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PoliticsRe: Sanwo-olu Signs Bills Establishing Additional Two Universities In Lagos by penpusher(m): 10:16pm On Feb 02, 2022
Hisbah21:
Good,but enterprenuership is above all this certificates
You are right however there is need to develop a sound system of education which entrepreneurship is part of in order to have a sound system of education.
SportsRe: Burkina Faso Vs Senegal: AFCON 2021 Semi-Finals (1 - 3) On 2nd Feb 2022 by penpusher(m): 9:51pm On Feb 02, 2022
Hope Senegal can maintain their lead and get to the finals. And when that happens, may luck favour them to win the cup for the first time.
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Well, for me the concept of the advert is to get your attention and get you take action.
Every bit of marketing is meant to catch the readers/viewers attention and that exactly is what jik has done. Now whether or not you find the offer attractive is now left to you the end users to decide. But without arresting your mind, it will be impossible to make you an offer. Simple!
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Politics✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔new Pdp And Apc Romance - I Dey Laugh O O O O!?✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔ by penpusher(op): 7:40pm On Nov 27, 2013
The recent show put by APC and the new PDP group continues to baffle me. I don't know what you might think but for me it just another comedy play to watch. Why did I say so? First and foremost I don't share any political ideology of any of these parties. This has nothing to do with hatred or anything personal. I simply just wish not to identify with the parties.
However, I still have respect for some people in the party. My regards for people like Rtd Gen Buhari and Pastor Tunde Bakare to mention but a few.
If you do ask me where all of these will end, I will tell you that am keeping my fingers crossed. Time will tell how far the romance will last.
I will like to have your take on this. You are free to drop your comments.Lets rub minds together.
Peace!
Business✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔Facebook Updates: A Blessing Or Curse?✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔ by penpusher(op):
Being a kind of guy who likes to take some risks, recently I took the bold step and registered multiple dummy accounts on facebook. I was lucky to have all my accounts successfully registered without any hitch. Wow! I feel quite happy and I updated all the accounts: uploading pictures and filling up the spaces.

A couple of days passed by, and some weeks then the unfortunate thing happened. Guess what? just two days ago facebook block 80% of my dummy accounts.

Geez! 8 out the 10 accounts I registered has been blocked. What a heck? What must have gone wrong? I can’t just fathom it! Lol!
You see, facebook has been on my nerves for a while. Since the introduction of what they call the “edge rank”, things have not been the way it used to be. If you are unfamiliar with the term, I will explain.

Prior before there so-called edge rank of a thing, whenever you make a post or update on your facebook account, your post will be displayed to almost 90% of your friends no matter the number. But that is a thing of the past with this edge rank. Only 20 to 20% of your updates/posts are being shown to your friends these days. You know why? I will tell you! Facebook want you to advertise on there platform.
Yes! They want to make more money and the sure way of doing it is when you use their platform for advertising your goods and services.

For me, I don’t see anything wrong in making more money. However, I don’t like the way they are going about it. Yes! It kinda sucks! Pardon the use of my language. Some of you reading this may be saying this to yourself, “well, there is no sign-up fee attached to registering on the site. Yes, that’s true. Don’t get me wrong. All am saying is the fact that facebook is becoming more desperate for profits this day than any other thing.

Enough of the ramblings, now back to my closed dummy accounts. Well, I didn’t tell you guys my intention for opening a multiple accounts earlier, but I will do that now. You see, I want to use those account for a social course on facebook. What do I mean? Let me tell you.
As a social media expert, well to some extent, I came across a strategy that revolve around using multiple facebook accounts to show one’s stand or believe for a course. The way it works is by posting simultaneously using several accounts and then assigned each account to an alphabet. Let me not delve into more details here. I hope you get the gist. If you want more insight just drop your comment below and and will respond appropriately to it. I just want to clear the air so you know I don’t have any bad intention in the first instance.

Anyhoo, to cut the long story short, I am now left with option of making a case for my accounts with facebook. To me, this is a battle for another time. The whole essence of my message here is to warn you to play safe with facebook this time around in order to avoid any of their bashing.

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Events*******the Gathering Of Champions******* by penpusher(op): 4:05pm On Sep 12, 2013
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Check it out!!!!!!!!!!!
Jokes EtcBREAKING NEWS: Dbanj Finally Bow To Don Jazzy! by penpusher(op): 8:07pm On Apr 02, 2013
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Jokes EtcRe: BREAKING NEWS: 2013 Exam Expo! by penpusher(op): 9:09pm On Apr 01, 2013
That sounds funny, LOL!!!
Jokes EtcRe: BREAKING NEWS: 2013 Exam Expo! by penpusher(op): 9:11pm On Mar 30, 2013
I hope you can answer that when you check it out!
Jokes EtcBREAKING NEWS: 2013 Exam Expo! by penpusher(op): 9:28pm On Mar 29, 2013
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BusinessSCAM ALERT: Can This Be True - WSO Free Download! by penpusher(op): 2:17pm On Mar 27, 2013
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LiteratureBreaking News : Things Fall Apart-Prof Chinua Achebe Found Dead! by penpusher(op):
We have received reports that Africa's foremost writer Chinua Achebe is dead. Achebe who is based in the United States has been hospitalised in recent days in Boston, Massachussets. He was 82yrs old...
Professor Achebe is best known for his classical novel THINGS FALL APART which is the most widely read book in modern African literature...He also authored several novels, short stories and poems. His last book. THERE WAS A COUNTRY; A PERSONAL HISTORY OF BIAFRA, was published last year. Since 2009, he was a professor at Brown University in the United States...
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TV/MoviesBREAKING NEWS: Watch Nigerian 1st Officially Released Soft Porn Movie! by penpusher(op): 6:16pm On Mar 21, 2013
Irrespective of your thought over this, one should quickly not raise an eye brow over this. I know what you might be thinking in your mind. No! I 'm not going to say the word out loud. But take your time, and watch the movie to see things for yourself. In the mean time, here is where to get the whole gist ==> http:///LLB3w After your own assessment, feel free to drop your comment.

