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Jokes Etc › Re: My Boss What's Me To Be A Witness In Court by permsec: 11:42am On Jan 17, 2019

Were you served a subpoena? Or what does he whats from you?

Politics › Re: BREAKING: Two Feared Dead As APC Campaign Flag-off In Lagos Turns Bloody by permsec: 3:41pm On Jan 08, 2019

They can kill themselves for all i care.

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Celebrities › Re: EXCLUSIVE : : I 'm Dating Tyler But Love Justin Bieber Says - Jaden Smith by permsec: 2:27pm On Dec 21, 2018

Nonsense and Ingredients.

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Family › Re: How Do You Discipline Your Children? by permsec: 2:09pm On Dec 20, 2018

Step 1: Tie the hands and feet together.

Step 2: Waterboard the child for at least 1hour.

Step3 : Look for those Mallam that sells oranges, pay one of them heavily to apply same skill he uses to peel his oranges to peel the skin on the kid's forehead.

Step 4: Stiry fry the skin and give it to the young lad to eat.

And he shall never be stubborn and stupid henceforth. Don't thank me, I did this and it worked very well.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Why You Should Be Very Careful Of Sex And Women At This Time by permsec: 12:02pm On Dec 20, 2018

Eeeeehn?

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Celebrities › Re: Gideon Okeke And Chidera Uduezue Pre-wedding Photos. Set To Wed by permsec: 3:44pm On Dec 17, 2018

I hope it's not gonna end like this

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Celebrities › Re: See The Menu Handed To A Customer At A Hotel In Enugu(photo) by permsec: 11:26am On Dec 17, 2018

Igbo Amaka ~~dissapoint~~

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Christianity Etc › Re: What's The Meaning Of This Dream??? by permsec: 5:48pm On Dec 14, 2018

Ask Joseph not Yobo sha.

Politics › Re: Sanwo-olu To Participate In Ajegunle Community Football Tournament by permsec: 5:47pm On Dec 13, 2018

After 2019 you shall not see him again.

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Celebrities › Re: Davido’s Girlfriend, Chioma Stuns In A Lovely Outfit (Photos) by permsec: 5:12pm On Dec 13, 2018

lmao>>>>> guy u be fool grin

LuciferRedeemer:
She looks innocent now but just check back on her in 4 hours & see how skilled she is at gobbling frog preeqs with her mouth.

*spits

Celebrities › Re: ‘Your Dreadlocks Are Irresponsible’ - CBN Governor Tells Mr Eazi by permsec: 12:39pm On Dec 13, 2018

John20017:
Nigeria has no moral code at all and we are far from civility. Can't we have a sane discussion without abuse or name calling. It's only those who have no reasonable things to debate or argue about that result to abuse and name calling. I'm getting pis**d with this forum

Dude stop exercing your oafish attitude. Who told you Nigeria has no moral code? Apparently, you refuse to acknowledge the fact that a civilian can not wear a military uniform except for high ranking office holders or top celebrities. I didn't say much before you called me a mad cow. Desist from grey areas and make a stand for yourself. Have a nice day

Politics › Re: People's Trust Olawepo Hashim Currently Trending On Twitter by permsec: 11:53am On Dec 12, 2018

DREAMZZZ:
Pls lets give this guy a chance

Even if I agree, will those fellas in the north be on the same page with me?

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Celebrities › Re: ‘Your Dreadlocks Are Irresponsible’ - CBN Governor Tells Mr Eazi by permsec: 11:06pm On Dec 11, 2018

John20017:
Baba toddler that's not applicable for guest speaker. If you're more responsible then you should be invited with your suit. So stop shouting like a mad cow

It seems quoting me gives you orgasm. BTW, guest speakers or attendants of various events wear attires that fits the occasion. Also note that I have been to similar events without thinking of wearing traditional or smart casual outfits.I am not the cause of your sheer unequivocal stupidity. No need to thank me as regards to correcting your uppercase brouhaha. Now run along!

Celebrities › Re: ‘Your Dreadlocks Are Irresponsible’ - CBN Governor Tells Mr Eazi by permsec: 1:41pm On Dec 11, 2018

What do you know about Banking ethics and Professionalism? Although, it may not be applicable for guest speakers, but have you ever considered dressing for the occasion due to the fact that it commands a kind of aura.
Sorry i find it difficult to communicate with toddlers who type in uppercase.
Never quote me in your petty life again

John20017:
WHY IN THE COW NAME THEY DIDN'T INVITE YOU THAT IS RESPONSIBLE... PEOPLE WEARING SUIT ARE BUSY STEALING EVERYTHING.

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Celebrities › Re: ‘Your Dreadlocks Are Irresponsible’ - CBN Governor Tells Mr Eazi by permsec: 12:43pm On Dec 11, 2018

Well said my Brother. wearing a suit for such occasion wont bite his black ass but alas, he appeared as one going for coke studio. who in dogs name invited mr eazi to such an event as a guest speaker

punisha:

Emefeile or whatever his name is, is a hypocrite.

