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That is it now. The business has just become lucrative. You can now refine sell and make super profit without lobbying for subsidy from NNPthief

sparko1:
In 5 years Nigeria will have More refineries than the whole of Africa, lol!

It's like the business just became lucrative and everyone is interested.

Na person wey go dash you millions you dey fund.... Will 5million be okay??

LordBiden:
But I have never seen a rich mechanic.
Except for the abroad based ones.
And the trade is not for the weak.

You can't take that from him.

mannobi:
Tinubu might be bad at many things but for the fact that he's strong enough to tame these northerners with supremacist idea, I love him for that. Not even Obi or Osinbajo would have been able to tame them like this. The baba doesn't send you. I think he learnt that from buhari..

Both of you can’t be Bovi, nah. Laugh at him for trying to be funny but not actually being funny—that’s laughable in a way! Tell him and challenge him to step up, but in a very welcoming manner. To me, effort count more than perfection.

SweetBuns:
Good day nairalanders. Merry Xmas and a happy new year in advance.

I'll try to make this short and sweet.
So I met this guy at my favorite foodspot not too long ago.
He was tall, dark, handsome and jacked.... Basically the type of guy I like so I was obviously attracted to him.

He then approached and talked to me. Whilst we were at it, I remember him cracking some very bad jokes (not bad in like an offensive way, but a bit too dry), but for the sake of being polite I went along with it.

We exchanged contacts and met up for a first date not too long after. And to keep things short, he wasn't funny whenever he tried. At all.
He did look a bit nervous, but It was still so bad to the extent that I felt uncomfortable watching him try and even guilty if I failed to laugh.

He's also very arkward when it comes to intimacy, the first kiss was really, really arkward and I could tell he was trying his best but......

He also has this habit of sending me some really unfunny memes

Besides that, he is truly loving, warm and sweet. We have a whole lot in common between us and I'm sure I'm attracted to him

Initially I thought it was something related to his initial nervousness and would resolve on its own with time, but things are still the same

I'm a really funny person and Ive realized that I bond best with the people I laugh and play around with.

Is this going to get better with time, or is this just who he is?

He needs to find himself first. or the problem will still persist! One thing My wife knows is that, anytime I have the opportunity to be left alone at home (Maybe she has to travel home for something, I have the best of time and will send her pictures. last time I went swimming, almost finished all the yoghurt in the house. lols! You need to be able to stand on your to legs as a human, that when you will appreciate relationship with others without loosing yourself. I can't leave without my wife and kid, or I don't want to leave without them, is not the same as I can't survive without anyone. Only God owns that authority!

I empathize with him, I wish he find himself. That might even be the real issue is marriage. Woman, want a firm man, Take or you leave.

Kdon2:
Find someone else bro. It's not that difficult. Leave the funk alone!

Nigerian Politicians are learning from them. The little different is that, all of them are American. While Nigerian politicians are disintegrated Yoruba, Igbo or Hausa.

Magnetic010:
Didn't know American politicians are as shameless as Nigerian politicians....Guess no matter where you go politicians remain politicians

I use the same type. Bought it 4 years ago and I have no regret. You'll get used to it.

YoursDola:
Hello nairaland

I bought an orthopedic mattress yesterday and I slept on it last night and I've come to discover that it's too hard for me. It's not bouncy at all, and feels like I'm lying on a rock.

I'm 72kg, and in not suffering from any joint conditions.. I only bought the mattress because it was recommended by the seller as a 'good and durable mattress'

What do I do next? It's just too hard for me to endure and I don't know if it's going to get any better (or get slightly soft so that I can enjoy the mattress

Thank you for reading.

They lost the market, because we stop having children. everyone one is born a grown up now. Kids now operate smart phone from age 1 or 2. Kids playing outside?? that like seeing goat outside in Lagos island. They are inside their compound or apartment with cocomelon

Alot has changed.

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How will the lawyer make more money, By him staying out of trouble? I never paid a lawyer a dime in my life, Guess why? ;

once his out let him continue from where he stopped and jump bail again. bloggers et al must feast.

emkz:
He did a video where he rubbed baby oil on one of his fingers and was moving it up and down while saying: "ifuku-fuku-fuku".

A person who cannot control his mouth will end up allowing his mouth to control him into trouble.

I hope he learnt his lessons.

As for the celebrity lawyer, he needs to influence his clients out of trouble. After this guy was released, a sensible lawyer would have advised him to desist and not even engage in innuendos, but not the dude who uses these people to build his profile. It is similar to the Bolt driver assaulted by a member of the house of representatives. While the celebrity lawyer was in court trying to get the person who assaulted his client to pay heavily, the client was said to have gone to the assaulter's house with his brother to eat chicken and collect AC, as well as ikebelicious babes.

