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HealthRe: Please How Do I Get Rid Of These? by PhatScrotum(op): 1:27pm On Jun 15, 2025
olawaleatanda:
is this your private part grin
grin cheesy You wan follow me share am? Happy fathers day to you sir cheesy
HealthRe: Please How Do I Get Rid Of These? by PhatScrotum(op): 1:26pm On Jun 15, 2025
Myrepublic:
Uncle Raw don collect take away pack..

I can give u solution,but you gon pay for it..

So that next time,you go learn to wear rubber or cellophane.

I think the cream is about a thousand or there about..

After saving, always apply it .. apply it next day also.

Them no burn the craw craw well ,make he raise elbow for your Local government Sectanriant.

But why you dey bleach your local government Sectanriant?
Senior Man grin, you don use advice take flog me KOBOKO, much appreciated though. I no dey bleach ooo, i no dey even rub cream sef. Na my complexion be that. Abeg, wetin be the name of the cream? Today na sunday, biko help my ministry. Happy Fathers Day to you smiley
HealthRe: Please How Do I Get Rid Of These? by PhatScrotum(op): 1:23pm On Jun 15, 2025
ChybuzzDD:
It's called Pseudofolliculitis Pubis(Barbae), caused by the inflammation of the hair follicles as a result of cutting the hairs too low, especially with razor blades/shaving sticks.
When you cut the hairs too low, while trying to regrow, their sharp stumps impinges on your skin, causing a bump and inflammation of the overlying skin.

To prevent it, stop cutting to low with shaving sticks. Use clippers instead. Shave in the direction of the hairs, not against it, and don't pull the skin taut.
Then, apply a steroid cream(Hydrocortisone cream) immediately after shaving, and continue twice daily for at least 3days. Steroids will reduce/eliminate the inflammation.

Stop taking that Ciprotab because this is not an infection.
Thank you so much. I've stopped taking the Ciprotab
HealthRe: Please How Do I Get Rid Of These? by PhatScrotum(op): 6:50pm On Jun 07, 2025
Exceed15:
Why not finish the medication first, hopefully.
I'm on it currently.
HealthRe: Please How Do I Get Rid Of These? by PhatScrotum(op): 6:49pm On Jun 07, 2025
Starboytwo:
pictures keh undecided

OP no mind am ooo, God will heal you.
Amen
HealthRe: Please How Do I Get Rid Of These? by PhatScrotum(op): 6:49pm On Jun 07, 2025
Curious345:
Pictures please
I uploaded twice already, but the Anti-spam bot deleted them. I'll upload them again now.

HealthPlease How Do I Get Rid Of These? by PhatScrotum(op): 5:00pm On Jun 07, 2025
Greetings esteemed Nairalanders, please I need help with finding a remedy for these shaving bumps.
I first noticed them at the end of March 2025, after I shaved my pubic area, it was a bit scanty then, but after I shaved again yesterday, it seemed to have spread.

These bumps don't itch, neither are they painful. I have done all the necessary tests including "HIV, Syphillis, Gonorrhea, Herpes, HPV, Full blood count, Hepatitis (A,B &C), and even urine test, and all came out negative.

I've gone to see a doctor, and he placed me on antibiotics (ciprotab) for seven days, I'm currently on the third day. Please has anyone ever experienced this and are there topical creams/ointments that I can use to clear these bumps?

I'd appreciate your meaningful contributions/suggestions.
CrimeRe: Man Shares How His Financially Struggling Friend Was Misleading Women by PhatScrotum(f): 5:49pm On Sep 13, 2024
TheTundeMuniru:
All nah Format!!

I get baffled when I read articles and comments about how guys loses their hard earned resources to some golddigging ladies.

See, there are super rich ladies out there who'll spend dirty on well orientated guys. Much isn't needed, just look good, speak well and make sure to have a great sense of humor.

I live inside Westend Estate in Ikota Lekki, a lady rented the apartment for me. I met her as a Dispatch Rider.

All nah Format!!
Aaaaaaaah🫢
Broda Tunde!
So you be Gigolo, and you don dey toast Aunty Tawa wey dey sell Tomato for junction!
Haba nau!
How many Toh-Toh you wan dey hammer?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dispatch Riders Needed For Immediate Employment by PhatScrotum(op): 11:09am On Sep 08, 2024
PapaNnamdi:
Ur username sef de fear person
😁😁😁😁.
Fear not, I mean no harm.
Jobs/VacanciesDispatch Riders Needed For Immediate Employment by PhatScrotum(op): 2:33pm On Sep 07, 2024
God fearing, upright and experienced dispatch riders are needed for immediate employment at JetStarLogistics.

