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CelebritiesRe: Sarkodie And Tracy Sarkcess Wedding Photos (White & Traditional Wedding) by permsec: 3:47pm On Jul 23, 2018
Lovely!

Many average nigerian celebrities should learn 2 things here.

1.Venue of the wedding doesnt equate to strong marriages.

2. Learn to love that lady that has your backing when u still look miserable in your throwbacks.




Peace.

FamilyRe: Naturally Determining The Sex Of Your Babies by permsec: 11:10am On Jul 14, 2018
Nice one Op!!!
CrimeRe: Sex-for-bail Scandal Rocks Bariga Police Station by permsec: 10:17am On Jul 13, 2018
kkhoish
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Czech Republic Friendly - 0 - 1 (Full -Time) by permsec: 3:07pm On Jun 06, 2018
ItzBIM:
But nah who clipped the wings of our eagles.
Guy, abeg if u wan spwak pigin abeg speak am well.



Which one be who[b]clipped[/b]huh
RomanceRe: Patient Dies After Surgeon Pauses Mid-surgery To Take A Selfie With Her Breasts by permsec: 8:06am On Apr 26, 2018
All i see is a Telemundo actor and a sex doll.
EventsRe: 48.1Kg Fish Caught At Jigawa Fishing Festival 2018. Photos by permsec: 9:42pm On Apr 24, 2018
Iseoluwani:
Check my sign
This one your rabbits are hiding their faces like chioma.. grin
NYSCRe: Aggressive Error Message Corper Got While Checking NYSC Portal. Is This Real? by permsec: 8:12am On Apr 14, 2018
southnigga:
nigerians too dey hurray
Na because say our hip hip hip dey bite us.
CelebritiesRe: Bisi Alimi Accused Of Being A Fake Gay Man For Having A Child - Check Reply by permsec: 2:59pm On Apr 04, 2018
Bisi Alli-GAY-tor.

Straight guys forming gays everywhere.

Just like our beloved risky fellow that started stuttering in the bank after being challenged by a fearless lady.

Unam ikots!!

Make me president, i will feed every homosexual to the wild animals.

Where kpekus sweet reach? The second sweetest thing after kpekus is cottonboard in the Ear.
AgricultureRe: Kehinde Oloruntoba In His Farm Regalia (Photo) by permsec: 1:15pm On Mar 08, 2018
Anything for the camera.
RomanceRe: "Real Men Eat Flesh Not Bone" Meet Anambra Man Set To Marry Plus Size Lady by permsec: 9:05am On Mar 08, 2018
KOPT55:
What happened to Chikwendu will soon happen to this fool.

Chikwendu wanted to get married to a similar sized woman and everyone advised him against it. He went ahead anyways.

Two months later, Chikwendu broke his hip while digging his madam. He went into coma and died shortly afterwards.

This youngman is a goner.
grin
CelebritiesRe: Chris Brown’s Daughter & 50 Cent’s Son Are Best Buds On Their Playdate by permsec: 4:04pm On Mar 07, 2018
MMM.

As in i'm not saying the play date is a ponzi scheme.
RomanceRe: Meet The Tribe That Drinks Semen To Turn Boys Into Men [photos] by permsec: 4:01pm On Mar 07, 2018
Nose piercing? Well...... but Svcking joystick to attain adulthood?? You ppl must be very mad!

BTW, Papua new guinea is not in africa, for those lambasting africans as though they are from Mount Everest.

Car TalkRe: Rolls Royce Reveals 3 Bespoke Phantoms (photos) by permsec: 8:40am On Mar 06, 2018
kc2hansome:
You buy latest 2018 model by 2019 it becomes outdated.

Behavioral pattern of the wealthy is like a curve.
Eg.

Davido would $200,000 car
Christiano would buy a $1,000,000 car
Mayweather would buy a $5,000,000 car
but
Warren Buffet would drive a $40,000 car.

Stay humble. Invest yourself to things that will last forever
Humblesmith spotted.
HealthRe: Masseuse Calls Out Men For Not Wiping Their Butt Before Coming For Massage by permsec: 7:52pm On Mar 05, 2018
Rozaytee:
u just ranting crap..and nonsense ..biko accept d fact...some naija guys a very dirty...ranging from body odor to mouth down to their butts...
Quite unfortunate that i saw this mention late, even at that, your myopic egoccentric nature refused to accept the fact that a human body is prone to emit bad smell due to circumstances such as, sweat, excretion from the bowel, often closure of the pubic area, mouth etc.


These part of the body and means of excretion are void of gender/ethnic/tribe/race. Your level of exposure is very petite and if you take your time to read more, your level of exposure might be brighter than your complexion.

Read more, listen more and talk less, you will become a better version of yourself..

