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RomanceRe: The Seventeen Cardinal Rules Of Pu**y by pfijacobs(m): 2:36am On Dec 09, 2017
Your write up is spot on bro!!!! So so on point
Christianity EtcRe: Why Did God Love Jacob?? by pfijacobs(m): 7:00am On Nov 19, 2017
Omo... Baba just liked him noni... Unmeritedly.. I dunno...but that was in d old testament sha... Now through the redemption of grace, equal opportunity to access His unlimited love is available to all and sundry



Frank Edwards don ask before sef
"Wetin I do wey make u love me ooooo"
CelebritiesRe: CDQ Completes His Lekki Mansion: "7 Of Us Used To Squeeze In 1 Room" (Photos) by pfijacobs(m): 4:00pm On Nov 17, 2017
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CelebritiesRe: Don jazzy Reacts To Tiwa Savage’s Statement On Getting Pregnant Again (photos) by pfijacobs(m): 6:37pm On Nov 15, 2017
The way her left hand is on DAT Afrima award..... Are u thinking what I'm thinking? grin
HealthRe: 5 Tips That Will Help Get Rid Of Depression Almost Immediately by pfijacobs(m): 11:18am On Nov 14, 2017
Hmmmm
EducationRe: 20 Most Powerful Army In The World (see Where Nigeria Is) by pfijacobs(m): 11:17am On Nov 14, 2017
Na lie jor
CelebritiesRe: “FIA”: Davido Shades Caroline Danjuma & Police In New Song: "Save Your Drama" by pfijacobs(m): 4:17pm On Nov 10, 2017
Lol....kids
RomanceRe: Let's Do Pun: Share Your Pun With Me by pfijacobs(m): 4:14am On Nov 10, 2017
Op there is nothing left on the right side of your brain and nothing right on the left side of your brain.. grin grin




Go figure wink
Foreign AffairsRe: Video Of Osama Bin Laden's Son On His Wedding Day Released By CIA by pfijacobs(m):
I was due for my visa reallocation to the us last year.. got to the embassy and was due for my interview... As I was about to be interviewed.. I noticed the guy in front of me had a beard, a turban and a back pack... I started sweating... But I didn't wanna jump to conclusions yet so I codedly listened to his interview
V.O: hello there, how can I help you
BEARDMAN: I Need to get into the US
V.O: *(looks at his appearance and then quickly at the backpack)*. Errrrrm what for
BEARDMAN: I need to deliver a message for my father
V.O: what's your name?
BEARDMAN: Mohammed
V.0: surname
*At this point my BP was getting high... I began to notice that one red light was blinking from the open part of his back pack... Hot urine was boiling in my bladder.. I decided to go to the bathroom when I heard
BEARDMAN: BIN- LADEN

I didn't even wait to hear the remaining.... I ran for my dear life with my eyes closed... I didn't stop till I got to CMS... I cannot go and die now










*Na joke o
EducationRe: UNN Students Place Juju In Front Of Lecturers Office by pfijacobs(m): 1:15pm On Oct 30, 2017
Lol.. it tallies with the department sef grin
EventsRe: Check Out This Lady's ''18th" Birthday Celebration Photos by pfijacobs(m): 1:14pm On Oct 30, 2017
It's her younger sisters birthday... She just posed with the decoration grin
SportsRe: Factors That Played Ensured Our World Cup Qualification... by pfijacobs(op): 7:58pm On Oct 07, 2017
Triumphant eagles

SportsRe: Factors That Played Ensured Our World Cup Qualification... by pfijacobs(op):
Finest boo
Vizkiz
Ggrin
Ladyf
Purple summer
Fuckfuckboy
Elvishot
Jaynaija080
Onimama
Tosyne2much
Wristbangle


Come and add urs grin
SportsFactors That Played Ensured Our World Cup Qualification... by pfijacobs(op):
Congratulations Nigeria and Nigerians alike... We are going to Russia next year!!! Indeed it has been a prolific. Run and we are glad it all ends in our favour... But in times like these, it is important that we retrospect on the factors that ensured our ticket and strategize on how to use them to our advantage during our world cup run. Here we go:

1 HUNGER FOR THE TOURNAMENT: From the coach to the players to the fans, to even FIFA as a body self... We have all missed the good old days of nigeria's dominance on the international platform... It's been 8 years and there was hunger that transcended to willpower.

2 PERFECT BLEND OF PLAYERS: A perfect mixture of experience in the likes of Mikel, ighalo, onazi and the young hotblooded actually played a pivotal role in our qualification bid as we needed the experience and the fire...

3. TROOST EKONG AND LEON BALOGUN: Talk about a blessing and mention this two... Ogini.. one single goal resulting from their error did not see the light of day.. but for these two, dear lord! That unecesarily acrobatic ezenwa and the open kolo akpeyi would have conceded goals in phone numbers

4. THE FANS: Uyo... Glo.... I throway salute for una o... The boos and eeeeehs, the murale boosting shouts... One Mallam left his suya to go and check scores when iwobi netted today.. the shout was deafening...