I'd be damned if he didn't wear the reigning trousers of the 80's and carry an Afro cut which was typical of every

young male back then, or he didn't unbutton his shirts to his stomach region to impress girls.

All those were obtainable in his time and no one condemned them.

Easy has the right to dreads or whatever hairstyle he seems fit.

My only problem is, he just won't let go of his poverty mentality and appear decent for once.

He was only addressed by the way he dressed.

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Romance › Re: Checkout This Street In Rwanda (photo) by permsec: 1:51pm On Dec 10, 2018

And here we are, still battling with thieves who will come to your house to steal, rape, eat your food,drink water and relax before leaving because the Nigerian Police Offcers have deflated tires. Rwanda is truly growing rapidly while the Goliath of Africa has been killed long ago. Come here and chant sai Buhari or Atikulate let the wrath of sango fall on your lineage.

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Education › Re: Navy Seal Explains How To Survive If You Are Being Drowned by permsec: 1:41pm On Dec 10, 2018

You mean when I jump off third mainland bridge, I should try tha abi?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Shiloh 2018 Dominion: Live Updates by permsec: 5:46pm On Dec 07, 2018

NwaAmaikpe:

Reporting live from Canaan Land.
This morning's session was better than last night's own for me.

Last night, I was unfortunate to sit beside a body-odoured pretty lady who spat while talking.Guy u be cat
I'm very sure her odour must have prevented any blessings from reaching me.

But this night is my night.

Nairaland General › Re: Meet Yagya Bahadur Katuwal Who Can Lick His Forehead With His Tongue (Photos) by permsec: 4:27pm On Dec 06, 2018

Giraffe in disguise.

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Celebrities › Re: Small Doctor remains in detention after threatening police officers with a gun by permsec: 1:24pm On Dec 04, 2018

What money and fame can do. This small doctor of few years ago will take off at the sight of vigilante sef let alone police officers.

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Crime › Re: Update On Nigerian Man Accused Of Killing A Teenage Girl In Italy by permsec: 5:57pm On Nov 27, 2018

May u never return to naija alive.....

see him face like over aged footballer.

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Education › Re: Introduction To Learning German Language. by permsec: 4:19pm On Aug 15, 2018

permsec reporting for duty.

ich been looking for a german language tutor. because ich liebe deutschland!!!!

i have various articles i downloaded from the youtube, but the use of die and das has been the issue.

certain objects require masculine approach, while some na woman. imagine using her for a cat.

I hope to learn from this thread sha........ Big ups to OP. Danke herr german4beginner grin

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Politics › Re: Gambian Ist Lady, Fatoumatta Barrow Celebrates Birthday At Abuja Hospital - Pics by permsec: 2:51pm On Aug 06, 2018

Nigerians expected a midfield Marshall that will cordinate the affairs on the pitch, only for them to discover they signed a mannequin.

Romance › Re: Types Of Nigerian Girlfriends With Pics by permsec: 2:43pm On Aug 06, 2018

milemimi93:
My girlfriend was no 4

Is she dead?? Abi u decided to murder english huh

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Celebrities › Re: Flying To Heaven!! See The New ‘land Plane’ Lord’s Chosen Church Launched For Pu by permsec: 8:04pm On Aug 02, 2018*

The truth is, i am yet to see a wealthy man or woman that worships with Lord Chosen. cos every of their member seem identical facially and otherwise.

Evangelism reachout always looking like a quasi-riot.

Crusade na war.

Prayer points no be here.

HABA!!!!! Na only una get family problem huh

? Abi baphomet na from una lineage

If u call this nonsense innovation then you are surely one of them. only time will tell.

Celebrities › Re: 52 Year Old Janet Jackson Looks Hot As She Performs In All Black Outfit On Tour by permsec: 11:09pm On Aug 01, 2018

apostle25:
your BRO dey HF
continue

Wa sere!!!

Hell fire Chief security officer!

Agriculture › Re: Jigawa To Start Exporting Goats To Kuwait, Others by permsec: 7:36pm On Aug 01, 2018

And asun is sold like cocaine in lagos?

why not export them down to lagos so as cut down the price of goat meat ?

Are u sure those goats wont be stuffed with heavy narcotics?

Food › Re: The Shape Of The New 50cl 7up Bottle: What Do You Think About It? by permsec: 10:25am On Jul 31, 2018

I think you should cut your nail

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Romance › Re: Young African Man And His Elderly White Wife (Photos) by permsec: 1:12pm On Jul 24, 2018

Ancestral love.

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Sports › Re: Chrisantus Macauley Joins HJK Helsinki From Real Murcia by permsec: 10:34am On Jul 24, 2018

Make una sha fear God!!!

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Politics › Re: Hilarious Photo Of Nigerian Police Sign Post. Very Funny by permsec: 7:48am On Jul 24, 2018

Apc chairman is stronger than all of them.

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