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A 31yr oldman?

Uncle you need to be flogged.

AlvanT:
The time is not ripe my lady,after many fortnights after crickets chirps and the cock crows.Then shall my lady knoweth which House my humble self stem from.Do not be disquieted fair one for thy lord seekest not to dismay thee with my unheralded presence.Hush my darling hush!

smh

michaelogunleye:
Personally i believe the mode of dressing of a Christian should be such that it doesn't provoke another human to sin. Not just sin of fornication and lust but also our mothers kind of sin of being judgmental e.g. Look at the short skirt sister Grace has on and with that 4" heel I'm sure she's cat walking to Hell.

lol true

Jabia:
I find the words of 1 Corinthians Chapter 8 to be especially refreshing in this matter:



I realise that I have a God given choice to dress in a manner that is comfortable and pleasing to me. I however that not all my brothers and sisters in the congregation understand this, hence I choose to dress in a manner that would not stumble anyone as per the scriptures above.

Cheers

Wow!

Thank you.

apeiron24:
University of Lagos was named Moshud Abiola University Of Lagos and there was a protest. Thanks to God for the success, if not, Some people would be students of MAULAG now..... what an Impertubably Lugubrious pronunciation.

Naming Higher institutions after heroes I not my problem. My Problem is the abbreviation that follows after.....

Imagine Naming University of Ibadan after "Gbadamosi Adeyinka"... which will make it Gbadamosi Adeyinka University......

The abbreviation is "GAU".... which is a bad word situation in Yoruba language.....

..... Jambite would be like "Mo to wo GAU" I have been admitted.....

....Imagine you are in a Church and a Lady is giving testimony about his admission into "GAU"

...She will be like...... help me praise God o.... I just entered GAU......

..... Please our Governments should think about abbreviation o.....

...Anyone here want admission to "GAU"

Speak English naw

Not everyone understands yoruba

ScepticalPyrrho

Like a way of dressing that could not be seen as sinful and also not extreme.

Or do you think it's all about conviction?

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prince9851:
i don't think it's out I'm just "nervous" now

Lol.Well it's normal. But don't be.
What course?

Eazie351:
Overmorrow??...lol. I‘ld have to explain to everyone i tell.

lol.

lalasticlala this is educating na

prince9851:
yh I wrote on 18th

K. Is the result out? I wrote on the 13th BTW.

prince9851:
what was your jamb score?

256
Are you a jambite?

cc lalasticlala mynd44

Glabella---The space between your eyebrows is called a glabella.

Petrichor---The way it smells after the rain is called petrichor.

Aglet---The plastic or metallic coating at the end of your shoe lace is called an aglet.

Wamble---The rumbling of your stomach is actually called a wamble.

Vagitus---The cries of a new born baby is called a vagitus.

Tines---The prongs on a fork are called tines.

Phosphenes---The sheen or light that you see when you close your eyes and press your hands on them are called phosphenes.

Box Tent---The tiny plastic table placed in the middle of a pizza box is called box tent.

Overmorrow---The day after tomorrow is called overmorrow.

Minimus---Your tiny toe or finger is called minimus.

Agraffe---The wired cage that holds the cork in a bottle of champagne is called agraffe.

Vocables---The 'na na na' and 'la la la' which don't really have any meaning in the lyrics of any song is called vocables.

Interrobang---When you combine an exclamation mark with a question mark (like this ?!) it is refered to as an interrobang.

Columella Nasi---The space between your nostrils is called columella Nasi.

Armscye---The armhole in clothes where the sleeves are sewn is called armscye.

Dysania---The condition of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning is called dysania.

Griffonage---Unreadable handwriting is called griffonage. (Are you reading this dear doctors?)


Tittle---The dot over an 'i' or a 'j' is called a tittle.

Crapulence---The utterly sick feeling you get after eating or drinking too much is called crapulence.

Brannock device---The metallic device used to measure your shoe size at a shoe store is called brannock device.




Source: Culled from Facebook.

But mammy waters and the looking under your leg to see ghosts stories are true

Apart from pouting and taking selfies what else to these people do?
I want to be realll successful.Correct successful

Why do verrryy expensive cloths/shoes look so ugly?

jeez

^^^^

End times!

Why should their everything be for the camera?
Annoying!

If this is cool,then you don't know what cool is

Slowvenom:
Did the send you any message at all?

nope

Randy91:
so u r a JAMBITO

Yes Did I ever hide it?

lol

I just checked my messages now and i'm glad there's nothing like that.


Well the candidates should tell if they cheated or maybe its jamb own way of *some text missing*

Or their village witches finally remembered they wrote jamb.

SirWere:
Err.... so why the name pharma girl?

The Pharma is actually farmer

Kondomatic:
I feel like washing her face with a cup of warm water

Some faces are water resistant too