5. MIKEL OBI, MOSES, IGHALO AND THAT SWEET RIGHT BACK: Every ball played by these guys were hits back to back... Mikel, egbon experience, ighalo tireless worker, Moses the reincarnation of amokachi and that right back.. I don't know his name.. but 2 crates of origin on u

6. GERNOT ROHR: There's something about this guy... Seems like a silent achiever... One kind Merlin kinda vibe....

Let me drop my pen here... Add urs...

Other notable mentions

*Good luck
*Stupid opponents
*Association of supportive babalawos
*Lalasticlala
*Seun
*Pfijacobs..
*26billion dollars
*1 million naira man of the match money


#russia2018 #wedidit #mamalookathowwemadeit #supereagles soar
BusinessRe: Nigeria’s CBN Is Printing Money To Keep The Govt Afloat & Alarms Are Ringing. by pfijacobs(m): 10:07am On Oct 04, 2017
Hian
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by pfijacobs(m): 4:12pm On May 22, 2017
Hello... I have 20 USD bitcoin for sale at 380... Reach me on 08187051256
RomanceRe: How To Know Ladies That Will Become Lazy And Dirty Housewives by pfijacobs(m): 6:21am On Apr 19, 2017
wristbangle:
Lol you are also on point as well. They are just too many here in Ajegunle tongue
I stay in the boundary axis of ajegunle... Where do u stay?
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by pfijacobs(m): 9:53am On Apr 11, 2017
afoltundeseun:
access visa card
God bless u bro... How much do they charge per $?
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by pfijacobs(m): 6:36am On Apr 11, 2017
afoltundeseun:
you can challenge me. Let's fund our betting account with 20k. Then in a week or 2 we screenshot our balance for the thread to see.

See this guy sha. If you don't mind, I can screen shot my winnings on marathonbet, ladbrokes and merrybet for you to see.
hello bro, pls wat bank card do u use for funding ur Ladbrokes? Very important.
SportsRe: Boy Wins 43 Million Naira On Bet9ja In Benue With Just 100 Naira(sreenshots) by pfijacobs(m): 8:54am On Mar 25, 2017
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GamingUrgent Ps 3 Advice Needed by pfijacobs(op): 7:55am On Feb 23, 2017
Hello guys I av been using a particular ps3 for over 4 yrs now.. I lost the cord that is used to charge it and because of how busy I am, I av not touched it in almost a yr... Now I can't find my cord again.. I want to ask, can I buy any of these tecno big mouth cords dat fit for it? Will it work? And there's a guy dat runs a game shop in my area dat said he will help me install current games on it at the rate of 1500naira pee game. Does it look genuine? Honest answers needed urgently. . blessings
PoliticsRe: #IStandWithBuhari: Pro-Buhari Rally Holds In Lagos Today (Photos) by pfijacobs(m): 3:37pm On Feb 16, 2017
oyinkinola:
you dont know that Nigerian Army had conquared back our territory from boko boys!
you dont know that many looters were smelling pepper!
you don't know that disversification in our economy had started working!
you don't know or you didn't want to know?
how much is pure water, a keg of oil, a gallon of kerosene, in your area.... The common man cannot relate to the hogwash u r saying.. They want d basic amenities of life at affordable cost... Even champions league match now for dstv center don cost.. I dey dust my voters card for 2019.. Smh
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh’s X Boyfriend Reveals Her Alleged Dirty Secrets by pfijacobs(m): 5:09pm On Jan 27, 2017
Ha ex boyfriend's malivelihood of malivelihood.com. stop posting lies.. He never said such.. Repent!
EducationRe: OOU Produces Best Medical Student In Nigeria by pfijacobs(m): 9:35am On Jan 27, 2017
famosh:
grin
Man of God! grin
Man of God!
ow far who b dis? Make I run?
EducationRe: OOU Produces Best Medical Student In Nigeria by pfijacobs(m): 7:20am On Jan 27, 2017
Pls change ur headline.. He's not d best medical student in Nigeria. But in oou. Dem don beat that record tire for luth... Thank u
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Orders Wall To Be Built On Mexico Border by pfijacobs(m): 3:49am On Jan 26, 2017
ladyF:
Lol... It getting too much o. Let's make it a date next weekend na. grin
hello ladyf. I'd like to transact some bitcoin business with u. Kindly drop ur WhatsApp details
TV/MoviesRe: What's Your Best Christmas Themed Movie Ever? by pfijacobs(op): 7:08am On Dec 24, 2016
queenitee:
Home Alone
home alone remains an all time classic.. Awesome soundtrack, nice storyline and d best cast.... *merry xmas*
TV/MoviesRe: What's Your Best Christmas Themed Movie Ever? by pfijacobs(op): 4:59am On Dec 24, 2016
RaeMystix:
Love Actually
wise choice, nice taste..
TV/MoviesRe: What's Your Best Christmas Themed Movie Ever? by pfijacobs(op): 4:53am On Dec 24, 2016
Can't forget the feeling watching any of these with that hot Xmas jollof with fried chicken and cold coke to wash it down.. Lalasticlala what say u?

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