not even have a single CONTROL of these wicked forces on them .

Many are busy looking for solutions in rhe wrong places.
Many are taking the wrong Diagnosis for their problems.
Many are using psychological , medical and so on solutions to solve a Spiritual matter.

Listen! The Only Perfect solution is in JESUS Christ. And you who is the Victim have a Role to play.

These things are Wicked spirits and you can only be totally free when the Spirts take off.

To be Free , you need DELIVERANCE.
The First step to Deliverance is to know and Surrender to JESUS CHRIST.
Do well to seek a true Bible Beliving Church or a genuiely spirit filled born-again beliver who can attend to you.

Once prayers of deliverance are administered and the spirit is cast out, you are Free. But you Have a part to play. If you do not play your part, the spirit could return to you in a greater measure.

After your salvation and deliverance, do yourself well to build a Personal relationship with JESUS CHRIST.
Having a relationship with JESUS CHRISTis not a one day thing. It is a Continous thing.
The Word of GOD ( The Holy Bible) becomes your partner. You must have Daily Quality time with JESUS Christ. In prayers and in With HIS Word. The More you Engage the Word of GOD, the more you are Purified. The more you are sanctified. The more the Spirit of GOD fills you.
You may not even be concious of what is happening in you.

As you continue building your relationship with GOD, a time comes and you Notice, these evil habits are becoming irritating to you.

A time comes, you hear some one talk about these evils or you happen to see it anywhere, but your spirit man is angry , irritated and disgusted.

A time comes , your flesh may want to engage in those evils, but your Spirit being is totally against it.
That is because the Spirit of GOD, the spirit of Holiness, righteousness has taken over you. The flesh is no longer in control.

Are you aware that forex trading is gambling?

Uptheante:
At the bolded, decent ladies don't get slept with so many times.
She's not a decent lady as long as she has sex with someone who's not her husband. She has been fornicating with you & fornication is a sin. So she's not a decent lady

I guess the white people told you that fornication is a sin.

immortalcrown:
I keep saying that an average Nigerian is evil and stupid.

He was probably depending on her for survival. Yet he was toxic. Even the woman's condition didn't soften his heart.

So, violence against one's spouse is not a problem?

. Rather say an average Igbo (weed)

99thEnemy:


TOTO local government.

More like three custodians of toto died in Toto local government.

tanigororo:
Wahala

Kudos to VDM...

MUMMY OF LAGOS

ukaface:
Please be serious

He is alive....

The mortuary attendant noticed that there was still life in him.

He was rushed to the hospital in Asaba where he is presently in coma..

We hope he will be fine.

He is alive

Righteousness2:
Having AS or SS genotype is not the End of the World.
GOD ALMIGHTY, THE ANCIENT OF THE DAYS, THE GOD OF CHOSEN, THE MIGHTIER THAN ALL is in the Business of Miracles.

Changing of Genotype is a puff- Puff matter for the GOD of CHOSEN.
Countless numbrr of people have had their Genotype changef by the GOD of CHOSEN.
Run to the GOD of CHOSEN.
You are Guaranteed to have Your sorrows turned into JOY

Tommorrow Thursday 11th of April 2024 is Good day to Encounter the ONLY GOOD GOD OF CHOSEN.

A 1 day Encounter tilted : SHOUT! THE LORD HAS DONE IT!

Time is 8AM

Ministering Live is God's Servant Pst Lazarus Muoka.

Venue: THE LORD'S CHOSEN REVIVAL GROUND.
CHOSEN ESTATE, ALONG OSHODI-APAPA EXPRESSWAY BY IJESHA BUS STOP, LAGOS, NIGERIA.

THE GOD OF CHOSEN is not a story teller. HE is A GOD of REALITY!

If you wanna see GOD in REALITY, run to the GOD of CHOSEN.

THE GOD OF CHOSEN ANSWERS PRAYER

You are a foool, what do you mean by the god of chosen?

