European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Champions League Group Stage Draw On 27th August 2015 by petitmonde(m): 4:30pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
hermesprogidy: guy calm down, it's called champions league you should be able to beat whoever is placed in front of you. The seeding thing is just show. clearly, u don't know what seeding means. It is just 'show'?then they should make the draw a fair one.no country protection,no seeding |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Champions League Group Stage Draw On 27th August 2015 by petitmonde(m): 11:11am On Aug 27, 2015 |
The new seeding method is a non-starter. How on earth would zenit and Psv be seeded ahead of Real and man united? All in the name of being league champions? Even in Uefa coefficient,only the top 5 leagues are in the top tier. This must be revisited. Man city started d clamour,and even now,they could still face barca or bayern,volfsburg/bate and sevilla/cska,and still not qualify. |
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Nairaland General › Re: My Convocation Day Pictures by petitmonde(m): 1:24pm On Jun 25, 2015*. Modified: 4:40pm On Jun 26, 2015 |
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Family › Re: My Husband Is My Boyfriend On Facebook, Whatsapp & Bbm And He Does Not Know It by petitmonde(m): 9:40am On Jun 24, 2015 |
After 4 boys?do something about the down below! If that place is slack,it is 'not' his fault!DO SOMETHING! 1) first,ask google 'how to tighten vjjjjn'.it knows everything.it will give answers. 2) do KEGELS! 3) buy vjjj tightening creams.before u buy like 5,1 will work. THERE SHOULD BE CHANGES IN ABOUT 1 MONTH 4) collect money from him like 50k.men value what they spend on.buh instead of spending it,keep it. 4) when it's time to meet him,promise him u will giv him good sex.arrange for a nice guest house.make sure u r there before u call him to come.tell him how much u still love him.that ur vjj is tighter now.......u know d rest And if God wan catch u,he would be a nairalander too. |
Nairaland General › Re: My Convocation Day Pictures by petitmonde(m): 10:42am On Jun 22, 2015 |
Lolaabokoku: No ooo, I dunno knw why am unable to assess it u can send me a mail on inconnu1406@gmail.com or drop urs. |
Nairaland General › Re: My Convocation Day Pictures by petitmonde(m): 10:15am On Jun 22, 2015 |
Lolaabokoku,does ur PM work? |
Health › Re: Fasting And Your Health (Ramadan) by petitmonde(m): 11:32am On Jun 18, 2015*. Modified: 7:40pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
misterchris: I would show it to my muslim neighbour... When Fashola was governor,did he fast during the month of Ramadan?... And if yes what happened to the money budgeted for food so if one is fasting,one would not eat for the entire month? The way some people think sef. |
Romance › Re: When Is The Best Time To Have Sex? by petitmonde(m): 6:49am On Jun 18, 2015 |
Rainess: Schedule sex? That sounds so boring not entirely!
Not a bad idea to plan ahead. |
Romance › Re: When Is The Best Time To Have Sex? by petitmonde(m): 6:48am On Jun 18, 2015 |
missbronze: There should be a timetable for it.
E.g, once every last sat evening of the month. u go wicked small oo |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by petitmonde(m): 11:51am On Jun 17, 2015 |
Badema,sexyjob.I pray will not need this job @ the end. |
Romance › Re: Ladies, Was I The Only One Who Prayed For Big Boobs When I Was Little? by petitmonde(m): 6:43am On Jun 17, 2015 |
onila: I have been blessed with the right size of boobs for my body
cldnt be more grateful let us see it na.we can now decide if it is d right size for ur body trim. |
Education › Re: How To Learn And Understand French. by petitmonde(m): 11:34am On Jun 15, 2015 |
Madmoissele,parle-tu francais? |
Romance › Re: Can You Toast A Girl In Yoruba/hausa/igbo? ... by petitmonde(m): 7:59am On Jun 15, 2015 |
Aminat508: Can/Would you toast a girl in Yoruba, Hausa, Igbo or any other Nigerian language? How would you go about it?
Please post your comments. Ladies are free to contribute. 