A lawyer who cannot influence his clients should just remain an activist: a public nuisance without ethics in genuine activism.

Omooo!!! If I bring my mussle, how much I go add. lols

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Them Tony Olumelu smiling to the Bank.

dre11:
Tinubu Government Claims It Paid N199billion In December As Electricity Subsidies For Nigerians





https://saharareporters.com/2024/12/18/tinubu-government-claims-it-paid-n199billion-december-electricity-subsidies-nigerians

Untoes the mf...

Olarewaju89:
See wetin person wear come church, I don almost faint. 😂🙏🏽

haaaa! The only thing they subsidize is fuel for residents of Yakutsk because here in winter people leave their cars running 24/7 otherwise, without a heated car park, once you shut down your car, it freezes and starting it because a problem.

mushroomFarm:
Well in my opinion maybe population. Yakutsk is the capital city of Yakutia. Yakutia is about three times the size of Nigeria by land mass but less than one million people live in Yakutia. Yakutsk itself has about 350k residents only. Not sure how it adds up but a very beautiful city with low population compared to a place like Nigeria makes living standard very good.
Yakutsk is still expensive though. House rents starts from like 350k a month for good apartments.
Thanks to the Russian government's education system for citizens and foreigners though, I pay less than 18k naira a month for my 24 hours wifi, hot and cold water, electricity dormitory with a washing machine and they change my bed clothing for me twice a month.

I don't think the government is subsidizing anything food here. The only thing they subsidize is fuel for residents of Yakutsk because here in winter people leave their cars running 24/7 otherwise, without a heated car park, once you shut down your car, it freezes and starting it because a problem.

He probably thought you don't need a Job if you're soo terrible as checking your mail to find yourself a Job. To avoid you trauma of been sack which probably was not your first time and the last time you didn't take it soo well.

I also think you don't need a Job if you're so terrible at checking your mail.

englishmart:
The lady in question claims that she finds it stressful reading her mails. Her husband then obliged to help her with that.
What happens next is unbelievable.
He deletes every mail from recruiters with the potential of landing her a good paying job.

What do you make of such an act?

How we survive those years... Must be God grace! We use to have budget for banger!! what we did with them is unspeakable.

Flirtyjane:
Yesterday, while trying blow knockout (Banga), it exploded on his hands.

People need to very careful this period. Besides, this explosives are illegal and also expensive.

Tax avoidance...

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To much generic answer... not very reliable information! You no what Hallucination is in generative ai?..

Remote-controlled farming equipment** – Created for mechanized agriculture. what is this

We were does ethnic group before Nigeria happens. even among ethnic groups we were not brothers. You will hear don't marry from this or that tribe. Did you know what Modakeke and Ife war looks like, Oyo and egba and soo on. The country Nigeria came to bridge this gaps but unfortunate the ruling class had hike Nigeria for themselves for their gain and leave the people with disunity.

Fashdeejay:
As much as I do not agree with how the military handles situation sometimes, the truth remains we can't continue to live a life where ethnically we are so divided.... This divide is the reason why we are where we are. We can't speak with one voice.... Before Ibo, hausa, yoruba, bini, efik or ibibio, we are nigerians.... Why do we create such divisions allowing the ruling class to take advantage of the divide to kill us some more. We are Nigerians first. I have ibo in-laws and I love them to a pulp.... I am yoruba... My mother is partly hausa.... One of my grandmothers hail from the Nupe region .... The other has bini blood..... Bro, it is not by tribe, your action defines you... Not your ethnicity.

Revolution don't start in the day oppression begins... It will take time and take someone or an occasion to wake up the mind of the people.

PlanetZero:
Nigeria is just a testing ground for all kinds of corruption and impunity

The masses only good in going to parties, clubs, youth doing skits and comedies, drinking, using drugs and catching cruise. While the oppressors keeps oppressing them

Nigerians will rather prey on each other. Fight each other and exert the economic frustration on each other instead of facing the political class looting the commonwealth of the nation without conscience and acting with impunity over every sector

But will leave the power quota causing this economic agony. Some even sing the praises of their task masters. What a shame

Friend and Fans bawo? is he an artist.

Sorry, but I'm just curious. I had to go listen for myself.

Truths9ja:
Hmm 🤔

‘You all should be proud of me,’ Pastor Tobi Adegboyega breaks silence amid deportation saga

Nigerian-born UK pastor Tobi Adegboyega has addressed recent reports of his impending deportation to Nigeria.

