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TV/Movies / Re: A Thread For TSTV First Experience And The Hotspot by phaamsaam: 12:03am On Apr 03, 2018
Alejob:
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How much does the power banks go for
TV/Movies / Re: A Thread For TSTV First Experience And The Hotspot by phaamsaam: 12:02am On Apr 03, 2018
chloride6:


Who born their mama?

over $200 million.

In the long run, TSTV would be in between kwese and gotv.

Kwese is the real game changer cheesy
You need to update yourself, simply an agreement with bein, and live matches in Arabic is the lacuna... Dstv can continue to broadcast in English, in conjunction with sky for live commentaries.... TSTV is new, they would find their feet, all a matter of time

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 5:33pm On Apr 02, 2018
Tebas is a certified slowpoke... Argue with ur keypad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 5:30pm On Apr 02, 2018
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This is what happens when you are FIRST CLASS in HYPOCRISY. grin


It's an understatement calling him an idiot, seriously he is more than one, and I can very well call madrid or Tebas names, but when you take it personally with moi on barca thread, that I won't take... It's all banter, let it remain so and know when to draw the line.. Qed
.except you are Tebas son or the only madrid fan in the world
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 5:26pm On Apr 02, 2018
obainojazz:
#Bowsdown...no vex sir grin Well truth hurts, or is it not here I keep seeing madridiots lipsrsealed
You just lied and called it the truth... Expected Nothing less from a Franco boy though... Kwantinue in patience voice
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 5:22pm On Apr 02, 2018
All of a sudden Franco drid fans wanna drive down the moral road... Blood shedding club... Spits undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 5:21pm On Apr 02, 2018
obainojazz:
more like barkagoats grin

If we wanna talk about what's right in laliga since inception (football and politics) we would hit a million pages on this thread... Fly away dude
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 5:20pm On Apr 02, 2018
obainojazz:
Ronaldo has 17 goals against Barça, with fewer games played undecided . He has 27 goals against Sevilla and 21 against athletico embarassed why are barkabots brainless? Must be a curse

Talk football not insults... Don't be a man with low self esteem, grow up, and spend less time on your rivals thread... I guess you helped penaldo score that number against Sevilla... Yeye

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 5:02pm On Apr 02, 2018
Dutchman Danny Makkelie, will lead the first leg of the quarterfinals at the Camp Nou. The other profession of this referee is that of a Dutch police agent and has never before arbitrated FC Barcelona. [sport
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 4:59pm On Apr 02, 2018
Barça would have lost 17 points if it weren't for Messi's goals and creation of goals. [as]

Jorge Valdano (ex-Real Madrid/ex-Argentina): "I have yet to see a player who is as big of an influence as Lionel Messi."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 4:57pm On Apr 02, 2018
The idiot has started missing his drug regimen again.. Javier Tebas (La Liga President): "If the [Barça] fans plan to whistle during Spain's national anthem in the Copa del Rey Final, the match should be suspended, but I do not control that. I don't predict there will be whistles. I am very certain the fans will whistle." [sport]

Tebas: "If the fans whistle, we will have to use Article 155 within the stadium."

Article 155, is also known as the 'nuclear option.' In general, this article in the constitution allows Spain to seize back some powers from Catalunya forcefully.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 4:55pm On Apr 02, 2018
Simeone (Atlético): "Yesterday, we saw 60 minutes of Barça without Messi and Sevilla were winning 2-0. When Messi came on, the game ended 2-2. We can clearly see that Messi is the most decisive player in La Liga." [sport]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 4:55pm On Apr 02, 2018
Training today. Aleñá, J. Cuenca, Morer, Ballou, Samu Araujo and Riqui Puig are training with the first team.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 4:54pm On Apr 02, 2018
Sergi Roberto is one booking from Champions League ban, Sergi Roberto will miss second leg in Rome if he is booked. [sport]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 4:53pm On Apr 02, 2018
Favorite victims in the league grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 8:24am On Apr 01, 2018
Messi stats in year 2018 #fcblive

18 games (1472 mins)
16 goals
9 assists
41 chances created
81 dribbles completed
65 shots (44 on target)
736 accurate passes
48 balls won back

