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Twaci:
Lolz! Bluetooth for real. Wonder why it is even called that. OP can u help?

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This is so meeee

Thanks a lot, really informative piece.

What a way to start a Sunday morning, wonderful expository, thanks bro.

To all Chelsea haters

87' - Chelsea win a free kick out on the right-hand side, which Fabregas delivers, but Fellaini heads clear. Hazard pounces on the rebound, ensuring that it stays in play, with the hosts trying to run down the clock by a few seconds here and there. Mourinho has his team set up very well, with Man United struggling to create anything.
85' - Falcao is fed in behind the Chelsea defence and takes the ball down with a neat first touch, but the former Monaco forward is caught just offside. It has been a rather frustrating evening for the Colombia international, but he will get a rare 90 minutes for the visitors nonetheless.
83' - High and wide from Rooney! The former Everton forward is picked out by a corner delivery, but can only get well under his attempted header! It hurtles beyond the target and Courtois will take his time over the resulting goal kick.
82' - Januzaj tries to break down the right flank, but Terry comes across composedly to slot the ball into touch. Fellaini is the target of a cross from the left moments later, but Fabregas does well to head clear. The Belgian midfielder is being left on the last man consistently now.
80' - Substitution Luke Shaw Tyler Blackett (Manchester United)
80' - Blackett comes into the fray for the final 10 minutes, with Shaw coming off, meaning that Man United will switch to a back three for the remainder of this contest. Chelsea will certainly be asked plenty of questions now, with red shirts constantly being committed forward.
79' - Di Maria scampers into the penalty area, before being robbed of the ball as he was about to reach the left byline! Chelsea struggle to clear the ball, with Courtois eventually claiming after some pinball between their own players.
77' - Falcao hits the post! El Tigre is released down the left channel and manages to wriggle free of a challenge from Zouma, before lashing a powerful effort onto the woodwork from a tight angle! Close for the Red Devils!

Yes and No. No because the intensity of prayer is directly proportional to the need of the prayee., in other words when a prayer point is mentioned and it concerns you, you tend to loose that sence of decorum and shout ABBA FATHER.

Yes because according to the above, we all need MONEY

So true and inspiring

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Gooci:
Where are they??

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Really funny pics, check these out

Sexycleopatra:
Lol guys dr r tinz you all do evrytime dat makes us laff evrytym and the high time you stop doing it, the berra for you. Maybe its d reason why dat babe you'v been eyein doesn't call you. Now here are some funny questions guys normally ask wen the call we girls

1: have you eaten? ( Like seriously? Why why why? If I havnt eatn nko? Would u buy a whole mega chicken restaurant for me?)

2: what are you wearing? ( Fig leaves!! Duuh) watelse would I be wearing if not clothes

3: did you miss me? ( No I Ddnt miss u, I missed my period!) Lool

4: did you go to church? ( I swear we aren't pagans, dats why we pray for a God fearing guy! So we should be askn u dat question!)

5: don't you go out? ( Lol wats your business if we don't go out? We dnt want to be raped or kidnapped dats why we stay indoors)

Lol ladies add yours.

Patiently waiting for a counter- thread

InZA:
You don't expect a guy of legal means and income to be able to build:

1- A community borehole,
2- Buy 2 cars for the bride's parents,
3-Build a community primary and secondary school(all which are part of the bride price) before the age of 35...do you?... So that's why they marry late and that that's why if you take a census of the number of Single ladies in Nigeria as opposed to other tribes.. . Igbo ladies rank in first.

You forgot;
1. Okada for each elder
2. Bicycles for the youths
3. BlackBerry handsets for the siblings.
4. New Apartment for the parents.

And I didn't mention the final cash payments.

Apart from Inviting gf, 6, and for now 7. Am guilty of the rest.

LMAyedun:
A Presidential aspirant that doesn't have a Certificate

A Presidential aspirant that doesn't remember nor know his phone Number

A Presidential aspirant that can't remember his running mate's name

I can't Vote for such.

Sai Jonathan

GEJ till 2019

No offence, but pls are you OKAY!!!

samuelson06:
See us see wahala o. Did they bribe us to vote for them and we refused? Was Nigeria under any obligation to support the motion or the only country that refused to vote or were absent? Why only Nigeria? Why are they not attacking US? Anyway, let's watch out for our leaders' reaction to this insult. BTW, who dragged Nigeria into becoming a member of such organization?

Abacha- Abuja Declaration 1989

HARDDON:
I'm still yet to figure out whaz up with tot'yam

Hate chelshyte with d last drop of my blood!
May they come out with injuries even if they win.


Oh United
My United !

Red as a Rose
Fluid with a flow
And we just begun!

Sorry dude, really sorry

chukwudi44:
We can't allow this assault on the police to stand. Tambuwal must be arrested

What proof do you have that the said Tambuwal came with thugs, before you judge remember that everyone has a mouth to speak but only few pour out truth.

I think you are all getting it wrong. The question is what will PDP do when they see this pix

What about these.

Rest In Peace, Miles Munroe