Example:- well.. wat's up omo to shon.. ki lo se le.. well o ru ko mi ni kingtom, omo odun gan.. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa eno easy oooooooooo  'well' ko si ninu ede Yoruba oo. Me:Aminat508,bawo ni,shey mo le gba akoko yin die,bii iseju marun. Aminat508:ko si wahala me: ohun ti o sele ni wipe mo ti ma n ri e ni NL fun ojo meta kan,ki ma paro,mi o le gbr oju mi mi kuro ni ara re ti n ba ti ri aworan re.o rewa pupo! eyin funjowo,ti o ba rerin,inu mi ma n dun. Omodara o dejo,gbobo awon contours ara re lo rewa gan.ojo iwaju re o gun rege.eyin ola re naa o dara.ma je ka faa oro gun,o wu mi pupo! Fun mi ni number ero ibanisoro re ki a tun le soro ju bayi lo. Aminat:number mi re 08021000000 lol |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by petitmonde(m): 6:12pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
sexyjob: When is the interview? Am tired of waiting o. sexyjob,no u dey taya? Haba.abi no b d same sexyjob? Shey u wan dey pull legs ni? |
Romance › Re: Can You Date/ Marry A Lady That Smokes? by petitmonde(m): 6:05pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
Cutehector: I can't remember d last tym I posted stuff in facebook sef.. Place looks extra extra boring... She is a lil gurl bro.. lil girl?.how old is she? MissGdope,is cutehector qualified to speak on ur behalf? |
Romance › Re: Can You Date/ Marry A Lady That Smokes? by petitmonde(m): 3:30pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
This cutehector bad gan oo. Kilode100 sef no dey relent. I just love nairaland.most times,i do forget i have an fb account. BTW,MissGdope,i can spend a life time on ur lips. |
Agriculture › Re: A Nairalander's Tour To The Farms And Major Markets In The Northern Nigeria. by petitmonde(m): 2:42pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
Catered4: Hello sir, A trailer carries 2400 hide and skin. The light one is N6000 while the heavy one is N7000. Transportation cost from mali to Lagos is N700 per hide n skin. Labour is N200 per hide n skin. I bought a trailer on wednesday. Ive been trying to post the pictures but it isnt going through. i will keep on trying anyway. sorry for the late response... Wow!great business! That is in d region of #15m Money=business! Business=money! |
Business › Re: #200,000-#300,000 For Business: Ideas Please! by petitmonde(op): 3:23pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
I am in Lagos |
Business › Re: #200,000-#300,000 For Business: Ideas Please! by petitmonde(op): 2:41pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
Biz gurus in d house! |
Business › #200,000-#300,000 For Business: Ideas Please! by petitmonde(op): 2:15pm On Jun 04, 2015*. Modified: 2:40pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
Hi businesslanders,would love to have your advice of business ideas with start-up of between #200,000 and #300,000. |
Romance › Re: My Girl Is Denying Me Sex Wat Should I Do by petitmonde(m): 9:30am On Jun 03, 2015*. Modified: 12:22pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
MizTyna: Na girlfriend and you dey vex? When your wife now denies you sex nko? |
Culture › Re: Funny yoruba Names And Their Meanings by petitmonde(m): 7:41pm On May 30, 2015 |
What of these surnames
AJANLEKOKO:dog is chasing fox. AJANAKU:elephant (O)SHOYINKA:wizards surround me FOWOSHERE:use money to play. OWOYOKUN:money protrudes stomach |
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Career › Re: Nigerian Air Force DSSC 25/26 Aspirants 2015 by petitmonde(m): 4:42pm On May 21, 2015 |
BUSHHUNTER: here we go again....Girl its generally called dssc let me enlighten u a little
SSC is for graduates with Bsc and Hnd while DSSC is for graduates with Msc and any equivalent degree....so the two is done together and u hear people saying short service is on.
Short Service Commission Direct Short Service Commission
If you need more explanation I can tutor u. u are even proud in ignorance. Mr tutor,stop advertizing ur ignorance.i can bet u know next to nothing about the military. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by petitmonde(m): 4:36pm On May 21, 2015 |
stadora: pls house, I qualify with the requirements except that am 4 months pregnant now and will likely put to bed by october. is it advisable that I apply. I realy need this job . your advice needed pls sisi,it imeans it is not meant for u! |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by petitmonde(m): 4:35pm On May 21, 2015 |
GentleNaaz: u cn go for dept of medical records or radiography. only Bscor HND, from any field, is required for real? U mean u can use dy/dx,demand and supply to take and analyse xray? Very d.umb! |
Health › Re: Effective Home Remedy For Weak Xrection And Premature Xjaculation + Free Cures by petitmonde(m): 7:45am On May 21, 2015 |
thesource: Thanks a whole lot bro for sharing this with us for free, i really really appreciate it. Pls bro, what can i use to cure this my shaky hand, they said it's called parkinson disease. My right hand stiffs and shakes alot when i'm writing or doing something to the extent that it takes me like 45seconds to write ordinary "mountain" and it also makes my writing awful, i've been battling with it for a very long time, pls, help me. Thanks GOOD GOD! why r u ds gullibe.if u need treatment of any kind,seek it in an appropriate quarter.Go see d right medical personnel.they did not go to medical school for 6 years to play. The op,paywriters is nothing buh a lowlife mofo.i doubt if he has seen d 4 walls of a uni.he z not z doctor! no b only 1500 na 1billion u for collect. Those things he typed(ingredients for different ailments) were stolen and copied from a booklet sold @ parks and bus-stops. My sista inlaw once bought 1.d booklet cannot be more than #100. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by petitmonde(m): 4:31pm On May 17, 2015*. Modified: 9:57pm On May 17, 2015 |
scoffield245: dat wud be as lieutenant.good guess but not perfectly accurate.yet wia i am is de equivalent then,it must be the DSS. Congrats bro. As far as i am concerned,nothing beats serving one's country. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by petitmonde(m): 12:17pm On May 16, 2015 |
Dahveydson: They have modified departments and qualifications, but the minimum of 2:1 remains. na look before u leap oo! OMG! they removed the entire Account and Budget corps. Ds navy recruitment go fast die! Too many conditions and conditionalities. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by petitmonde(m): 12:08pm On May 16, 2015 |
diado: Hello Guyz, With what's on their site, so a Bsc. Chemistry or Physics can't apply. I saw B.Ed/PGD or are my wrong? someone should please shed more light... lol,even the NN dey 'cut' jobs.you are right bro.they changed the qualifications in the education corps and even reduced the number of courses that were earlier advertized.NN no dey smile oo. I think they are looking for QUALIFIED TEACHERS for their secondary schools. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by petitmonde(m): 5:48pm On May 14, 2015 |
scoffield245: actualy,i just got bak my phone yesterday just like evry1 else here wit me.though i been here since dec,i stil am prayin dat i am found worthy 2 remain here.its also a fed govt job and not ministry work either.and its my dream job actualy.my line was banned so i dont kno if i got text or not.much as i like nnpc,here is stil beta in some aspects and dont bother askin wia cos i wudnt say.so if u like keep taunting me about havin not goten text 4eva,its only ur opinion and has no impact on my reality.take care,i stil havnt conclude 4 de day.tanks ogbeni,u are training with d Nigerian Army! Chikena! |