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PoliticsRe: Biafra Protesters Arrested In Buckingham Palace, London (Photo) by Pennywise(m): 11:05pm On May 12, 2016
Their visas should be nullified and thereafter have them repatriated to Biafra. nonsense.
FamilyRe: Married Man In Enugu Caught In Bed With Married Woman (photo) by Pennywise(m): 3:10pm On May 12, 2016
So many dissatisfied housewives every where. Innocent might be the real victim here. If the woman's husband had provided for her as he should his wife will not go out looking for love or money as the case may be. He is the one that should have been mobbed.
PoliticsRe: I Was ‘extremely Rich’ Before Becoming Kwara Gov – Saraki by Pennywise(m): 7:39am On May 11, 2016
Saraki should tell Nigerians what he did for money before he entered public office.
FamilyRe: Housewife Snatched By LG Boss Dies Mysteriously After Childbirth (pic) by Pennywise(m): 9:49pm On May 02, 2016
OBAGADAFFI:
Is impersonation not a crime?

But the woman killed herself, she should have realized Ogaji is not ready to marry her, the he impersonated her husband to rent the property.

And while she was suffering, she didn't bother reach out to her husband for help, even for the sake of the children.

Some women sha.
Ogaji here is more of a victim than an impersonator. Obviously the scheme was contrived by the woman since she was determined not to go back to her husband. Would u have preferred she perished under the bridge with her pregnancy and her children?
FamilyRe: Housewife Snatched By LG Boss Dies Mysteriously After Childbirth (pic) by Pennywise(m): 10:28pm On Apr 30, 2016
I still don't understand why Ogaji will be declared wanted bc he has obviously committed no crime.

She was a victim of her own selfish and reckless ambition. It's unfortunate the husband and children have to suffer.
CelebritiesRe: Obiba Sly Collins: "I Have Slept With More Than 150 Nigerian Women" by Pennywise(m): 9:43pm On Apr 27, 2016
LastMumu:
[color=#000099][font=Georgia]I'm not even a musician and I have slept with over 250 women. I wonder why this mumu is trying to show-off.
150 women over 20yrs in Nigeria will make u wonder if he is a Reverend father.
RomanceRe: Lady Flaunts Cash Made From Sex With 3 Men In An Hour,see Her Statement by Pennywise(m): 12:04pm On Apr 27, 2016
may01:
She's so pretty. Why's she doing this na
Successful prostitution is not for the ugly. u have to be fine and desirable unless if it's the neighborhood kind.
PoliticsRe: Fear Of Embarrassment: Jonathan Cancels California Speech, Feigns Illness - SR by Pennywise(m): 6:25am On Apr 26, 2016
The party is over.

Reno Omokri should get a real job and stop leading Jonathan by the nose.

No one is fooled by his US agenda taking a former president around petty NGOs. Apart from costing Jonathan money it will further demean his standing and reputation.
PoliticsRe: Senators Push Back Against Saraki’s Intrigues, Use Of Senate To Fight,. by Pennywise(m): 5:59am On Apr 23, 2016
chukwudi44:
Sahara reporters giving zombies fake stories to masturbate since 2015!! FYI MAJORITY of the senators are in support of Saraki,the 12 man committe comprises of both pro-saraki likes man group and the anti_saraki unity forum.If sahara likes they can continue manufacturing fake stories from now till 2019,FOUR YEARS TOO SURE for Saraki .NO SHAKINGZ
Get what is happening into your head. This is not a trial of saraki this is a trial of the Nigerian Senate- each and every one of them.

The CCT will expose a lot for all to see. No amount of media management, paid protesters whether on the streets or NL will stop that.
PoliticsRe: Senators Push Back Against Saraki’s Intrigues, Use Of Senate To Fight,. by Pennywise(m): 5:51am On Apr 23, 2016
SENEGAL HAS SACKED ITS SENATE.
THEY WERE NOT EVEN AS CORRUPT.
WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
SACK THE SENATE
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady On Twitter Ready For Marriage (photo) by Pennywise(m): 9:50pm On Apr 17, 2016
She is beautiful and slim too. I am technically not available but if she needs some kind of support while waiting for her dream husband, she can pm me. I have no doubt she is on NL. Everyone is.
RomanceRe: Ladies, 7 Signs To Know You Have Expired In The Life Of A Guy by Pennywise(m): 4:10pm On Apr 17, 2016
As a guy I would say Op's observations are generally right and mostly correct. For the unfortunate babe who has fallen in love and invested in the relationship things may not be as bleak as it seems.

