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MrWTF:
but this is a residential area for Christ sake. Wtf should there be disturbance?

Mr fucker well done

post=80071810:
It is so amazing how you people just tag any female you see 'ashawos'.

Don't you guys have mothers and sisters at home?!

Smh!

they don't behave or dress like them "ashawo"

Now we are winning but my card yaf cut

This is becoming a draw game, how could naiiija be this useless?

This is becoming a draw game, how could naija be this useless?

Rayd502:
Cut already...

I Taya for naija them they fall hands always

If naija cut my ticket eh

Everyone carry knife and gun while going to bed. They yaf cum

I know the guy who ask ffk that question is a Yoruba moooqslim, the truth is, thats how the average Yoruba man reason...

Xixabella:
my love for wizkid will never end....
mummy ure d best

where is my slippers please!!

University of mazi NK has proven beyond reasonable doubt that "The present day zoo republic of Africa" is a scam and to the best of his knowledge the only way to save the next generation of human race is to separate animals from human, He goes ahead pleading to king of king's the Maker of every thing to take his beloved out of jungle "the zoo" for they may worship him in truth and in spirit

Las Las na depression and frustration go settle this Coza rape

Wawu wawu NCAN

PlanetOfApes:
FIRST TRIBUTE TO NWAAMAIKPE

(Warning to any nosy busybody NLander, y’all have populated every surface of this forum since last week like roaches feeding on every COZA threads, and now BBN, posting whatever the fvck you want; this is what I choose to post, if you quote me for no good reason, I will regard you as a nonentity. Mind your fvcking business!)

This is not a death tribute, it’s only a tribute of recognition to a real and rare talent.
First, I retract my previous comments and perspectives about him which are debasing because I’ve always seen him as one jobless childish imbëcilë who only uses all the time in his broke idle life for spewing trash on NL. The little time I knew him here, I disliked him and insulted him because he’s a bigot and many of his posts are outrageous and weird, but beyond his shitty self, I now view him as one mysterious genius. He is a deep intellectual.
Nwaamaikpe many times sound stupid but if one has ever gone through his posts, one will know that he is not stupid. Every of his post has that trace of talent and ingenuity no matter how dumb it may look.
Nwaamaikpe is a clever and composed writer. He is vastly informed; he’s learned; he’s creative; he’s weird; he has great sense of humour; his choice of words is perfect and astounding and at the same time he’s so idle that he has all the time in this life to post on almost every NL thread, and perhaps he still posts on other social media too. I don’t think there is any section or topic on NL Nwaamaikpe won’t know something about, either past events or recent events.
Again, he’s cunningly sarcastic; and his posts are sometimes unpredictable – you won’t know what he’s driving at until you read to the end. He also has a unique way of thinking distinct from others. He is very perspective. There are some surprising things Nwaamaikpe will notice and bring out from a thread that majority will not notice. His posts sometimes are like puzzle to be cracked. There are lots to say about him. The guy is a riddle!
Unlike majority of NLanders, he has a stable style of writing. He rarely posts gifs, pics or funny smileys and he rarely replies back. Nwaamaikpe won’t use funny pics to make his post funny, he doesn’t even need to sound funny; his posts always seem serious but will most times leave you suddenly bursting into laughter.
Many great minds on the net but fvck it, it’s hard to compare Nwaamaikpe because he’s like all-in-one package. Like having all the characters in one person – the funny ones, the serious ones, the unserious ones, the weird ones, the intelligent ones all stuffed into one person.
He’s one astute mind who perhaps might have been one of most famed African writers if he had pursed his career. He has that potential.
Many great people are only missed and appreciated when they’re gone. Da Vinci‘s works are now being unravelled when he’s no more. I’m starting to unravel great potential in this guy.
The unfortunate surprise is how he ended up as a social media nomad who wanders from thread to thread and from forum to forum. Wherever his sorry-ass may be now, it really needs being whipped for settling down for the less and wasting his rare talent. He should have found himself a better path instead.
Anyway, I do believe he’s doing something reasonable and productive by now.
Jobless or weird or stupid or outrageous or bigoted or however he may look, one thing is that he is a great talented mind.

thank you bro we all especially 'i' missed this great dude

Wiz-kid turn back see Rema is coming to take over

Who's doing the nacking? This Bob's still firm it's as if better hand never squeeze the hell outta the bobs

I see timidakolo paying this man for damages and smearing at the end people will run away from timi and wife then it will be accounted to him that woman lead him to selfdestruction

Watch very well this man is not buhari he is jubrill from Sudan he wants to destroy the giant of Africa, he is envious of Nigeria...

What about ladies would they be walking unclad too ?? Where is my visa.. bye Nigerians am going to Germany

Depression is real nigga!!!!

When gals hear coza!! They take race �� �

Benekruku:
Drink this, You will be fine!

where can I find this krest of a drink

When women have sex with underage boy it is no rape,it is normal but when man unleash their beast on a lady it becomes rape abi

With the way rape issues is trending in Nigeria now am am sure no female goann complain of rape when evicted from BBnaija, especially those underperforming girls during this period of ceaseless nacking because I know that's why they're there to perform random sex

With the way rape issues is trending in Nigeria now am am sure no female goann complain of rape when evicted from BBnaija, especially those underperforming girls during this period of ceaseless nacking because I know that's why they're there to perform random sex

With the way rape issues is trending in Nigeria now am am sure no female goann complain of rape when evicted from BBnaija, especially those underperforming girls during this period of ceaseless nacking because I know that's why they're there to perform random sex

With the way rape issues is trending in Nigeria now am am sure no female goann complain of rape when evicted from BBnaija, especially those underperforming girls during this period of ceaseless nacking because I know that's why they're there to perform random sex

Junkie1:
I HAVE SEEN MORE PORN ON NAIRALAND THAN PORN HUB ITSELF.... WHY IS THIS PORN GUY LIKE THIS?

so nairaland has sexually abuse you too okwaya?

My little advice to the niggaz/guys out there, Before having sex with any lady from now henceforth make sure she signs in a sheet of paper proving that this sex was contextually agreed to avoid story that touches such as this one @coza & mis timi.... You see woman fear them . I don't want to talk because I have been sexually harassed, emotionally raped infact ladies are rapist

Una don carry coza matter come here today again

This is all lies they want to channel the attention of all these other extremists to Nigeria. They better stay back there at least countries like USA, Russia and the rest can fight them back, we are battling Boko Haram for over 12 years now abeg, extremists please stay back at usa they're your match thanks for understanding that Nigeria is a shit hoe they're not your match and you will not come and be wasting your bomb, bullet in a worthless country