Riders living around Ikotun, Igando, Isheri, Idimu, Ijegun and Akesan axis will be given preference.

Kindly check flyer for more info and contact details🙏

FoodRe: Which of these stews would you go for with your rice? (pictures) by PhatScrotum(f): 7:08pm On Aug 29, 2024
brain54:
Honestly it depends...


Sometimes beef, at times chicken and other times it's fish.

I am not very rigid when it comes to food. I just let the mood direct.

Right now I don't even want to perceive any chicken aroma because I had Alot lately. Other times it's beef of fish I don't want to have anything to do with.

It just depends on mood.

Right now beef has been my succour. It may change anytime!
Just like your moniker suggests, you dey use your BRAIN for everything, food inclusive😁.
Esprit de corps, my senior colleague🤝
CelebritiesRe: Cubana Chief Priest Shows His Somersaulting Skills (Video) by PhatScrotum(f): 7:06pm On Aug 29, 2024
Akpa-Akpu😁😁😁
PoliticsRe: FCCPC Gives Traders 1-Month Deadline To Crash Prices Of Goods by PhatScrotum(f): 7:01pm On Aug 29, 2024
Iridma:
What about the cost of production?

Get a SUPER Professional Company Logo, Letterhead Or Business Card for your Company, for 2k Only

PAY AFTER SERVICE

Drop us Your Company name for Logo
https:///mi23Mfhw8EwMEZScA
You're a good Nigerian. I commend you for making your design services, pocket friendly inspite of the widespread "Price Gouging" by all and sundry.
More wins brother man🙏
TravelRe: Man Films Immigration Officer Desperately Demanding Money From Him (pics) by PhatScrotum(f): 3:50pm On Aug 08, 2024
Kylekent59:
You filmed him and brought it to social media for what?

For us to mock him or what?

Why can't you take the video to his superiors rather than bring it on social media?

How will his kids feel if they see this? His family members? If the man commits suicide because of this. Who killed him?


Many individuals are immature. He may believe he was doing the right thing by posting it on social media, but he was not.

Bringing the video to his superiors and being confronted with it demonstrates maturity.

Putting the footage on social media is childish.
Shut your dirty mouth up! Person dey disgrace himself, his family and his country and you dey campaign for am. You are one of the problems wey we dey face for this country. Very Mumu somebody
PropertiesCost Of Land Survey And Building Plan Approval by PhatScrotum(op): 4:44pm On Jul 19, 2024
Hello!
Greetings Esteemed Nairalanders, I troway salute to everybody, abeg make una catch am grin

Please I'd love your inputs on this topic.
I have a property located in the Badagry axis, and I'd love to take advantage of the Lagos state government amnesty program for buildings without permits to get mine done.

I'd love to know the cost implication of having a survey plan done, as well as the building plan (complete drawing). I'd also appreciate insights on to how much it will cost to get the plan approved by the relevant authorities.

I eagerly await feedback from the experts in the house.
Gracias smiley
TV/MoviesMovie Review: The Continental: From The World Of John Wick (2023) by PhatScrotum(op): 1:21pm On Oct 01, 2023
PLOT
Set in 1970s New York City, The Continental explores the origin of the iconic hotel-for-assassins centerpiece of the John Wick universe seen through the eyes and action of a young Winston Scott.

STORY LINE
The Continental explores the origin behind the iconic hotel-for-assassins centerpiece of the John Wick universe through the eyes and actions of a young Winston Scott, as he's dragged into the hell-scape of 1970's New York City to face a past he thought he'd left behind.

Winston charts a deadly course through the hotel's mysterious underworld in a harrowing attempt to seize the hotel where he will eventually take his throne.

Check my siggy to down. load the full seasons in HD quality

TravelRe: Full Details Of The Lagos Rail Masterplan - Jubril Gawat by PhatScrotum(f):
wwwihy:
Jubril A. Gawat is the Senior Special Assistant On New Media To Governor Sanwo-Olu
In terms of infrastructure and rural development, Sanwo-Olu is doing an excellent job. Truth is, all the Lagos State Governor's since after Tinubu have been performing incredibly well. From Fashola to Ambode and now Sanwo-Olu.
Eko'oni Baje🙏
RomanceRe: Nice Ladies Dont Get Married, Says Toke Makinwa by PhatScrotum(f): 12:50am On Sep 09, 2023
DyshApp:
In a recent episode of her engaging podcast, Toke Makinwa, the multi-talented actress and media personality, delved into the intriguing realm of male preferences when it comes to women. According to her, men might not be all that keen on women who are overly nice.