U can still win him back if u persevere. Guys can be carried away by the thrills of a new chase because we are often confused and can't always tell the difference btw love and lust.

But when the chase is over and he realizes that the new flame isn't all that he will come back to you and u both can still have a happy life.

Unfortunately some girls get all emotional, they say he is a pig, he doesn't deserve me and they move on denying the relationship of everythibg esp an opportunity for a make up sex (they are the best).

Eventually she gets to find that all guys are pigs. At this stage she is prepared to settle down with anyone who walks through the door rather than the one she truly loved.

A little patience and understanding goes a long way in matters of the heart.
PoliticsRe: "Auko Prostrated To Beg Fayose Three Times’ by Pennywise(m): 7:56am On Apr 07, 2016
What I see is a desperate former speaker seeking relevance in Ekiti politics by trying to force settlement even though conditions were not right.

Aluko was used to enhance the selfish ambition of this former speaker and never should have attended that meeting. But of course his eyes soon opened.
HealthRe: Help : I Underwent Appendectomy, I Haven't Been The Same Again by Pennywise(m):
Daninya11:
In 2011,I was diagnosed with Appendicitis. I underwent surgery to remove the ruptured appendix. It's 5 years now and I still feel uncomfortable.

Before these time, I can stay up to 2 days without using the loo. I hardly experience any form of stomach pain or rumbling noise in my stomach. But after undergoing Appendicectomy, I can hardly eat or drink water without experiencing mild or severe stomach pain, stomach noise and using the loo up to 5 times a day.

I also find it difficult digesting some food like pounded yam as I end up with constipation. I usually throw-up after eating draw soup like ogbono, okro and ewedu. I also feel dizzy when I consume fatty food.

Are all these, the aftermath of undergoing Appendicectomy??..
It seems to me that you have an incomplete intestinal obstruction caused by adhesions with spurious diarrhoea.

Before u start blaming the doctor, understand that a ruptured appendix is a serious medical condition that is invariably fatal unattended. Inevitably there will be infection of the entire lining of the abdomen doctors call peritonitis. Following an appendix rupture and surgery, the doctor will make a separate stab wound and leave a drain. Without this drain the diagnosis of a ruptured appendix is dubious.

Adhesions are like cobwebs which result from hardened secretions of infections arising from the rupture. It can also occur where there has been no rupture in situations where asceptic conditions are not met during and after surgery. With time these adhesions become very strong taking up loops of bowel and causing obstruction especially with certain food times initially. The reduced movement of fecal matter tend to increase bacterial load and liquefaction of feces leading to what is known as spurious (not true) diarrhoea.

In time an incomplete obstruction may become complete as these adhesions harden further requiring further surgical intervention.

Bros, you need to see a good doctor who understands these things well or your problem is just beginning. A complete laparotomy to correct this problem will cost u 3-4times what u paid for appendectomy.
And there is no guarantee that further adhesions will not form consequent upon this surgery.

Surgery is not always necessary when appendicitis is diagnosed. This is not 1980. There are useful drugs with excellent pharmacokinetics which when taken long enough can stop it, therefore it is not a reason to run away from your doctor until it ruptures.
PoliticsRe: Army Sacks General Aliyu Momoh by Pennywise(m): 4:44am On Apr 05, 2016
Momoh took Nigerian military to an all time low. He should not have been retired. He earned his dismissal many times over.
CrimeRe: Man Steals Ambode’s ‘light Up Lagos’ Project Cable (photo) by Pennywise(m): 2:21pm On Apr 04, 2016
whooo. every thief for Lagos these days na from Delta
CrimeRe: "My Son Is An Armed Robber": Men Gets Son Arrested by Pennywise(m): 8:53pm On Mar 27, 2016
layzie:
The so called Edo guest house should arrange for police security as it seems they are a soft target for armed robbers. I pity the people lodging there unknowingly.
This is what makes sense except when you realize that Edo guest house is 2 mins quick walk from the same police station on refinery road. The owners must feel they are covered by the Grace of this police station. Apparently that is not the case. Bad boys used to have respect for this police station.
FamilyRe: Woman Pregnant For Judge Who Dissolve Her Marriage After 3 Months (pic) by Pennywise(m): 4:59pm On Mar 26, 2016
The only person I see being victimized here is the Judge.