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 7:20am On Apr 01, 2018
TefBarzz:
This team's too reliant on messi.The other crop of players can't even step up to save their lives.
International break, Busi unavailable, midfield was shit, no protection, rakitic and pique tried their best due to the circumstances they found themselves, Valverde failure to incorporate bench players may be our Achilles, MESSI gives haters more stories like, 'Barça would suffer when this cheat retires'... Was watching the game with a friend who isn't an addent football follower, the moment Messi entered, he noticed a boost in barca play and Sevilla respect, his quote was' How can one man have so much influence out of 22 players on the pitch' I just giggled

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 7:15am On Apr 01, 2018
homesteady:


Do you like Isco was the question, you ended up not answering the question. It's a question to prove or disprove what the writer said.
Answer the question or look ahead.
He is crafty footballer... I don't hate any footballer grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 1:22pm On Mar 31, 2018
Top scorers and performance relative to expected goals (xG), La Liga. ��

- Messi scored 25 from 18 xG (+7).

- Ronaldo is finally on par with “expectations”, both in literal and technical terms, with 22 goals.

Data by @StrataBet

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 1:17pm On Mar 31, 2018
Last 20 games between Barcelona and Sevilla:

- 16 Barça wins
- 3 draws
- 1 Sevilla win
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 12:52pm On Mar 31, 2018
Real Madrid did everything possible to try to sign Barça youngster Abel Ruiz as he only has a clause of €3.5m. The striker will soon renew with the Catalan club. [sport]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 12:50pm On Mar 31, 2018
homesteady:


If we had Isco and Thiago, we won't have spent so much on Coutinho and Arthur. Besides, both of them fit the Barcelona ideology better.
Thiago decided his future was away, Isco is already on the other side.. Look ahead
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 12:49pm On Mar 31, 2018
Di María: "I love playing with Messi. I will have something to tell my daughters when they grow up: 'I was on the same field as Messi.' He's the best thing that ever happened to me in football."
Di María: "I love watching Barcelona games, even when I was at Real Madrid. I really enjoy their football."
Di María (PSG, Former Real Madrid player): "From time to time, Neymar and I talk about Messi. Neymar loves Messi a lot and he's grateful for what he did for him." [via @FCBW_A7]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 11:44am On Mar 31, 2018
homesteady:


How true is this statement? Does everyone here(Barcelona fans) love him? I really like the guy. It hurts me every time I remember that he was up for grabs and the board didn't try to get him. Just imagine him and Thiago in our squad....
We have Arthur n coutinho already..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 8:09am On Mar 31, 2018
Let us continue to give the trolls their 1% of relevance they badly seek on our darling thread, since they are hopeless on theirs

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 8:07am On Mar 31, 2018
Kendzyma:
*C. Ronaldo vs Messi in court*

Judge: Have any of you won the Golden ball?

Ronaldo: Yes, 5 times.
Messi: Yes, 5 times as well.

Judge: Have any of you won the Golden Boot?

Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times.
Messi: Same here.

Judge: How many individual trophies have you each won?

Ronaldo: 16.
Messi: 13.

Judge: Have any of you played for another club’s first team besides your current one?

Ronaldo: Yes! Sporting CP in Portugal first division and Manchester United in BPL.

Messi: No. Only Barcelona.

Judge: Have any of you won a title with your national team?

Ronaldo: Yes! We won Portugal’s first ever European Championship.

Messi: No.

Judge: How many goals have each of you scored for your respective teams?

Ronaldo: Should I count the goals I’ve scored for Man United and Sporting?

Judge: No. Only for Real Madrid.

Ronaldo: 427 goals in 421 appearances or 9 seasons.

Messi: 534 goals in 617 appearances or 14 seasons.

Judge: Who has scored more hat-tricks in La Liga?

Ronaldo: Me. 35 in La Liga.

Messi: Ronaldo has. I’ve scored 28.

Judge: Which is the most prestigious competition in club football?

Ronaldo: Champions League.

Messi: Champions League.

Judge: Have any of you won Champions League?

Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times in total with 2 different teams. Once with Man United and 3 times with Madrid.

Messi: Yes, 4 times as well with Barcelona only.

Judge: Who has scored more goals in the CL between the two of you?

Ronaldo: I’ve scored 114 goals in the CL.

Messi: I’ve scored 97.

Judge: Who has more assists between the two of you in the CL?

Ronaldo: I have 38.

Messi: Ronaldo has. I have 26.

