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killjoy:
readers discretion adviced: this is a long post. get a bowl of popcorn and your glasses. turn off the TV , you don't want to get distracted. if it took me time to write such a lengthy post, I wonder why you should complain about reading it. below are the reasons.

1. We're too different to live together: women love people and relationships, men love objects (like cars, houses, gadgets, game consoles etc), a man's lot is his career, a woman's is marriage (according to the curse after the fall of man), women are indirect, men are always direct, men want sex before they develop feelings for women, women can't have sex without emotional attachment first(unless they r who.res, even if they are who.res lolzzz), a man wants to hv sex, a woman wants to make love (I swear she doesn't even mind just cuddling), men see having dinner as a time to quench hunger, women see having dinner as time for bonding, let me continue? A married man without money feels unfulfilled, a wealthy woman without a man feels similarly, I can go on and on! But no time, my point, you need a lot of patience, tolerance, understanding, endurance, compromise etc to survive in marriage. But life is too short, stay single and be free to be urself or get married and spend the rest of your life struggling to be another person. Continue reading, this is just one of seven.

2. Love doesn't exist: if you intend to stake your future with a woman on an emotion as erratic as love, then you need to have ur head examined. Love is an emotional convulsion which, like other sicknesses, are recovered from with time. Experience has thought me that a woman's love is only skin deep, but you can accentuate it with money. Ohhhh how women react to the smell of cash. Bleep love and go make some muller.

3. You don't need a child: the world will remember you by the kids you left behind. That's a big fat lie!! You don't need a carbon copy of yourself roaming the earth after your demise to ensure your immortality. Instead, the world will remember you by the feats you surmounted! Obama will be remembered not as the father of, I don't even know his child's name and I don't give a fvck bout it! But as the first black US President. Mother Theresa never had a child, Einstein's legacy is not his kids but his discoveries. My point! You are not remembered by the kids you had but the records you set. But if you badly want a kid, adopt one, or get a baby mama and impregnate her but never, never get married just to have kids. marriage is too great a price to pay.

4. There is absolutely nothing new marriage has to offer you: just be honest with yourself. A family? You already belong to one (or do you think you just appeared out of thin air?), love? Your mother loves you like die, trust moi. A woman to manage your home? Get a maid! pay her well and she will manage your home without complications like disrespecting you, PMS, etc. Sex? Gone are the days men marry for sex ooo!!! Sex is damn cheap, you don't need marriage to enjoy it. By the way, what makes you think getting married entitles you to sex when you want it, ie, if at all?? U never jam female Hitler. Continue reading, I'm not even close to the end.

5. Marriage is expensive: a woman's problems end when she gets married (at least on financial level), while a man's problems just begin. Most ladies don't have plans of making money(some stop after getting married). for a woman, after graduating from uni, a husband is top on d list above a job ie, if a job is on the list. Guys, stay alone and worry for one. Apart from financially, marriage drains you emotionally. You have to deal with a partner suffering from PMS five days in a month for life (by the time she reaches menopause, you'd be probably dead) and when she ain't suffering PMS, its worse cos she is pregnant!! Don't forget regular mood swings, test games, among other complicated female emotional ailments. Plus wait till you get divorced before you know how much financially and emotionally expensive marriage could be. That brings us to...

6. It may end up in divorce: possible causes of divorce. She gains weight, sex with one person for years gone stale and boring, the love (or whatever dumb ass name you call it) fades, you want a new woman, (men are polygamous by nature, hard truth. Deal with it), she is no longer the woman you married, (true, women do change after marriage for many reasons, that is story for another day), you cheat on her, she cheats on you, many many more. Don't scar yourself with a painful divorce. Stay single and happy.

7. You get to focus on your dreams without distractions. Like I said earlier, a man's career is his lot (or curse). As s man if you haven't got a successful career, you will probably die unhappy and unproductive. The compromise you have to make to keep her happy will retard you from achieving your dreams to the fullest. Pleasing a woman and pursuing your dreams are mutually exclusive. don't get married.

disclaimer: its ironic when people say honesty is a virtue yet can't bear to hear (or read) the truth.

nota bene: I am not prejudiced towards women. I hate all equally.

ROSSIKE:
[size=15pt]YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF IDIOTT.S, PAMPERED FOOLS SITTING BEHIND COMPUTERS TYPING RUBBISH. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE THE 1 MILLION JOBS ARE? GET OFF YOUR LAZY BACKSIDES AND GO TO THE CONSTRUCTION SITES WHERE THE THOUSANDS OF MILES OF RAILWAY LINES AND ROADS ARE BEING BUILT, NIGHT AND DAY, THROUGH STEAMING JUNGLES AND SAVANNAH, IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. GO THERE AND ASK FOR WORK AND SEE IF THEY WILL TELL YOU 'NO WORK'. BUT WILL YOU? OF COURSE NOT! HOW CAN ''A WHOLE YOU'' WORK ON RAILWAY CONSTRUCTION PROJECTS? OR ROAD PROJECTS? IN THE HOT SUN? WHEN YOU CAN LAZILY SIT BEHIND YOUR IPAD AND PC AND CALL PEOPLE ''LIARS''? IDIOTT, STUPI.D LAZY SCUM. TOMORROW CHINESE WORKERS WILL TAKE OVER THE INDUSTRY AND YOU WILL SIT THERE CRYING LIKE STUPI.D BABIES.... F.U.CKING GOATS.[/size]

SicilyNaija: old joke, dumb asss

mr.drizzy:
when u knw something is greater dan u..u jst have to find all posible error on it to make it look stupid..nt knwning ur d stupid one

ochejoseph: What to expect from An APC govt

1. You will be Taxed for the No of Children you have ! For Bachelors and spinsters. Your tax will be according to the status of year wardrobe!
2. They will Use your Billions to throw Owambe Parties!

3 they will not construct Any Road at less than 1 billion per Km

4. If they Catch you trying to make ends meet on the street , you will be Punished if you protest you will be asked to GO and DIE

5. When they Come to Woo you they will shed Crocodile tears over a dead man they never respected when he was alive

6. After milking excessive Tax they will give Tifnubu half to share with the big breasted girls he usually shares the table with and use the Balance to plant flower and paint round about, the rest to bribe Newspaper editors to spread propaganda


7. And Now that they have formed an alliance with Boko haram, Violence is a Basic, Blood flow is a requirement, so for photo journalist if u snap them by mistake , they will slap you by accident ! Don't ask questions its APC wonder

GEJ till 2019

saintneo: less than 3 days

striker9: The guy still dey yarn dust for that thread,I ll take care of him.

blueto: where is that guy that created a thread saying "mikel winning AFOY will be an inslut to africa" ??

seribroo56: NA WETIN U 1 SPEL SHE NA D PETER ABI NA PAN