Drawing inspiration from the wisdom of a particular aunt, Toke Makinwa shared her family member's insightful perspective. This wise aunt firmly believed that a woman need not be excessively nice to capture a man's heart. In fact, she argued that a delicate and overly polite lady might find herself taken advantage of and eventually sidelined by the men in her life.

In an unexpected twist, Toke Makinwa suggested that it's the not-so-nice ladies who often stand a better chance of tying the knot. According to her aunt's theory, these women somehow managed to capture men's hearts more effectively.

However, her podcast guest, Kie Kie, had an entirely different perspective to offer. Kie Kie boldly stated, "This is what I believe: when you know how to, for lack of a better word, put a man to nice use, then he's more functional." She emphasized that men appreciate being reminded of what they need to do.

So, there you have it—a lively discussion on the age-old debate of whether men prefer nice or not-so-nice ladies. Toke Makinwa and her guest Kie Kie certainly brought their unique viewpoints to the table, making for an entertaining and thought-provoking conversation.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36w2qOMpWQY?si=KAKKKhKHkSfJlN46

Follow up with the latest celebrity gist here!
Make she go Siddon Biko.
Marriage isn't for everybody, know this and know peace ✌️
RomanceRe: Guys What Are Those Qualities You Can't Resist In A Woman. Aside Boobs And Ass by PhatScrotum(f): 12:49am On Sep 09, 2023
blessingnenye:
Peace of mind is paramount to nothing. Every man stays where his peace is guaranteed. A man may be sexually attracted to a woman due to her beauty. But for a serious commitment, men stick to peace.
https://loveonet.com/top-6-qualities-men-finds-irresistible/
If I were a man, then Aside physical appearance, having a good character is also paramount.
RomanceRe: Is This Why Alot Of Nigerian Guys Are Single ?(pics) by PhatScrotum(f): 12:47am On Sep 09, 2023
Blitzking:
My major problems is not to break too many girls heart na why I dey Watch my words..cos if I smile lasan or i open my mouth sope otilor...but how many women person wan get.
Comrade easy😁😁😁.
RomanceRe: Amarachi Amusi: I’m Richer Than Most Of The Men Seeking To Marry Me, Skit Maker by PhatScrotum(f): 12:44am On Sep 09, 2023
TravelRe: Lagosians Rush To Board Lagos Blue Line Rail Train In Marina (Video) by PhatScrotum(f): 12:42am On Sep 09, 2023
PhatScrotum:
Yoruba Amaka😁
TravelRe: Lagosians Rush To Board Lagos Blue Line Rail Train In Marina (Video) by PhatScrotum(f): 12:42am On Sep 09, 2023
Oshoboy01:
Some Lagosians were seen rushing to board the newly launched Lagos Blue Line Rail train at the Marina station this evening.

In a video that surfaced on the internet, they were seen running in order to meet up with the train which was about moving at that time.

According to Governor Sanwoolu’s aide, the crowd were coming from their respective offices and are bound to return to the Mainland from Marina.

Watch Video Below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCGrSFwWPdk
Yoruba Amala😁
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool FA Cup (5 - 6)pens On 14th May 2022 by PhatScrotum(f): 8:05pm On May 14, 2022
NeoWanZaeed:
Wetin bring this kind username for your mind xef


You be catfish and you dey use this kind stuff for your username.

The story no clear

Up Chelsea sha
Boo, Your own strong biko
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool FA Cup (5 - 6)pens On 14th May 2022 by PhatScrotum(f): 6:34pm On May 14, 2022
NeoWanZaeed:
grin this your username xef

Very disgusting to picture grin
grin grin grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool FA Cup (5 - 6)pens On 14th May 2022 by PhatScrotum(f): 6:23pm On May 14, 2022
Chelsea have had the better chances in the second half.
It's been very CAGEY.
Catch The Rest Of The Game With The First Link In my Signature

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool FA Cup (5 - 6)pens On 14th May 2022 by PhatScrotum(f): 6:09pm On May 14, 2022
The game has another penalty shootout written all over it.

Let's see how it goes, less than 30 minutes left to play.
Catch All The Action using the first link in my signature and thank me later.

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