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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Champions League Group Stage Draw On 27th August 2015 by petitmonde(m): 4:30pm On Aug 27, 2015
hermesprogidy:
guy calm down, it's called champions league you should be able to beat whoever is placed in front of you. The seeding thing is just show.
clearly, u don't know what seeding means.
It is just 'show'?then they should make the draw a fair one.no country protection,no seeding
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Champions League Group Stage Draw On 27th August 2015 by petitmonde(m): 11:11am On Aug 27, 2015
The new seeding method is a non-starter.
How on earth would zenit and Psv be seeded ahead of Real and man united?
All in the name of being league champions?
Even in Uefa coefficient,only the top 5 leagues are in the top tier.
This must be revisited.
Man city started d clamour,and even now,they could still face barca or bayern,volfsburg/bate and sevilla/cska,and still not qualify.
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Convocation Day Pictures by petitmonde(m):
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FamilyRe: My Husband Is My Boyfriend On Facebook, Whatsapp & Bbm And He Does Not Know It by petitmonde(m): 9:40am On Jun 24, 2015
After 4 boys?do something about the down below!
If that place is slack,it is 'not' his fault!DO SOMETHING!
1) first,ask google 'how to tighten vjjjjn'.it knows everything.it will give answers.
2) do KEGELS!
3) buy vjjj tightening creams.before u buy like 5,1 will work.
THERE SHOULD BE CHANGES IN ABOUT 1 MONTH
4) collect money from him like 50k.men value what they spend on.buh instead of spending it,keep it.
4) when it's time to meet him,promise him u will giv him good sex.arrange for a nice guest house.make sure u r there before u call him to come.tell him how much u still love him.that ur vjj is tighter now.......u know d rest
And if God wan catch u,he would be a nairalander too.
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Convocation Day Pictures by petitmonde(m): 10:42am On Jun 22, 2015
Lolaabokoku:
No ooo, I dunno knw why am unable to assess it
u can send me a mail on inconnu1406@gmail.com or drop urs.
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Convocation Day Pictures by petitmonde(m): 10:15am On Jun 22, 2015
Lolaabokoku,does ur PM work?
HealthRe: Fasting And Your Health (Ramadan) by petitmonde(m):
misterchris:
I would show it to my muslim neighbour... When Fashola was governor,did he fast during the month of Ramadan?... And if yes what happened to the money budgeted for food
so if one is fasting,one would not eat for the entire month?
The way some people think sef.
RomanceRe: When Is The Best Time To Have Sex? by petitmonde(m): 6:49am On Jun 18, 2015
Rainess:
Schedule sex? That sounds so boring
not entirely! Not a bad idea to plan ahead.
RomanceRe: When Is The Best Time To Have Sex? by petitmonde(m): 6:48am On Jun 18, 2015
missbronze:
There should be a timetable for it.
E.g, once every last sat evening of the month.
u go wicked small oo
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by petitmonde(m): 11:51am On Jun 17, 2015
Badema,sexyjob.I pray will not need this job @ the end.
RomanceRe: Ladies, Was I The Only One Who Prayed For Big Boobs When I Was Little? by petitmonde(m): 6:43am On Jun 17, 2015
onila:
I have been blessed with the right size of boobs for my body

cldnt be more grateful
let us see it na.we can now decide if it is d right size for ur body trim.
EducationRe: How To Learn And Understand French. by petitmonde(m): 11:34am On Jun 15, 2015
Madmoissele,parle-tu francais?
RomanceRe: Can You Toast A Girl In Yoruba/hausa/igbo? ... by petitmonde(m): 7:59am On Jun 15, 2015
Aminat508:
Can/Would you toast a girl in Yoruba, Hausa, Igbo or any other Nigerian language? How would you go about it?


Please post your comments.
Ladies are free to contribute. grin grin grin





Example:- well.. wat's up omo to shon.. ki lo se le.. well o ru ko mi ni kingtom, omo odun gan.. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa eno easy oooooooooo grin grin
'well' ko si ninu ede Yoruba oo.
Me:Aminat508,bawo ni,shey mo le gba akoko yin die,bii iseju marun.
Aminat508:ko si wahala
me: ohun ti o sele ni wipe mo ti ma n ri e ni NL fun ojo meta kan,ki ma paro,mi o le gbr oju mi mi kuro ni ara re ti n ba ti ri aworan re.o rewa pupo!
eyin funjowo,ti o ba rerin,inu mi ma n dun.
Omodara o dejo,gbobo awon contours ara re lo rewa gan.ojo iwaju re o gun rege.eyin ola re naa o dara.ma je ka faa oro gun,o wu mi pupo!
Fun mi ni number ero ibanisoro re ki a tun le soro ju bayi lo.
Aminat:number mi re 08021000000
lol
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by petitmonde(m): 6:12pm On Jun 14, 2015
sexyjob:
When is the interview? Am tired of waiting o.
sexyjob,no u dey taya?
Haba.abi no b d same sexyjob?
Shey u wan dey pull legs ni?
RomanceRe: Can You Date/ Marry A Lady That Smokes? by petitmonde(m): 6:05pm On Jun 14, 2015
Cutehector:
I can't remember d last tym I posted stuff in facebook sef.. Place looks extra extra boring... She is a lil gurl bro..
lil girl?.how old is she?
MissGdope,is cutehector qualified to speak on ur behalf?
RomanceRe: Can You Date/ Marry A Lady That Smokes? by petitmonde(m): 3:30pm On Jun 14, 2015
This cutehector bad gan oo.
Kilode100 sef no dey relent.
I just love nairaland.most times,i do forget i have an fb account.
BTW,MissGdope,i can spend a life time on ur lips.
AgricultureRe: A Nairalander's Tour To The Farms And Major Markets In The Northern Nigeria. by petitmonde(m): 2:42pm On Jun 06, 2015
Catered4:
Hello sir,
A trailer carries 2400 hide and skin. The light one is N6000 while the heavy one is N7000. Transportation cost from mali to Lagos is N700 per hide n skin. Labour is N200 per hide n skin. I bought a trailer on wednesday. Ive been trying to post the pictures but it isnt going through. i will keep on trying anyway. sorry for the late response...
Wow!great business!
That is in d region of #15m
Money=business!
Business=money!
BusinessRe: #200,000-#300,000 For Business: Ideas Please! by petitmonde(op): 3:23pm On Jun 04, 2015
I am in Lagos
BusinessRe: #200,000-#300,000 For Business: Ideas Please! by petitmonde(op): 2:41pm On Jun 04, 2015
Biz gurus in d house!
Business#200,000-#300,000 For Business: Ideas Please! by petitmonde(op):
Hi businesslanders,would love to have your advice of business ideas with start-up of between #200,000 and #300,000.
RomanceRe: My Girl Is Denying Me Sex Wat Should I Do by petitmonde(m):
MizTyna:
Na girlfriend and you dey vex? When your wife now denies you sex nko?
CultureRe: Funny yoruba Names And Their Meanings by petitmonde(m): 7:41pm On May 30, 2015
What of these surnames