Ayeni has proven himself to be an envious, stubborn, liar and a defiant devil. He is also a wife beater and an opportunist in trying to profit from his ex wife's school business.He is a liar bc no one takes his wife to a divorce court for settlement.

People with his behaviour usually end up frustrated, alone and unhappy. In order words he deserves his current plight. But Ayeni is determined that his ex wife and Judge will not have peace and unfortunately someone in the state judicial service commission is giving him a listening ear
PoliticsRe: CBN Hires Children Of Atiku, Arase, Others Illegally - Sahara Reporters by Pennywise(m): 5:18pm On Mar 15, 2016
90 relations in 9mths average 10 every mth forcibly employed by the CBN alone.

When they talked about youth employment, they should have been honest enough to say it's employment for their relations.
CultureRe: Open Letter To Wuraola Otiti, Ooni Ogunwusi’s New Queen By Zainab Lawani by Pennywise(m):
For a babe who dropped out of school, her CV is to die for. I wouldn't touch her with a pole though.

At a modest 32 she has fecked the length and breadth of Nigeria all the way to Dubai and Lebanon. I shake my penis for this babe.
PoliticsRe: Despite Cash Crunch, Nigeria Donates Vehicles To Benin Republic by Pennywise(m): 5:35pm On Feb 29, 2016
It is a strategic donation the purpose being when Nigerian army comes for Asari Dokubo, they will let us have him.
PoliticsRe: Ojogbane Adegbe Explains His Role In N10b Gift For PDP Chiefs- The Nation by Pennywise(m): 9:41am On Feb 22, 2016
CelebritiesRe: Mya Hassan, Behind Caroline Danjuma’s Marriage Crash Has Been Revealed (Pic) by Pennywise(m): 8:44am On Feb 22, 2016
YelloweWest:
Richer ones has lost everything and died broke.
You need to pray harder bro.
PoliticsRe: Ojogbane Adegbe Explains His Role In N10b Gift For PDP Chiefs- The Nation by Pennywise(m): 8:30am On Feb 22, 2016
mrmetoo1:
God knows I try hard not to come online and insult people but you guys make it hard. I'll say this though, if I knew you personally and you said this in front of me, I'll have given you a knock and start explaining it as slowly as I can, I'll probably break it down to a level a 5yr old will understand. They were stealing the country's money, money meant to service the "economy" and you're asking. As in how's this hard to connect?? Economy is in the toilet because we don't have as much as we used to, why don't we have as much as used to? This is because our major earner has lost 70% in value and we don't have any back up. Now, the money that we could have been using to cushion this loss has been stolen. This is the reason this N10bn adds to the dwindling economy. Do you realistically expect the country in 8 months to have made up the lost value in oil and all the stolen money. Dude this isn't a distraction, you guys should direct your anger at these thieves not people that are trying to uncover stolen money. Why must you guys always be on the side of thieves? Where are your values?
Don't waste your time with these nonentities. It's a continuation of propaganda for GEJ. This time the objective is to prevent him from going to jail over his atrocities.

Imagine Reno Omakri conjuring a special award in a discredited southern Baptist Christian assembly where he was employed as a preacher to give Jonathan award almost 1yr after he was sacked from asorock.

Now the plan is to suppress genuine mass horror over Jonathan's atrocities in the first 2pages of every headline considered averse to their interest.