What happens to Jesus Christ

ZombieTAMER:
Shut up bloody fool


Nobody should bring this guy's talk to front page henceforth

Did he fvck your ashaawo mother Toto?

obataokenwa:
This lawyer is the major problem of Chioma. The guy has always been looking for a case to shoot himself to limelight to attract customers.

Chioma apologised, but this lawyer retracted it, then see where we are now.
The guy want to be a celebrity lawyer. Listening to his arguments most times, this one will hardly win a case. I listened to how he was trying to defend chioma on Arise TV last year, I nodded my head. Nothing go come out for this guy matter concerning Chioma.

This case alone he involved Falana shows this guy mixed this matter with hatred and grudge. That's not quality of a lawyer.

He is better than Nnamdi Kanu's lawyer

The dog might be the real father of the baby...

DamnnNiggarr:


USA,
A very useless and wicked country! Spits

Sending more bombs to Israel to continue their onslaught and manslaughter against their fellow human beings.

Who started the damned war?

Rickmann:
Una too get wahala for this country.
For this hard economy, you still carry 1million go buy nonsense.

e be like him want use dey look bobrisky Toto.

Him want see am clearly

SoNature:
The day the news appeared on Nairaland, I countered Father Edeh, stating that universities have no business keeping their graduates as virgins. The role of universities is to impart knowledge, make students good citizens and prepare them for their future.

But then, I must state here that this lady is sooo shameless and stupid! The nonentity thinks that because she has graduated, nothing will happen. She doesn't know that the institution can withdraw her degree. If they do that, she will start crying of victimisation.

You are a fooolisssh animal.

I wanted to say may God punish you in his spare time, but I decided to hold up.

What business does the school have with a female student's private part. It's called "Private Part" for a reason.

Stop being unintelligent. You are provoking God by being effortlessly stewpid.

FalseProphet1:
Yesterday is a day I'll never forget in my life.

Upon the request of a member, I visited him and his family. His wife prepared vegetable soup, I ate to my satisfaction and we had a very good gist.

After some minutes, I felt the urge to defecate, and he directed me to the restroom. I got in, locked the door, removed my trouser and boxers and hung them up, used a piece to toilet paper to clean the toilet seat, then balanced to get rid of the shit.

This is where the problem started. As I pushed for it to come out, I felt a very sharp pain in my anus. My stool was very dry and hard. I pushed and pushed like a woman in labour and the pain increased.

At some point, the stool got stock in my anus. And despite the fact that I pushed with all my strength, it refused to fully come out. I couldn't breathe again, I let out a faint noise of "ahhhhh" I thought I was going to die. I thought about my life, all the girls I've slept with, all the prophecies I've given, my goals and visions, my dream of building a mega auditorium...But what would they write on my obituary I said to myself, that I was killed by shit. No way. I decided to be a man and push that demonic stool out .

I took a deep breath and resumed my pushing, the pain was horrible, I called on the host of heaven to come to my aid. I started imagining how girls that engage in anal sex do it because it would definitely be painful.

To cut the long story, God gave me victory and I pushed it out of my anus. I regretted not coming with my bell, I would have rang it right there in the toilet for 1 hour to celebrate my victory.

Then the second phase of the problem began. the shit refused to flush. I was there in the toilet stuck for almost 1 hour flushing the useless stubborn shit. As God would have it, I remembered that I saw a red bucket on the corridor. I quickly opened the door, grabbed the bucket, filled it with water and flushed. And the shit was defeated, I could heart it struggling in the pipe as it descended to the suck away, but it had already lost the battle.

I put on my clothes and joined the family in the living room, feeling refreshed and happy.

Truly that was a close call with death. I'm happy I survived it.

This I have seen.

You are prone to having pile if you continued having strong shit.

The pains from pile isn't a child's play. So do your best to get rip of strong shit.

PropertyBuying:
Have there been evidences backing this claims?

The French Government is in possession of the evidence

I see nothing wrong in what you did.

Agreement is agreement and must be respected by parties involved.

Kudos for such a brave act.