AJANLEKOKO:dog is chasing fox.
AJANAKU:elephant
(O)SHOYINKA:wizards surround me
FOWOSHERE:use money to play.
OWOYOKUN:money protrudes stomach
CareerRe: Nigerian Air Force DSSC 25/26 Aspirants 2015 by petitmonde(m): 4:42pm On May 21, 2015
BUSHHUNTER:
here we go again....Girl its generally called dssc let me enlighten u a little


SSC is for graduates with Bsc and Hnd while
DSSC is for graduates with Msc and any equivalent degree....so the two is done together and u hear people saying short service is on.

Short Service Commission
Direct Short Service Commission

If you need more explanation I can tutor u.
u are even proud in ignorance.
Mr tutor,stop advertizing ur ignorance.i can bet u know next to nothing about the military.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by petitmonde(m): 4:36pm On May 21, 2015
stadora:
pls house, I qualify with the requirements except that am 4 months pregnant now and will likely put to bed by october. is it advisable that I apply.
I realy need this job . your advice needed pls
sisi,it imeans it is not meant for u!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by petitmonde(m): 4:35pm On May 21, 2015
GentleNaaz:
u cn go for dept of medical records or radiography. only Bscor HND, from any field, is required
for real?
U mean u can use dy/dx,demand and supply to take and analyse xray?
Very d.umb!
HealthRe: Effective Home Remedy For Weak Xrection And Premature Xjaculation + Free Cures by petitmonde(m): 7:45am On May 21, 2015
thesource:
Thanks a whole lot bro for sharing this with us for free, i really really appreciate it. Pls bro, what can i use to cure this my shaky hand, they said it's called parkinson disease. My right hand stiffs and shakes alot when i'm writing or doing something to the extent that it takes me like 45seconds to write ordinary "mountain" and it also makes my writing awful, i've been battling with it for a very long time, pls, help me. Thanks
GOOD GOD!
why r u ds gullibe.if u need treatment of any kind,seek it in an appropriate quarter.Go see d right medical personnel.they did not go to medical school for 6 years to play.
The op,paywriters is nothing buh a lowlife mofo.i doubt if he has seen d 4 walls of a uni.he z not z doctor!
no b only 1500 na 1billion u for collect.
Those things he typed(ingredients for different ailments) were stolen and copied from a booklet sold @ parks and bus-stops.
My sista inlaw once bought 1.d booklet cannot be more than #100.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by petitmonde(m):
scoffield245:
dat wud be as lieutenant.good guess but not perfectly accurate.yet wia i am is de equivalent
then,it must be the DSS.
Congrats bro.
As far as i am concerned,nothing beats serving one's country.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by petitmonde(m): 12:17pm On May 16, 2015
Dahveydson:
They have modified departments and qualifications, but the minimum of 2:1 remains.
na look before u leap oo!
OMG! they removed the entire Account and Budget corps.
Ds navy recruitment go fast die!
Too many conditions and conditionalities.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by petitmonde(m): 12:08pm On May 16, 2015
diado:
Hello Guyz,
With what's on their site, so a Bsc. Chemistry or Physics can't apply. I saw B.Ed/PGD or are my wrong?
someone should please shed more light...
lol,even the NN dey 'cut' jobs.you are right bro.they changed the qualifications in the education corps and even reduced the number of courses that were earlier advertized.NN no dey smile oo.
I think they are looking for QUALIFIED TEACHERS for their secondary schools.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by petitmonde(m): 5:48pm On May 14, 2015
scoffield245:
actualy,i just got bak my phone yesterday just like evry1 else here wit me.though i been here since dec,i stil am prayin dat i am found worthy 2 remain here.its also a fed govt job and not ministry work either.and its my dream job actualy.my line was banned so i dont kno if i got text or not.much as i like nnpc,here is stil beta in some aspects and dont bother askin wia cos i wudnt say.so if u like keep taunting me about havin not goten text 4eva,its only ur opinion and has no impact on my reality.take care,i stil havnt conclude 4 de day.tanks
ogbeni,u are training with d Nigerian Army!
Chikena!

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