The former leader of Salvation Proclaimers Anointed Church, which was shut down following allegations of a £1.87 million fraud, has lost his legal battle against deportation despite asserting that the move would infringe upon his human rights.

An immigration tribunal has ruled that the 44-year-old, who is a cousin of Star Wars actor John Boyega, be deported to Nigeria.

According to a report by The Telegraph, investigations revealed financial misconduct within his church, leading to the decision.

Addressing the controversy via his Instagram page, Tobi Adegboyega said, “I’ve heard a lot today, and I’m doing this because our friends our fans people who are worried. I’m right here at home, no cause for alarm. And naturally I dismiss things that have to do with retrogression. Every Nigerian should be proud of me.

“I have survived all sort, the matter they are propagating is the smallest of matters. No panic. I love London city, it is my city, and nobody can do anything.”

Vanguard News


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/12/you-all-should-be-proud-of-me-pastor-tobi-adegboyega-breaks-silence-amid-deportation-saga/amp/

Meaning everything that goes on here sinks into the AI data base.

guobe:
These are unpopular people on nairaland according to Meta AI WhatsApp

Why you dey eat 1am

VinnyBaba:
Nothing wrong with them. By ur argument, Electric Iron is also a Dangerous appliance.

They just need Close Monitoring during use.

The ring boiler I have, I use it from time to time.

There was a Day my Gas disappointed me at 1am.
I just brought out the appliance Fast, boil water and did Eba to eat with the available Owho soup I had.

Can't kill myself with plenty Talk in this USELESS tinibu govt.

Earthly father being wicked know how to give their son fish and meat. How much more our heavenly father. This resonate with me that God in His infinite mercy can't give up on us, even the most veil among men. However, If Hunter refuses this Pardon, is it then the father's fault that he is Judged? so also is any one who refuses salvation, such as accepted to be condemned.

Good morning people. Do have a fruitful week ahead.

Kelechi009:
Reference: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/joe-biden/joe-biden-issue-pardon-son-hunter-biden-rcna182369

In context, the event took place in a church, which I gave my opinion to. Hence it only make sense I reference biblical standard and that should not upset a non-Christian. However, this is not only about bible standard at it were. my point being, if you're a role model or in position of leadership necessity is laid on you to act with modesty. Look at what our society looks likes! just because we want to be right only in our own eyes. I will be an hypocrite to judge cause even I needs to do better.

"Education na scam" that my generation was chanting because many of us where either unemployable or without a reasonable job, now secondary school students which we were brothers and sisters or model to are now into fraud thinking that is the way out of poverty, and that spending time in school will amount to nothing.

Now, nobody give a damn about values, Just make money, the society will accept you. some thing that was hardly heard of in our own days. At least, at that cradle level. But now it is almost acceptable. does that makes it the right way of life, because society as accepted it??

Thanks for provoking this thought. I enjoy the conversation. do have a good day and take time to reflect my point from wider grand scheme of things.

richmond500:
my brother, u are still judging them based on biblical standards.
U should also take into considerations that some of us are not christians, so because ur bible says people should not wear leg chains, doesn't mean leg chains should be universally rejected.

This is why the Atheist always have problem with religious folks, u people just define standard for everyone.

I didn't judge it though. I only shared biblical perspective of controversial situation like that. when we pitch what is acceptable to us individually with biblical standard.

richmond500:
there is nothing wrong with a chain, just because u don't like it doesn't make it demonic

I didn't judge it though.

richmond500:
there is nothing wrong with a chain, just because u don't like it doesn't make it demonic

The prize is not societal norms or acceptability.

richmond500:
20yrs ago, pastors preach against women wearing jean trouser and mini skirt.
So calm down, give it 10more years, leg chain will be just part of fashion.

Fashion is dynamic, it changes with time

Apostle Paul replying is audience about eating a food that was use in a sacrifice to Idol. He responded, food for the belly, belly for the food, both shall be destroyed. He continue to say that what defile a man isn't what goes into him but what comes out of the a man. But then he said, of what gain will it be for me if I eat such meal and by my action cause another brethren to fall or backslide. He cause himself and said he will rather not eat at all for the rest of his life (in context: than for him to wear a leg chain, dress is what seems culturally unacceptable and make a brother who had come to seek God face in your church to loose such benefit).

There is something called modesty... and everyone knows what it is, aside those who have made up there mind to not give a damn.

richmond500:
That is ur personal opinion.
I have a friend that wears nose rings, she is very committed to her guy even though she lives far from him and doesn't see him for weeks or a month, I see girls with nose rings as loosed girls until I met her.

The business is now viable...

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