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guy na wa for u ooooo...... no go let God vex for man oooo! which advice u need after your pastor and your mama pastor don explain things give u finish.......? come no implicate innocent minds ooooooo....... woya fly..... go use your mind...... mitchew

mitchew..... is it an habit or talent..... keep lasting for months now.....

my sincere apology.... to all d ladies......

hummmmmmmm!


my......... umy.........

it is well.................

like seriously, do dey really wanna see u with her...?

primary school tins mama will fight neighbors daughters not to spoil his child since all dere family na ashawo......

secondary school tins dad was like choose between school n d girl......

high institution mom was like I like her tall, and home base.... and dad was like, u are becoming arrogant now... and i dont fink two captain can sail a boat...... better days ahead when u get money dem go run follow u......

now, working tings and being humbled.......

everybody want grand child............. finking.......... becuz even d girls are scared...... ooooooooooooooo.....

all this bad niggas........ mitchew..... no be me and una.........

if u ask me......?

“Some things are private. Some things needed to be said, even when the person who needed to hear them couldn’t hear anything. Ever again.”

JUST PASSING BY..... TOMB HIGH.

1. They don't want to wash their boyfriend's clothes during a visit. 2. After sex, they do not shower or wash "it"...they just pant and
takeoff!!!.
3. Their best dishes are, Chips, chicken, yoghurt, pizza, milk and a dick!.
4. They always move around with huge handbags.
5. They are always in the mirror repairing their make-up damaged by sweats!.
6. They have no surnames! Never!!. And those who have, modernise them, for example, From Malunga to Malz, and Nasanga to Nasy!.
7. They always move in a group.
8. They are lazy and don't want to work, working is a taboo to their bitchy clan.
9. They hate marriage!!. And they rather walk naked on the streets than getting married.
10. They club from Monday to Monday and always bragging of chilling with celebrities.
11. They hate condoms!. Hmmm they are allergic
to them.
12. They fear getting pregnant than acquiring
HIV/AIDS.
13. They hate LOVE!.
14. They always post half naked photos.
15. They are fake from nails bums, hips,
eyebrows to hair.
16. They prefer doggy style to others
17. They love musical movie so much!.
18. They are always mixing English with their
language when talking. 19. They are going to
hate this post and are going to rant. They won't
even hit LIKE. SAY NO TO BITCHES!!.

just watching .........



cus i cant even follow up after mtn blocked my line, and my phone went gaga..... what else......?



mitchew.........

Sure if no reattachment then the women will train more male dogs n hell will be over crowded with women period........ while d men will make heaven simple......



mitchew.......

THIS NA REAL MATTERS..... BUT TOUCH NOT......

NO NEED FOR THE OATH IF ONLY HE TRULY LOVE U....



IF HE NEEDS SECURITY MAKE HIM TELL CHIEF OF ARMY STAFF TO HELP HIM WITH BATTALIONS OF BOKO HARAM...... MITCHEW.....

well, i am just passing by.................. mitchew.......

guy u don try.....

1. STD no be name of place in hell o.......
2. Where dat gul? no go put pastors for fasting n prayer for ur own mumu matter o....... if not, if i hear.......
3. Season for two, pregnancy for one oooooo......
4. etc
5. Send me her number......

u no get UPS to connect ya vibrator ..... or gen to power am..... mitchew.......

My Wonderful Guys......

THE LADIES
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

We’re begging you today, verily verily we plead unto thee... We’re not
saying thy must be a Virgin, but thy shall not bringing unto us a bore-hole.

Thanks for your Understanding...

Yours faithfully.

@ obiorathesubtle ........................

free dis lady now......... is a matter of choice........

its unfortunate dat this my step 6ter which we have same mom but different dad so much love me that we both bath together rite from child hood and now we are both matured and still do same thing... to the extend i used to shave her while she dose same to me......

is it abominable if we continue like dis and eventually start combing (having sex) each other in the process cus i found out dat we can't do without each other and we have problems seeing any opposite sex come in between us.....

a friend needs an urgent therapy.... b4 the gods of the land strikes........

na Africa we de oooooooo........! and d gods are wise........

as a native guy, what is bad is bad...... let d phone be...

cuz....

if u see and u vex... u go go!

if na d man vex..... u go still go!

then y d stress...?

hum......

if u use all ya sense do dis one which sense u go use for December level?........

but dis guy doll oooooooo...... na d highest pix u fit get from her be dis.........

e show say u no get swag....... :-

not funny......... abeg we need to talk.......

abeg ooooo........ make una fear God small now? who de tempt who now........

but dat guy sha...... una sure say everything dey ok so......?

bcuz nature, experience and science tell us say no matter what..... "A MANS D""K NEEDS TO ERECT EVERY MORNING {4.00-6.00 AM}" but if dis guys case is different den u need to go extra mile to confirm sometin now than put all d young boys around ya u in trouble after marriage by running after dem looking/searching for sexual satisfaction...

it is well with u,

NB;
Review your vow.

yekpa..........! my mama don tell me say na juju be dat ooooooooo.....