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PoliticsRe: "Daddy You Will Win": Peter Obi Collects Crying Lady's Phone Number (Video/Pics) by Penisman: 8:30am On Jan 22, 2023
Simeonjoe1:
Enyah... Placing your hope on a mere mortal...
So she place hope on top your papa....

PoliticsRe: Senator Shehu Sani Begs Sowore Not To Legalize Marijuana. by Penisman: 12:00pm On Jan 21, 2023
robinso01:
Two bomboclaats
They both smoke in their hideouts...
Music/RadioRe: Throwback Video Of Ruger Singing Without His Eye Patch (video) by Penisman: 11:48am On Jan 21, 2023
I expected him to pull out his two useless eyes....

FamilyRe: Romantic Chat Between Pastor Ab Isong & Wife , Emem by Penisman: 4:21pm On Jan 18, 2023
Sheistoopretty:
Why dear? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Because your mother has a smelly pusssssy
FamilyRe: Romantic Chat Between Pastor Ab Isong & Wife , Emem by Penisman: 4:15pm On Jan 18, 2023
Sheistoopretty:
Pastor? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked is dis what Christianity has been reduced to? I will stop going to church from now henceforth embarassed


Well,



Nigerian men are us*less............all of them embarassed embarassed
May God puniiisssh your mother immediately.

So pastor no get diick?
RomanceRe: What Should I Do About This Lady I Want To Marry? by Penisman: 2:44pm On Jan 10, 2023
Fmartin:
weak as in how??

Do you know how hard I have been on her?
Young Man you are weak....

Who takes such nnonsense from a girl? A baby mama at that.

What happens to walking away?

U never see anything yet, make she born your eye go clear.

If at all you are the owner of the pregnancy.
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Insulted Me After Sleeping With Me For The Ist Time by Penisman: 12:07am On Jan 06, 2023
Sheistoopretty:
A part of me feels that something like this never happened undecided

Anyway, Incase it did, why did u starve him of s*x for 6months+ even when u knew u were not a virgin? Tbh, the guy is a very patient human being I must commend.

Ofcourse yes, he ought to show his disappointment towards u because it wasn't what he expected. undecided undecided undecided Imagine him feigning being rich, owning mansions and then after marriage u got to discover that the whole thing was a lie? How would u feel?

U might be carrying an infection without knowing dear, just sit him down and ask him what the problem truly is.. it will be good to hear from the horse's mouth. Bye!
The guy is as patience as Alex Ekubo....
FamilyRe: My Wife Refused To Block The Guy She Cheated With by Penisman: 2:54pm On Jan 04, 2023
Afodot0022:
Good day naira landers and happy holiday. I am writing this base on the challenge am having in my marriage. Some of you might have known little about the issue i had previously cos i brought it to the forum.

It happened that my wife was having emotional affairs with another man which i knew through her chat.

Though family and pastor were involved and have tried everything to resolve the issue between us. I have decided to forgive and forget and also give her a second chance even though it was a difficult situation for me, I decided to let go cos of my two daughters and don't want them to share from a broken home.

Now the issue am still having is that my wife has promise to change and be a better person and also promise to cut any emotional tile with the man. But I wasn't confident with that, so i told her to block this guy on all social media and also delete his number so there wont be any communication between them cos i sense if they both keep in touch, they might go back to what they were doing before. She got angry when i told her this and she said she can't block the guy cos they have been friends for many years even before she got married to me.

She started dating the guy last year under my roof and her reason was that i pushed her to do such act cos i wasn't giving her enough attention and love which is totally a lie.

So house, pls just let me know if i did wrong by telling her to block the guy or i over did it. I just felt blocking him will be best for us cos i noticed my wife is not fully detached from this guy emotionally.

Pls if you are in my shoes, what will you do house. If you want to get more insight about what transpired, you can go to my details nairaland.

Pls mod, help me by doing the needful.
End the marriage immediately...

You can't be sharing your wife with another man.
The woman will plan with the man to kill you so they can stay together peacefully.

If you valued your life, please send her packing immediately.
You are at risk and perhaps, a potential dead man.
PoliticsRe: G-5 Governors Adamant, Set For Makinde's Campaign by Penisman: 12:58pm On Jan 03, 2023
Eriokanmi:
I've never seen party members openly disgrace their presidential candidates as seen today in the pdp. Something must be fundamentally wrong, in wife's words.
But it was okay for Atiku to disgrace GEJ in 2015?
FamilyRe: Church Elder Caught Having Sex With Wife’s Best Friend Whose Husband Is In Jail by Penisman: 10:04pm On Jan 01, 2023
What a worthy friend..... Doing service to humanity
FamilyRe: How Will You Spend Watchnight by Penisman: 12:53pm On Dec 31, 2022
Probably inside a Hot pusssssy.

PropertiesRe: My Landlady And Her Daughter Want To Finish Me! by Penisman: 11:00pm On Dec 12, 2022
Oberhiri141:
Ever since i packed into my new house, my landlady and her daughter have been disturbing my life one way or the other.

One day, I gave my landlady 10kg of mama gold rice which was given to me at my place of work and then the following morning she called me and asked me to lend her 10k.

I think she has taken my kindness for weakness and as for her daughter, her own inordinate request for money is unbearable. If it's not meatpie today then it's recharge card or even hair cream.

Please, Elders in the house, how can I cope with this burden?
Try and impregnate both the landlady and her daughter.

