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As an African man, there’s absolutely no reason to involve the government in your matrimonial life.

Having the resources to leave Nigeria in Buhari’s final year but squandering it instead. Now I’m stuck here n might have to sell my only asset and run to Asia 😭

show us please. I’m also looking into YouTube faceless blogging but can’t figure out how to start.

haggai247:
I can show you everything here

Long story short, there’s a Russian research institute dedicated to discovering what happens after we die. They were successfully able to imbed a tracking chip in a man’s soul, using neuralink type of technology. Man dies, then tracking systems strangely shut down for a minute, only to reboot with the tracked soul pinging at an entirely different solar system.

Ourtruth247:
Please expand on this

Wait…this might just be the reason Russian scientists were recently able to track the soul of a dead man at a distant planet billions of lightyears away from earth. 🤔

Vicboy1:
Soul is energy it cannot seize to exist, once the awaken soul successfully exit this prison earth, he found himself in another realm or planet

Operation safe corridor awaiting the terrorists as soon as they repent.
NA never see anything, they should keep being target practice for the Sahelians.

This happened to me once. A greedy mechanic also told me I’ll have to get a new engine whereas all my car needed was a new crankshaft sensor and ‘resetting’ by rewire after scanning and fixing errors. The mechanic was beyond embarrassed to see me driving the next few days.

Men are in love, women are in business.

Nawa. Word on the street is ekuke are now an endangered species due to the intense famine in this country. I thank God I didn’t care to stop after running over a pregnant one last week. D owner for hold my shirt like say na him pikin I kpai 😂

A piece of advise, once you land, trash that your certificate, roll up your sleeves and plead with your uncle to take you to any main market so he can introduce you to a few people. Be ready to hustle like an illiterate undergraduate else na depression go kpai u for ur bros house.

Silent observer here. Started following your threads since the election period last year. Every piece has been mind blowing and this one isn’t any less. The apt decoding of the Free-Masons almost gave me an instant brain aneurism 🤯

Abeg come finish this thread. 🙏🏽

U don make me miss Sandra. She Dey chop n rim my ass like groceries after deepthraoting but this useless country don make her japa 😭

I be Dev bros. Bring update make we rug. This economy Dey turn man eye.

SIXFEETUNDER:
Rug pulling crypto



Growing shrooms



Leeching off family and friends


Sporty bet

Stepped out while thinking about my life this evening to get some condiments so I can tidy palm oil rice na so I see ppl gather near d shop I was heading. Upon closer inspection it happened a young man returning from his menial job collapsed from exhaustion and hunger on the street. Someone had to get him malt and milk as people sat him up so he could drink. All I could say was “this country is finished” as I returned home to cook my oil rice.

Liar! These were recalcitrant SW youths who tried vandalizing a dangote factory and got more than expected from the security forces on standby.

Into the crystal clear waters of the Ethiope river. And she’s lightskinned. Hmmm…

Cordae. One of my favorite underrated rappers actually.

ShaqFu:
Chai. Who's that lucky dude nacking this geh.

OBJ: if this unstable emi lokan druggie piss on my furniture I will be forced to bring out my koboko from retirement.

Oh alright then. So it pays to transfer to a dom account then. Thanks.

afrylance1:
You can do both but the rate to transfer to local bank account is N410/$. In my opinion it’s not worth it.

Just stumbled on this piece when I needed it. Thanks boss. Pls can I transfer straight to normal bank account from barter? Or must it be dom account? Make my money no go loss.

afrylance1:
I work for an international company and have suffered a lot to receive payment in Nigeria. Here’s 2 was to do so that I’m sure of:

Wise.com
Good for platforms that require account numbers.
1. Get a FirstBank or UBA Dom account
2. Generate a US bank account as iLegendd coached at the beginning of this thread.
3. Withdraw straight to your dom account using the Swift option (charges per 1000 dollars is even less than $5).
4. Receive your money and get the best rate using aboki.

Barter by Flutterwave
Good for receiving payment from people. This is what I currently use.
1. Sign up and get a payment link.
2. Share link with the payer, it’s easy to use and straightforward.
3. Money appears in your Barter wallet.
4. Transfer to your Dom account or exchange on Barter (note that the rate is N410 so using Dom is better)
5. Receive your money and get the best rate using aboki.

I prefer Barter cos they are more understanding and responsive that those foreign companies. I’ve come to find that most companies like Payoneer, PayPal, etc don’t care about you if you’re not in the United States.

Currently have more that $1k seized by Payoneer and $2.5 held by PayPal even after the sender called them to verify the transfers.

BTW: Barter is free to receive funds into your wallet and charges a flat $3 fee per withdrawal to Dom account. So whether you’re withdrawing $50 or $2000 you’ll be charged $3. Minimum withdrawal is $50.

Finally, from personal experience, withdrawing dollars is soooo easy so far it is below $10,000. That’s where CBN places a limit. I have never been denied dollars when I try to withdraw and often finish before people trying to withdraw Naira sef.

Your hair is a goal. I’m trying to groom mine just like that. Any tips would be appreciated. Thanks.

Nikrose:
Gosh that guy is hot and handsome! Imagine having Young blood like him serving me
I wish I can have him too!

Anyways age is just a number, happy married life to them!

Fallacy!

Cubalabloo:
There is nothing comparable to a mother. If yours is alive, treat her like a queen.

Cus u were too little to know when Becks got caught pants down shagging the maid.

LadyRosa:
I respect her a lot.
Another family I respect is David Beckham's.

When you’re finally in need of it, you’ll know what it is.

ChoCho54:
Sorry what is a roach clip?

*Step 1: Always roll with a roach clip*
Step 2: Eat after blazing
Step 3: Baff n moisturize
Step 4: Roll up again

ChoCho54:
How do you keep your lips and face fresh with the amount of weed you lite up everyday? I bet you'd be looking like low budget Portable by now.

*in Ogb cult!st voice*

“Don’t cry, don’t cry...”