Christianity EtcBREAKING NEWS: How Pastor Obadare Exit His Body! by penpusher(op): 5:36pm On Mar 21, 2013
The Great PROPHET OBADARE DIES Today!!!
The Christ Apostolic Church leader is no more.
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***RIP Great PROPHET OBADARE***
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Jokes EtcBREAKING NEWS!!! New Pope Emerges From England! by penpusher(op): 8:46pm On Mar 13, 2013
The new pope is ... from London. He greets crowds for the first time as the newly elected ...
What should be his first priority?
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Jokes EtcAso Rock News! by penpusher(op): 9:41pm On Jan 10, 2013
IN PRISON …you spend the majority of your time in 8 by 10 cell.
AT WORK … you spend the majority if your time in a 6 by 8 cubicle.
IN PRISON … you get three meals a day
AT WORK … you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON … you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK … you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON … you can watch Tv and play games.
AT WORK … you get fired for watching Tv and playing games.
IN PRISON … they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work … you can’t even speak to your family.
IN PRISON … all your expenses are paid by the tax payers with no work required.
AT WORK … you get to pay all the expenses to go work and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON … you must deal with sadistic wardens
AT WORK … they are called managers.
So why is it, again that we work?

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Jokes EtcRe: News Alert! by penpusher(op): 9:58pm On Dec 15, 2012
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

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Jokes EtcRe: News Alert! by penpusher(op): 9:54pm On Dec 15, 2012
A man and a woman walked into a guest house and requested to spend d night there. The owner of the guest house, Mr Ben, who is a member of MFM refused to allow men and women stay together in his hotel because of fornication.

The woman explained; He is my son, Not my spouse and so they checked in.

After 30mins, Mr Ben sent his maid to go and check if those folks were truly mother and son.

The maid came back and said;
Sir, she’s truly the mother. The Boss asked; How did you confirm ?
The maid Smiled; Sir I am sure, I saw her Breastfeeding the Man.

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Jokes EtcRe: News Alert! by penpusher(op): 9:09pm On Dec 15, 2012
Gone are those days I was a kid
when....
• Pussy meant CAT,
• Sex meant GENDER,
• Dick was a NAME,
• Bang was a SOUND,
• SCREW was a mechanical tool,
• CLIMAX simply referred to an
end.
• DOGGY was just a dog.
• Scissors, wheelbarrow,
missionary were just words.
UUhhhh!

But Now that I'm grown up, I
notice they just sound so weird
in public every time i mention
them, People say am Naughty...

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Jokes EtcRe: News Alert! by penpusher(op): 8:57pm On Dec 15, 2012
A Man sat down in a bar thinking deeply, with an empty bottle and a glass of drink on the top of the table in front of him. A Truck stopped at the front of the bar, the Truck Driver came down smiling and walked up to the Man inside the bar. He tapped the Man on his shoulder and stretched out his hand, reached for the glass of drink, picked it up and drank it. The Man all of a sudden, bursted out crying.
The Truck Driver exclaimed; Why are you crying, is it because i drank your drink, a Man like you should not cry, just because of an ordinary glass of drink. The Man said in tears; Today, life is indeed unfair to me. This morning, i didn't wake up early and so i went to work late and got sacked by my boss. As i came out of the company's building, my car was nowhere to be found.
I got to know it had been stolen and then took a taxi to the police station, made a report, and they assured me they'll find it. I took the same taxi home. I arrived home but as the taxi drove off, i realised i had forgotten my wallet worth alot of money inside the taxi. I got into my house, caught my Wife sleeping with the Gate Man and came here to end my life.
You've just drank my poison!.



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Jokes EtcNews Alert! by penpusher(op):
Okada killed 2 people’s inside trailer

Lii wayne features Pasuma in his new album

Eyinmba will sign Messi dis January

Baba Suwe joined illuminati, signed in by Jay Z…

University and Poly student’s are now putting on school uniforms

Obama claims Edo state as his home town…

New Arsenal manager will be chief Olusegun Obasanjo

Chris Brown wears agbada and slippers to the grammy awards…

Boko haram leader become a catolic church bishorb…

Mr Oshiomole contest for beauty competetion

Nigeria first lady was sent back to her parent for lark of good English by Mr President…

Christiano Ronaldo impreginate Funke Akindele




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ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by penpusher(m): 8:33pm On Aug 03, 2012
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