This will keep them indoors because of the shame and stigma

BusinessRe: CBN Cashless Policy Is Good For POS Business by Penisman: 6:59pm On Dec 07, 2022
thebosstrevor1:
you dont transfer out of your wallet

you are offering a service of using your POS to transfer money

if someone says he wants to transfer 10k to another person, you deduct from the person atm the 10k plus your fee, so it will be 10k+50 or 100 naira( your profit aka transfer fee)
What happens to the person's mobile App?
SportsRe: South Korea Vs Ghana: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (2 - 3) On 28th Nov 2022 by Penisman: 3:28pm On Nov 28, 2022
Goooaaaaaaal
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Calls Off Wedding After Bride-To-Be Told Him That Her Fiancé Fingered Her by Penisman: 3:50pm On Nov 23, 2022
alingo2013:
grin just using psychology on the foolish lady, if the holy spirit know that they've had sex shouldn't it have told the pastor, why will it ask the pastor to ask
Wetin even consign holy spirit for person Toto sef?

TravelRe: How My RIDA Driver Tried To Kidnap Me - Twitter User by Penisman: 7:01am On Oct 31, 2022
Mumu olosho.

You ladies insult drivers as if una Papa don buy car tyre before.

You are lucky, the guy for beat nonsense comot for your ashaawo body.
PoliticsRe: Tompolo, Pipeline Surveillance And The Limits Of Misleading Information by Penisman: 9:50pm On Oct 18, 2022
The author of this article is a grown up big foool...

The military couldn't locate and destroy the vessels all this while.

PoliticsRe: El-Rufai: The Clown Didn’t Even Know That I Am From Kaduna State by Penisman: 7:52pm On Oct 17, 2022
beerfraud:
Peter Obi is a terrorist like Gumii
I disagree with you.

I think your motthher is the terrorist here.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is Your Hidden Talent ? by Penisman: 6:32pm On Oct 16, 2022
Ukung nsek itid...

PoliticsRe: BudgIT: State-Of-states 2022 Edition Released by Penisman: 5:17pm On Oct 13, 2022
ribbit:
What exactly is seyi makinde doing in Oyo self?
He is fucking some red pussies..

CelebritiesRe: The Moment Teni Received Award From President Buhari by Penisman: 11:34am On Oct 12, 2022
Was she supposed to give Buhari a Mouth Gig

Christianity EtcRe: What Is Your Opinion Concerning This Type Of Evangelism? by Penisman: 3:35pm On Oct 09, 2022
The native doctor no get 2 by 2 plank for house?

CelebritiesRe: Kogi First Lady, Rashida Bello, Spotted Driving Herself To The Gym by Penisman: 11:20am On Oct 07, 2022
Tension catch your papa dia...

Christianity EtcRe: Man Arrested For Stealing Money From Church Offering Box In Osun State by Penisman: 11:49am On Oct 02, 2022
Sergio103:
Worst curse you can put yourself into.

Even if I'm an atheist.......I will never disrespect jah.
Nothing like curse there...

He just picked his father's money to solve one or two.
PoliticsRe: A Tale Of Two Presidential Candidates (PHOTOS) by Penisman: 11:10am On Oct 02, 2022
Arysexy:
Dr Oche otorkpa you are wrong Thief-nibu was wide awake. Na unfortunate ppl Photoshop am to look like he was dozing

See the real picture here grin
This is what Asari Dokubo calls Oshawerewerh

PoliticsRe: Nigeria's 2022 National Award: List Of Awardees by Penisman: 10:30pm On Oct 01, 2022
The tanker driver who drove away the burning fuel ladden tanker should be awarded too.
FamilyRe: Complex Marital Issue : Your Thoughts On This Please. by Penisman: 8:37am On Sep 30, 2022
LilMissFavvy:
You need to start aplogising through calls, messages, voice notes.....yes you wronged your husband. Unfortunately he is not mature enough to forgive you and let go easily.

Satan is fighting marriages these days seriously lipsrsealed , such that you will see so much ego, anger, unforgiveness over minor issues, how much more serious offense.

Your husband seems all out to embarrass you among your family members and let them know there is a problem in the marriage.

This is the disadvantage of long distance marriage.
Appologise with speed.
Will you shut up and leave Satan out of this mess. Who told you Satan exist? Why not advice two adults to settle their issues amicably than throw in the religious spanner.

PoliticsRe: Self Acclaimed King Of Abuja And Youth Activist MORALMORE Hosted By IBB by Penisman: 3:07pm On Sep 25, 2022
I just hope this one will not be a kidnapper too

PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Alighting From A Private Jet In Kano (Picture) by Penisman: 11:38am On Sep 25, 2022
sarrki:
We know he can afford it

He imported virtually everything we use in Nigeria

He rendered our industry, farm products, manufacturing sector hopeless with his importation business

He’s not creative at all

He lied that he never flew in private jet
At a time he even imported your mother's Toto...

PoliticsRe: Udom Emmanuel Commissions Idongesit Nkanga Avenue To Mark Akwa Ibom @35 by Penisman: 7:58pm On Sep 23, 2022
Ilaumoh:
Exactly
Owo inor, asuk adia ikpong.
PoliticsRe: Udom Emmanuel Commissions Idongesit Nkanga Avenue To Mark Akwa Ibom @35 by Penisman: 2:19pm On Sep 23, 2022
funshint:
Wow... beautiful. Godswill Akpabio laid a very good foundation in terms of development for subsequent governors in Akwa Ibom to follow. Nice one!
Not Akpabio, rather Arch. Obong Victor Atah.
PoliticsRe: Udom Emmanuel Commissions Idongesit Nkanga Avenue To Mark Akwa Ibom @35 by Penisman: 8:30am On Sep 23, 2022
wiseone28:
Let's see the quality of the road at day time
Na day time even fine pass.

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