Have a lovely evening!!
GamingRe: I Need A Ps3 To Buy by permsec: 2:59pm On Mar 04, 2018
chrisskynet:
Thanks sir but to costly.. you're selling ps3 this amount na wa ooo
Hoe much r u considering??
GamingRe: I Need A Ps3 To Buy by permsec: 8:46am On Mar 04, 2018
chrisskynet:
Please i need a PS 3 Game to buy, If you're willing to sell holla by quoting me.
55k with 2 pads. My ps3 is 264gb inbuilt memory.
HealthRe: Masseuse Calls Out Men For Not Wiping Their Butt Before Coming For Massage by permsec: 7:42am On Mar 04, 2018
bigtt76:
You will be shocked grin
Let me believe you are kidneying... I dont see any person apart from the native bushmen doing that.
Even pooing in a toilet u arent comfy with sef na die grin
HealthRe: Masseuse Calls Out Men For Not Wiping Their Butt Before Coming For Massage by permsec: 7:37am On Mar 04, 2018
QueenSekxy:
most Nigeria guys can be so dirty...tufia.lipsrsealed
So at this ur age of managing #600 aba gown, u already know for a fact that naija guys can be so dirty??

I dont blame you, i blame that innocent family that employed you as a househelp.
HealthRe: Masseuse Calls Out Men For Not Wiping Their Butt Before Coming For Massage by permsec: 7:29am On Mar 04, 2018
bigtt76:
Brings us to the question "which is best" - washing ass with water after poo or using toilet paper? I prefer water and I try as much as possible to do my number 2 first thing in the morning and before bathing too to avoid all this crap. Noticed a lot of people just poo and wear back their pants ...so disgusting grin
Whaaat!! who does thathuh?
HealthRe: Tips To Eat Your Way To A Smooth Skin by permsec: 10:54am On Mar 03, 2018
Ellabae:
bros I don't bleach. So a dark skin cannot glow. Na wa for u o. Anyways Good evening
What a response.... very unusual from a nler... My bad Ma'am! Good morning
HealthRe: Tips To Eat Your Way To A Smooth Skin by permsec: 5:51pm On Feb 28, 2018
Ellabae:
Wow I guess that's the reason my skin is always glowing nd smooth cool
u think u r doing me? U r doing urslf.

Continue with skin bleaching tonning creams.
InvestmentRe: Discontinuation Of The Old 10 Pounds Note From 28th Feb 2018 by permsec: 2:04pm On Feb 21, 2018
Even the colonial master sef is kolomenta!!

But atleast their 10 pound note will still retain its homogenious attribute, unlike our #100 with home and away notes, depicting the true nature of our economy.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Princess & Bitto Have Been Evicted! by permsec: 7:54pm On Feb 18, 2018
Zendinho:
Well in my humble opinion, of course without
offending anyone who thinks differently from my
point of view, but also by looking at this matter in a
different way and without fighting and by trying to
make it clear, and by considering each and every
ones opinion, I honestly believe that I completely
forgot what I was going to say.
Hahagagahahahahaha.... u be werey

TV/MoviesRe: A Young Nigerian Goes On Street To Protest Against BB Naija by permsec: 3:06pm On Feb 15, 2018
Adieza:
This is why Nigeria will never grow with people like you.
Go and sit the fuk down.

Hungry mofo!
TV/MoviesRe: A Young Nigerian Goes On Street To Protest Against BB Naija by permsec: 11:22am On Feb 15, 2018
Na hungry dey catch you.
SportsRe: Meet The Only Striker Who Played For 8 Clubs And Never Had A Goal by permsec: 1:00pm On Feb 05, 2018
ufuosman:
D guy supposed to be linesman
He is not supposed to be on the pitch sef. A VAR will be fine.
CelebritiesRe: Rihanna Spotted At Arsenal Vs Everton Game Yesterday by permsec: 3:48pm On Feb 04, 2018
Threebear:
Your type of hustle?
Reason why you're so active on the job searching forum?
Hahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahaha
Dude nairaland is not just for job seekers.

Guy stop quoting me!!
CelebritiesRe: Rihanna Spotted At Arsenal Vs Everton Game Yesterday by permsec: 11:44am On Feb 04, 2018
Threebear:
And if you can't decipher the humor in mine, you're a dingbat.
Food is everyone's worry, that's why it is number one in primary needs of men.
But you wouldn't know that now would you?
Mr man go and sit down. If food is still ur problem at this age, then you need extra hustle.

Stop jerking off my mentions.
CelebritiesRe: Rihanna Spotted At Arsenal Vs Everton Game Yesterday by permsec: 9:41am On Feb 04, 2018
Threebear:
Rihanna is worth more than every footballer in the planet not named Messi or c Ronaldo.... Why would a river go to fetch from a well.
Hope you've eaten this morning, because I know hunger makes people think backwards.
If u cant decipher the humour behind my message, then u are a dimwit.

@bolded, food is the very least of my worries.

Have a good day.
CelebritiesRe: Rihanna Spotted At Arsenal Vs Everton Game Yesterday by permsec: 7:53am On Feb 04, 2018
Hunting for her next victim, afterwards court will pronounce a 50 metres distance. so if she gets a a vip seat at the oppositions goalpost, he cant go closer.

I know thy gameplan bad girl riri!
EducationRe: Quantitative Reasoning I Couldn't Solve by permsec: 7:32am On Feb 04, 2018
irenmwinfo:
he got it wrong
serious?
EducationRe: Quantitative Reasoning I Couldn't Solve by permsec: 9:40am On Feb 03, 2018
Donpresh95:
1st example center 6 - 2(above 6)+1(downleft) = 5

2nd example center 4 - 2(above 4) + 2(down left) =4

question center 3 - 1(above 3) + 3 (down left) = 5
U try sha. If the 9 is missing nko?

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