Judge: Who has scored more goals in total in the CL finals?

Ronaldo: Me.

Messi: Ronaldo.

Judge: Which one of you have scored more free kicks?

Ronaldo: I have.

Messi: Ronaldo has.

Judge: Most goals with weak foot?

Ronaldo: Me, I think.

Messi: (Nods in agreement).

Judge: Most goals from outside of the box?

Ronaldo: Me.. again.

Messi: Ronaldo.

Judge: Who has scored more headers?

Ronaldo: Is that a serious question?

Messi: ...

Judge: Who has a better penalty conversion rate?

Ronaldo: I think I do. I’ve scored 82% of the penalties I’ve taken.

Messi: I’ve scored 77% of the penalties I’ve taken.

Judge: Which one of you have scored the most goals in total during your career?

Ronaldo: I think I have. 628 goals.

Messi: I’ve scored 595.

Judge: How many football records do each of you hold in total for both club and country?

Ronaldo: 146

Messi: 110

Judge: Well, after analyzing all of the facts that have been presented to me. I can only draw one conclusion when it comes to comparing you both as football players. That conclusion is that Ronaldo is the better player in almost every category. When it comes to goal scoring and accolades for both club and country, Ronaldo comes out on top. Messi, you are without a doubt Barcelona’s best player of all time. But certainly not the world’s best ever. That is clearly Ronaldo at the moment.

Messi: But I am younger than Ronaldo and haven’t played as many matches as him.

Judge: I understand that, but until you surpass his goal scoring records and win as many trophies both individually and collectively as he has, then Ronaldo will, according to the statistics, be considered as the best football player of all time. Until then, keep pushing on and you just might be able to achieve just as much as �Ronaldo�! ���

NB: This was b4 messi had 100 CPL Goals.
Lots of lies in your stats... You must have had this court session in a Nigerian court to be able to bribe and sway the judge laughs... Lies can only get you a bit far grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 8:06am On Mar 31, 2018
Isomerizm:
The 'unwilling' there is chagrining TBH. I pointed it out earlier this week, someone however said, it would cripple our wage structure.

Even, be that as it may, they should reason with him politely, with MOU that his wage would rise into his dreams, and not form stronghead. It's the 'unwilling' I absolutely gat bad blood for.

If it so happens the club loses Umtiti in the summer, but retains faeces like Gomez, Paulinho, Vidal, then...
Just be calm... Most of the reports are from shit media... Anything can happen, but I trust the leaders in the team to have their say, bartomeu has been taking some good decisions since the summer... Everything would be fine with or without umtiti... We are Barcelona remember... Mes que Un club
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 6:28am On Mar 29, 2018
Madrid derby:

•If Atelti wins, Real will be 4th. If Real wins, Atelti will be 14 POINTS behind us
•If Real Madrid score, MATS will win the zamora for the 1st time
•if Isco scores 1,000,000 goals he still won't be > Iniesta

The stats are on our side cules!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 6:27am On Mar 29, 2018
Pedro Pablo Pasculli (86 World Cup winner): “Argentina today depend on Messi ten times more than we depended on Maradona on 1986.”

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 6:26am On Mar 29, 2018
Neymar1095:

Messi has never scored against Brazil in a competitive fixture sit your Dumb ass down.
How many times has he played against Brazil at the copa and world cup... Use your upper... Now we are trying to define it ain't competitive, we are talking about a clasico fixture Brazil vs argentina, the rivalry is top notch and he got a hattrick in the last game against them I think
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 6:22am On Mar 29, 2018
10Dove:
I haven't seen much of this guy, what's his playing style like? Is he an am or cm? I'm skeptical about brazilians these days esp in the middle of the park cos the tend to be unserious tho phil is nothing like that.

Got to admit not seen much just you tube clips, the guy can play the Xavi role and a Deep lying playmaker in a double pivot... We should be hopeful he would adjust and blossom in barca
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 6:22am On Mar 29, 2018
10Dove:
I haven't seen much of this guy, what's his playing style like? Is he an am or cm? I'm skeptical about brazilians these days esp in the middle of the park cos the tend to be unserious tho phil is nothing like that.
Got to admit not seen much just you tube clips, the guy can play the Xavi role and a Deep lying playmaker in a double pivot... We should be hopeful he would adjust and blossom in barca

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