The stolen billions very much at work. Jonathan should be stripped and all our money recovered before being sent to jail for life. No there has not been a precedent in this banana republic but his crimes are just too grave. The sky will not fall if he is sent to jail.
PoliticsRe: Ojogbane Adegbe Explains His Role In N10b Gift For PDP Chiefs- The Nation by Pennywise(m): 8:11am On Feb 22, 2016
jail for Jonathan
CelebritiesRe: Mya Hassan, Behind Caroline Danjuma’s Marriage Crash Has Been Revealed (Pic) by Pennywise(m): 7:54am On Feb 22, 2016
YelloweWest:
This danjuma guy will die broke and alone. Dejected and lonely.
Mark my words...
No way. too much money. He remains liquid for as long as there is oil in the ground. I doubt if he ever worked a single day in his life.
CelebritiesRe: Mya Hassan, Behind Caroline Danjuma’s Marriage Crash Has Been Revealed (Pic) by Pennywise(m): 7:46am On Feb 22, 2016
All these Danjumas spending oil money on pretty women seem to be an obsession. This chap is in his 60s. has he no shame? he should find some kind of stability like his senior brother. I thought Caroline was on her way to being senator like daisy danjuma.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu: Militants Declare War On FG by Pennywise(m): 4:48pm On Feb 21, 2016
SegunAdewole:
Your dulllard is the most divisive president EVER. The election almost got into a run off if not for the underaged voter. He got 55% of the votes leaving a huge minority
45% that can't be overlooked. Instead if building bridges and healing wounds of people who hate him because of his pro-violent posture (dog& baboons, Post election violence etc) he went on to rant about dealing with those who gave him 5%.

He is still making noise about fighting for oil in the Biafra war etc. His election can not be termed popular in comparison with previous elections where people won landslides. It is either the country will crumble in the hands of the Divisive dulllard, or he crumbles naturally if thinks the 45% should be wiped out of the surface of the earth. It's simple!
I expect you to be proud that the office of the presidency now has a man with a good head on his shoulders and not a straw wimp too scared and too dumb to rule- in fact one who ceded the presidency to touts and all manners of shady elements.

Nigeria is getting back its statehood no manner of blackmail or contrary spirit will stop it. There is one option only- repent or die.

The election is a testimony to Jonathan's stupidity and inefficiency. Here is a man who stole billions of dollars to prosecute an election supported by entire state machinery in a 3rd world nation yet failed miserably.

His subordinates took money and did nothing for him. Why? because they knew they could.

We want restoration of statehood. We want order. And order we will have.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu: Militants Declare War On FG by Pennywise(m): 3:16pm On Feb 21, 2016
SegunAdewole:
Your dullard can't beat his chest that he will live past this year as he keeps jumping from one foreign hospital to the other, in order to run away from natural death. Kanu and Tompolo will outlive. Go and ask him.
The Northerner that takes over from him will be like Buhari, maybe worse.

Instead of you to contemplate your precarious future you are praying for the demise of a popular president.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu: Militants Declare War On FG by Pennywise(m): 3:07pm On Feb 21, 2016
Buhari is coming back for a second term. NK and Tompolo when caught are doing these two terms with Buhari all the court dramas not withstanding.
Jail is the only safe place for them.

For those wishing Nigeria will break up, keep wishing.

They can blackmail Jonathan the ineffectual buffoon and get away with it certainly not Buhari.

The NIgerian army know very well how to fight Tompolo kind of war its only boko haram and suicide bombing that is New. Anyhow, this guy is bleeped and he knows it.

This is not a good time to be a militant. Jonathan and his lousy govt is gone forever.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu: Militants Declare War On FG by Pennywise(m): 2:18pm On Feb 21, 2016
It's a pity all these playboy militants know only one kind of govt- the Jonathan kind.

They should know that committing crimes in the name of Nnamdi Kanu will not get him released it will only make his situation more precarious.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Presidency Was A Disaster Foretold (1) by Pennywise(m): 9:16am On Feb 21, 2016
Jonathan and his wife should be tried and jailed for their crimes against the Nigerian people. They are too grave to ignore.

He was part incompetent, part stupiid and part greedy.

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